Showing posts with label oil. Show all posts
Showing posts with label oil. Show all posts

Monday, 16 December 2024

THE ARTIST IN RESIDENCE 7

 IN THE KARDOMAH WITH FLASH AND LIZ




it's 1968 and after school..

a young artist has made new friends..

since being taken up by Flash..

Liz and Julie and their crowd..

are putting the world to rights in the Kardomah cafe..

another up market joint..

Petey paint is happy here with these popular people..

he will hanker after these moments all of his life..

girls are noticing him..

and they like what they see..

this gang are all with him at the Saturday night parties...

that best of the year 11 experience..

he has a trendy haircut..

short but perfectly formed..

and new clothes..

some parallel trousers that..

Docile and Bruin helped him buy..


BTW


Docile was actually a rocker I believe..

he was a tough guy..

 meanwhile..

 back at the Kardomah..

Liz is radiant and painty is attracted to her..

a lot..



Tuesday, 28 April 2020

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

yo!.. slick gone sick... innit!


in palookaville..

everybody knows..

when you find yourself..

in a hole..

stop drillin..


NOW HEAR THIS


“There is a backlog and a wall of crude..

that the market just can’t look beyond..

as global storage hubs fill up,"..

“Tankers filled with oil floating in the ocean with no place to go..

and producers cutting but not fast enough..

to overcome the most significant..

demand destruction event in the history of the globe,” 

brought on by efforts to prevent the spread of COVID-19.


 and yet in the short term..

it is all about the current glut of supply,”

 Flynn said.


THIS IS THE CAPTAIN OF YOUR SHIP


This is the captain of your ship, your heart speakin'
we're stuck in a great big slick..

the boat's leakin'

And if you haven't guessed

This is an SOS

If you still want to save her..

you just have to stop your drillin..

You're going to lose a good thing

You got to let it know that you need it
You got to let it know that you get it
You got to let them know that you..
don't need no oil now

You got to let it know that you need oil
You got to let us know that you get it
You got to let us know that you're..

gonna save oil now

This is the captain of your ship, the don calling..

You'd better turn yourself around, an quit stalling
You're running off your course..

You've got your signals crossed..

And now the compass points to lost


You're going to lose a real big thing


coming up..


crude jokes..

brooding chickens.. 

giant : the makeover








Thursday, 23 April 2020

OIL SHOCKER : update one

yo!.. grapes o rath... innit!

in palookaville today..


SHOCK AN AWE


evva body shock at alla jobs gone..

evva body shock atta drop in pmi..

evva body shock at public debt surge..

it's awsum said boris johnson..

just another patient..

like any ordinary palooka..


BANK OF ENGLAND RAID


computers atta bank..

be raided..

to allow for increased numbers..


those scuzzy bastards..

came the cry from forex traders..

who are pissed at alla currencies fallin at once..

it's lak oil times ..

said one flummoxed trader..


USE OF A.D. IDENTIFIED


artificial dumbness..

is being blamed..

for the failure to prepare..

as thousands of airplanes..

carrying the virus..

from china..

and eventually..

the whole wide world..

were welcomed to heathrow..

where the virus spewed out into the whole economy..


ITTA CLUSTA FUCK


said one treasury minister..

who shall remain blameless..


COCK UP AN LOCK UP


the luckdown is losin..

anna breakin bad..

is gainin ground..

the crowd are gettin restless..

the queen is in the counting house..

counting out the money..

the economy in the dog house..

feelin kinda funny..


I'M SHOCKED THAT YOU'RE SHOCKED


Oil prices fell under severe pressure and went negative..

That could be a magnified version of what..

we’re about to see for the rest of the U.S. economy.  
 Source: CNN
 

BOLLOCKS CALLED

from slope of hope blog -




As of this writing at 5:56 p.m. EST on April 23, 2020…
 this lowest price the continuous WTI oil contract..
(ticker symbol /cl, the true front month contract prices only)
has traded during the year 2020 is $6.50..
I will include a screenshot from thinkorswim with this post.
So there you have it.
The truth about “zero” and “negative” oil..
It both did, but really DID NOT happen.
Call it a paradox, an enigma, a rip in the space time continuum..
that even three Starship Enterprises couldn’t fix.

I’ll call it what it really was:
Another blatant episode of misreporting by people who are paid to know better,..


GOOD CALL TIM


now back to the oil shocker..


what did we think would happen?

shudda stopped them airplanes pdq..

took the hit in time..

save nine... 

innit!


COMING UP




form a new clan stan..






Wednesday, 22 April 2020

SLICK OIL : THE BOOM THAT WAS

yo!.. sick not slick... innit!
 
 
dig this man..
 
they want ta fill..
 
the great palookaville lake..
 
with something so crude..
 
it will kill alla fish..
 
this calls fo a mass debate..
 
 
THE GREAT OIL SPILL


 

Also on Tuesday, the Texas Railroad Commission punted on the idea of mandating production cuts. Two of the three commissioners were uneasy with the idea of voting on the proposal. Ryan Sitton, the one commissioner in favor of requiring a 20 percent cut in the state’s production, argued that not voting was itself a decision, allowing the market to mete out production cuts in a disorderly fashion. “I don’t believe that inaction on our part is acceptable,” Sitton said.

Meanwhile, there are other ideas for government intervention. The oil and gas industry is lobbying the Federal Reserve to loosen its $600 billion lending facility to allow drillers to use funds to repay debt, according to Reuters.

In addition, the “Treasury [Department] could guarantee loans to distressed firms in return for equity stakes or senior debt, and Washington could use its voting shares to compel shut-ins (i.e., as part of a bargain with OPEC+),” ClearView Energy Partners wrote in a note to clients.

While the oil market drowns in oversupply, there also seems to be a glut of unusual policy responses coming from Washington aimed at bailing out the industry.

But in the face of demand destruction on the order of 25 to 30 million barrels per day (mb/d), there is very little that the U.S. government can do to head off steep production losses and bankruptcies.
 




My Plan
  • Stop the bailouts.
  • Let the oil speculators go bankrupt.
  • Let the financers take it on the chin as well.
When Does the Crash Stop?
  1. When producers stop drilling oil that is not needed.
  2. When the speculators putting on "paper oil" trades get wiped out.
Paper Oil
Oil is another example of leveraged trades. Even more so than gold, speculators will not take delivery.
For discussion of delivery issues related to gold, please see Gold "What If?" Silliness
Only Plan We Need
It's time for personal responsibility, not bailouts of favored industries.
That's the only plan we need.
Mike "Mish" Shedlock



Sechel
 Not that it would matter I think but those production cuts Trump negotiated don't take effect for a while. OPEC is meeting to enact them sooner.

Now for the silliness.

Trump wants to buy oil from U.S. producers that they keep in the ground and safe keep for the U.S. Good luck keeping track of that. 
 Seems like a cash gift
Trump is also toying with the idea of an embargo on Saudi oil purchases.

There won't be any demand until world economies start opening up again. 
We're talking a few months but it won't be like before. 
Silly for governments, our government to try and stand in front of this. 
We need to let this play out. 
Market will address it. 
High cost sites will cap wells. 
If some firms go out of business, the oil will still be there or creditors take over the company. 
We don't need to bail out hedge funds and stock holders.
Market is projecting prices recover somewhat in a few months. 
 Politicians should make note of that


Being honest is painful but freeing. Once all the ugliness is exposed to sunlight, then healing becomes possible. As long as reality is cloaked, hidden, explained away, etc., the destruction only deepens until complete collapse of the masquerade is the only possible outcome.
We've reached that point: we can no longer deny the U.S. economy is little more than a grab-bag of skims, scams, fraud and corruption. Even if Covid-19 vanished from the Earth tomorrow, or the entire economy opened tomorrow, the collapsing of the fraud bubble cannot be reversed, any more than the addict can be "cured" with some makeup to mask the devastation and clean clothing to hide all the tracks.
Let's start with the most risible fraud: "value." Every skim and scam claims to be "creating value" for shareholders, customers, the planet, etc. But it's all fraud and lies. No value is being created; what's really happening is entrenched insiders have established corrupt relationships that funnel income streams into their own pockets at the expense of everyone else, who must be kept in the dark about how the skim/scam actually works.
 
We don't just have financial bubbles that are popping; we have bubbles in trust and credibility that are popping, too. All the lies, skims, scams, excuses, frauds, bezzles, artifices, profiteering, promotional schemes and rackets are unraveling, not because the virus shut down the economy but because the enormity of all the corruption, lies and fraud is now so great that the entire status quo is collapsing under its own weight.
 
THE CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER
 heh heh heh..
 so ya see..
here in palookaville..
we got alla bases covered..
heads we win..
 tales you lose..
innit!
 
 
 

Tuesday, 21 April 2020

COCK LOCK STOCK SHOCK

yo!.. could get messy... innit!


 LOCK DOWN, COCK UP,  STOCK SHOCK 



Sechel
Michigan residents should be angry at Donald Trump..
What's stopping people from going back to work are..

swabs, reagents, test kits, gowns and masks..

The governors don't want people staying home..

its costing people their livelihoods..

and state tax revenue.


PALOOKAVILLE MASK SHORTAGE



VIX UP OIL DOWN

The collapse in oil markets comes amid a generalized economic downturn, 
with the coronavirus pandemic 
plunging most of the world’s economies into a downward spiral 
many believe will be the deepest since 
the Great Depression of the 1930s.




Courtesy of IHSMarkit's energy vice president Roger Diwan
from zeropoint

 How did you end up with negative oil prices today?

 This happens when a physical futures contract finds..
no buyers close to or at expiry.

Let me explain what that means:

A physical contract such as the NYMEX WTI has a delivery point at Cushing, OK, &
date, in this occurrence May. 
So people who hold the contract at the end of the trading window 
have to take physical deliveryof the oil 
they bought on the futures market. 
This is very rare.
It means that in the last few days of the futures trading cycle, 
(which is tomorrow for this one) speculative or paper futures positions
start rolling over to the next contract.

This is normally a pretty undramatic affair.
What is happening today is trades or speculators
who had bought the contract are
finding themselves unable to resell it, 
and have no storage booked to get delivered
the crude in Cushing, OK, where the delivery is specified in the contract.
This means that all the storage in Cushing is booked,
and there is no price they can pay to store it, 
or they are totally inexperienced in this game and are caught
holding a contract they did not understand the full physical aspect of
as the time clock expires.
A decline of over 15% in the June contract price points to real worries 
that the physical stress will continue to reverberate, 
and will force a lot more production shutdowns during May 
than the ones announced so far.
So today negative prices are the reflection of dire market conditions for producers,
with the hope that demand restart before the middle of May and that the 
June contract does not face the same fate. 


West Texas Intermediate oil prices have gone negative in a record low for the US benchmark, as the market continues to crater amid the general economic collapse.
Vanishing demand and a glut of supply have combined to heavily impact the US benchmark fuel, with prices dropping from $18.27 to close at -$37.63 a barrel on Monday – down over 300 percent from the previous day’s close. It's the first time the crude oil futures contract has ever traded in the negative since the New York Mercantile Exchange (NYMEX) started trading it in 1983.




Brexitologist
This is today, bad enough.
What about next week ? Next month ??
Anyone with any practical knowledge of the oil patch knows that this is going to get (literally) messy, very messy indeed...


Sechel
I know how we got here.
Economic Growth is weak to collapsing
America is now an oil exporter
China is not a driver of oil consumption
I'm still not sure about this price war between Saudi Arabia and Russia Some say they are colluding against American shale producers. I can't see Saudi Arabia an aly doing that. My view is Saudi Arabia was going after Russia and not colluding with them. The Saudis and Russians never cooperate.
I don't see how high cost shale and tar sand production is economically justified. High cost sites will have to be capped if that's the right term. Long term cars are moving to electric and the price of solar and wind keeps dropping. Incidentally New York State just shut its last coal plant
Oh and Donald Trump said trade wars are easy to win.
And I do think Randolph and Mortimer Duke made a killing!



Freebees2me
Where are the "Greenies"!!!??? Where are all the environmentalists....?????
Are we not now living in the world they have long sought? Are we now not living in a world where there's no demand for oil? Where there's no demand for production and workers either.....And, the trees soaking it up.... We're seeing huge reductions in CO2...
Shouldn't the Greenies' be cheering all this on? But, all we hear are crickets....



Montana33
Traders in these futures markets distort prices by buying oil
when they can't take delivery of it..
and/or selling oil they don't have.
They never expect the music to stop which is so foolish.
So now a bunch of hedge funds/oil traders who bought futures..

HAVE TO PAY FOR THE OIL!
That's right - they have to buy oil that they cannot store and cannot sell.
 Futures contacts are real..
 and if you can't roll them over into a new contract..
then you have to legally pay up..
or go bankrupt.

 This is why the price is negative -
that's the hedge funds/oil traders begging someone who is actually in the oil business
to take this oil off their hands.
Good luck with that!

I'll bet there is literally no storage space left.
The little that was there is already spoken for so.... oil prices could go down from here.
 All oil producers need to shut down completely.
 How fast can additional oil storage facilities be built?
Not fast enough.

Brent crude plunges 25%

In another alarming development, the Brent crude oil price has now plunged to an 18-year low.
Brent (sourced from the North Sea) is trading at just $19 per barrel, down 25% today alone, following the slump in US crude oil prices below zero last night.


West Texas Intermediate oil prices have gone negative in a record low for the US benchmark, as the market continues to crater amid the general economic collapse.
Vanishing demand and a glut of supply have combined to heavily impact the US benchmark fuel, with prices dropping from $18.27 to close at -$37.63 a barrel on Monday – down over 300 percent from the previous day’s close. It's the first time the crude oil futures contract has ever traded in the negative since the New York Mercantile Exchange (NYMEX) started trading it in 1983.


This Is Why the Oil Price Is About to ‘Surge’ $40 Overnight


coming up..

oil to be stored in kings college chapel..

oil to be stored in kilner jars..

jam jars..

when is a door not a door..

when it's a jar..


the oil future's not what it used ta be..

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken..

Take it with a grin of salt.



Thursday, 12 March 2020

Olympic Game

Yo! cheer leading the mob innit!

on palookaville sport today..

world leader blows out olympic flame with hot air..

olympic games cancelled...

sports jackass of the year awarded..

boeing maxed out... 

can't fly won't fly...

don't test don't tell..

figures fiddled...

what can't be contained won't be contained...

it's a marathon...

not a sprint..

oldest players face relegation...

oil slips...

contagion wins...

spectators banned...

hail mary passes...

no more fun an games...

last of the mohicans...

taking liberties...

voters cry foul as chickens come home to roost...