Showing posts with label bear markets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bear markets. Show all posts

Sunday, 5 September 2010

THE MISSING LINK

yo!...good call...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL

...capitulation day postponed...


petey : check out this great article...

...the truth...

...probably not the whole truth...

...but nothing else but the truth...


OH YEAH !


...better read this too...

Saturday, 20 March 2010

DANSE MACABRE

yo!...buggar thy neighbor...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
...capitulation day postponed...


...here in...

...palookaville...

...all bets are hedged...

...as we await the resumption of normal service...

...a V shaped recovery has been achieved in the financial markets...

...and the puppet masters have made loads-a-money...


IT TAKES ONE TO TANGO

...the states within the Eurodisunion...

...are locked in a dance of death...

...those that sell and those that buy...


...those who sell will not buy and those who buy must borrow to do so...

...those who lend fear they will not be repaid...

...the price of borrowing must rise for those who buy...

...those who sell...will not lend...

...round and round we go...

...until the music stops...

...when all must find a seat at the table...

...or fall to the floor...

...and must then sit out the game...

...in the corner...with the dunce's hat...


WE TWO KINGS


...Chi Na and Berlin...

...are kings of the castle...

...all the rest are dirty rascals...


STANDS WITH A BOWL

...our great leader...

...is asking for more...


...more time to rule...

...more money to spend...

...he can't get enough from all us palookas...

...so he stands with a bowl...

...begging for more money...

...so that he can pay the interest...

...on the money he has borrowed...

...mr bumble the beedle...

...wants to give him to the undertaker...

...who will bury him for good...


FATAL ATTRACTION

...but he just keeps emerging from the dead...

...consumate zombie that he is...

...the people of palookaville...

...will vote for death...

...so long as somebody else will pay for it...


BAGPIPE MUSIC

It's no go the merry-go-round, it's no go the rickshaw,
All we want is a limousine and a ticket for the peepshow.
Their knickers are made of crepe-de-chine, their shoes are made of python,
Their halls are lined with tiger rugs and their walls with head of bison.

John MacDonald found a corpse, put it under the sofa,
Waited till it came to life and hit it with a poker,
Sold its eyes for souvenirs, sold its blood for whiskey,
Kept its bones for dumbbells to use when he was fifty.

It's no go the Yogi-man, it's no go Blavatsky,
All we want is a bank balance and a bit of skirt in a taxi.

Annie MacDougall went to milk, caught her foot in the heather,
Woke to hear a dance record playing of Old Vienna.
It's no go your maidenheads, it's no go your culture,
All we want is a Dunlop tire and the devil mend the puncture.

The Laird o' Phelps spent Hogmanay declaring he was sober,
Counted his feet to prove the fact and found he had one foot over.
Mrs. Carmichael had her fifth, looked at the job with repulsion,
Said to the midwife "Take it away; I'm through with overproduction."

It's no go the gossip column, it's no go the Ceilidh,
All we want is a mother's help and a sugar-stick for the baby.

Willie Murray cut his thumb, couldn't count the damage,
Took the hide of an Ayrshire cow and used it for a bandage.
His brother caught three hundred cran when the seas were lavish,
Threw the bleeders back in the sea and went upon the parish.

It's no go the Herring Board, it's no go the Bible,
All we want is a packet of fags when our hands are idle.

It's no go the picture palace, it's no go the stadium,
It's no go the country cot with a pot of pink geraniums,
It's no go the Government grants, it's no go the elections,
Sit on your arse for fifty years and hang your hat on a pension.

It's no go my honey love, it's no go my poppet;
Work your hands from day to day, the winds will blow the profit.
The glass is falling hour by hour, the glass will fall forever,
But if you break the bloody glass you won't hold up the weather.

Louis Macneice

Malcolm Evison (9/16/2005 9:59:00 AM)

Humorous as it may be with regards to Class and social mores, flirtations with theosophy etc., one is brought up with a start... the realization that this was written in 1937 and, the more specific social unrest in Spain and Germany... the fall of the glass is unstoppable!


...petey...

the more things change...innit!

Thursday, 3 December 2009

THE SILVER BULLET

yo!...kimosabe...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
Christmas Special


...this Christmas...


...here in...


...palookaville...


...a great hero rides to the rescue...


THE LOAN ARANGER


...even though the banks are all bust...


...and the government coffers are empty...


...public spending will rise...


...government debt will increase...


...suckers will keep us all afloat...


ONLY A FOOL WOULD SAY THAT





...when you have the lone ranger on your side...


...nothing can go wrong for long...


...he will fire his silver bullet at the debt...


...and it will disappear...


I HAVE SEEN THIS WITH MY OWN EYES


...it's all recorded in black and white...


...we used to see him every week on tv...


...even his horse is silver...


...he wears a mask...


...and has a native american sidekick...


...together they make the quantum jump...




petey...hiho silver aaaawwaaaaayyyyyyy!

Monday, 31 August 2009

VD day

yo!...top...innit!



PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day+345


...here in...


...palookaville...


...they think it's all over...


Now it’s looking like V for victory over recession






...everybody knows...


...government sucks...



WE HAVE WAYS OF MAKING YOU INVEST



...the souffle...


...will rise again...



...a recovery will be crammed down our throats...



...like it or not...



...he who prints the money...


...calls the shots...




VICTORY DEPRESSION DAY



...labor day to be renamed...



...every year the unemployed will get one day of work...


...it will mark the end of summer...


...the end of the recession that never was...



is it breakfast yet?




Friday, 28 August 2009

BABYLON BE THY NAME

yo!..suckers...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day+342


...the story so far...


nouriel : ..."In the last few months the world economy has been saved from a near depression...

...That feat has been achieved by a range of extraordinary government stimulus measures...

In the U.S. and in China, and to a lesser extent in Europe, Japan and other countries...

...governments have pumped liquidity...

...slashed policy rates...

...cut taxes...

...primed demand...

... and ring-fenced and back-stopped the financial system...
All of this has worked...

...but it has worked at a cost...
Governments have been spending and borrowing like never before...

...The question now is: how do they stop?

...This is not a simple problem...


...Restore normality too soon...


...and the risk is that a weak recovery will double dip into a second and deeper recession...


...Restore it too late and inflation will already be ingrained"...


PAINT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL


petey :

...here in ...

...palookagrad...


...we are...


...uncertain...


...we would have been much happier...

...if the politix...

...had let the markets sort out the mess...

...but...

...vested interest...

...has stolen the day...


THE ONLY GAME IN TOWN


...yes the game is fixed...


...and yes you have to play...


...just don't be under any illusions...


...about efficient markets...


...or best advice...


...or rules...


...or solvency...



...smoke and mirrors...


...shifting sands...


...moving goal posts...


...it's economics jim!..

...but not as we knew it...






Wednesday, 22 July 2009

THE BULLISH EMPIRE

yo!...tip of the iceberg...innit!


PALOOKAGRAD FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+305


...don't worry...


...be happy...



STATE OF PLAY


...the world economy has collapsed...


...world trade has disappeared...


...a deflationary spiral has taken hold...


...debt has replaced credit...


...politicians are in disgrace...


...not yet because they caused this disaster...


...but because many have been found to be fiddling their expenses...


...that they have increased their own salaries and pensions...


...whilst making us all...


...much poorer...



NOBODY KNOWS WHAT WE'VE DONE


...here in...


...palookagrad...


...we are so busy watching all the dreary sh*t...


...on state tv...


...that we are blissfully unaware...


...that we are bust...


...the politix are in hock to the banks...


...and have been made to bail them out...


...at our expense...



ALL TOMORROW'S PENSIONS


...the only money coming in to pay for all the public sector salaries and pensions...


...is being borrowed...


...when the suckers...


...figure this out...


...we will be in big trouble...


...for now...


...party on dudes...






Friday, 10 July 2009

ONCE-UPON-A-TIME IN THE BUST

yo!...going, going, gone...innit!


PALOOKAGRAD FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+292


...once-upon-a-time...


...here in...


...palookagrad...


...there was a tower called...


...................


...in those olden days there was a nasty witch...


...called bust...


...and this bust threatened to bring down the owners of the great tower...


...for some while the tower wobbled...


...and all the soothsayers argued about whether or when it would fall...


...about the same time there were rumours about an insurance company...


...that we worked in...


...the AAA magic that protected the company...


...was wearing out....


...due to non-performing...


...property investments...


20% OF THE SALES FORCE BRING IN 80%
OF THE BUSINESS


...the big hitters...


...had hit big...


...and made off with their commissions...


...the empty malls and towers...


...sucked the life out of the insurance company...


...AAA to AA+ to A to B...


...well you can guess the rest...


...and of course the tower fell as well...



NOTHING LIKE THIS COULD HAPPEN TODAY





Gillian Tett : ...So will US property prices stabilise? Not if you believe a startling presentation I saw this week from a large, global financial group. This particular bunch of analysts – who have done a remarkably good job at predicting the credit crisis during the past four years – are currently warning their clients to expect a peak-to-trough fall in US residential prices of more than 40 per cent in this cycle.

The good news is that in some US regions, prices have already fallen so sharply – often by more 30 per cent – that property is already very affordable, relative to incomes and on a historical basis.

But the bad news is that houses are not yet cheap enough to prevent more price falls. On the contrary, this particular team of analysts thinks that when the problems of excess house inventory and rising unemployment are added into the model, average US house prices will still fall by another 14 per cent in the next few years – on top of the declines seen so far.

That headline figure conceals some startling regional discrepancies. Colorado is reckoned to be through the worst. In New York, though, the pain has barely started. Prices there are projected to decline by another 30 per cent or so. Taken as a whole, these projections imply that about 25m households in America end up in negative equity.

This projection is gloomier than those made by the US government and many large US banks. But the 25m number is currently being echoed by other investment groups, such as Pimco. If it turns out to be correct, it raises two crucial questions. One is the degree to which the western banking system could face a secondary round of real estate losses (particularly as these analysts are even more alarmed about the commercial property outlook than the residential sector.)

But the second fascinating question is what further house prices falls might do to consumer psychology. America has never experienced negative equity on this scale before. Thus nobody is entirely sure how households might respond. Will they default en masse? Will voters become so angry that they demand more populist public bail-outs of the housing sector (or financial reform)? Will consumers cut spending further?..." Gillian...







Saturday, 4 July 2009

THE CURE FOR DEBT

yo!...more debt...innit!


PALOOKAGRAD FINANCIAL

+286...



...the story so far...


...the world has gone bust...


...having created too much credit during the Greenspan Bubble...


...the Wizard of Oz...


...failed to put on the brakes...


...before the wheels came off...


ELE


...the inventor of the black swan...


...says that the financial system is very fragile...


...and therefore...




...er...


...that would be...


...collapse...


...like world trade...



...after bankrupting the country...

...with his five year plans...

...comrade Brown...

...is hoping to cure the debt...

...with another credit binge...


...the cruel truth is...


...that the last great bubble was...

...just that...


...the bust began in January 2000...

...and the 2003 - 2008...

...period was a...

...zombie boom...


...the black swan guy...


...believes that they all...


...do not have a clue...


...about how to fix this bust...


HERE IS THE NEWS


...it's worse than that...


...it's dead jim...


...swop debt for equity..


...you can't fix debt with debt...


...ask mish, the tikka guy or the black swan guy...






Wednesday, 24 June 2009

GROW YOUR OWN DOPE

yo!..plant an investor...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+276...

...
Wall Street struggles for direction...

...“I don’t think this is the start of a major pull-back,” said Jeff Kleintop, chief market strategist at LPL Financial Services.

“Buyers and sellers have come together and begun to agree on a fair price following the powerful rally, which is why we have seen sideways trade.”

But Tim Howkins, chief executive of IG Group, said: “Equities need to go down again. They bounced too quickly and the feeling is

we still need to see a complete capitulation.”...FT


NOT IF BUT WHEN


...here, this morning...

...in palookaville...

...we await capitulation...

...we have been denied for so long...

...the zombie forces ranged against us...

...are legion...

...and well entrenched...

...they believe that they know the correct prices for all the various...

...financial assets...


...until the forces of creative destruction...

...rally to the cause...

...the zombies will continue to hold sway...


CAPITULATION DAY


...will arrive...

...eventually...

...the longer it takes...

...the greater the eventual bill...

...two lost decades in Japan...

...have not taught the zombie masters...

...that they do more harm than good...

Tuesday, 23 June 2009

Wednesday, 17 June 2009

GOOD TIMES AND BAD Extended Recession Version

yo!...for your pleasure...innit!



PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+269...


..."me, I liked him. He had all the guts they ever made".




oh yeah...an this too


Tuesday, 16 June 2009

A Zombie Because

yo!...this is not advice...


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+266...


..."The world is setting up for a big crash, again.

Market chatter over green shoots and rising prices has fueled a bear market rally that won't last, despite policymaker 'noise.'

Since the last bubble burst, governments around the world have not been focusing on reforms.

They are trying to pump a new bubble to solve existing problems.

Before inflation appears, this strategy works.

As inflation expectation rises, its effectiveness is threatened.

When inflation appears in 2010, another crash will come.

If you are a speculator and confident you can get out before it crashes, this is your market. If you think this market is for real, you are making a mistake and should get out as soon as possible. If you lost money during your last three market entries, stay away from this one – as far as you can."

petey : sounds about right to me....

always read the full article an we don't give advice. we just suckers like you...




Wednesday, 10 June 2009

The Unconamy...

yo!...meadowlands...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+260...


...great change is not afoot here in ...


PALOOKAGRAD


...comrade brown has achieved...


...zombie status...


...knifed in the back...


...by cabinet colleagues and long time cronies...


...laughted at in the state controlled media...


...humiliated in the democratic elections...


...his new puppet master...


...father mandelson...


...has propped him up in the saddle...


...like el cid...


...and sent him out in westminster...


...as...


the lord of the flies



BETTER RED THAN DEAD


...as we look out this morning here in...


...palookagrad...


...there is still no sign of perestroika...


...comrades mandelson and brown...


...oversee the state planning as normal...


...yes...


...dead is the new normal...


...here in...


...palookagrad...


...a wall is being built to keep in all the palookas...


...rotten teeth and sallow faces...


...green around the gills...


...line dancing with a great zombie crooner...


..."he's not in debt with...


...billie jean"...



THRILLER


...the new five year plan is to rig the voting system...


...proportional representation is being dug up...


...instead of a change of government...


...we have a...


...zombie administration...


...in office...


..but not in life...


...with an economy...


...no longer dead...


...but not alive...


...not financed...


...by...


...zombie banks...


...but dead...



LIFE SUPPORT


...kept in half-life...


...by the zirp...


...and the money presses...


...the...


...unconomy...


...has twitched...


...in april and may...


...this is evidence...


...of life...


...of the end of the recession...


...say the commisars...


...well...


...they would say that wouldn't they...



HERE ARE THE FACTS



...the boom that was...


...is bust...


...the foreign money that financed it...


...has gone...


...there will be no return of the housing boom...


...not at these prices...


...leverage is history...


...what was unsustainable...


...has been unsustained...


...taxes will rise...


...to replace the revenue from booming sales...


...interest rates will rise...


...unemployment will rise...


...capacity will fall...


...inventories will have to fall...


...if only this labour soviet would fall...





Monday, 8 June 2009

Love Is Not The Drug

yo!...cheap debt is...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+258...


...every day here in...


...palookaville...


...we have the famous fiesta...


ECONOMY OF THE LIVING DEAD


...it's official...


...our prime minister has achieved...


...zombie status...


...dead politician walking...


...all here agree...


...it's the right thing for a zombie economy...



IT'S LIFE JIM BUT NOT AS WE KNEW IT


...long ago there was demand...


...people bought what they needed...


...and were prepared to pay real money for it...


...or...


...pay decent interest rates in order to own their own home...


...now...


...the blood has drained away...


...demand can only be brought back to life...


...by the zirp...


THE ZOMBIE INTEREST RATE


...no one here in palookaville...


...will admit that the economy is dead...


...the banks are dead...


...and...


...our great leader is now dead too...



NOTHING SUCCEEDS LIKE
EXCESS


...the zombie housing boom...


...is in all the papers...


...brown set out to bring it back to life...


...and has succeeded...


...like he succeeded with the banks...


...now everyone is happy again...


...except the savers and the pensioners...


...and the people who had the money...


...and the first time buyers who were waiting for prices to fall...


...in order for them to afford to buy...



ZOMBIE SAYS DO THIS


...the zombie economy...


...controls prices...


...and knows best what each asset is worth...


...nothing dies...


...nothing new is created...


...this may go on for some time...

..."Large swaths of Britain have been left excessively dependent on taxpayer-funded activity that has crowded out the private sector and stifled enterprise. The State accounts for more than two thirds of the economy in the North East, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. Now, with a protracted period of austerity in public spending made inescapable by the Government’s record plunge into the red, these regions will suffer disproportionately as the Treasury is forced to retrench...."

Times











Sunday, 31 May 2009

Vigilante Man

yo!..million pound note...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+249...

...nobody here in palookaville...


...knows anything about bonds...




THE END OF MORAL HAZARD


...but we know about debt...


...bad debtors pay more...


...credit is...


...where credit is due...


FEAR OF 'FLATION


...he who pays the piper...


...calls the tune...


...not so good when you're in a hole...


STOP DIGGING


..."The Treasury bond sell-off is now putting pressures on other markets in the economy. We should worry most about housing where borrowing rates are rising notwithstanding the Federal Reserve purchase programme. Indeed, according to data released on Thursday, already 12pc of US households are facing difficulties meeting their mortgage payments.

Housing is still central to the stabilisation and eventual recovery of the US and global economies. Any further decline in house prices will erode the collateral many Americans borrowed against, dampen their already-fragile consumption appetite, and increase the headwinds facing a banking system that is finally regaining its footing. The US can ill-afford a further sell-off in US bonds at this stage in the economy's rehabilitation process. Yet there is no easy way for policymakers to address this challenge.

As an illustration, consider the dilemma facing the Federal Reserve. Should the central bank step up its purchases of both Treasuries and mortgages in order to stabilise interest rates, but at the risk of adding to the distortions in these markets; or should it refrain from intervening further and risk a return of widespread economic and financial disruptions?

I suspect that, when push comes to shove, policymakers will opt for greater purchases of mortgages and Treasuries – not because they really want to, but because the alternative is viewed as worse.

Believe it or not, there is a silver lining in all this. As they contemplate this difficult situation, they can draw some comfort from one thing: with the anchoring of the short-term policy rate near 0pc, the steepening of the yield curve is generating significant profits for banks.

Remember, banking is fundamentally about mobilising cheap deposits (at the short end of the curve) and, supported by deposit insurance and central bank liquidity windows, lending at the longer-end of the yield curve. Come to think of it, the smartest trade for investors today is to find a bank that, unencumbered by legacy issues, is able to take advantage of an enormously attractive environment for old-style banking."

...Mohamed El-Erian is chief executive of Pimco....


CHERCHEZ LA FEMME


...or...


...follow the money...


...me...


...I wonder about the banks, the shadow banks, and the men that run them...


...has it all been deliberate?...


...surely not...


...who would benefit...?


..." For a long time, this column has warned that the bond-market vigilantes would ultimately rebel against the Western world's profligate borrowing and spending – not least the ill-judged, cowardly and ultimate grotesque "bail-out" packages for well-connected banks that should anyway be allowed to fail...."

...Liam Halligan...


Wednesday, 13 May 2009

Remorse : The New Bull Market

yo!...pitchforks averted...for now...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+231...


...here in palookaville this morning...


...the talk is all about...


...forgiveness...


SERIOUS REMORSE


...the recession...


...caused by the ending of polititions expence claims...


...is almost over...


...as new money will be created...


...by...


...increasing their salaries...


...to compensate for their loss of privilige...



THE GOOD NEWS


...is that...


...this will increase their pensions...


...and this is a much more secure form of income for them...


...maybe now that they won't be spending all their time...


...working out how to claim maximum benefits...


...they will be able to find jobs for the 2.2 million newly unemployed...



TAKE AND GIVE


...the great debt...


...caused by the massive cost of MP's expences and pensions...


...is to disappear...


...they are to give back all of their extravagent takings...


...the national debt...


...will now not be...


...£240,000,000,000,000...


...after all...