Sunday 5 April 2020

THE VIRUS GAME RULES

yo!... america first innit... !


in palookaville today...

there are shortages...

masks, ventilators, protective gowns, brains, integrity...


LATE TO THE GAMES

those who came late to the games...

have started without the kit...

it's vital that those...

who play the game...

have the right protection...

but also that all teams...


FOLLOW THE RULES


the virus game rules...

are there for your protection...

for fair play and player safety...

if the players foul...

the crowd may...

invade the pitch...

and that could mean...

relegation...

trade penalties...

banned from meetings...

egg on faces


UNGENTLEMANLY CONDUCT


rumour has it that...

palookaville's great policeman...

has usurped german police masks...

out bidding, out gouging, tripping and shoving...

are not within the virus game rules...



CHEATERS DON'T WIN


already late to the game...

and without the correct kit...

the world's policeman...

is playing catch up...

with somebody else's masks.. 


VENTILATORS NEXT?


once this kind of behaviour starts...

the games will go down hill...

soon it will be every man for herself...

mob rule, failing states, banarama...


THERE ARE NO VIRUS GAME RULES 


The name "The Virus Game Rules" refers to...

 the list of rules that the migrant workers...

 are supposed to follow at palookaville stadium...

 however, none of them can read, and they are completely unaware of the rules...


When Homer reads them the rules of the virus games...

  that have been posted...

 the workers observe that the rules have been made without their consent...

 by people who do not live there...

  and so do not face their problems...

 Consequently, they feel that they can ignore these rules.


RULES ARE FOR THE LITTLE PEOPLE 

yo!... fuck you... innit? 










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