Showing posts with label aviation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label aviation. Show all posts

Monday, 4 May 2020

FROM HERE TO IMMUNITY

yo!.. passport ta nowhere... innit!


in palookaville..

news is about rona..

or it's not news..

so as the virus games..

drag on..

so the search fornew bullshit..

groes desperate..


PASSPORT TO PIMLICO


we keep seeing this..

immunity passport..

or you can't fly..

or travel..

problem is..


EVERYBODY KNOWS THEY AIN'T NO IMMUNITY



But, just because you recover from the virus does not mean you cannot catch it again..
WHO confirmed in a statement released on 24 April.

"There is currently no evidence that people who have recovered from Covid-19..
and have antibodies are protected from a second infection," the organisation said.

According to Li QinGyuan, director of pneumonia prevention and treatment at China Japan Friendship Hospital in Beijing, those who have been infected with Covid-19 develop a protective antibody - but it isn’t clear how long the protection lasts.

"However, in certain individuals, the antibody cannot last that long," Li told USAToday
"For many patients who have been cured, there is a likelihood of relapse."



rona can get you any time she wants..

rona can get you more than once..

cos she don't make no antibodies..

or not enough anyway..

she don't take no prisoners..

she don't kiss an tell..

she got everything she needs..

she's an artist..

she don't look back..


HALF EMPTY PLANES DON'T FLY

 even if ya could get immunity..

ain't nearly enough people..

survived this thing..

ta fill alla airplanes..

an if only one a ya..

been though it..

the rest o your party can't fly..

it's a none starter..

a bullshit story..

for now flying is..


 



COMING UP


I caught it from the toilet seat..

the girl with the virus eyes..

it ain't the meat it's the motion..

 


 


Thursday, 30 April 2020

FOR THE BIRDS

yo!.. only angels have wings... innit!


in palookaville..

the airport has had to close..

they ain't no flights..

an anyway..

it's too crowded..

it's line fo check-in..

line fo security..

line fo boarding desk..

crush onna bus..

line fo steps to board..

crush ta get on..

fight fo stowage ..

wait, wait wait..

fo a slot..

line fo a runway..

wait, wait, wait, fo a drink..

crap food..

drag flight, no movies..

all crowded together with..

crowds of pissed up passengers..

standin an leanin..

 ovva ya, inna isle..

an gobbin on an on an on..

noisy kids games - no head phones..

noisy phones..

noisy ipads..

when ya arrive..

wait fo a steps..

wait, wait, wait..

for crush onna bus..

or..

walk miles plus stairs..

with yo bags..

wait,wait,wait in..

endlessly long lines fo customs..

wait, wait, wait..

fo cases.. 


HOME TO ROOST


virus has grounded the aviation..

the aviation ain't saved..

aviation goin bust..


TIME FOR A MAKE OVER


not a comb over..

this experience stinks..


RE THINK THE UNTHINKABLE


backward facing seats..

you know..

like the cabin crew..

that the unions insist on..

for safety!!!


LOW COST PLUS


efficient airlines..

investing for the future..

instead o buyin up they own stock..

serving up a better flight..

no pissed up passengers..

and a much better experience..

duty free is bollocks..

get rid of it..

or make it pay for a better day's travel..


DON'T FLY CRAP AIRPLANES


you know..

the ones that fly into the ground..

maybe spend some money..

on a new design from scratch..

instead of trying to make pigs fly..


and better, safer seats..


NOT CHEAPER - BETTER


this rant is brought to you from quarantine..

lock down..

an fatigue with..


THE VIRUS GAMES