UNIVERSALLY CHALLENGED

yo!.. knockin a stuffin out... innit!


in palookaville..

we are disarray..

looks like..

the keystone cops..

sounds like the keystone cops..

smells like the keystone cops..


IT'S THE KEYSTONE COPS


the finest minds..

the rolls royce brains..

are being questioned by..

amber grassgroin..

on the ever popular..


QUESTION TIME


everyone is wondering..

who is pulling the strings..

or who has their hand..

up the government arse..


CURSE OF THE MANDARIN


flu manchu..

has rendered the mandarins..

speechless..

and too poorly..

to carry on..

so now the poor, benighted..

politix are having to mess for themselves..

and a fine mess they are making of it..


NOT SULKING BUT POUTING

 The Mandarin is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books..
published by Marvel Comics.
He is the archenemy of Iron Man.
The character was created by Stan Lee..
and designed by Don Heck..
first appearing in Tales of Suspense #50
(cover-dated Feb. 1964).



QUESTION TIME


jerry paxo..

is used to knocking the stuffing..

out of the stuffed shirts..

but has been replaced..

by women presenters..

as they are better looking..

and not male..

the rolls royce minded mandarins..

can hide behind ministers doors..

wearing a cloak of secrecy..

whatevva advice they give..

if not ignored..

must be faulty..

they too seem..


UNIVERSALLY CHALLENGED


by this new ongenou virus..

which attacks only the finest brains..

and forces fools to the front of the class..


ALL THE KINGS HORSES


an alla kings men..

cannot put humpty dumpty..

back together again..

they have plenty of bullets..

and plenty of guns..

but the virus is too small ta shoot..

no fair! cry the mandarins..

not cricket old chap..

nobody expected..

the spanish inquisition..


CARDINAL FANG


ah ha!


NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

This is a recurring sketch always predicated..
on an unrelated sketch..
in which one character mentions that they..
"didn't expect a Spanish Inquisition!"..

often in irritation at being questioned by another.


WHERE IS THE MANDARIN?


surely he (she) is awol..

these politix are..

out of they depth..

how can humpty dumpty..

be put back together again..

without the application of rolls royce minds?


NO COUNTRY IS AN ISLAND


all we had to do..

was pause the airplanes..

and the ships..

quarantine all incomers..

including palookas..

probably just for a while..

we could have adopted best practice..

like new zealand..

or singapore..

we could still sort this out..

but we refuse to try

why is that?