Showing posts with label coronavirus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label coronavirus. Show all posts

Friday, 13 November 2020

THE EYE OF THE STORM

yo!.. they think it's all over... innit? 


here in palookaville..

folks alla watchin a msm...

but it ain't news..

itta distraction..

it's called hazing..

get an keep yo attention..

wiv daft stuff..

lak trump an bollox lak at..


FAT LADY NOT SINGIN YET


Virus Growth Uncontrolled

On November 2st the U.S. had a 44% increase in daily COVID-19 to 93,581. The chart below indicates the second wave of infections did not decline to the first wave low. Thus, experts forecast a third winter wave peak of cases will be higher than the second spring wave peak...

Economic Activity Contracts


Unemployment Rises


Personal Income Falls


Consumers Miss Rent and Home Mortgage Payments


Rent and Mortgage Moratoriums Fail


Consumers Use Credit Cards To Make Payments


Small Business Landlords Default on Mortgages


Home Owners Default on Mortgages


Consumer Spending Dives


..For investors, this is the time to prepare for a possible severe economic storm coming this winter. Scott Minerd, Global CIO at Guggenheim, observes that we have a pause now giving us time to prepare for an economic whirlwind:

the relative calm  we feel in the markets right now isn’t the end of the storm, it is just the eye, it may seem like there is no storm at all…yet the worst is yet to come.

check out the full article..


and this..

https://slopeofhope.com/2020/11/pfuck-pfizer.html


an don't forget..

this is all just my own opinions..

based upon articles from the www..

so don't go doin stuff..

this is all just fo fun...

read the disclaimer..


and this comment from mish's site..

12 hrs

Here are the daily case:death numbers for November (USA)

so far, 

from worldometer..

Nov 1 Su 71,321:399

Nov 2 M 88,905:522

Nov 3 T 94,463:1199

Nov 4 W 108,352:1200

Nov 5 Th 118,204:1125

Nov 6 F 132,540:1248

Nov 7 Sa 127,894:1035

Nov 8 Su 109,659:544

Nov 9 M 127,316:641

Nov 10 T 135,653:1346

Nov 11 W 142,808:1478

Nov 12 Th 151,033:1090 (so far today)

The trend of new cases is exploding in the US. One only has to compare numbers to a week earlier. Every single day this week the case numbers increased by over 30k compared to 7 days earlier. Hospitalizations are increasing several thousand per day as well. If hospitals fill up like they did during the first wave, the US is going to see some ugly death numbers again.

Trump is still in charge until inauguration day. What is he doing about it? Tweeting, golfing, having tantrums, and firing people.

Worst President ever.

Realist
Realist


Saturday, 22 August 2020

BY THE TIME I GOT TO STURGIS

 yo!.. virus loves ta party... innit!

 
I came upon a crazy man
He was riding along the road
And I asked him, where are you going
And this he told me
 
I'm going on down to Sturgis town
I'm going to join a motorcycle band
I'm going to party out on the land
I'm going to try an' get my mouth free
 
We are stardust
We are golden
And we've got to spread the virus
Across our nation
 
Then can I ride beside you
I have come here to lose my health
And I need to be a part of something spreading
 
Well maybe it's just the danger
Or maybe it's the time to shout
I don't care who I infect
But you know the virus is for spreading
 
We are stardust
We are golden
And we've got to spread the virus
Across our nation
 
By the time I got to Sturgis
We were half a million strong
And everywhere there was song and celebration
 
And I dreamed I saw the nurses
Riding shotgun in the sky
And they were watching people die
Across our nation
 
We are careless
Billion year old carbon
We are stubborn
Caught in the viral bargain
 
And now we're going to to spread ourselves
Across our nation

 

South Dakota 'super-spreader' biker rally could be linked to 250,000 coronavirus cases

More than 400,000 people are thought to have attended this year's Sturgis Motorcycle Rally over the course of 10 days

 

Wednesday, 29 July 2020

HOW MANY MORE TIMES

yo!.. dazed an confused... innit!





KINDLY SHUT UP NOW AND CO-OPERATE

time to stop bitching..

leadership has proved clueless..

time to face the facts..

work together by staying apart..


NO MORE DIS-UNITED STATES PLEASE

It is extremely transmissible, through not just coughed droplets but also a fine aerosol mist that is expelled when people talk loudly, laugh or sing and that can linger in indoor air. As a result, masks are far more effective than scientists once believed.

Virus carriers with mild or no symptoms can be infectious, and there may be 10 times as many people spreading the illness as have tested positive for it.

The infection may start in the lungs, but it is very different from influenza, a respiratory virus. In severely ill patients, the coronavirus may attach to receptors inside the veins and arteries, and move on to attack the kidneys, the heart, the gut and even the brain, choking off these organs with hundreds of tiny blood clots.

Most of the virus’s victims are elderly, but it has not spared young adults, especially those with obesity, high blood pressure or diabetes. Adults aged 18 to 49 now account for more hospitalized cases than people aged 50 to 64 or those 65 and older.

Children are usually not harmed by the virus, although clinicians were dismayed to discover a few who were struck by a rare but dangerous inflammatory version. Young children appear to transmit the virus less often than teenagers, which may affect how schools can be opened.

Among adults, a very different picture has emerged. Growing evidence suggests that perhaps 10 percent of the infected account for 80 percent of new transmissions. Unpredictable superspreading events in nursing homes, meatpacking plants, churches, prisons and bars are major drivers of the epidemic.

from the new york times


    YOUR VIRUS NEEDS YOU

without you it will die..

distance is not futile..

apart we can stop this thing..


oh yeah!..

and wear a mask


here is a reply to a comment on mish's site

njbr
njbr

It's obvious that you believe that it's OK that a certain percentage of people will die or be permanently harmed because you are unwilling to wear a mask, or enforce mask-wearing, or social distancing.

Because no-one actually wants businesses to be shut down or closed. That is the honest truth.

What Sweden is showing is that if people can maintain social discipline, there is less need for hard shut-downs.

Wear an effn mask. Keep your distance. Don't hang out in bars shouting over the noise and music. Simple stuff like that. That's it. It's not hard.

It's the ignorant or the assholes who push up the rate of infections by refusing to do those simple things.

As a result, it is the ignorant and assholes who are ending up making stricter closures necessary because the ignorant and assholes are making more people sick faster than what would have happened and are killing people who otherwise might not have died at this time.





Saturday, 27 June 2020

EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT COVID 19

yo!.. he said, she said... innit!


TALKING USA NOW


worldometer figures for usa..

daily new cases..

june 21 2020 = 26,102

june 26 2020 = 47,341

so not doubled then..

but gettin there..

and in only 6 days..


WHAT A DIFFERENCE A WEEK MAKES


average new cases per day..

36,603 (6 days)

back on april 10 2020..

7 day moving average was..

32,459

that was the previous top..


28 may 2020 = 21,376

09 june 2020 = 21,282

and the bottom was in..


SO WHAT WENT WRONG?


don't test, don't tell..

was scrapped..

lock downs ended..

they thought it was all over..

cluster-fuck back in vogue..

drinks on the house..


AS USUAL PEOPLE CAN'T AGREE


interests fail to coincide..

a unified approach is missing..

a common goal is wide open..

divided we fall..


WHEN WILL IT ALL BE OVER


you may well ask..


THE VIRUS SAYS WHEN


until we do..

and that ain't yet..


Coming up..


more of the same..

but I feel ok !

honey I can't breathe..

what me worry..

it will all just disappear..

too much testing..

face masks are for wimps..

wall street celebrates..


MAKE AMERICA WELL AGAIN


hell !

make us all well again..










Thursday, 25 June 2020

DJOKOVIC SCORES A POINT

yo.. advantage virus... innit!

Andy Murray has criticised Novak Djokovic

after the World No 1 contracted..

coronavirus while hosting a tennis tournament.
 
The Serb’s unsanctioned Adria Tour has now been cancelled.

'In hindsight, it’s not something that should have gone ahead.
It’s not surprising how many people have tested positive..

after seeing some of the images of the players’ party and the kids’ day.
There was no social distancing in place.'

Murray was speaking..


------------


all together now..


BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY SYMPTOMS


.."Reality is something that male tennis players..

in general have not been part of for three months.
 
Grigor Dimitrov is one of the most pleasant people in the sport but,
 
as with the likes of Dominic Thiem and Zverev,
 
he has spent the past few weeks..

traipsing around the globe in the middle of a pandemic,
 
apparently without ever imagining..
 
he could catch and spread the virus himself.
 
That, too, is dangerous."


THE YOUNG DON'T GET IT


everyone is walking around..

thinking that this pandemic..

need not concern them..

the virus is for others..

the old, the sick, those in care..

so why bother following protocol..

rules are for little people..


OUT WITH THE IN CROWD


those who socialize the most..

spread the most..

out and about..

on the town..

in the club..

in the bar, cinema, crowd..

the old and the sick and those in care..

do not spread the virus..

only the movers and shakers..

get around to bring it around..


TWEEDLE DUMB AND TWEEDLE DUMBER


have talked down the pandemic..

they have opposed lock downs..

encouraged ending lock downs too early..


BEFORE THE WEST WAS WON


there ain't no cure for stupid..

an they ain't no cure for coronavirus..

this thing will run and run..

the faster for the fools..


GET A FUCKIN GRIP


so far it's game set and match..

for the virus


U.S. records most daily coronavirus cases since April; ‘We are in deep trouble’




https://www.marketwatch.com/story/us-records-most-daily-coronavirus-cases-since-april-we-are-in-deep-trouble-2020-06-24





STAY AWAY FROM THE AIR CON

yo!.. it'll do you no good... innit!


been readin around..

the palookaville web..

and..


STRAWS IN THE WIND


certain things keep croppin up..

that rhyme..

if you want to avoid the virus..


DON'T ASK ! WEAR A MASK


when you see all those folks in china..

taiwan, korea, singapore, hong kong..

where evva..

all walking around with face masks..

it's because they have been here before..

sars, mers, swine flue etc. .

they know the dangers and want to avoid infection..

what's not to copy?

--------

air conditioning..

helps the spread..

it's the cool stupid..

and it carries the virus on the airflow..

air flow and cool..

that's what the virus likes..

and dumb fucks of course..

who shout..

people have noticed that meat processing plants have high infection rates..

cool, air con, proximity and shouting..


YOU REALLY HAVE GOT TO STOP SHOUTING


and singing and whistling..

and you might as well stop talking to each other..

unless you wear a mask and keep your distance..


PEACE AND QUIET AND SAFE MIXING


so text instead of talk..

it' really isn't good to talk..


DEEP THROAT


it's a throat thing..

much less throat work..


SHUT THE FUCK UP


and wear a mask..

avoid church..

watch it on video..

singing whilst next to others is dangerous..

same with music and dancing..

jogging and puffing out breath, grunting etc..

cinema at home..

eat outside by all means..

away from others..

away from the air con..

and avoid face to face..

and if you must talk on the phone..

put it to your ear not shouting into the damn thing..

maybe the next big thing..


COMING UP

is it caused by cell phone abuse??

was there covid before cell phones?

is sign language the future?



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Covid-19 record today


U.S. records most daily coronavirus cases since April; ‘We are in deep trouble’











Wednesday, 20 May 2020

GRAB THE GAMES BY THE TROPHY

yo!.. going for gold... innit!


in palookaville..

the virus games.. 

are going well..

some of the coaches..

are getting over exited..


Trump says US topping world virus cases is 'badge of honour'

 

The US has 1.5 million coronavirus cases and nearly 92,000 deaths, 

according to Johns Hopkins University.


In second place is Russia..

with nearly 300,000 confirmed cases.

 

COMING UP

what do we get if we win?

re-start the hyper bole..

the man in the white house mask..

SIMPLE TRUTH

yo!.. talent recognizes genius... innit!


in palookaville..

things are drifting..

we are bored with the virus..

and we are bored with this fix..

we look around for clues..

as to what is happening..

where we may be going..

and whose fucking fault it all is..


MISTER MONOPOLY


was one of my nicknames..

when I used to teach..

it's because of the moustache..

anyway..

I know of one or two sources of good info, entertainment and wisdom..


here is a super post from tim knight..





CHEATERS DON'T WIN 



but they can get away with it for a very long time..

always hedge your bets..

or better still..

don't gamble..


it'll do you no good.. 


It’s about time to take it down a notch or two,
and Dan has the perfect song for the moment, 
“Reelin’ Down.” 
A bluesy country number supported by subtle but highly complex spot harmonies from the ladies, 
this quiet number is 
probably the one that best demonstrates the band’s 
attention to the detail in their arrangements. 

People who only listen to this album superficially may not appreciate that beneath the humor, 
the funny clothes and the throwback musical echoes are a group..
of very talented and serious musicians..
who obviously took great care in putting the pieces together. 
It may sound relaxed and easygoing, 
but that effect was achieved through hard-won effort. 
“Reelin’ Down” goes down easy because these musicians knew..
what the fuck they were doing..
and took the time to get it right.


Tuesday, 12 May 2020

ANOTHER BLOW JOB FROM RONA

yo! .. blow the man down under... innit!


Harmy

Another blow for Australia.
Not content with slapping an 80% tariff..
on Oz barley export to China all beef exports have also been banned.
No doubt as punishment for the OZ pm..
wanting an investigation into the Covid virus.
China must have a lot to hide.

marg54
marg54
Luckily, Australia has other markets for their barley and beef.
 Chinese prefer Australian Barley to make their beer, lol..
so cutting off their noses to spite their faces!
 Australia is now seriously looking at markets other than China..
for a number of their raw material exports..
and hopefully other countries will also do the same.
 There is a growing movement in Australia away from Chinese produced goods..
particulary when it comes to vital supplies.

these comments are from mish's site


it was either share these or get my hair cut and lunch out..

as if..

Australia not as vulnerable to Beijing's trade threats as it appears


UNIVERSALLY CHALLENGED

yo!.. knockin a stuffin out... innit!


in palookaville..

we are disarray..

looks like..

the keystone cops..

sounds like the keystone cops..

smells like the keystone cops..


IT'S THE KEYSTONE COPS


the finest minds..

the rolls royce brains..

are being questioned by..

amber grassgroin..

on the ever popular..


QUESTION TIME


everyone is wondering..

who is pulling the strings..

or who has their hand..

up the government arse..


CURSE OF THE MANDARIN


flu manchu..

has rendered the mandarins..

speechless..

and too poorly..

to carry on..

so now the poor, benighted..

politix are having to mess for themselves..

and a fine mess they are making of it..


NOT SULKING BUT POUTING


Tales of Suspense #50



 The Mandarin is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books..
published by Marvel Comics.
He is the archenemy of Iron Man.
The character was created by Stan Lee..
and designed by Don Heck..
first appearing in Tales of Suspense #50
(cover-dated Feb. 1964).



QUESTION TIME


jerry paxo..

is used to knocking the stuffing..

out of the stuffed shirts..

but has been replaced..

by women presenters..

as they are better looking..

and not male..

the rolls royce minded mandarins..

can hide behind ministers doors..

wearing a cloak of secrecy..

whatevva advice they give..

if not ignored..

must be faulty..

they too seem..


UNIVERSALLY CHALLENGED


by this new ongenou virus..

which attacks only the finest brains..

and forces fools to the front of the class..


ALL THE KINGS HORSES


an alla kings men..

cannot put humpty dumpty..

back together again..

they have plenty of bullets..

and plenty of guns..

but the virus is too small ta shoot..

no fair! cry the mandarins..

not cricket old chap..

nobody expected..

the spanish inquisition..


CARDINAL FANG


ah ha!


NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

This is a recurring sketch always predicated..
on an unrelated sketch..
in which one character mentions that they..
"didn't expect a Spanish Inquisition!"..

often in irritation at being questioned by another.


WHERE IS THE MANDARIN?


surely he (she) is awol..

these politix are..

out of they depth..

how can humpty dumpty..

be put back together again..

without the application of rolls royce minds?


NO COUNTRY IS AN ISLAND


all we had to do..

was pause the airplanes..

and the ships..

quarantine all incomers..

including palookas..

probably just for a while..

we could have adopted best practice..

like new zealand..

or singapore..

we could still sort this out..

but we refuse to try

why is that?






Sunday, 10 May 2020

TWENTY TWENTY

yo!.. under the spreading chestnut tree... innit!


in palookaville..

Big Brother is Watching You..

it's OK..

I've changed the date..

in the title..

so no one will think..

we are talking about the present..


AT LAST THE 1948 SHOW

 
Let's face it: our lives are miserable, laborious, and short.

Aye, you were lucky!
We lived for three months in a rolled-up newspaper in a septic tank!
Aye. Every morning we'd 'ave to get up at six,
clean the rolled-up newspaper,
eat a crust of stale bread,
then we'd 'ave to work
fourteen hours at t' mill,
day in, day out,
for sixpence a week!
Aye, and then we'd come 'ome,
Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt! 


1010 YEARS SINCE 1010



this time it's binary..

 War is peace.  Freedom is slavery.  Ignorance is strength.

for this great anniversary..

the party has arranged a circus..

with all the famous actors..

and all the clowns in the world..

and a novel virus..

to keep us home..

and out of harm's way..

We are living in a world in which nobody is free, 
in which hardly anybody is secure, 
in which it is almost impossible to be honest..
and to remain alive..

all flights are cancelled..

all borders shut..

meat is murder..

gold is illegal..

We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it.

“The Ministry of Peace concerns itself with war, the Ministry of Truth with lies, the Ministry of Love with torture and the Ministry of Plenty with starvation. These contradictions are not accidental, nor do they result from from ordinary hypocrisy..

 they are deliberate exercises in doublethink”


virus is the only real enemy we have. 
Remove virus from the scene, 
and the root cause of hunger and overwork is abolished forever..

 
War is a way of shattering to pieces, or pouring into the stratosphere, or sinking into the depths of the sea, materials which might otherwise be used to make the masses too comfortable, and hence, in the long run, too intelligent.

“All the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting.” –  Homage to Catalonia 


“Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. 
He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, 
he is too weak to pull the plough, 
he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits.

Yet he is lord of all the animals. 
He sets them to work..

he gives back to them the bare minimum..

that will prevent them from starving..

and the rest he keeps for himself.”


“Don’t you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought? 

In the end we shall make thoughtcrime literally impossible..

because there will be no words in which to express it.



…the object of waging a war..

is always to be in a better position in which to wage another war.”




WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?


nobody expects you to read this..

what relevance could there be..



room 1010 

The Most Historically Significant Person Born in 1010 is..



Hisham II the Nephast is restored as Umayyad caliph of the Caliphate of Córdoba..

succeeding Muhammad II al-Mahdi. 

... June 2 - The Battle of Aqbat al-Bakr takes place..

in the context of the Fitna of al-Andalus..

resulting in a defeat for the Caliphate of Córdoba.




  






 

THINGS TO DO WITH BILLIONS WHEN YOU'RE DEAD

yo!.. royally fucked... innit!


in palookaville..

it's much worse than you think..


THEY THINK IT'S ALL OVER


all a big palookas..

are opening up a conomys..

they don't give a fuck..

about anybody else..

people losin money..

people losin jobs..

people goin nutz..

business goin bust..

palookas need ta git elected..

priority calls..

fuck you..


IT IS NOW


never mind the bollocks..

no need ta plan..

don't test, don't tell..

ain't nuthin but..

a little bitty flu..



COMING UP


nobody could have forseen this..

it's not governments fault..

the fed has got our backs..

the president will protect the people..

all the jobs will be back soon..

making palookaville great again.. 

 


 

 


Wednesday, 6 May 2020

GET IN BED WITH CHINA

yo!.. wake up with rona... innit!


when in palookaville..

stay out of china town..

 


EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS IS CHINATOWN

 
Noah Cross:
I hope you don't mind. I believe they should be served with the head.
Jake Gittes:
Fine... long as you don't serve the chicken that way.
 
 
 
Jake Gittes: So there's this guy Walsh, do you understand? 
He's tired of screwin' his wife... So his friend says to him, 
"Hey, why don't you do it like the Chinese do?" 
So he says, "How do the Chinese do it?" 
And the guy says, 
"Well, the Chinese, first they screw a little bit, then they stop, 
then they go and read a little Confucius, 
come back, screw a little bit more, 
 then they stop again, go and they screw a little bit... 
then they go back and they screw a little bit more 
and then they go out and they contemplate the moon or something like that. 
Makes it more exciting." 
So now, the guy goes home and he starts screwin' his own wife, see.
 
So he screws her for a little bit and then he stops, 
and he goes out of the room and reads Life Magazine. 
Then he goes back in, he starts screwin' again. 
He says, "Excuse me for a minute, honey." 
He goes out and he smokes a cigarette. 
Now his wife is gettin' sore as hell. 
He comes back in the room, he starts screwin' again. 
He gets up to start to leave again to go look at the moon. 
She looks at him and says,
 
"Hey, whats the matter with ya. 
You're screwin' just like a Chinaman! 
 
 
Loach:
What happened to your nose, Gittes?
Somebody slammed a bedroom window on it?

Jake Gittes:
Nope. Your wife got excited.
She crossed her legs a little too quick.
You understand what I mean, pal?


Yelburton:You ought to be more careful. That must really smart.
Jake Gittes: Only when I breathe.

Escobar:
You look like you've done well by yourself.

Gittes:
I get by.

Escobar:
Well, sometimes it takes a while for a man to find himself.
Maybe you have.

Loach:
Yeah, goin' through other people's dirty linen.
Gittes:
 
Yeah. Tell me. You still puttin' Chinamen in jail for spittin' in the laundry?

Escobar:
You're a little behind the times, Jake.
They use steam irons now.
And I'm out of Chinatown.

Gittes:
 Since when?

Escobar:
 Since I made Lieutenant.

Gittes:
 Congratulations.


J.J. Gittes: To tell you the truth, I lied a little.
 

   Walsh: Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown
 
 
 

Tuesday, 5 May 2020

LEADERS OF THE PACK

yo!.. winners an losers... innit!


in palookaville..

we are lagging behind the play..

forced deep into our own half..

playing defence..

but really..

playing catch up..

whilst we contemplate disgrace..

we also look up to those..


WINNING THE VIRUS GAMES

3 Countries That Panicked Early are Reporting ‘0’ New COVID-19 Cases

 
  • Taiwan, South Korea, and New Zealand celebrate overcoming the COVID-19 pandemic.
  •  
  • Taiwan and New Zealand reported no new cases..
  •  
  • South Korea reported new cases only from foreigners traveling into the country.
  •  
  • Highly optimistic data from the three countries..
  •  
  • can be used as blueprint for recovery in other countries.
  •  




THE WOODEN SPOON WITH OUR NAME


The UK now has the highest Covid-19 death toll in Europe totalling 32,375, the latest Office for National Statistics (ONS) data shows.







Saturday, 2 May 2020

TROUBLE WITH BIG PHARMA

yo!.. follow the money... innit!


in palookaville..

they will stiff you..

if you let em..



IN BED WITH BIG PHARMA



Yves here.
 It is disturbing to watch the push to con the public into seeing remdesivir..
as the only promising treatment for coronavirus..

Please circulate this post widely..

to inform people you know that..

established, lower cost drugs also show promise.



GET SMART


NEVER TRUST THE MSM

these comments from the article on naked capitalism -

  1. divadab
    Remdesivir news stories on the MSM!

    How promising! Fauci calls it “the standard of care” for Covid-19!

    How corrupt.

    Flipping coordinated marketing campaign, as you say Yves,

     a “con”, what a damn gang of gangsters..

    occupy power positions in the imperial parasite.

    Incidentally, on the topic of greedy gangsters, in Canada, when interest rates went down, peoples’ HELOC credit line rates went down in lockstep – from 4.95% to 3.45%. Did this happen in the US of A? Not so much, from my experience – what have others seen?
    Reply
     
     
  2. Brooklin Bridge
    I feel bad for the people who are currently dependent on those drugs. If one or more are successful in human trials, will the price not go through the roof (after what ever shenanigans to get and/or enforce a patent are implemented of course)?
    Reply
     
     
  3. FedUpPleb
    I would just like to point out the depressing reality that the researchers involved in this, and potentially the sites that report on it and in theory even nature magazine, all stand to have their social media accounts closed by tech platforms and search results delisted for spreading what is deemed by by officialdom/commentariat-consensus to be ‘misinformation’.
    Big tech breakup when?
    Reply




Tuesday, 28 April 2020

FOOT IN MOUTH VIRUS

yo!.. week a long time... innit!


in palookaville..

a great plague has come upon the land..

while all the folks are..

standin around waitin..

for herd immunity..

it strikes at the very heart..

of politics..

and national debate..

the two ronnies..

tweedle dee an tweedle dum..

have been struck down..

by a heavy virus load..

although now..

back in a saddle..

both hands look..

an sound..

much the worse for wear..

apart from misspeaking..

other symptoms include..

making poor decision..

appointing the wrong people..

includig but not onl..

the keystone cops..

and the tree stooges..

to create a test fo the bug..

an to..

make palookaville great again..


THE LONG GOODBYE


standing in front of the cameras ..

for the endless boring briefings..

you can see just by looking at their hair..

that they are not yet well enough..

to be in charge..

of the..


SHIP OF STATE


captains.. 

donald johnson and boris trump..

are having a bad hair day..

and saying the dumbest things..

while one quiffe wants to..

wash his hands of the whole virus thing..

the other quiffe wants to..


INJECT AND DISINFECT


the whole country..

although national panic has..

been avoided..

just in time..

as the media reported that..

it was the virus..


FOOT IN MOUTH

that was to blame..

it was all combed over..

with a promise of..

no more excruciatingly long briefings..

during which hardened political journos..

had either been found wanting..

or nearly laughing their heads off..


DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD


boris trump and donald johnson..

have been criticized for being..


ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL

after nodding off in..

cobra meetings..

and not washing their hands properly..

when asked a direct question..

"when will there be masks"

they replied in unison..

and with one voice..

simultaniously..

together..

they promised..

help was on it's way..

but was very heavy

and had to come..

all the way from china..

in the mean time..

we should all sing along..


SIXTEEN TONS AND WHAT DO YOU GET


another day older..

an deeper in debt..

Some people say a man is made outta mud
A poor man's made outta muscle and blood
Muscle and blood and skin and bones..

A mind that's a-weak and a back that's strong
You load sixteen tons, what do you get..

Another day older and deeper in debt

Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store

I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine
I picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine..

I loaded sixteen tons of number nine coal
And the straw boss said "Well, a-bless my soul"

You load sixteen tons, what do you get?

Another day older and deeper in debt..

Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go..
I owe my soul to the company store...

If you see me comin', better step aside
A lotta men didn't, a lotta men died..

One fist of iron, the other of steel
If the right one don't a-get you
Then the left one will..

You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store

meanwhile back at the
PHILLY BLUSTER

probably to be continued..

this could go on an on

see also..

mad cow disease

swine fever

animal farm

Monday, 27 April 2020

IN BED WITH RONA

yo!.. dedicated followers... innit!


in palookaville today..

we are looking at the novel..


CORONAGATE..


what are the symptoms..

an on what streets do they live?


SIGNS OF A PANDEMIC


you know that you're sick..

when..

ya cain't go ta work..

ya cain't go on holiday..

ya cain't fly..

ya cain't sail..

ya caint drive,

ya cain't go ta school..

ya cain't play sports..

ya cain't even watch sports..

hell they ain't no sports..


the world leaders are one an all..


IN BED WITH RONA


we too.. 

are all in bed with rona..

feds under the beds..

proppin up a conomy..


feds are inna countin house..

countin outta money.. 

president inna parlour..

feelin kinda funny..

bleach is inna bathroom..

makin lotsa money..


WAITING FOR THE VACCINE


It's my life
And I cain't do what I want  

cain't do what I like..
So please don't keep-a me waiting
Please don't keep-a me waiting..
'Cause I'm so tired
Tired of waiting..
Tired of waiting for you
So tired
Tired of waiting..

Tired of waiting for you
For you
For you


 coming up..


that was the briefing that was..

bleaching the house white..

on the west wing an a prayer..