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result...innit!
CAPITULATION DAY
...European Cup...
...Ireland 0 Germany 1...
WE HAVE WAYS OF MAKING YOU SAY YES
...debt put the Ice in Ireland...
...here in palookagrad...
...we don,t even get to play...
...our great leader...
...comrade mandelson...
...has denied us the chance of...
...victory in Europe...
PRESIDENT BLAIR
...the man who brought us...
...to where we are today...
...hopes to become the...
...first...
...unelected president of the...
EUROPEAN DISUNION
...rumour has it...he hopes to start the...
...next war...
...we are going to invade Iran...
...by proxy of course...
...he will send a team...
...of such...
...incompetence...
...that their economy will implode...
...even with all that oil...
...incompetence is his thing...
...having saved Irak...
...from peace and...
...some dismalness...
...he hopes for the same success...
...with...
IRAn
...with Ireland now fully...
...integrated into the new...
...DISUNION...
...perhaps the IRA can be...
...parachuted in to the desert...
...and paid to blow up the nuclear facilities...
...before the Israelis do...
PEACE IN OUR TOWN
...financial news follows...
...world trade has collapsed...
...tony blair and his team...
...have declared the recovery over...
...all the investor...
...has started to take profits...
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