OIL SHOCKER : update one

yo!.. grapes o rath... innit!

in palookaville today..

SHOCK AN AWE

evva body shock at alla jobs gone..

evva body shock atta drop in pmi..

evva body shock at public debt surge..

it's awsum said boris johnson..

just another patient..

like any ordinary palooka..

BANK OF ENGLAND RAID

computers atta bank..

be raided..

to allow for increased numbers..

those scuzzy bastards..

came the cry from forex traders..

who are pissed at alla currencies fallin at once..

it's lak oil times ..

said one flummoxed trader..

USE OF A.D. IDENTIFIED

artificial dumbness..

is being blamed..

for the failure to prepare..

as thousands of airplanes..

carrying the virus..

from china..

and eventually..

the whole wide world..

were welcomed to heathrow..

where the virus spewed out into the whole economy..

ITTA CLUSTA FUCK

said one treasury minister..

who shall remain blameless..

COCK UP AN LOCK UP

the luckdown is losin..

anna breakin bad..

is gainin ground..

the crowd are gettin restless..

the queen is in the counting house..

counting out the money..

the economy in the dog house..

feelin kinda funny..

I'M SHOCKED THAT YOU'RE SHOCKED


Oil prices fell under severe pressure and went negative..

That could be a magnified version of what..

we’re about to see for the rest of the U.S. economy.  
 Source: CNN
 

BOLLOCKS CALLED

from slope of hope blog -

By Tim Knight - 8 hours ago (23, Apr 2020 6:11:54 PM)

As of this writing at 5:56 p.m. EST on April 23, 2020…
 this lowest price the continuous WTI oil contract..
(ticker symbol /cl, the true front month contract prices only)
has traded during the year 2020 is $6.50..
I will include a screenshot from thinkorswim with this post.
So there you have it.
The truth about “zero” and “negative” oil..
It both did, but really DID NOT happen.
Call it a paradox, an enigma, a rip in the space time continuum..
that even three Starship Enterprises couldn’t fix.

I’ll call it what it really was:
Another blatant episode of misreporting by people who are paid to know better,..

GOOD CALL TIM

now back to the oil shocker..

what did we think would happen?

shudda stopped them airplanes pdq..

took the hit in time..

save nine... 

innit!

COMING UP

clots ta blame..

it's all in the blood pressure..

form a new clan stan..