THE VIRUS GAMES : UPDATE

yo!... game set an match... innit!

here in palookaville...

the virus games outplays...

all other sports...

WIMBLEDON BEATEN

the whole tennis lawn...

has to be re-seeded...

virus knocks balls...

right outta a court


NEW UNIFORM DESIGN


due ta the transmission worldwide...

demand for kit has rocketed...

teams are out of kit...

no masks, no visors, no gowns...

some say we need a new design...

some a new colour...

some say a new shield...

whatevva...

get it done...

as long as we ate safe at home...

watchin onna bleaches tv...

 y'all play nicely nah

 DON'T TEST, DON'T TELL 

it ain't cricket...

bowlin googlies...

right dahn a bodyline...

test match is history...

each country got it's own test...

but do they work?...

nothing is working...

on one is working...

STADIUM AWAY

footballers gotta givva wages back...

teams relegated to social distance...

managers sacked...

empty stadium...

balls go missing

TELEVISION RIGHTS SOLD OUT

ball's in their court...

they only broadcast...

the virus games...

24/7 live coverage...

follow a numbers...

keep a score...

CANCELLATION  CANCELLATION  CANCELLATION

evva one tunin in...

the big palooka...

fills the screen...

for hours each day...

he got his team...

standin behind him...

they all on side...

he got em trained...

he got em drilled...

all we want ta know...

WHAT'S THE FINAL SCORE?