GAMING THE VIRUS GAMES

yo!.. naughty... innit!

in palookaville..

folks everywhere..

are watching the scoreboard..

ta see who winning..

THE VIRUS GAMES

are this century's rerun of..

THE WORLD SERIES

going to surpass last century's?

the so called spanish games..

all are waiting for..

THE FINAL DESTINATION

will we be lucky?

will we win?

will we survive?.

THE SCOREBOARD SPEAKS

it is saying..

that all teams are not equal..

but worse than that..

some teams are being economical..

with the truth..

REMEMBER THE OLYMPICS

same names always top o the medals table..

women that look like the terminator..

the wrong coloured piss..

well lookie here..

the virus scoreboard..

may be telling us..

that a little finessing may be goin on..

some team's numbers..

don't add up

ROUND DOWN THE USUAL SUSPECTS

China, Russia and Iran..

are three but probably not all..

of those who have stats that may be..

too good to be true ..

china started early..

maybe jumped the gun..

WHO knows?

WHAT WOULD CHAIRMAN MAO SAY?

“In waking a tiger, use a long stick.”

  

“Everything under heaven is in utter chaos.. 

the situation is excellent.”

People who try to commit suicide..

don't attempt to save them!..

 China is such a populous nation..

it is not as if we cannot do without a few people.

WELL DID THEY OR DIDN'T THEY

it's too early to say.. 

 

 

 

THE GREATEST GAMES EVER PLAYED

yo!... who knew?... innit!

2,015,571 

no end in sight..

palookaville..

was warned..

but wasn't listening..

THRONE OF GAMES

bigger than the olympics..

faster than formula one..

statistics to die for..

human drama..

herioc action..

bare knuckle rides..

emergency rooms..

THE GAMES THAT STOPPED THE WORLD

airplanes grounded..

folks out of work..

cars parked up..

ships not sailing..

trains not running..

folks not working..

students not studying..

lovers not touching..

actors not acting..

drama not playing..

borders closed..

tourists not traveling..

holidays not taken..

homes not bought..

houses not sold..

stocks crashed..

bonds bashed..

sailors sick..

NOT FOR 100 YEARS

have these games been played..

at this level..

with anything like..

these results..

THE VIRUS GAMES PLAYBOOK

prevaricate..

obfuscate..

delay..

 deny..

 lie..

cheat..

steal..

push..

shove..

gouge..

 cover up..

play without proper kit..

argue the toss..

blame the ref..

change the rules..

hail mary passes..

play offside..

block..

dither..

divide..

LOCK DOWN OR LOOK OUT

carry on cruisin..

carry on mixin..

carry on mardigras..

carry on racing..

carry on sports..

carry on shakin hands..

WHAT A CARRY ON

now it's..

carry on..

in lock down..

stay home stupid..

watch the games..

onna tv..

THE UNEMPLOYMENT VIRUS

yo!... numbers game... innit!

in palookaville today..

people agog..

atta score board...

worldometer..

showin virus winning..

THE VIRUS GAMES

infections in the low millions..

deaths inna high thousands..

game over for football..

game over for baseball..

game over for soccer..

games over fo olympics..

game over fo golf..

sweeping all before it..

the virus games...

was the only game in town..

GAME OVER FOR JOBS

now..

the worldometer..

will have to have some new columns..

employment..

has crashed..

into the park..

More than 6.6 million Americans lost their jobs last week..

with 16 million jobs gone in the past three weeks..

as the coronavirus pandemic..

 brought the US economy to a standstill.

 

they may not have the proper kit..

they may not have all the sports skills..

but  certainly..

 they have the numbers..

STRENGTH IN DEPTH

in sports it all about the stats..

unemployment risin..

faster than confirmed infections..

  

US unemployment rises 6.6m in a week as coronavirus takes its toll

six million here, six million there..

pretty soon..

we're lookin at serious numbers..