FOR THE BIRDS

yo!.. only angels have wings... innit!

in palookaville..

the airport has had to close..

they ain't no flights..

an anyway..

it's too crowded..

it's line fo check-in..

line fo security..

line fo boarding desk..

crush onna bus..

line fo steps to board..

crush ta get on..

fight fo stowage ..

wait, wait wait..

fo a slot..

line fo a runway..

wait, wait, wait, fo a drink..

crap food..

drag flight, no movies..

all crowded together with..

crowds of pissed up passengers..

standin an leanin..

 ovva ya, inna isle..

an gobbin on an on an on..

noisy kids games - no head phones..

noisy phones..

noisy ipads..

when ya arrive..

wait fo a steps..

wait, wait, wait..

for crush onna bus..

or..

walk miles plus stairs..

with yo bags..

wait,wait,wait in..

endlessly long lines fo customs..

wait, wait, wait..

fo cases.. 

HOME TO ROOST

virus has grounded the aviation..

the aviation ain't saved..

aviation goin bust..

TIME FOR A MAKE OVER

not a comb over..

this experience stinks..

RE THINK THE UNTHINKABLE

backward facing seats..

you know..

like the cabin crew..

that the unions insist on..

for safety!!!

LOW COST PLUS

efficient airlines..

investing for the future..

instead o buyin up they own stock..

serving up a better flight..

no pissed up passengers..

and a much better experience..

duty free is bollocks..

get rid of it..

or make it pay for a better day's travel..

DON'T FLY CRAP AIRPLANES

you know..

the ones that fly into the ground..

maybe spend some money..

on a new design from scratch..

instead of trying to make pigs fly..

and better, safer seats..

NOT CHEAPER - BETTER

this rant is brought to you from quarantine..

lock down..

an fatigue with..

THE VIRUS GAMES