Wednesday 13 May 2009

Remorse : The New Bull Market

yo!...pitchforks averted...for now...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+231...


...here in palookaville this morning...


...the talk is all about...


...forgiveness...


SERIOUS REMORSE


...the recession...


...caused by the ending of polititions expence claims...


...is almost over...


...as new money will be created...


...by...


...increasing their salaries...


...to compensate for their loss of privilige...



THE GOOD NEWS


...is that...


...this will increase their pensions...


...and this is a much more secure form of income for them...


...maybe now that they won't be spending all their time...


...working out how to claim maximum benefits...


...they will be able to find jobs for the 2.2 million newly unemployed...



TAKE AND GIVE


...the great debt...


...caused by the massive cost of MP's expences and pensions...


...is to disappear...


...they are to give back all of their extravagent takings...


...the national debt...


...will now not be...


...£240,000,000,000,000...


...after all...

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