GET IN BED WITH CHINA

yo!.. wake up with rona... innit!

when in palookaville..

stay out of china town..

 

The Chinese Link With Italy’s Corona Crisis

EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS IS CHINATOWN

 

Noah Cross:
I hope you don't mind. I believe they should be served with the head.
Jake Gittes:
Fine... long as you don't serve the chicken that way.

 

 

 

Jake Gittes: So there's this guy Walsh, do you understand? 

He's tired of screwin' his wife... So his friend says to him, 

"Hey, why don't you do it like the Chinese do?" 

So he says, "How do the Chinese do it?" 

And the guy says, 

"Well, the Chinese, first they screw a little bit, then they stop, 

then they go and read a little Confucius, 

come back, screw a little bit more, 

 then they stop again, go and they screw a little bit... 

then they go back and they screw a little bit more 

and then they go out and they contemplate the moon or something like that. 

Makes it more exciting." 

So now, the guy goes home and he starts screwin' his own wife, see.

 

So he screws her for a little bit and then he stops, 

and he goes out of the room and reads Life Magazine. 

Then he goes back in, he starts screwin' again. 

He says, "Excuse me for a minute, honey." 

He goes out and he smokes a cigarette. 

Now his wife is gettin' sore as hell. 

He comes back in the room, he starts screwin' again. 

He gets up to start to leave again to go look at the moon. 

She looks at him and says,

 

"Hey, whats the matter with ya. 

You're screwin' just like a Chinaman! 

 

 

Loach:
What happened to your nose, Gittes?
Somebody slammed a bedroom window on it?

Jake Gittes:
Nope. Your wife got excited.
She crossed her legs a little too quick.
You understand what I mean, pal?

Yelburton:You ought to be more careful. That must really smart.
Jake Gittes: Only when I breathe.

Escobar:
You look like you've done well by yourself.

Gittes:
I get by.

Escobar:
Well, sometimes it takes a while for a man to find himself.
Maybe you have.

Loach:
Yeah, goin' through other people's dirty linen.
Gittes:
 
Yeah. Tell me. You still puttin' Chinamen in jail for spittin' in the laundry?

Escobar:
You're a little behind the times, Jake.
They use steam irons now.
And I'm out of Chinatown.

Gittes:
 Since when?

Escobar:
 Since I made Lieutenant.

Gittes:
 Congratulations.

J.J. Gittes: To tell you the truth, I lied a little.

 

   Walsh: Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown