Friday 30 January 2009

THE CANDYFLOSS ZOMBIE

yo!...frankenstein...innit!



PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+128...

...the story so far...


...it would appear that we are in the sh*t...

...certain assets against which credit was pledged...

...in fact, never existed at all...


THEY AINT NO ASSETS



market ticker : ..."The "dirty secret" behind a lot of these "assets" is that they are literal zeros. A lot of the debt issued in the last few years was in fact fully synthetic - that is, it was not backed by an actual mortgage or other actual debt instrument - it was created out of swaps and other derivatives that "acted like" the real thing. The problem with this sort of model is that it relies on the ability of the counterparty who wrote the swap to pay - if they can't pay then what you have is a worthless piece of paper since you can't even foreclose on the underlying property and seize the collateral! With no meaningful margin supervision a lot of these so-called "counterparties" in fact can't pay. This means these "synthetic" instruments are in fact worth nothing."


petey :

...it was all a trick...

...thats why the banks is bust...


THEY AINT NO MONEY

mish : ..."The world Economic Forum is reporting Global crisis 'has destroyed 40pc of world wealth'

The past five quarters have seen 40pc of the world's wealth destroyed and business leaders expect the global economic crisis can only get worse.

Steve Schwarzman, chairman of private equity giant Blackstone, said an "almost incomprehensible" amount of cash had evaporated since the financial crisis took hold.

"Business will be very different," he added.

His comments came on a day of the World Economic Forum characterised by the gloom of its participants and warnings that the crisis will endure for some time. News Corp chief executive Rupert Murdoch kicked off the meetings by warning that the atmosphere was worsening – despite global economic confidence plumbing the lowest depths on record.

"The crisis is getting worse," he said. "It's going to take drastic action to turn it around, if it can be turned around, quickly. I believe it will take a long time."

petey :

...thats why the cost of the bailouts keeps rising...


...it's not that the assets are toxic...


...they just aint no assets...


HYPER-HYPE


...it would appear that inflation has left the building...

...we just caint afford it anymore...

...the money to pay for it has evaporated into the thin air it came from...


THE CANDYFLOSS ZOMBIE

...try as they might...

...they just caint get the sucker breathing again...


...voodoo economics has worked all too well...


...an now the zombie economy limps along...


...UNdead...

...pallid...


...not growing..

...but...

...shrinking...


...deleveraging, deflating...

...decomposing...






Saturday 24 January 2009

ONCE-UPON-A-TIME IN THE EAST

yo!...bad day at black rock...innit!



PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+122...


...in palookaville everybody goes to meet the train...

...so you can understand our dismay when we are met there by four horsemen...

...three of em are wearin long dusters...


...the fourth is roy rogers...


...the american engine has failed to decouple from the eastern train...

...an now it looks like they all goin over the cliff together...

...the stuffed shirts have caused all tomorrows spending to be spent yesterday...

...an now china is full of dollars an we are full of sh*t...


ALL TOMORROWS PARTIES


...roy says that the west is finished and in particular...

...that the pound is sunk, the oil all gone an a banks in debt...


...sell evva british thang ya got boys...fill yo boots wi oil an gold...

...this sukka goin dahn...innit!...


AN IT'S AN EARLY BATH FOR STERLING


...the pound has taken an early bath...

...and everyone is laughing they bollox off...

...but the guys in the dusters is waitin fo the train...

...they have blown the bridge...

...and the great eastern is goin over...


...seems like they chinese was balancin on a wooden cross in a spaghetti eastern...

...dude with the wicked smile was playin a harmonica...

...only it was a double cross...



THE GHOST OF ELECTRICITY

Lights go out across Britain as recession hits home

Electricity demand falls as economy slows at fastest rate since 1980



China Powers Down..."The global recession has meant a big decline in demand for iron and steel. That has meant sharp decreases in electricity demand from China’s metal producers, which have been leading the country’s demand for increased electricity production.For November, the Chinese government expects total power generation to fall by 7 percent compared to November 2007. That drop follows a 4 percent decline in October. This will mark the first time in recent history that China’s power demand has fallen for two consecutive months. Falling power demand mirrors a decline in exports. In November, China’s exports fell by 2.2 percent compared to November 2007. That’s the biggest year-over-year slide in exports since April 1999. Foreign investment is also falling. According to the latest Chinese government statistics, foreign direct investment fell by 36.5 percent in November, when compared to the year-earlier period."


THE DOLLAR YOU GET YOU DESERVE


...in china they know a thing or two about dollars...

...they have all of the real ones in a box under the bed...

...peraps they know a way to enhance their value...

...maybe then sell a few...


IN THE WHITE ROOM...WITH BLACK CURTAINS



...here in palookaville the train is late...

...come to think of it...

...so is the ship...
















THE MSM TELLS THE TRUTH AT LAST

yo!...abaht time...innit!



PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+122...


peteynation : foolin alla the people alla the time is difficult...

...1997 - 2007...

smoke an mirrors...profits of wax...

...less of the benefit...

...more of the tax...


DOWN BY BROWN


albert edwards : ..."What I find amazing is that people aren’t really nailing Gordon Brown and [Bank of England Governor] Mervyn King for this,” he said. “At least in the US they had the excuse of the arrival of sub-prime — a new sector of the market. We didn’t really have anything similar but we ended up with a bigger national Ponzi scheme than the US.”


THEY ARE NOW

from the times :-

The case against Gordon Brown

...seven nails in his political coffin...







Wednesday 21 January 2009

STANDS WITH A BOWL

yo!..home ta roost...innit!



PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+119...


...the story so far...

...a new american president has gone supernova...

...but...

the great british dictator has gone brown dwarf...



NOT THE END OF THE BEGINNING


...the weather is turning icelandic...

...but...

...so is the pound...


THE WHITE POUND

iain martin : "They don't know what they're doing, do they? With every step taken by the Government as it tries frantically to prop up the British banking system, this central truth becomes ever more obvious.

Yesterday marked a new low for all involved, even by the standards of this crisis. Britons woke to news of the enormity of the fresh horrors in store. Despite all the sophistry and outdated boom-era terminology from experts, I think a far greater number of people than is imagined grasp at root what is happening here.

The country stands on the precipice. We are at risk of utter humiliation, of London becoming a Reykjavik on Thames and Britain going under. Thanks to the arrogance, hubristic strutting and serial incompetence of the Government and a group of bankers, the possibility of national bankruptcy is not unrealistic." telegraph...


ninja : ..."All the growth in tax receipts linked to real estate and financial services was of course was nothing but an illusion. Those tax receipts are gone now, almost certainly never to return. Most of the financial firms won’t record profits for years and when they finally do, they will have years of losses to carry forward. The net result will be a giant, prolonged corporate tax shortfall.

In the meantime, the government is throwing good money after bad. This is of course plunging the country deep into debt. Just like in Iceland, although to a lesser degree relative to GDP, UK banks have liabilities in other currencies. As the pound goes into free fall, these liabilities explode in value crippling the banks. As the UK issues more debt to stabilize the banks, even more pressure is put on the pound. A vicious, debt death spiral could easily be sparked."...


jim rogers : ...“I don’t think there is a sound UK bank now, at least, if there is one I don’t know about it,” he says.

“The City of London is finished, the financial centre of the world is moving east.”
“All the money is in Asia. Why would it go back to the West? You don’t need London,” says Mr Rogers.

Mr Rogers thinks the pound is more vulnerable than the dollar or the euro.

He says the UK housing market is arguably in a worse state than that of the US, given pockets of strength in the US and prices that are sliding across the board in the UK.

Meanwhile, he says, the UK is in worse shape economically than the eurozone, where most countries are not big debtors and do not run huge trade deficits.

“If the UK discovers more North Sea oil, I might change this view,” he says. “But I don’t see that happening.” FT


ticker : ..."There is exactly one way to resolve this problem - the banks must be "crammed down" through forcible reorganization, and we must stop bailing them out and handing them money.

We cannot recapitalize them through taxpayer donations, for through that path we only delay the inevitable. We do not have the ability to "manufacture" or "borrow" the three to five trillion dollars it would take to cover those losses - a full fifty percent increase in our federal debt, on which we would pay hundreds of billions of dollars a year - forever - being a permanent drag on GDP. Such a path will only lead to more insolvency as the crimp on GDP will inevitably lead to more job losses, more credit losses and more malaise, ultimately resulting in the very collapse that the proponents of this path claim to be trying to avoid."...


THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW


matthew lynn : ..."
One thing is clear, though: The world won’t go back to the debt-fuelled, globalization-crazy world of 2007."

“Unlike previous postwar contractions, the problem the global economy now faces does not primarily stem from a temporary mismatch between output and demand,” Stephen Lewis, chief economist at Monument Securities Ltd. in London, said in a note to investors. “It arises, rather, from the breakdown of the financial system, and the process of wealth-destruction that has set in train.”

Three Tasks

The question now is how Obama can take the lead in fixing that. Here are three places he could start.

First, ditch ideological hang-ups. The debate on how to move on from the credit crunch is fast turning into trench warfare between the traditional advocates of big government and the die- hard supporters of the free market. That isn’t getting us anywhere. The free-market camp needs to recognize that there wasn’t enough supervision or regulation of the financial markets. We are going to need more rules.

Likewise, the big-government camp needs to understand that more spending and government meddling won’t fix much either. We don’t want to lose the growth, dynamism and opportunities that flowed from the free movement of money, ideas and people across borders. The path to be steered will have to lie somewhere between the two extremes.

Rules for Banks

Next, new rules on the way banks operate are needed. It is clear that the global banking system had ignored the risks building up over many years. The incentive systems had become perverse. New capital requirements will have to be devised for banks to stop excessive risk-taking. Institutions such as hedge funds and private-equity firms will have to be brought into the system: They play too big a role in the financial markets to be left unregulated. And the rules need to be global. There is no point in changes being made country-by-country. That way we lose all the benefits of globalization.

Most importantly, the imbalances need to be fixed. Too much capital was being recycled through the global financial system. Some countries -- China and Germany, for example -- exported and saved too much. Others -- the U.S. and U.K. -- imported and borrowed too much. That will have to be rectified. It is no good having one lot of countries telling everyone else to consume more unless they are also willing to consume less. That will hurt. But there is no way of avoiding it. Where the last president had a war on terror, this one needs a war on financial bubbles, and that requires a more balanced global economy."bloomberg...



peteynation : foolin alla the people alla the time is difficult...

...1997 - 2007...

smoke an mirrors...profits of wax...

...less of the benefit...

...more of the tax...



Monday 19 January 2009

BUT

yo!..greatest story evva told...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+117...


...the story so far...

...america has the worlds reserve currency...

...
but...

...structural deficits, bust banks, national debt... an political malaise...

...are threatening to implode the dollar...


AMERICA HAS A NEW PRESIDENT

...but...

...he plans to borrow more money to solve the debt crisis...

...there is no plan to force the banks to declare, in full...

...their exposure to toxic assets...


ENGLAND EXPECTS

...britain has the devalued pound...

...but...

...the rest of the world is also in recession...

...so our trade gap still gets wider...


BRITAIN HAS A NEW DICTATOR

...but...

...he plans to borrow more money to solve the debt crisis...

...there is no plan to force the banks to declare, in full...

...their exposure to toxic assets...

FIRE IN THE HOLD


The US economy’s perilous condition calls for extreme fiscal activism. The new administration’s stimulus plans are by no means over the top. If anything, a fiscal injection of $800bn (€602bn, £543bn) over two years is too modest. But the implication of so strong a fiscal boost is a swift and severe worsening of the country’s long-term fiscal position.
clive crook


Gordon Brown’s government tightened its grip on Britain’s financial system...
...guaranteeing toxic assets and giving...
...the Bank of England unprecedented power to buy securities.
bloomberg

Firefighters are failing and we're all getting scorched


Unemployment will soar to 3.4 million, thinktank warns



‘Time to Sell’ Treasuries, Biggest Korean Fund Says

Help Ireland or it will exit euro, economist warns

A leading Irish economist has called on Dublin to threaten withdrawal from the euro unless Europe's big powers do more to rescue Ireland's economy.


Once again, Britain leads the world...

...in the macabre speciality of saving banks.

...but...

ambrose : ..."Taken together, the rescues may make the difference between global recession and a deeper slump that causes mass unemployment and social turmoil, perhaps destroying the open global order we take for granted. We can only guess....

...but...

There is no guarantee that the measures will succeed. The vast scale of government borrowing may exhaust the stock of global capital. Markets are already beginning to question the credit-worthiness of sovereign states. The Fed may find it harder than it thinks to disengage from colossal intervention in the bond markets...

...
but...

In the end, the only way out of all this global debt may prove to be a Biblical debt Jubilee.

...but...

Creditors are not going to like that."

telegraph



Friday 16 January 2009

THE LONELINESS OF THE LONG DISTANCE SAVER

y0!...long shot kikka buckit...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+114...


...petethepainter is dead but still on the run...

...head shot with a sawn off, reactivated .45...

...he was under water at the end of 2008 by 7%...


...he has been tryin ta get to the bottom of the pension fund collapse...

...by swimming the pools of famous silent movie actresses in downtown palookaville...

...he hopes to find the...

...mother of all bottoms...

Distressed asset indices fall sharply

Indices tracking the value of the trillions of dollars of distressed assets that continue to blight bank balance sheets fell sharply this week as a negative spiral of financial distress and subsequent economic pain continued.

The declines – which signal further potential writedowns by banks – are fuelling fears that the first quarter of this year could herald further pain for the financial system, even as many banks reveal sharp losses for the fourth quarter of 2008.


SHORT FOR SHORT'S SAKE


Short for Shorts sake...

Money for Gods sake...

Gimme the readys...Gimme the cash...

Gimme a bullet...Gimme yo stash...

Gimme yo silver...Gimme yo gold...

Make it a million for when I get old..!

Short for Shorts sake...

Money for Gods sake!


SPECIAL LITERARY EDITION



mish : Huddling Under The TARP

Inquiring minds are reading Andrew Jeffery's column, Bank of America Huddling Under TARP.
To quote a recent op-ed in the Journal, which likened the government response to the current financial crisis to the circumstances described in Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged...

"Politicians invariably respond to crises -- that in most cases they themselves created -- by spawning new government programs, laws and regulations. These, in turn, generate more havoc and poverty, which inspires the politicians to create more programs . . . and the downward spiral repeats itself until the productive sectors of the economy collapse under the collective weight of taxes and other burdens imposed in the name of fairness, equality and do-goodism."

The similarities are so striking, it almost seems like regulators are using Atlas Shrugged as a playbook for their policy response to the crisis. They must not have waded through all 1,000 pages to see how the story ended.
Atlas Shrugged: Fiction To Fact

The Wall Street Journal article that Jeffrey quoted is Atlas Shrugged': From Fiction to Fact in 52 Years. Here is another snip.
The current economic strategy is right out of "Atlas Shrugged": The more incompetent you are in business, the more handouts the politicians will bestow on you. That's the justification for the $2 trillion of subsidies doled out already to keep afloat distressed insurance companies, banks, Wall Street investment houses, and auto companies -- while standing next in line for their share of the booty are real-estate developers, the steel industry, chemical companies, airlines, ethanol producers, construction firms and even catfish farmers.

With each successive bailout to "calm the markets," another trillion of national wealth is subsequently lost. Yet, as "Atlas" grimly foretold, we now treat the incompetent who wreck their companies as victims, while those resourceful business owners who manage to make a profit are portrayed as recipients of illegitimate "windfalls."
...Mike "Mish" Shedlock...


GROUCHO, HARPO, CHICO,

...KARL...

..."Owners of capital will stimulate the working class to buy more and more expensive goods, houses and technology, pushing them to take on more and more expensive debt, until their debt becomes unbearable.

The unpaid debt will lead to the bankruptcy of all banks, which will have to be nationalised, and the State will have to take the road which will eventually lead to communism.”

...So says the Karl Marx quote that has been whizzing round Wall Street and the City...


times :

"We seemed a step closer to that prospect yesterday.
Bank shares plunged again on both sides of the Atlantic amid concern that more capital injections will be required. Bank of America shares fell 20 per cent on reports that it needed further government help to complete the acquisition of Merrill Lynch. Merrill has suffered higher than expected losses in the fourth quarter and BoA is in talks with the American authorities about an infusion of capital.

Citigroup shares tumbled further, ahead of today's results, which are expected to be horrible.

These falls took the combined value of Citigroup and BoA - so recently the two most valuable banks in the world - below that of Wells Fargo, the conservative West Coast lender.

Back in Britain, bank shares were also under the cosh again, as ministers scurried to finalise another package of measures designed to get credit flowing again.

Gordon Brown said that the toxic assets of banks had to be dealt with, which could require more capital, while Capital Economics forecasts British banks will lose £85billion over the next three years and lending will be slashed by £400billion unless they get more capital.

At this rate, RBS will be fully nationalised before Sir Philip Hampton takes over as chairman.

According to the Marx quote, this means communism will not be far behind.

Except, of course, Marx didn't say that.

The quote is a fake. You just can't trust those bankers. times


1984 : THE WAY WE LIVE NOW

The Ministry of Truth...

wikipedia : ..."is where the main character of the book Nineteen Eighty-Four, Winston Smith, works.[1] It is an enormous pyramidal structure of glittering white concrete rising 300 meters into the air, containing over 3000 rooms above ground.

On the outside wall are the three slogans of the Party:

"War is Peace,"

"Freedom is Slavery,"

"Ignorance is Strength."

There is also a large part underground, probably containing huge incinerators where documents are destroyed after they are put down...

memory holes.

For his description Orwell was inspired by...

the Senate House at the University of London.[2]..."




ANYONE FOR KAFKA ?


Adj.1.Kafkaesque - relating to or in the manner of Franz Kafka or his writings

2.kafkaesque - characterized by surreal distortion and a sense of impending danger; "the kafkaesque terror of the endless interrogations"
unrealistic - not realistic; "unrealistic expectations"; "prices at unrealistic high levels"
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Kafkaesque



THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE PENCIL



...so!...

...ayn rand, karl marx, george orwell, kafka...

...
things are startin ta look serious...






Monday 12 January 2009

BONFIRE OF THE INANITIES

yo!...singalongamax...innit!



PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+110..


...people are startin ta talk...

...some are even startin ta think...


THE PIECE OF CAKE


If you go out in the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go out in the woods today
You'd better go in disguise.

For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

chorus

If you go out in the woods today,
You'd better not go alone.
It's lovely out in the woods today,
But safer to stay at home.

For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic

chorus

Every teddy bear, that's been good
Is sure of a treat today
There's lots of wonderful stocks to short
And wonderful games to play

Beneath the trees, where nobody sees
They'll short and sell as long as they please
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic




THE FUTURE IS HISTORY

...here in palookaville we are sure of nothing...

...we are hedgin our bets...an hopin not ta be wiped out...


...make no mistake this is a hostile environment...

...the politix are tryin ta bring back the boom wotz bust...


...it will be called the lazarus boom...

...if it walks like a zombie...an talks like a zombie...


...it will probably smell like a zombie...

Sunday 11 January 2009

THE MORE I SAVE...THE MORE I LOSE

yo!...hell hath no fury...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+109...


...on sunset boulevard...peterthepainter lies...

...face down in vilma banky's pool...

...beulah...a famous ex gansta's moll...

...has shot him inna head with a reactivated .45...



...the lazy, painty b*stard had shrunk the pension stash...


GIRL ON A RAMPAGE



beulah : who soever seeks ta f**k up mi finances shall...pay!...

...itz that brown wot done it...

...alla msm bollox are too scared ta tell atruth...

...he caused us ta lose...

...our pension stash
...our holiday...our savins interest...


BROWN : BLAME ANYONE BUT ME


...he allas sayin it were a sub prime or it caused by america...


...he says he saved the world...that he saved the banks...


...but the banks is still bust...an they won't lend...


...an they gon be commin back fo mo...



BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS


edmond conway :..."

Definitive proof that the Bank of England saw the financial crisis coming


edmond conway : ..."As we wrote in our City Comment that day: "One statistic in particular shows precisely how exposed the City is to the bursting of the household debt bubble. At the beginning of 2001, our banks were not lending customers any more than the total amount of deposits they held. By the end of 2005, banks were lending customers £500bn in cash which simply wasn't in the vaults. Should customers default on their loans, these banks could be in trouble, having to resort to borrowing chunks of money at penal interbank rates."

Not only did the Bank's report, which can be found here (page 28 is the one on the funding gap - p30 on the pdf version), lay out the City's increased reliance on wholesale funding - it also warned that this leaves banks extremely vulnerable in the event of a slowdown. Now, the Bank was not the first to diagnose the seeds of the crisis: there were one or two hedge funds which were already trading on the likelihood of a UK banking breakdown caused by this reliance on securitisation. There were plenty of commentators warning on the excessive build-up of debt. But as far as I can tell this was about the earliest warning on the problems inherent to the UK mortgage market.

The report completely debunks the notion that the financial crisis came as a surprise to the City, or indeed the Bank. The Government had been warned explicitly not by some crackpot economist but by its own employees in Threadneedle Street about precisely how the crisis could erupt. Not only this, but the report also revealed that its "war games" plotting out scenarios including a credit crunch revealed that a debt-fuelled crisis could cause a severe UK recession, a 25pc fall in house prices and a wiping out of a third of banks' tier one capital - around £40bn at the time. It is difficult to think how it could have made more noise about the possible risks the debt build-up entailed...."


...Of course, the eventual crisis has been far greater than even this worst-case scenario, but remember that this was a warning delivered more than a year before the securitisation markets broke down in August 2007. Had it been heeded in Government, Northern Rock - not to mention the rest of the banking system - could very possibly have been saved from complete collapse. The UK could have been let off with a mild rather than severe recession. House prices could have been brought back under control, rather than booming again for another breakneck year of growth." Telegraph


HERE IS THE NEWS

...vilma banky looks out of the orangery at the leaves floatin in her new pool...

...yikes!...is that petey?...floatin there?


...petey is sayin nuthin...not because he's dead...

...thats just a minor detail inna much bigger plot...


...he's waitin fo beulah ta git dahn ta the msm bollox...


...she gon tell em fo sho...


...yo sat on yo asses an did nowt...

...while brown and his gang...


...bullied their way ta this bust...


...the plan ta bust the country was in place from the start...


...increase taxes, increase the public sector workforce, create a client state...


...put alla the voters onna state payroll, nationalise the banks...


...punish savers, rob the private pensions, complicate the tax system...


...increase treasury power, politicise the civil service...


HERE IS THE BILL


...a devalued currency...

...unsustainable public finances...

...insolvent banks...

...pension funds in deficit...

...no income for people who rely on interest on their savings...

...house price crash...

...negative equity...

...first time buyers kept out of the housing market...

...rapidly rising unemployment...

...stock market crash...

...commercial property crash...

...20% cuts in with profits policy bonuses...

...no jobs for graduates...

...middle class poverty...

...a new wave of violent robberies...

...car sales slump...

...tax revenues wiped out...

...massive national debt...


INDEXED LINKED PENSIONS FOR POLITICIANS


...and when you have gone...

...whether we recover or not...


...you and your gang will have the best pensions in the land...

safe from any inflation you will have caused...

http://www.spiderfan.org/comics/images/spiderman_amazing/032.jpg

Saturday 10 January 2009

NEVER MIND THE CRUNCH...FEEL THE DEBT

yo!...film noir...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+108...

sirens : aaaaaaahhhhhhhwwwwwwwww...
aaaaaaahhhhhhhwwwwwwwww

aaaaaaahhhhhhhwwwwwwwww....


camera : shot from below...lookin up...



...peterthepainter lies face down in the swimming pool...

...he is headshot an has forgotten how to swim...

...things are not as they once were here on sunset boulevard...

...vilma banky would not have approved...



BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS


petey : !!!glub?!bub!! blub!..


beulah : why aint the painty b*astard booked our holiday yet?

zooneh : t'currencies f**ked...innit!


simon heffer : ..."
As I expect the next few weeks to demonstrate, the horrors we are experiencing will soon be felt around Europe. Our position, which is now relatively bad, may soon start to look relatively good. That, too, should be no consolation. It will not betoken that our economic strategists have got something right; it will show, simply, that our commercial rivals are at last having as much grief as we are...."


mary an rosa : ..."With the credit crisis causing thousands of job losses in white-collar professions, ministers are engaged in crisis talks with major employers in a bid to find posts for the 400,000 students due to graduate from universities this summer.

In an interview with The Daily Telegraph, John Denham, the Skills Secretary, discloses that four well-known companies - including Barclays and Microsoft - have already agreed to take part in the scheme, provisionally called the National Internship Scheme.

He also refuses to rule out bringing forward plans to raise the school leaving age to 18 as an emergency measure to prevent this year’s crop of GCSE pupils adding to the ranks of the jobless.

With unemployment already approaching two million, some experts predict that three million people - one in 10 of the workforce - could be out of work by 2010. Another 550 posts were lost yesterday [fri] as Southeastern trains, the Newcastle Building Society and Bovis Homes, the house builders, added to the grim toll of job cuts since the start of the year.

Also this week, 1,200 jobs have been cut at Nissan’s plant in Sunderland, another 1,200 people have been made redundant at Marks & Spencer and 850 at Adams, the children’s clothes chain, while 2,700 jobs are under threat at Waterford Wedgwood, the crystal and china maker...."


simon : ..."It has been said that many economists backed this week's rate cut, as if that is supposed to reassure us. The death of Sir Alan Walters reminds us of his almost lone opposition to the 364 economists who wrote to the press in 1981 saying that the monetarism practised by the Thatcher government – especially the avoidance of debt and the desire to balance the budget – was wrong. Within six or seven years, Britain was experiencing unprecedented prosperity and the country had been transformed. We then had a similar crew of economists telling us how essential entry to the European monetary system was.
I think we can all agree
that a period of silence from such people would be most welcome
...."


warburton : ..."I think from start to finish we'll do well to get away with a downturn of less than three years. If we consider that we started April-May last year, then we are hoping to get out of it in early 2011, so clearly we are in for a long haul here, with a major correction of relationships that had become entirely unsustainable. It will take time.

We should probably expect to see two years of minus signs in front of gross domestic product figures. We should be prepared for that.


simon : ..."In fact, even Mr Darling, the Chancellor, admitted this week that he really didn't have a clue what to do to put our economy back on the straight and narrow. Can we be surprised? He may have held various financial posts in government and in opposition, but usually in the shadow of Gordon Brown, and before that he was a leftie Edinburgh lawyer. I am not sure he can even read a balance sheet. I certainly wouldn't put money on many of his Cabinet colleagues being able to do so. Look down the list and try to gauge their hands-on business experience – try to gauge any real understanding about how wealth is created – and you pretty much draw a blank. If you ran a public limited company, would you ask Hazel Blears to join the board? Would you want Jacqui Smith chairing your remuneration committee? Would you be happy for Lord Rumba of Rio to sign off your accounts, or little Miliband to mastermind your product development? Quite...."


david b smith : ..."The Keynesian bandwagon has allowed the Government to go on huge spree, and the evidence from the 1990s is that you could easily have a situation where public spending holds up GDP but also induces a collapse in private sector activity which could be equivalent to the Great Depression.

The economy should return to its underlying growth trend with no permanent loss of output beyond that already caused by Gordon Brown's manic interventionism, unless the quack measures now being introduced by politicians make matters worse rather than better.

This happened with Roosevelt's New Deal and is likely to happen in the US, Britain and other modern economies.

We are producing a big package that looks like the kind of thing that got us into trouble in the 1970s. This looks much more like Edward Heath in 1972-74 than the more effective and well-thought out policies the UK carried out in the 1930s."



simon
: ..."To make matters worse, the Treasury has been politicised since 1997, so officials say what they think their masters want to hear, rather than what they should hear. The unthinkable is never thought. Economists with an alternative view are ignored and marginalised. And of course, the Opposition hasn't a clue either, or the time to have one between skiing holidays.

Only one thing will give us an economic revival. It is, and I apologise for being boring, the transfer of money from the client state to the productive and private sector of the economy. This means spending cuts and tax cuts. Everything else is simply propaganda."


andrew clare : ..."Standing there and doing nothing is really not an option. Yes, the end result will be higher inflation at some stage, and there is moral hazard in all of this, but we are beyond that point now. We have to help those people who are most vulnerable.

The Bank of England should buy assets, and I support Fathom Consulting's idea to embark on quantitative easing by buying property rather than other assets. This would get straight to the heart of the matter.

I think something like this is probably going to be needed at some point. Of course, we don't want any policy which unnaturally boosts housing market activity. But we want to make sure that we don't end up in a 1930s scenario.

We know that retail price inflation will dip this year. What we don't want is for that deflationary mindset to set in – people need to be reminded that it's a blip. We don't want them to do what the Japanese did and to start saving 15pc-20pc of their incomes."


THE SWIMMER

buelah : so what about our holiday inna canaries?

zooneh : yo!... jus look it how the cost has gone up...

...2008 feb. one week hotel £648
...flight £404
total £1,052

...2009 same week an hotel £946
...flight £569
total £1,515

add in euros fo spendin money at 30% more expesive...
...rate on our visa last year e131 per £1


beulah : so thats why that painty b*stard be swimmin
...

...in vilma's pool...

Thursday 8 January 2009

THE MIDDLE CRASHES

yo!...second post today...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+106...


...........hello?????..........


...hummmmmm!....no one here...


...peterthepainter, shot in the head with a sawn off .45
...sits down on a stool in the breakfast nook...



...his head is wrapped with vinega and brown paper...
...to hold it together...



...even with a hole in the head...he notices the way this crunch is going...

MUDDLING THROUGH INNA MIDDLE

they been so busy...buyin private education...
...or payin more fo they house to be near good schools...
they been payin fo private healthcare, opticians, dentists, university fees...
...even though they payin more in taxes...
...they kids need cash to live to get through uni anyway...
many have to fund parents in care and/or buy exra drugs for they sick...
an then they havin ta save towards they pensions...
oh yeah...an second/third homes...an bully cars...
oh yeah... an cars an houses fo they kids...


...sucker...
THIS ONE'S FOR YOU



...here in palookaville we have always been middle class...


...so it is sobering to see who is now to feel the pain of this credit sh*t hole...


...apart from woollies...which we of course never visited...
...the names onna news...wotz bein crunched...are mostly...
...
middle class joints...



...MARKS AN SPARKS...
...Iconic retailer Marks & Spencer yesterday became another casualty of the economic gloom which is spreading throughout the UK High Street after revealing it is set to axe more than 1,000 jobs...

The retail giant said 1,230 jobs across UK stores — including 37 in Northern Ireland — will go after it unveiled its worst sales figures for almost a decade.

Of the stores to close, 25 are under-performing Simply Food outlets, and two are small main chain stores selling both food and clothes.

A list of the 27 branches set to be axed was released yesterday.


...WHITTARD OF CHELSEA...
...suppliers of fine teas and coffee...
- 165 shops - 950 staff

...coates VIYELLA...
...Formed in 1784, Viyella is one of this country's longest-established clothing manufacturers. With those years have come experience, quality and an understanding of women's fashion needs....

...WATERFORD crystal...WEDGEWOOD tableware an gifts...
...A British manufacturer synonymous with fine china has become the latest victim of the global credit crunch.

Pottery giant Waterford Wedgewood, which also owns Royal Doulton, has called in the receivers.


...JOHN LEWIS...LIBERY...
...Sales at the John Lewis online operation have declined for the first time since the business was set up in 2001.

The internet operation of the department store group saw sales dip 8.8% last week compared with the same week last year. Overall sales at the group, regarded as a bellwether for the high street, were down by a startling 14% - the ninth consecutive weekly decline....

...John Lewis said sales of clothing and electrical goods, up 4% and 10% respectively, had helped offset declines in its home department, where sales fell 6%. However, Street said shoppers' 11th-hour spree had not been enough to make up ground from earlier in the year - its profits were down by more than 30% in the first six months. Profit margins were also hit over Christmas as John Lewis's "never knowingly undersold" pledge meant it lowered prices in line with rivals.

The London department store Liberty also beat sales expectations as consumers treated themselves to luxury scarves and exclusive beauty products. However, the Regent Street store was not immune from the downturn and ordered cheaper designer bags ranging from £250 to £400, rather than £400 to £500 as before.


MORE RETAILERS CRUNCHED

Adams - 260 shops - 2000 staff

Zavvi - 125 shops - 3400 staff

The Officers Club - 150 shops - 1000 staff

Fads - 32 shops - 350 staff

The Pier - 48 shops - 400 staff

Woolworths - 815 shops - 30,000 staff

MFI - 111 shops - 1200 staff

Hardy Amies - 6 shops

Rosebys - 280 shops - 2000 staff

ScS Upholstery - 96 shops - 1300 staff


FINANCIAL SECTOR

BANK WORKERS

INSURANCE SECTOR

MORTGAGE ADVISERS

ESTATE AGENTS

London data centres hit by credit crunch


MIDDLE CLASS SAVERS HAMMERED

HOUSE VALUES FALL BIG TIME

PRIVATE PENSIONS LOSE VALUE BIG TIME
jus wait til yo gets yo statement dude!

HOLIDAY COSTS RISE

Huge price hikes on package holidays

Many families priced out of European breaks as plunge in value of sterling sees travel costs rise by massive margin

Tour operators have increased the price of summer holidays by up to 40 per cent this year, raising the cost of an average family break to the Mediterranean by as much as £500, according to research for The Independent.


petey : this is not ta say that poorer folks aint sufferin...they are...

are ya still glad ya voted fo that nice lookin tony blair?

so what exactly was new about new labour then?


oh!...an please can we have a real opposition soon???

Definitive proof that the Bank of England saw the financial crisis coming


edmond conway : ..."As we wrote in our City Comment that day: "One statistic in particular shows precisely how exposed the City is to the bursting of the household debt bubble. At the beginning of 2001, our banks were not lending customers any more than the total amount of deposits they held. By the end of 2005, banks were lending customers £500bn in cash which simply wasn't in the vaults. Should customers default on their loans, these banks could be in trouble, having to resort to borrowing chunks of money at penal interbank rates."

Not only did the Bank's report, which can be found here (page 28 is the one on the funding gap - p30 on the pdf version), lay out the City's increased reliance on wholesale funding - it also warned that this leaves banks extremely vulnerable in the event of a slowdown. Now, the Bank was not the first to diagnose the seeds of the crisis: there were one or two hedge funds which were already trading on the likelihood of a UK banking breakdown caused by this reliance on securitisation. There were plenty of commentators warning on the excessive build-up of debt. But as far as I can tell this was about the earliest warning on the problems inherent to the UK mortgage market.

The report completely debunks the notion that the financial crisis came as a surprise to the City, or indeed the Bank. The Government had been warned explicitly not by some crackpot economist but by its own employees in Threadneedle Street about precisely how the crisis could erupt. Not only this, but the report also revealed that its "war games" plotting out scenarios including a credit crunch revealed that a debt-fuelled crisis could cause a severe UK recession, a 25pc fall in house prices and a wiping out of a third of banks' tier one capital - around £40bn at the time. It is difficult to think how it could have made more noise about the possible risks the debt build-up entailed...."


...Of course, the eventual crisis has been far greater than even this worst-case scenario, but remember that this was a warning delivered more than a year before the securitisation markets broke down in August 2007. Had it been heeded in Government, Northern Rock - not to mention the rest of the banking system - could very possibly have been saved from complete collapse. The UK could have been let off with a mild rather than severe recession. House prices could have been brought back under control, rather than booming again for another breakneck year of growth." Telegraph

BORROW YOUR WAY OUT OF DEBT

yo...the bollox are back in town...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
stardate : capitulation day
+106...


...desperate times call for desperate columns...


...it would appear that anatole has himself been crunched...


...what would mish say?...


...all roads lead to palookaville...it would seem...


Punish savers and make them spend money

Near-zero interest rates and even a tax on bank deposits are necessary to force those with cash to use it productively




I believe, in line with the vast majority of non-socialist economists, that Mr Cameron's campaign for savings is completely wrong; that “borrowing our way out of debt”, paradoxical as it sounds, is exactly the right prescription for our present problems. This paradox is easily explained: if governments or wealthy individuals increase their borrowings they replace weak debtors - bankrupt hedge funds, struggling businesses or repossessed homeowners - with strong ones and this helps to stabilise the financial system and sustain economic activity and employment. The country can borrow its way out of debt. But what I think is of little importance, especially as I have been wrong about so many aspects of this crisis - as have most conventional economists and policymakers, whose views I broadly share....


...Assuming interest rates are reduced to about 1 per cent today, it will make little difference to savers if they fall all the way to zero. To all intents and purposes, income from bank accounts will be reduced to nil.

The next logical step, although it may be politically controversial, would be to do the opposite of what the Tories suggest. Instead of reducing taxes on interest payments, the Government could tax all bank deposits and other risk-free savings. This would create a negative risk-free interest rate, encouraging savers either to invest in property, shares and other productive assets - or simply to save less and consume more. In either case, the result would be more consumption and physical investment, less unemployment and faster recovery from the slump.

In the absence of a savings tax - and even Mr Obama would probably balk at anything so controversial - there are plenty of other measures to boost consumption and investment. Most obvious are direct government spending on infrastructure; public guarantees and subsidies for business loans or home mortgages; or tax cuts and handouts, especially for those on low incomes who tend to spend all their money. The beauty of such policies in a world of zero or near-zero interest rates is that they are effectively cost free. In the present environment, extra public borrowing does not displace private employment or “crowd out” business investment.

There are plenty of objections to ever-increasing public borrowing, not just fairness and efficiency but also the moral hazard of creating a culture of state-dependence. But in a slump, when the alternative is business bankruptcies and longer dole queues, these objections make little sense.


PLEASE DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SETS


SENSE OF HUMOUR REQUIRED


beuhla : too daft ta laugh at innit!






Wednesday 7 January 2009

MORE OF THE SAME

yo!...neither a lender no a borrower be...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+105


...the story so far...


...paintybynumbers has told beulah that he has let the pension stash shrink by 7%...


...beulah has shot him inna head with a sawn off .45...


RED DOLLARS


Willem Buiter warns of massive dollar collapse

Americans must prepare themselves for a massive collapse in the dollar as investors around the world dump their US assets, a former Bank of England policymaker has warned.

..."The past eight years of imperial overstretch, hubris and domestic and international abuse of power on the part of the Bush administration has left the US materially weakened financially, economically, politically and morally," he said. "Even the most hard-nosed, Guantanamo Bay-indifferent potential foreign investor in the US must recognise that its financial system has collapsed."

He said investors would, rightly, suspect that the US would have to generate major inflation to whittle away its debt and this dollar collapse means that the US has less leeway for major spending plans than politicians realise."

..."Schwartz warns against facile comparisons between today's world and the Gold Standard era. "This is nothing like the Depression. I don't really believe the economy as a whole is going to fall apart. Northern Rock has been the only episode of a bank failure so far," she says.

Over 4,000 US banks - a fifth - collapsed in the 1930s. There was no deposit insurance. Real economic output fell by a third, prices by a quarter, and unemployment reached a third. Real income fell by 11 per cent, 9 per cent, 18 per cent, and 3 per cent in the years to 1933.

According to Schwartz the original sin of the Bernanke-Greenspan Fed was to hold rates at 1 per cent from 2003 to June 2004, long after the dotcom bubble was over. "It is clear that monetary policy was too accommodative. Rates of 1 per cent were bound to encourage all kinds of risky behaviour," says Schwartz.

She is scornful of Greenspan's campaign to clear his name by blaming the bubble on an Asian saving glut, which purportedly created stimulus beyond the control of the Fed by driving down global bond rates. "This attempt to exculpate himself is not convincing. The Fed failed to confront something that was evident. It can't be blamed on global events," she says.

That mistake is behind us now. The lesson of the 1930s is that swift action is needed once the credit system starts to implode: when banks hoard money, refusing to pass on funds. The Fed must tear up the rule-book. Yet it has been hesitant for three months, relying on lubricants - not shock therapy.

"Liquidity doesn't do anything in this situation. It cannot deal with the underlying fear that lots of firms are going bankrupt," she says. Her view is fast spreading. Goldman Sachs issued a full-recession alert on Wednesday, predicting rates of 2.5 per cent by the third quarter. "Ben Bernanke should be making stronger statements and then backing them up with decisive easing," says Jan Hatzius, the bank's US economist.

Bernanke did indeed switch tack on Thursday. "We stand ready to take substantive additional action as needed," he says, warning of a "fragile situation". It follows a surge in December unemployment from 4.7 per cent to 5 per cent, the sharpest spike in a quarter century. Inflation fears are subsiding fast.

Bernanke insists that the Fed has leant the lesson from the catastrophic errors of the 1930s. At the late Milton Friedman's 90th birthday party, he apologised for the sins of his institutional forefathers. "Yes, we did it, we're very sorry, we won't do it again."


How to stop the recession


..."In recent speeches the Governor, Mervyn King, and the Deputy Governor, Charles Bean, have warned that – unless banks lend more to the private sector – the economy will not recover in 2009.

This credit-determines-spending doctrine is false and dangerous. The correct answer is for the government to replace the private sector in the credit process, and so to create new deposits by itself borrowing from the banks and increasing the quantity of money. Since the government has the power of taxation, its own credit-worthiness is not in doubt and it can borrow almost without limit from the banks.

In the first instance the proceeds of the banks' loans to the government would be credited to the government's deposit. But civil servants can then write cheques to the government's suppliers and add to the quantity of money. These suppliers may include some financially hard-pressed small companies, giving them immediate help. But the favourable effects of extra money should soon spread widely. Payments between different companies and individuals are on such a scale that all cash-strained companies ought to find it easier to improve their financial position.

We are of course opposed to an excessive rate of monetary growth, because that causes inflation, and favour sound public finances over the medium term. But large-scale government borrowing from the banks in early 2009 – of between, say, £50bn and £100bn – would be simple to organize given the enormous budget deficit now being incurred. That would quickly boost the quantity of money, easing the financial squeeze on British companies, and helping them to maintain jobs and investment."



Simple Logic vs. Paradox of Thrift

Simple logic would dictate that excessive spending and loose lending standards caused this crash so excessive spending and loose lending standards cannot possibly cure it. Indeed it is axiomatic that the problem cannot be the solution. The concept is so simple that Keynesian demagogues cannot see it.

Is there a Keynesian on the planet who can think more than one second ahead?

Paulson and the Keynesian fools want banks to lend. For what? What is it we need more of? Houses? Condos? Pizza Huts? Home Depots? Lowes? Nail salons? Strip Malls? Walmarts? And if by some miracle banks did lend that money and new stores were built, who is there to buy? What would happen then? Is the amount of money that can be thrown at problem unlimited? What about the problems that will create? Can problems be postponed forever? Is there a Keynesian on the planet who can think more than one second ahead?
Something For Nothing vs. Paradox of Deleveraging
Attempts to prop up the stock market, housing prices, and to stimulate lending, etc., are all doomed to fail.

The simple truth is that Keynesian economic theory is based on the same failed something for nothing theory of perpetual motion. Attempts to get something for nothing are a complete waste of both time and resources and thus can only make matters worse.
Let's look at this still another way. In Austrian economics terms, saving is what is left over (not consumed) from production.

Keynesian theory suggests you can have something today and tomorrow which is of course as preposterous as having your cake and eating it too. In simple terms one cannot consume what one does not produce, at least not forever.

Spending now will only borrow from future production. The United States has been doing that for decades and all we have to show for it is an exodus of manufacturing jobs from the United States to China, and a housing bubble of epic proportion.

There is no paradox. The United States has borrowed itself into oblivion. Consumers have finally seen the light and are attempting to save in spite of horrible economic policy encouraging them to do otherwise."

Mike "Mish" Shedlock
http://globaleconomicanalysis.blogspot.com



deadpetey : y'all should read the lot dudes...

vince : whahoppen? musky?

musky : paintbrush got shottin a head...

opkin : is he gon be OK?

spidah : shure...lucky dude...no vital organs...in he head man...



and this from the market ticker...

Break the momentum of the recession?

Mr. Obama, with all due respect, would you please stop lying?

See, I know full well that you're not one of the 99% of America that is too stupid (or simply uneducated) to understand exponents. And I certainly hope Michelle isn't, seeing as she has an advanced degree.

See, government caused this mess. That's right. It enabled people like Madoff, it conspired with the lenders, including Fannie and Freddie (the revolving door in DC with those two was not only incestuous it was outrageous and feckless besides) to pump asset values in a puerile attempt to prevent the recession in 2000 from working off credit excess and then to put a nice cherry on top of it government put in American's heads that they should just "go out and shop" after a terrorist attack - whether we had any money or not.

As a consequence what was a fairly serious recession that had to be suffered in 2000 was "kicked down the road" and due to the power of exponents has now turned into something far worse.

The "far worse" isn't an accident, it isn't a coincidence, and it isn't a part of the "natural business cycle." It was caused by the direct actions of government, including yours as a Senator.

I expected more from you, even though knowing you're a politician, my expectations were somewhat tempered. After all, we know that politicians are the easiest to read in terms of honesty any time their lips are moving: they're lying...."