yo!...gettin stuffed!...innit!
PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
...capitulation day postponed...
...here in palookaville today...
...all eyes are on china...
...evvabody knows that the real deal kowloonside is birds...
...mish says that it's chickens...
...that they is all playin chicken with they dough...
...an that pretty soon or whenever...
...china, 'stralia an all...
...be gonna go pop...
AINT NOBODY IN HERE
...but us turkeys...
...include me in fo a early Christmas...
...snow onna groun an all...
...ahm lookin at ma 'vestments...
...lak I alus do at this time o yeh...
...an they a mess man...
...sho summa em's gone up...
...caint complain mostleh...
...trouble is...
...ah jus don unnerstan it all no mo...
...time was ya could place yo bets...
...an gravity worked...
THE UP ELLAVATER
...nah tho...
...gravity been postponed...
...an all eyes is on china...
...is all em birds be gonna be chickens...
...commin home ta roast...
TURKEYS DON FLY
...or is they gon be turkeys...
...oh yeah...this aint no advice...see the disclaimer...
all suckers is responsible fo they own investments...
an this is all my own opinions and jus fun...innit!
Monday 6 December 2010
Wednesday 8 September 2010
SUDIO SHOT
...thought you might like a nebb at my studio and the new red works I am working on while the financial world goes to hell etc...petey
Sunday 5 September 2010
THE MISSING LINK
yo!...good call...innit!
PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
...capitulation day postponed...
petey : check out this great article...
...the truth...
...probably not the whole truth...
...but nothing else but the truth...
OH YEAH !
...better read this too...
...capitulation day postponed...
petey : check out this great article...
...the truth...
...probably not the whole truth...
...but nothing else but the truth...
OH YEAH !
...better read this too...
Wednesday 9 June 2010
NOT IF
yo...clobberin time...innit!
.
PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
.
capitulation day posponed
.
...in palookaville today...
.
...the truth about this 'recovery'...
.
...is leakin out...
.
THIS TIME IT'S THE SAME
.
...the debt is not back...
.
...it never went away...
.
...the politix mega-d-it-up...
.
...to bail out the bond holders, the banks, and the pals...
.
...now the drug is wearing off...
.
...and...
DON'T LOOK DOWN
.
...you cannot reduce debt with debt...
.
...you can fool most of the people...
.
...most of the time...
.
...now is not the time...
.
...
Thursday 20 May 2010
OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS EVER LOUDER
yo!...carpe diem...innit!
PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
...capitulation day postponed...
....in palookaville today...
PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
.
...capitulation day postponed...
.
....in palookaville today...
.
...deep inside fortress Europa...
.
...eurocratics await the birth of...
.
A EUROFEDERAL AND FISCAL DISUNION
.
...they know how to turn a good crisis to their advantage...
.
...they know that the only way they will achieve their long term goal...
.
...of a...
.
UNITED STATES OF EUROPE
.
...is to...
.
...sieze the day...
.
...break up or make up...
.
...time to wake up...
.
...the hard ECU would have been fine...
.
but...
.
...that would not have done the trick...
.
...would it?...
Wednesday 19 May 2010
WE HAVE WAYS OF MAKING YOU...
yo!...gemutlich!...not...innit!
PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
...capitulation day postponed...
....in palookaville today...
.
...Angela Merkel has had herself carried down to the market...
.
...while traders stood back amazed...
.
...she commanded the markets to calm down and follow orders...
.
THEY THINK ITS ALL OVER
.
...later...
.
...everyone carried on trading as normal and the iron chancellor got wet feet...
.
YOU CAN'T BUCK THE MARKET
.
...earlier...
.
...here in palookaville the iron lady said that the markets would trade you out of business if
.
you tried it on...
.
...our great tory party kicked her out for telling the truth...
.
ITS THE TRUTH STUPID
.
...in palookaville they like us all to believe in their game of nanny knows best...
.
...we arn't allowed to vote on the euro or europe...
.
...when the poor old Irish vote no...
.
...they are told to shut the f**k up and vote again...
.
...only the markets can get at the truth...
.
...Europe is bust...
.
...its as simple as that...
Tuesday 23 March 2010
WOODEN MERCEDES IN REVERSE
yo!...you scratch my back...innit!
PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
...capitulation day postponed...
....in palookaville today...
.
...people are impressed by the latest wheeze...
.
...to weaken the euro...
.
...German exports- scratch that- we can all use...
.
...a weaker currency...
.
...so Greece agrees to help out...
.
...hey guys...
.
...lets play fall out and fight...
.
...this will weaken the euro...
.
...and we can all sell more stuff...
.
...heads we win...
.
...tails we can't lose...
.
petey...only kiddin...innit!
Saturday 20 March 2010
DANSE MACABRE
yo!...buggar thy neighbor...innit!
PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
...capitulation day postponed...
...here in...
...palookaville...
...all bets are hedged...
...as we await the resumption of normal service...
...a V shaped recovery has been achieved in the financial markets...
...and the puppet masters have made loads-a-money...
IT TAKES ONE TO TANGO
...the states within the Eurodisunion...
...are locked in a dance of death...
...those that sell and those that buy...
...those who sell will not buy and those who buy must borrow to do so...
...those who lend fear they will not be repaid...
...the price of borrowing must rise for those who buy...
...those who sell...will not lend...
...round and round we go...
...until the music stops...
...when all must find a seat at the table...
...or fall to the floor...
...and must then sit out the game...
...in the corner...with the dunce's hat...
WE TWO KINGS
...Chi Na and Berlin...
...are kings of the castle...
...all the rest are dirty rascals...
STANDS WITH A BOWL
...our great leader...
...is asking for more...
...more time to rule...
...more money to spend...
...he can't get enough from all us palookas...
...so he stands with a bowl...
...begging for more money...
...so that he can pay the interest...
...on the money he has borrowed...
...mr bumble the beedle...
...wants to give him to the undertaker...
...who will bury him for good...
FATAL ATTRACTION
...but he just keeps emerging from the dead...
...consumate zombie that he is...
...the people of palookaville...
...will vote for death...
...so long as somebody else will pay for it...
...capitulation day postponed...
...here in...
...palookaville...
...all bets are hedged...
...as we await the resumption of normal service...
...a V shaped recovery has been achieved in the financial markets...
...and the puppet masters have made loads-a-money...
IT TAKES ONE TO TANGO
...the states within the Eurodisunion...
...are locked in a dance of death...
...those that sell and those that buy...
...those who sell will not buy and those who buy must borrow to do so...
...those who lend fear they will not be repaid...
...the price of borrowing must rise for those who buy...
...those who sell...will not lend...
...round and round we go...
...until the music stops...
...when all must find a seat at the table...
...or fall to the floor...
...and must then sit out the game...
...in the corner...with the dunce's hat...
WE TWO KINGS
...Chi Na and Berlin...
...are kings of the castle...
...all the rest are dirty rascals...
STANDS WITH A BOWL
...our great leader...
...is asking for more...
...more time to rule...
...more money to spend...
...he can't get enough from all us palookas...
...so he stands with a bowl...
...begging for more money...
...so that he can pay the interest...
...on the money he has borrowed...
...mr bumble the beedle...
...wants to give him to the undertaker...
...who will bury him for good...
FATAL ATTRACTION
...but he just keeps emerging from the dead...
...consumate zombie that he is...
...the people of palookaville...
...will vote for death...
...so long as somebody else will pay for it...
BAGPIPE MUSIC
It's no go the merry-go-round, it's no go the rickshaw,
All we want is a limousine and a ticket for the peepshow.
Their knickers are made of crepe-de-chine, their shoes are made of python,
Their halls are lined with tiger rugs and their walls with head of bison.
John MacDonald found a corpse, put it under the sofa,
Waited till it came to life and hit it with a poker,
Sold its eyes for souvenirs, sold its blood for whiskey,
Kept its bones for dumbbells to use when he was fifty.
It's no go the Yogi-man, it's no go Blavatsky,
All we want is a bank balance and a bit of skirt in a taxi.
Annie MacDougall went to milk, caught her foot in the heather,
Woke to hear a dance record playing of Old Vienna.
It's no go your maidenheads, it's no go your culture,
All we want is a Dunlop tire and the devil mend the puncture.
The Laird o' Phelps spent Hogmanay declaring he was sober,
Counted his feet to prove the fact and found he had one foot over.
Mrs. Carmichael had her fifth, looked at the job with repulsion,
Said to the midwife "Take it away; I'm through with overproduction."
It's no go the gossip column, it's no go the Ceilidh,
All we want is a mother's help and a sugar-stick for the baby.
Willie Murray cut his thumb, couldn't count the damage,
Took the hide of an Ayrshire cow and used it for a bandage.
His brother caught three hundred cran when the seas were lavish,
Threw the bleeders back in the sea and went upon the parish.
It's no go the Herring Board, it's no go the Bible,
All we want is a packet of fags when our hands are idle.
It's no go the picture palace, it's no go the stadium,
It's no go the country cot with a pot of pink geraniums,
It's no go the Government grants, it's no go the elections,
Sit on your arse for fifty years and hang your hat on a pension.
It's no go my honey love, it's no go my poppet;
Work your hands from day to day, the winds will blow the profit.
The glass is falling hour by hour, the glass will fall forever,
But if you break the bloody glass you won't hold up the weather.
Louis Macneice
...petey...
the more things change...innit!
All we want is a limousine and a ticket for the peepshow.
Their knickers are made of crepe-de-chine, their shoes are made of python,
Their halls are lined with tiger rugs and their walls with head of bison.
John MacDonald found a corpse, put it under the sofa,
Waited till it came to life and hit it with a poker,
Sold its eyes for souvenirs, sold its blood for whiskey,
Kept its bones for dumbbells to use when he was fifty.
It's no go the Yogi-man, it's no go Blavatsky,
All we want is a bank balance and a bit of skirt in a taxi.
Annie MacDougall went to milk, caught her foot in the heather,
Woke to hear a dance record playing of Old Vienna.
It's no go your maidenheads, it's no go your culture,
All we want is a Dunlop tire and the devil mend the puncture.
The Laird o' Phelps spent Hogmanay declaring he was sober,
Counted his feet to prove the fact and found he had one foot over.
Mrs. Carmichael had her fifth, looked at the job with repulsion,
Said to the midwife "Take it away; I'm through with overproduction."
It's no go the gossip column, it's no go the Ceilidh,
All we want is a mother's help and a sugar-stick for the baby.
Willie Murray cut his thumb, couldn't count the damage,
Took the hide of an Ayrshire cow and used it for a bandage.
His brother caught three hundred cran when the seas were lavish,
Threw the bleeders back in the sea and went upon the parish.
It's no go the Herring Board, it's no go the Bible,
All we want is a packet of fags when our hands are idle.
It's no go the picture palace, it's no go the stadium,
It's no go the country cot with a pot of pink geraniums,
It's no go the Government grants, it's no go the elections,
Sit on your arse for fifty years and hang your hat on a pension.
It's no go my honey love, it's no go my poppet;
Work your hands from day to day, the winds will blow the profit.
The glass is falling hour by hour, the glass will fall forever,
But if you break the bloody glass you won't hold up the weather.
Louis Macneice
| Malcolm Evison (9/16/2005 9:59:00 AM) | |
| Humorous as it may be with regards to Class and social mores, flirtations with theosophy etc., one is brought up with a start... the realization that this was written in 1937 and, the more specific social unrest in Spain and Germany... the fall of the glass is unstoppable! |
...petey...
the more things change...innit!
Saturday 27 February 2010
THE BEAUTIFUL DEBT
yo!...game over...innit!
...course...jezzer used to be a booster...
...but...
...that was then...
JOIN THE CLUB
...hoping to win trophies with debt...
...debt and players wages bust the club...
...football is as bust as the banks...
...why not grow your own local players and...
...play football...
...not financial games...?
...debt is doom...
PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
...final score...
...here in palookaville...
...the game is up...
...final score...
...here in palookaville...
...the game is up...
Recovery? Who are you trying to kid?
We are in a deep hole – and it looks like we’ll be down there for quite some time, says Jeremy Warner.
...course...jezzer used to be a booster...
...but...
...that was then...
JOIN THE CLUB
Portsmouth goes into administration
...hoping to win trophies with debt...
...debt and players wages bust the club...
...football is as bust as the banks...
...why not grow your own local players and...
...play football...
...not financial games...?
California is a greater risk than Greece, warns JP Morgan chief
...debt is doom...
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