Wednesday 10 June 2009

The Unconamy...

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PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+260...


...great change is not afoot here in ...


PALOOKAGRAD


...comrade brown has achieved...


...zombie status...


...knifed in the back...


...by cabinet colleagues and long time cronies...


...laughted at in the state controlled media...


...humiliated in the democratic elections...


...his new puppet master...


...father mandelson...


...has propped him up in the saddle...


...like el cid...


...and sent him out in westminster...


...as...


the lord of the flies



BETTER RED THAN DEAD


...as we look out this morning here in...


...palookagrad...


...there is still no sign of perestroika...


...comrades mandelson and brown...


...oversee the state planning as normal...


...yes...


...dead is the new normal...


...here in...


...palookagrad...


...a wall is being built to keep in all the palookas...


...rotten teeth and sallow faces...


...green around the gills...


...line dancing with a great zombie crooner...


..."he's not in debt with...


...billie jean"...



THRILLER


...the new five year plan is to rig the voting system...


...proportional representation is being dug up...


...instead of a change of government...


...we have a...


...zombie administration...


...in office...


..but not in life...


...with an economy...


...no longer dead...


...but not alive...


...not financed...


...by...


...zombie banks...


...but dead...



LIFE SUPPORT


...kept in half-life...


...by the zirp...


...and the money presses...


...the...


...unconomy...


...has twitched...


...in april and may...


...this is evidence...


...of life...


...of the end of the recession...


...say the commisars...


...well...


...they would say that wouldn't they...



HERE ARE THE FACTS



...the boom that was...


...is bust...


...the foreign money that financed it...


...has gone...


...there will be no return of the housing boom...


...not at these prices...


...leverage is history...


...what was unsustainable...


...has been unsustained...


...taxes will rise...


...to replace the revenue from booming sales...


...interest rates will rise...


...unemployment will rise...


...capacity will fall...


...inventories will have to fall...


...if only this labour soviet would fall...





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