Sunday, 5 April 2020

HAVE VIRUS WILL TRAVEL

yo!... only game in town... innit!


the sun shines down on palookaville...

an a folks like ta go outside...

maybe some lak ta visit a seaside...

even though a shops is shut...

amusements on hold...

cafes closed...

beach closed...


GO THE SOCIAL DISTANCE


don't go the extra mile...



THE VIRUS GAME


is the only game in town...

all other games are off...

it's games over for football...

games over fo olympics...

games over fo basketball, baseball,

what evva


GREAT WALL OF CHINA


the chinese are favourite to win a games...

well they invented them...

they were first up to bat...

and by all accounts...

played a blinder...

knocked a virus fo six innit...

some say the didn't play the game...

not with a straight bat...

only they can telll


anyway...

the great wall was breached anna virus...

flew around the world...

kicking off the world series...


TRAINS AN BOATS AN PLANES


now every country playing by it's own rules...

no referee...

china takes an early bath...

retired but not out...


the crowd is restless...

and will not stay...

off the park...

until ground rules are fully agreed...

the mob will rule... 


THRONE OF GAMES


who will be the winning team?

it looks like taiwan...

"Taiwan rapidly produced and implemented a list of at least 124 action items in the past five weeks to protect public health," report co-author Jason Wang, a Taiwanese doctor and associate professor of pediatrics at Stanford Medicine, said in a statement
"The policies and actions go beyond border control because they recognized that that wasn't enough."
This was while other countries were still debating whether to take action. 
In a study conducted in January, Johns Hopkins University said Taiwan was one of the most at-risk areas outside of mainland China -- owing to its close proximity, ties and transport links.
Among those early decisive measures was the decision to ban travel from many parts of China, stop cruise ships docking at the island's ports, and introduce strict punishments for anyone found breaching home quarantine orders.- from cnn

but germany will probably snatch it...

in extra time...


WHAT COMES AROUND


the games are played every several years..

they are not always kicked off in china...

the last really big games was 100 years ago...

and was kicked off in the USA

though for some reason...

they were called the

spanish games...


I SEE NO SHIPS


winners an losers..

but mostly losers...

it's airplanes nil...

cruise lines nil...

navy ships nil...

travel is the biggest losing team


TOURISTS FUCK OFF


go home palookas...

you are not wanted here...

virus invisiblity...

tarnishes all travellers... 

traveling is public enemy number one...

we cannot even agree on how to spell it!








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