A WHOLE WASHDAY SHOT TO HELL

yo!... race against virus...innit!

and I can't find my way home..

in palookaville..

at the end of term..

a pack of students had hidden a bottle..

of dom perignom..

over the border..

before lock down..

TIME TO GO BACK WAS BEFORE

now they cannot get there..

to celebrate..

unless all student loans..

are jubileed

and even then..

they cannot fly there..

the border is closed

IT'S THE WALL.. IN REVERSE

those pesky mex..

gone dun..

shutta border..

ta keep us sick palookas out..

time was they was rushin here..

ta git work and git rich..

nah they ain't no work..

probably soon us dudes..

goin there fo work..

THE CARTEL

crime levels..

level down..

folks stay home..

no time now fo snow..

ALL TOMORROWS AGENCIES

will have nothin ta do..

no one ta lock up..

an all them as is..

locked up..

either be released..

or..

dead

MEANWHILE

back at the ranch..

dude cowboys, golf widows..

and..

electric mops..

are flying out the airplane..

without a parachute..

FANDANGO

Don't get sick, man. l can't land with you like that..

Sorry, dude

A whole washday shot to hell

Wow, what a bummer 

coming next..

on..

VIRUS TREK

which number will be the highest..

unemployed or dead?

who to blame?

where is the vaccine?

how to get out of the economic black hole..

It ain’t over till it’s over.

WE WERE ONLY GOLFING

 yo! ... It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing...innit!

in palookaville today...

a big palooka hisself...

look a shoo in fo re-election...

(Doo wah, doo wah, doo wah, doo wah)  

 THE HOLE IN ONE

snatchin defeat from a jawsa victory...

attempt ta win a virus games...

the white house playbook...

is hidden behind the sofa...

a sign on the door ta the...

oval office says...

gone golfin...


PAR FOR THE COURSE

Intelligence community issued warning on coronavirus in November - report

US intelligence officials were warning of a virus sweeping through the Wuhan region of China as early as November, according to an ABC News report.

ABC News reports:

Concerns about what is now known to be the novel coronavirus pandemic were detailed in a November intelligence report by the military’s National Center for Medical Intelligence (NCMI), according to two officials familiar with the document’s contents.
The report was the result of analysis of wire and computer intercepts, coupled with satellite images.

It raised alarms because an out-of-control disease would pose a serious threat to U.S. forces in Asia -- forces that depend on the NCMI’s work. And it paints a picture of an American government that could have ramped up mitigation and containment efforts far earlier to prepare for a crisis poised to come home.

‘Analysts concluded it could be a cataclysmic event,’ one of the sources said of the NCMI’s report. ‘It was then briefed multiple times to’ the Defense Intelligence Agency, the Pentagon’s Joint Staff and the White House.

This news follows reports that Trump’s top trade adviser, Peter Navarro, wrote memos starting in late January warning of a potential coronavirus pandemic with catastrophic consequences for Americans’ health and finances.

The president claimed yesterday that he had never seen Navarro’s memos, but their existence undermines his defense of the federal government’s early response to the pandemic, which has been widely criticized.

The missing six weeks: how Trump failed the biggest test of his life

 Donald Trump was warned at the end of January by one of his top White House advisers that coronavirus had the potential to kill hundreds of thousands of Americans and derail the US economy, unless tough action were taken immediately, new memos have revealed.

Those missing four to six weeks are likely to go down in the definitive history as a cautionary tale of the potentially devastating consequences of failed political leadership. 

“The US response will be studied for generations as a textbook example of a disastrous, failed effort,” Ron Klain, who spearheaded the fight against Ebola in 2014, told a Georgetown university panel recently. “What’s happened in Washington has been a fiasco of incredible proportions.”

NEVER GIVE UP ON A WINNING TICKET

“Once we OPEN UP OUR GREAT COUNTRY, and it will be sooner rather than later, the horror of the Invisible Enemy, except for those that sadly lost a family member or friend, must be quickly forgotten,” Trump wrote in a tweet. “Our Economy will BOOM, perhaps like never before!!!”

The president also once again bragged about viewership of his daily White House briefings on the coronavirus response, saying “the ratings are through the roof.”