Saturday 11 April 2020

A WHOLE WASHDAY SHOT TO HELL

yo!... race against virus...innit!


and I can't find my way home..


in palookaville..

at the end of term..

a pack of students had hidden a bottle..

of dom perignom..

over the border..

before lock down..


TIME TO GO BACK WAS BEFORE


now they cannot get there..

to celebrate..

unless all student loans..

are jubileed

and even then..

they cannot fly there..

the border is closed


IT'S THE WALL.. IN REVERSE


those pesky mex..

gone dun..

shutta border..

ta keep us sick palookas out..

time was they was rushin here..

ta git work and git rich..

nah they ain't no work..

probably soon us dudes..

goin there fo work..


THE CARTEL


crime levels..

level down..

folks stay home..

no time now fo snow..


ALL TOMORROWS AGENCIES


will have nothin ta do..

no one ta lock up..

an all them as is..

locked up..

either be released..

or..

dead


MEANWHILE


back at the ranch..

dude cowboys, golf widows..

and..

electric mops..

are flying out the airplane..

without a parachute..


FANDANGO

Don't get sick, man. l can't land with you like that..

Sorry, dude

A whole washday shot to hell

Wow, what a bummer 


coming next..

on..


VIRUS TREK


which number will be the highest..

unemployed or dead?

who to blame?

where is the vaccine?

how to get out of the economic black hole..


It ain’t over till it’s over.






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