TRAVEL IN STYLE

yo!.. fashion statement... innit!

in palookaville..

influencers..

fashionistas..

style gurus..

all agree..

if you want ta cut onna street..

post corongate..

you need the must have..

authentic N95 mask..

and visor..

you can't travel without them..

you wouldn't want..

be seen dead..

without one..

MOVE OVER YVES SAINT DIOR

we were waiting for levis..

to brand the masks..

but they said..

it wasn't western style..

will apple be the style visor brand?

and how will amazon ..

get enough to supply demand?

GET THE LUCK

get lucky with the look..

be desired..

be penetrated..

but above all..

be cool

 

FROM HERE TO IMMUNITY

yo!.. passport ta nowhere... innit!

in palookaville..

news is about rona..

or it's not news..

so as the virus games..

drag on..

so the search fornew bullshit..

groes desperate..

PASSPORT TO PIMLICO

we keep seeing this..

immunity passport..

or you can't fly..

or travel..

problem is..

EVERYBODY KNOWS THEY AIN'T NO IMMUNITY

from the independent

But, just because you recover from the virus does not mean you cannot catch it again..

WHO confirmed in a statement released on 24 April.

"There is currently no evidence that people who have recovered from Covid-19..

and have antibodies are protected from a second infection," the organisation said.

According to Li QinGyuan, director of pneumonia prevention and treatment at China Japan Friendship Hospital in Beijing, those who have been infected with Covid-19 develop a protective antibody - but it isn’t clear how long the protection lasts.

"However, in certain individuals, the antibody cannot last that long," Li told USAToday. 

"For many patients who have been cured, there is a likelihood of relapse."

rona can get you any time she wants..

rona can get you more than once..

cos she don't make no antibodies..

or not enough anyway..

she don't take no prisoners..

she don't kiss an tell..

she got everything she needs..

she's an artist..

she don't look back..

HALF EMPTY PLANES DON'T FLY

 even if ya could get immunity..

ain't nearly enough people..

survived this thing..

ta fill alla airplanes..

an if only one a ya..

been though it..

the rest o your party can't fly..

it's a none starter..

a bullshit story..

for now flying is..

for the birds

 

COMING UP

I caught it from the toilet seat..

the girl with the virus eyes..

it ain't the meat it's the motion..

 

 

FOR THE BIRDS

yo!.. only angels have wings... innit!

in palookaville..

the airport has had to close..

they ain't no flights..

an anyway..

it's too crowded..

it's line fo check-in..

line fo security..

line fo boarding desk..

crush onna bus..

line fo steps to board..

crush ta get on..

fight fo stowage ..

wait, wait wait..

fo a slot..

line fo a runway..

wait, wait, wait, fo a drink..

crap food..

drag flight, no movies..

all crowded together with..

crowds of pissed up passengers..

standin an leanin..

 ovva ya, inna isle..

an gobbin on an on an on..

noisy kids games - no head phones..

noisy phones..

noisy ipads..

when ya arrive..

wait fo a steps..

wait, wait, wait..

for crush onna bus..

or..

walk miles plus stairs..

with yo bags..

wait,wait,wait in..

endlessly long lines fo customs..

wait, wait, wait..

fo cases.. 

HOME TO ROOST

virus has grounded the aviation..

the aviation ain't saved..

aviation goin bust..

TIME FOR A MAKE OVER

not a comb over..

this experience stinks..

RE THINK THE UNTHINKABLE

backward facing seats..

you know..

like the cabin crew..

that the unions insist on..

for safety!!!

LOW COST PLUS

efficient airlines..

investing for the future..

instead o buyin up they own stock..

serving up a better flight..

no pissed up passengers..

and a much better experience..

duty free is bollocks..

get rid of it..

or make it pay for a better day's travel..

DON'T FLY CRAP AIRPLANES

you know..

the ones that fly into the ground..

maybe spend some money..

on a new design from scratch..

instead of trying to make pigs fly..

and better, safer seats..

NOT CHEAPER - BETTER

this rant is brought to you from quarantine..

lock down..

an fatigue with..

THE VIRUS GAMES

THE GREATEST GAMES EVER PLAYED

yo!... who knew?... innit!

2,015,571 

no end in sight..

palookaville..

was warned..

but wasn't listening..

THRONE OF GAMES

bigger than the olympics..

faster than formula one..

statistics to die for..

human drama..

herioc action..

bare knuckle rides..

emergency rooms..

THE GAMES THAT STOPPED THE WORLD

airplanes grounded..

folks out of work..

cars parked up..

ships not sailing..

trains not running..

folks not working..

students not studying..

lovers not touching..

actors not acting..

drama not playing..

borders closed..

tourists not traveling..

holidays not taken..

homes not bought..

houses not sold..

stocks crashed..

bonds bashed..

sailors sick..

NOT FOR 100 YEARS

have these games been played..

at this level..

with anything like..

these results..

THE VIRUS GAMES PLAYBOOK

prevaricate..

obfuscate..

delay..

 deny..

 lie..

cheat..

steal..

push..

shove..

gouge..

 cover up..

play without proper kit..

argue the toss..

blame the ref..

change the rules..

hail mary passes..

play offside..

block..

dither..

divide..

LOCK DOWN OR LOOK OUT

carry on cruisin..

carry on mixin..

carry on mardigras..

carry on racing..

carry on sports..

carry on shakin hands..

WHAT A CARRY ON

now it's..

carry on..

in lock down..

stay home stupid..

watch the games..

onna tv..

HAVE VIRUS WILL TRAVEL

yo!... only game in town... innit!

the sun shines down on palookaville...

an a folks like ta go outside...

maybe some lak ta visit a seaside...

even though a shops is shut...

amusements on hold...

cafes closed...

beach closed...

GO THE SOCIAL DISTANCE

don't go the extra mile...

THE VIRUS GAME

is the only game in town...

all other games are off...

it's games over for football...

games over fo olympics...

games over fo basketball, baseball,

what evva

GREAT WALL OF CHINA

the chinese are favourite to win a games...

well they invented them...

they were first up to bat...

and by all accounts...

played a blinder...

knocked a virus fo six innit...

some say the didn't play the game...

not with a straight bat...

only they can telll

anyway...

the great wall was breached anna virus...

flew around the world...

kicking off the world series...

TRAINS AN BOATS AN PLANES

now every country playing by it's own rules...

no referee...

china takes an early bath...

retired but not out...

the crowd is restless...

and will not stay...

off the park...

until ground rules are fully agreed...

the mob will rule... 

THRONE OF GAMES

who will be the winning team?

it looks like taiwan...

"Taiwan rapidly produced and implemented a list of at least 124 action items in the past five weeks to protect public health," report co-author Jason Wang, a Taiwanese doctor and associate professor of pediatrics at Stanford Medicine, said in a statement. 

"The policies and actions go beyond border control because they recognized that that wasn't enough."

This was while other countries were still debating whether to take action. 

In a study conducted in January, Johns Hopkins University said Taiwan was one of the most at-risk areas outside of mainland China -- owing to its close proximity, ties and transport links.

Among those early decisive measures was the decision to ban travel from many parts of China, stop cruise ships docking at the island's ports, and introduce strict punishments for anyone found breaching home quarantine orders.- from cnn

but germany will probably snatch it...

in extra time...

WHAT COMES AROUND

the games are played every several years..

they are not always kicked off in china...

the last really big games was 100 years ago...

and was kicked off in the USA

though for some reason...

they were called the

spanish games...

I SEE NO SHIPS

winners an losers..

but mostly losers...

it's airplanes nil...

cruise lines nil...

navy ships nil...

travel is the biggest losing team

TOURISTS FUCK OFF

go home palookas...

you are not wanted here...

virus invisiblity...

tarnishes all travellers... 

traveling is public enemy number one...

we cannot even agree on how to spell it!