CHINA SNEEZES

yo!... america catches a cold... innit!

time was...

america sneeze first

this time it's different...

YELLOW ROSE

palookaville folks agog...

lookin atta virus games...

 scoreboard...

they think america winnin...

they just dumb fucks... innit!

UPSIDE DOWN

an inside out...

the score board is real wierd...

it ain't the highest numbers...

but the lowest...

that wins the games...

WUHAN FLU

kicks off big in china...

figures gone thru a roof...

but we still playin golf...

before ya know it...

shit's hitta fan...

an it...

 game over...

for golf...

superbowled over...

cricket bowled out...

baseball strikes out...

football relegated...

olympic flame snuffed out...

china takes an early bath...

an then their averages stop...

HERE WE DO THINGS DIFFERENT

now it's us what gotta clap...

it's our figures goin thru a roof...

our team runnin outa kit...

pitch an diamond an park...

dug up fo burials...

hospital tents...

spare beds...

IT'S THE DEBT STUPID

whilst here in palookaville...

goin unemployed...

starbucks closed...

malls empty...

kids off school...

dad inna shed...

mum bakin up a storm...

china ain't pilin onna debt...

china gettin back ta work...

playin checkers...

A TRILLION HERE A TRILLION THERE

as long as the palookaville fed...

don't run outa paper an ink...

we just keep on pilin it up...

could be a...

paper crisis...

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