yo!... what a game... innit!
palookaville bowled out...
evva one...
stumped...
HOWZAT
despite taking an early bath...
and...
being disqualified...
fo breakin a rules...
an settin a virus loose...
befo evva one else was ready...
SUPERVISOR
they gotta howzat suits...
anna n95 masks...
anna visors...
anna supervisors
LOST WAGES
Well I've been around the world
And I've been in the Washington Zoo
And in all my travels
As the facts unravel
I've found this to be true
While the poor people sleepin'
With the shade on the light
While the poor people sleepin'
All the stars come out at night
they got the steely dan t-shirts...
and ventilators they need...
all that money can buy...
OUT FOR A DUCK
turning up without proper kit...
and during...
a maiden over..
the palookaville team...
suffer a batting collapse...
and itta long walk back to a pavillion...
without any kit
NO WAY TO PLAY A TEST MATCH
don't test don't tell
IT'S THE MUSHROOM TREATMENT STUPID
keep em inna dark
covered inna shit
STAY OFF THE PITCH
spectators...
are asked to watch from home...
or the coronagate hotel...
do not pass go...
do not collect £ 200 $
GERMANY 5 ENGLAND NIL
GERMANY 5 ENGLAND NIL
On Feb 25, when much of Europe still believed it could avoid the
coronavirus crisis, news broke that a 47-year-old man had tested
positive in Germany.
As authorities raced to track anyone the sick man had been in contact with, a terrifying picture emerged. He had spent the previous 10 days at carnival celebrations where he could have infected hundreds of people.
But experts now agree Germany did one crucial thing right at that moment. It started testing everyone who had been in contact with the infected man.
Little more than a month later, Germany is now testing around 500,000 of its citizens every week.
Britain, meanwhile, is lagging far behind, with only around 8,000 people tested per day.
As authorities raced to track anyone the sick man had been in contact with, a terrifying picture emerged. He had spent the previous 10 days at carnival celebrations where he could have infected hundreds of people.
But experts now agree Germany did one crucial thing right at that moment. It started testing everyone who had been in contact with the infected man.
Little more than a month later, Germany is now testing around 500,000 of its citizens every week.
Britain, meanwhile, is lagging far behind, with only around 8,000 people tested per day.
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