THE GREATEST GAMES EVER PLAYED

yo!... who knew?... innit!

2,015,571 

no end in sight..

palookaville..

was warned..

but wasn't listening..

THRONE OF GAMES

bigger than the olympics..

faster than formula one..

statistics to die for..

human drama..

herioc action..

bare knuckle rides..

emergency rooms..

THE GAMES THAT STOPPED THE WORLD

airplanes grounded..

folks out of work..

cars parked up..

ships not sailing..

trains not running..

folks not working..

students not studying..

lovers not touching..

actors not acting..

drama not playing..

borders closed..

tourists not traveling..

holidays not taken..

homes not bought..

houses not sold..

stocks crashed..

bonds bashed..

sailors sick..

NOT FOR 100 YEARS

have these games been played..

at this level..

with anything like..

these results..

THE VIRUS GAMES PLAYBOOK

prevaricate..

obfuscate..

delay..

 deny..

 lie..

cheat..

steal..

push..

shove..

gouge..

 cover up..

play without proper kit..

argue the toss..

blame the ref..

change the rules..

hail mary passes..

play offside..

block..

dither..

divide..

LOCK DOWN OR LOOK OUT

carry on cruisin..

carry on mixin..

carry on mardigras..

carry on racing..

carry on sports..

carry on shakin hands..

WHAT A CARRY ON

now it's..

carry on..

in lock down..

stay home stupid..

watch the games..

onna tv..