Showing posts with label funny money. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny money. Show all posts

Thursday, 3 September 2009

MAKE IT SO 如此做它

yo!...defying gravity...innit!


財務的PALOOKAVILLE
投降日347


bloomberg...Sept. 3 (Bloomberg) -- China’s stocks rose for a third day, driving the Shanghai Composite Index to its biggest gain in six months, on speculation regulators will adopt measures to boost the nation’s equities following declines in the past month...


...The government may take measures to stabilize the market before the 60th anniversary of the founding of the People’s Republic of China on Oct. 1, the start of a weeklong holiday.

“They want everything to be stable and in harmony,” said Francis Lun, general manager of Fulbright Securities Ltd., in an interview with Bloomberg Television today. “They will approve more stock market funds and allow them to buy into the market.”...


...here in...


...palookagrad...


...all things are possible...


...but...


...most things are fixed...



...in theory...


...the gamblers bets should be winning all the time...


...except when they do not...


...of course...


...nobody knows when this must happen...



Monday, 31 August 2009

VD day

yo!...top...innit!



PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day+345


...here in...


...palookaville...


...they think it's all over...


Now it’s looking like V for victory over recession






...everybody knows...


...government sucks...



WE HAVE WAYS OF MAKING YOU INVEST



...the souffle...


...will rise again...



...a recovery will be crammed down our throats...



...like it or not...



...he who prints the money...


...calls the shots...




VICTORY DEPRESSION DAY



...labor day to be renamed...



...every year the unemployed will get one day of work...


...it will mark the end of summer...


...the end of the recession that never was...



is it breakfast yet?




Monday, 22 June 2009

DEBT AND BET

yo!...casino capitalism...innit!



PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+274...


...In palookaville today...


...everyone is a winner...


...the chinese have made all this cheap money available...


...for their many millions of gamblers...


...to play with...


...Chinese bail-out cash heads for Macau’s casinos rather than Guangdong factories...


and

...Xie: Chinese Banks Funding Commodities Speculation, Casting Doubt on Recovery...


...so...


...funny how so much of what we are told...


...by those pollyanna people...


...is proved bollox...


...eventually...


HERE IS THE NEWS


...the fruit machine has stopped...


...payouts are history...


...get a job...


...if you can...




IN GERMANY THEY DO IT DIFFERENTLY



...Berlin weaves a deficit hair-shirt for us all...



!NON!


...Sarkozy rejects austerity measures...

Tuesday, 16 June 2009

A Zombie Because

yo!...this is not advice...


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+266...


..."The world is setting up for a big crash, again.

Market chatter over green shoots and rising prices has fueled a bear market rally that won't last, despite policymaker 'noise.'

Since the last bubble burst, governments around the world have not been focusing on reforms.

They are trying to pump a new bubble to solve existing problems.

Before inflation appears, this strategy works.

As inflation expectation rises, its effectiveness is threatened.

When inflation appears in 2010, another crash will come.

If you are a speculator and confident you can get out before it crashes, this is your market. If you think this market is for real, you are making a mistake and should get out as soon as possible. If you lost money during your last three market entries, stay away from this one – as far as you can."

petey : sounds about right to me....

always read the full article an we don't give advice. we just suckers like you...




Monday, 8 June 2009

Love Is Not The Drug

yo!...cheap debt is...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+258...


...every day here in...


...palookaville...


...we have the famous fiesta...


ECONOMY OF THE LIVING DEAD


...it's official...


...our prime minister has achieved...


...zombie status...


...dead politician walking...


...all here agree...


...it's the right thing for a zombie economy...



IT'S LIFE JIM BUT NOT AS WE KNEW IT


...long ago there was demand...


...people bought what they needed...


...and were prepared to pay real money for it...


...or...


...pay decent interest rates in order to own their own home...


...now...


...the blood has drained away...


...demand can only be brought back to life...


...by the zirp...


THE ZOMBIE INTEREST RATE


...no one here in palookaville...


...will admit that the economy is dead...


...the banks are dead...


...and...


...our great leader is now dead too...



NOTHING SUCCEEDS LIKE
EXCESS


...the zombie housing boom...


...is in all the papers...


...brown set out to bring it back to life...


...and has succeeded...


...like he succeeded with the banks...


...now everyone is happy again...


...except the savers and the pensioners...


...and the people who had the money...


...and the first time buyers who were waiting for prices to fall...


...in order for them to afford to buy...



ZOMBIE SAYS DO THIS


...the zombie economy...


...controls prices...


...and knows best what each asset is worth...


...nothing dies...


...nothing new is created...


...this may go on for some time...

..."Large swaths of Britain have been left excessively dependent on taxpayer-funded activity that has crowded out the private sector and stifled enterprise. The State accounts for more than two thirds of the economy in the North East, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. Now, with a protracted period of austerity in public spending made inescapable by the Government’s record plunge into the red, these regions will suffer disproportionately as the Treasury is forced to retrench...."

Times











Wednesday, 1 April 2009

THEN WHAT ?

yo!...over capacity...innit!



PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+194...


...in palookaville today...

...a great pow wow is taking place...

...as the great and the not so great...

...meet to try and fix the boom that's bust...


...they are to kill some chickens and drink their blood...

..and dance around and loose their selves...

...in a frenzy of fire and liquor...


THE ZOMBIE BOOM



...here in palookaville they just don't get it...


...the money they created yesterday...


...was used to buy tomorrow's stuff...


...now we all shopped out...

...an deep in debt...


...our friends in the east have invested heavily...

...in machinery...

...to make the stuff we want...

...at ever faster rates...

...and ever cheaper prices...


...in order for us to buy their stuff...

...they bought our debt...


AFTER THE MUSIC STOPPED


...all good things must come to an end...

...and in august 2007...

...the band stopped playing...



...the hope today...

...here in palookaville...

...is that by bringing the dead world boom...

...back to life...


...normal service will be resumed...


...but...


...the boom was unsustainable...

...so what next?...


GARAGE SALE OF THE CENTURY


...all over palookaville the garages are emptying out the stuff that no one wants...

...they want to put their new cars in there...

...yes...

...they have a new car already...

...and now they want out of debt...


TOO MUCH IS NOT ENOUGH


...too many factories...

...not enough buyers...


...time to grow your own home markets...


...y'all want to export your stuff...

...an keep the money...


...well...


...where's that got ya ?...



Now taxpayers bail out MPs' pensions


A fresh row over MPs' pay and perks erupted after taxpayers were asked to foot an £800,000-a-year bill to bail out their gold-plated pension scheme.

Under the plans unveiled by the Leader of the Commons, Harriet Harman, the Exchequer will increase its contribution from £12.4m to £13.2m a year. MPs will each have to pay an extra £60 a month to help fill a £51m black hole in the parliamentary pension fund.

The package was published after government financial experts found a growing deficit in the pension scheme because former MPs were living longer.

The Government Actuary said that taxpayer contributions to the scheme – already one of the most generous in the country – would have to increase by £2.1m a year to cover the shortfall.

Ms Harman said she wanted MPs to increase their payments into the scheme from 10 per cent to 11.9 per cent – equivalent to £60 a month – to help limit the extra bill for the taxpayer.

Steve Webb, the Liberal Democrat pensions spokesman, branded the decision a "spectacular own goal for MPs". "The pensions of MPs and other well-paid public sector workers have to be brought in line with reality. With members of the public losing their jobs and seeing their pensions plummet, MPs cannot insulate themselves from the harsh realities of the recession."

Susie Squire, the campaign manager at the Taxpayers' Alliance, said: "Asking for more money to plug the deficit in politicians' gold-plated pensions is an utter disgrace. These pensions have been a bottomless pit for too long, and continuing to pump in taxpayers' money is no solution in the long term.

"Why should taxpayers fund politicians retiring into the lap of luxury when they have seen their own pension reduced out of recognition? If MPs want such a generous pension, they must pay for it out of their own salary and not simply keep dipping into the pockets of hard-working people."...indy


Leading article: Time for root and branch reform




RULE THE PEOPLE : LIVE LIKE THE PEOPLE


...here in the loft...

...beulah an me an the gang...

...believe that the people who make the laws...

...should live by the laws...


...politicians should send their children to state schools...


...politicians should only use public hospitals and services...

...politicians should keep all of their assets on shore...

...and available to normal tax rates...


...they should not be able to make laws for us and avoid them themselves...

...they should have the same pension scheme as those that they rule...


...they should not have ridiculous levels of expenses...

...no government person of any government should get a tax free salary...


...ever...


...no taxation without the taxer's paying the same...



Wednesday, 4 February 2009

THE MAN WHO PAINTED THE CRASH

yo!...the paintman cometh...innit!



PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+133...


...petey the paintstick ...

...the father of depressionism ...

...has been offered a show...


...MUMMY...

...the famous art gallery in the naked city...

...is to show his paintings of the...

...great crash...

...at the annex on threadneedle st...


THE CURSE OF THE MUMMY'S TOMB


...many in the city are worried that the works will be lost in the bad bank...

...you know! the one where all the worthless assets are held...

...the establishment see all his pictures as toxic...

...and hope that a show at the tomb...

...will draw attention away from the real sh*t stored there...


ZOMBIE ART


...the critics see the mummy as a zombie queen..

...and tell of how artists shown there always meet...

...a violent obscurity...

...still there's no business like show business...



ART FOR ARTS SAKE


...some of his most famous and controversial pieces will be on view...

...'admiral paulson crosses the rubicon'...

...'the rape of the shadow banking system'...

...'the bailout of the bust'...

...'the triumph of deflation'...

...'the bailout of the bubble'...

...'never mind the collateral, feel the bust!'...


THE CRITIC SEES


...howard huges...

...the famous art critic...

...has seen the show for what it is...


..."protectionism is to depressionism...

...what...

...koons is to pop art"...



THE END


opkin : say! that sure is good news about the exhibition dude...


petey : feels just lak palm sundae!







Wednesday, 7 January 2009

MORE OF THE SAME

yo!...neither a lender no a borrower be...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+105


...the story so far...


...paintybynumbers has told beulah that he has let the pension stash shrink by 7%...


...beulah has shot him inna head with a sawn off .45...


RED DOLLARS


Willem Buiter warns of massive dollar collapse

Americans must prepare themselves for a massive collapse in the dollar as investors around the world dump their US assets, a former Bank of England policymaker has warned.

..."The past eight years of imperial overstretch, hubris and domestic and international abuse of power on the part of the Bush administration has left the US materially weakened financially, economically, politically and morally," he said. "Even the most hard-nosed, Guantanamo Bay-indifferent potential foreign investor in the US must recognise that its financial system has collapsed."

He said investors would, rightly, suspect that the US would have to generate major inflation to whittle away its debt and this dollar collapse means that the US has less leeway for major spending plans than politicians realise."

..."Schwartz warns against facile comparisons between today's world and the Gold Standard era. "This is nothing like the Depression. I don't really believe the economy as a whole is going to fall apart. Northern Rock has been the only episode of a bank failure so far," she says.

Over 4,000 US banks - a fifth - collapsed in the 1930s. There was no deposit insurance. Real economic output fell by a third, prices by a quarter, and unemployment reached a third. Real income fell by 11 per cent, 9 per cent, 18 per cent, and 3 per cent in the years to 1933.

According to Schwartz the original sin of the Bernanke-Greenspan Fed was to hold rates at 1 per cent from 2003 to June 2004, long after the dotcom bubble was over. "It is clear that monetary policy was too accommodative. Rates of 1 per cent were bound to encourage all kinds of risky behaviour," says Schwartz.

She is scornful of Greenspan's campaign to clear his name by blaming the bubble on an Asian saving glut, which purportedly created stimulus beyond the control of the Fed by driving down global bond rates. "This attempt to exculpate himself is not convincing. The Fed failed to confront something that was evident. It can't be blamed on global events," she says.

That mistake is behind us now. The lesson of the 1930s is that swift action is needed once the credit system starts to implode: when banks hoard money, refusing to pass on funds. The Fed must tear up the rule-book. Yet it has been hesitant for three months, relying on lubricants - not shock therapy.

"Liquidity doesn't do anything in this situation. It cannot deal with the underlying fear that lots of firms are going bankrupt," she says. Her view is fast spreading. Goldman Sachs issued a full-recession alert on Wednesday, predicting rates of 2.5 per cent by the third quarter. "Ben Bernanke should be making stronger statements and then backing them up with decisive easing," says Jan Hatzius, the bank's US economist.

Bernanke did indeed switch tack on Thursday. "We stand ready to take substantive additional action as needed," he says, warning of a "fragile situation". It follows a surge in December unemployment from 4.7 per cent to 5 per cent, the sharpest spike in a quarter century. Inflation fears are subsiding fast.

Bernanke insists that the Fed has leant the lesson from the catastrophic errors of the 1930s. At the late Milton Friedman's 90th birthday party, he apologised for the sins of his institutional forefathers. "Yes, we did it, we're very sorry, we won't do it again."


How to stop the recession


..."In recent speeches the Governor, Mervyn King, and the Deputy Governor, Charles Bean, have warned that – unless banks lend more to the private sector – the economy will not recover in 2009.

This credit-determines-spending doctrine is false and dangerous. The correct answer is for the government to replace the private sector in the credit process, and so to create new deposits by itself borrowing from the banks and increasing the quantity of money. Since the government has the power of taxation, its own credit-worthiness is not in doubt and it can borrow almost without limit from the banks.

In the first instance the proceeds of the banks' loans to the government would be credited to the government's deposit. But civil servants can then write cheques to the government's suppliers and add to the quantity of money. These suppliers may include some financially hard-pressed small companies, giving them immediate help. But the favourable effects of extra money should soon spread widely. Payments between different companies and individuals are on such a scale that all cash-strained companies ought to find it easier to improve their financial position.

We are of course opposed to an excessive rate of monetary growth, because that causes inflation, and favour sound public finances over the medium term. But large-scale government borrowing from the banks in early 2009 – of between, say, £50bn and £100bn – would be simple to organize given the enormous budget deficit now being incurred. That would quickly boost the quantity of money, easing the financial squeeze on British companies, and helping them to maintain jobs and investment."



Simple Logic vs. Paradox of Thrift

Simple logic would dictate that excessive spending and loose lending standards caused this crash so excessive spending and loose lending standards cannot possibly cure it. Indeed it is axiomatic that the problem cannot be the solution. The concept is so simple that Keynesian demagogues cannot see it.

Is there a Keynesian on the planet who can think more than one second ahead?

Paulson and the Keynesian fools want banks to lend. For what? What is it we need more of? Houses? Condos? Pizza Huts? Home Depots? Lowes? Nail salons? Strip Malls? Walmarts? And if by some miracle banks did lend that money and new stores were built, who is there to buy? What would happen then? Is the amount of money that can be thrown at problem unlimited? What about the problems that will create? Can problems be postponed forever? Is there a Keynesian on the planet who can think more than one second ahead?
Something For Nothing vs. Paradox of Deleveraging
Attempts to prop up the stock market, housing prices, and to stimulate lending, etc., are all doomed to fail.

The simple truth is that Keynesian economic theory is based on the same failed something for nothing theory of perpetual motion. Attempts to get something for nothing are a complete waste of both time and resources and thus can only make matters worse.
Let's look at this still another way. In Austrian economics terms, saving is what is left over (not consumed) from production.

Keynesian theory suggests you can have something today and tomorrow which is of course as preposterous as having your cake and eating it too. In simple terms one cannot consume what one does not produce, at least not forever.

Spending now will only borrow from future production. The United States has been doing that for decades and all we have to show for it is an exodus of manufacturing jobs from the United States to China, and a housing bubble of epic proportion.

There is no paradox. The United States has borrowed itself into oblivion. Consumers have finally seen the light and are attempting to save in spite of horrible economic policy encouraging them to do otherwise."

Mike "Mish" Shedlock
http://globaleconomicanalysis.blogspot.com



deadpetey : y'all should read the lot dudes...

vince : whahoppen? musky?

musky : paintbrush got shottin a head...

opkin : is he gon be OK?

spidah : shure...lucky dude...no vital organs...in he head man...



and this from the market ticker...

Break the momentum of the recession?

Mr. Obama, with all due respect, would you please stop lying?

See, I know full well that you're not one of the 99% of America that is too stupid (or simply uneducated) to understand exponents. And I certainly hope Michelle isn't, seeing as she has an advanced degree.

See, government caused this mess. That's right. It enabled people like Madoff, it conspired with the lenders, including Fannie and Freddie (the revolving door in DC with those two was not only incestuous it was outrageous and feckless besides) to pump asset values in a puerile attempt to prevent the recession in 2000 from working off credit excess and then to put a nice cherry on top of it government put in American's heads that they should just "go out and shop" after a terrorist attack - whether we had any money or not.

As a consequence what was a fairly serious recession that had to be suffered in 2000 was "kicked down the road" and due to the power of exponents has now turned into something far worse.

The "far worse" isn't an accident, it isn't a coincidence, and it isn't a part of the "natural business cycle." It was caused by the direct actions of government, including yours as a Senator.

I expected more from you, even though knowing you're a politician, my expectations were somewhat tempered. After all, we know that politicians are the easiest to read in terms of honesty any time their lips are moving: they're lying...."



Wednesday, 24 December 2008

UP THE GARDEN PATH act 2

yo!...alladin insane....innit?


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+96


...while shepherds washed their socks by night...

...all seated onna grahnd...


BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR


...the story so far...

...the audience have been led up the garden path by the politix anna banks...

...this is their last Christmas in work...

...they savins have been de-interested and their currency devalued...

...they house value is way down anna negative equity is nokkin onna door...

...they pension pot is lak a scrotum inna arctic sea...

...they holiday abroad is off...


BUT THE SHOW MUST GO ON


...aladdin has freed the genie fromma bottle an made a wish...number one of three...


...ah wan a end ta leverage restrictions so as a 'vestment banks can go for it big time...


...the genie laughs his bollocks...off as a huge credit bubble grows out of the stage...


aladdin : WTF..!...ah dint mean it ta go lak at...Gdude...stop the credit bubble man...


...no sooner are the woids ahter his gob than...the Gdude laughs again an...


...whummmppppp!!!...lehman bros. is toast...as credit contracts...

...an two trillion bucks go up in smoke...


aladdin : F**k me!....oooohhhhhh sh*t......the genie laughs agin....


....aladdin is seen runnin fo his dear ass....


Gdude : cool it large bald aladdin!...i aint gon nail yo ass...ah nood thet wern't yo wish...


aladdin : ok...ah wants 700,000,000,000,000(whatever)bucks ta wipe uppa mess inna banks...


...the genie laughs agin...


ALLA DOUGH BIN MADE OFF WI


...the vezzel wiya bezzle...has a pellet wiya poison...


...the pension fromma palace has a brew wot is true...



snowhite : (sotto voce)(to the audience) pssst!...don tell at painty bastard...

...but ahm glad he guardin me stash an not at bezzle b*stard...

...still avvin said that...santa look all pooped aht ta me...



NB chart is uk based and funds reflect the effect of currency movements


charts from equitable life are used as an illustration of sector performance comparisons only
and not as a commentary on their investment performance. no opinion is offered here either for or against equitable life as a pension company...

...they just happen to have these charts...
...which i find very helpful...
...when comparing sector fund performance...


...THEY IS A DISCLAIMER AT THE TOP O THE PAGE...

...THIS AINT ADVICE AN WE AINT IN BUSINESS...

...WE JUS SUCKERS LAK YOU...

...PISSIN INNA WIND...












Monday, 22 December 2008

UP THE GARDEN PATH

yo!...itta pantomime...innit?


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+95


...we three kings from orient are...

...one with a bucket an one wiya jar...

...one onna scoota...pappin it's hoota...

...followin yonder star...



...in palookaville we take Christmas seriously...


...our panto this year is 'up the garden path' by henry gibson...



...a cast of thousands is bin vyin fo a parts wot stars is born of...


petey : ah gone be sinbad cos i gets ta wear a sword...

beulah : ah bags be snowhite cos i gotta cute ass...

laverne : shoot! ah bets at painty bastard meks me be a wicked witch...

...jus becos i gotta wart on me nose...


SNOW WHITE AND THE CRUNCH CREDITS


...featurin --- dubbya as dopey, obama as doc, admiral brown as grumpy, mervyn king as sleepy, gordon trichet as happy...

...and introducin...the american economy as sneezy...


...admiral paulson as aladdin wot lets a genie outa a bottle...


...featurin the fed as the fairy godmother...


...uk economy gone be cinderella...


...nouriel roubini be prince charmin...


...bernanky as the wizard of oz...


LIVE AT THE PALOOKAVILLE ODEON


...here come the plot...

...the capitalist world has been captured by the big bad wolf...who has blown down the gingerbread cottage...built on sand...


...the workin stiffs are bein held inna tower, inna frozen forest of socialism...


...the banks have been taken over by the state in a vain attemt...

...to reflate the financial souflee...


...a great ponzi scheme has been revealed...in place of the financial system...

...and alla kings horses an alla kings men...

...cannot put humpty dumpty back together again...


...sinbad has been saved from bankruptzy by jason and the argonauts who have all their money in golden fleeces....an silver...


...upstairs...inna gods...zeus anna gang are laughing they bollocks off...

...atta twats dahn here inna auditorium o the palookaville odeon...



aladdin : open sesame an lets have a butchers at yo treasure...


goldilocks : f*ck off aladdin we wuz jus allright on our own in heah...

...yo panto dudes jus f*ck it all up...


wizard of oz : follow the yellow brick road...


cinders : get yo freakin maulers offa me ya crazy b...

buttons : cool it sista...yo caint swear inna panto...


puss in boots : where alla credit gone dudes?

audience : itz behind you!..

grumpy brown : oh no itz not...


imf : oh yes it is...


dick wittinghton : 'cats goin crazy fo ta sell they houses...


the grand ole duke o york : had £10,000, an then theys woz worth 10,000 euros...

...and once me funds woz up...an then me funds woz dahn...an now they only halfway up...

...which is neither up nor dahn?..


...INTERVAL...


...act two...


DEEP SHIT '09


...cardboard is the new bricks an morta...


...after a rally towards the inauguration of doc obama...shocks an scares head south...


...again...


...itta black swan song fo a capialism...anna chinese don lak it...


widow twanky : wot fo we gotta be goin broke when it woz em western gits wot started it?


nanky poo : ah so! ...velly sirry western porritix...innit!



dopey : so long suckers...ha,ha,ha!...


Ozzeh : yo! where alla dosh gone man?...

...ah don geddit...one minute we was sailin along onna crest o a bubble...then whumppp!!



paulie : it aint me babe...no..no..no..it aint me babe...it aint me yo lookin for...babe!



sinbad : this panto sucks man...a lak it betta when we woz playin DORKTREK...




















Friday, 19 December 2008

SANITY IN REVERSE

yo!...where that sanity b*stard?...innit!

PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+91


...in palookaville we take Christmas seriously...


beulah : wot sort o xmas is it when a sanity rally aint been allowed ta git goin?...

laverne : evva yeah a shocks an scares giz it a big finish...

...ta mek alla suckers appy...

...nah it done gone sad an dismal...

beulah : big fat red an white git gone run off wiya goodwill...




zooneh : chill aht sista!...yo jumpin a gun innit?..


paintremover : jus look atta chart gels...yo stash is rallyin...so far!


NB chart is uk based and funds reflect the effect of currency movements


'FLATION GONNA FLIP


ambrose : ..."
Clearly the US is already in the grip of debt-deflation. "The obvious conclusion is that the Fed should print money to purchase private sector assets so as to drive up their price," he said.

Fed chief Ben Bernanke does not need prompting. He made his name as a Princeton professor studying the "credit channel" causes of depressions. Now fate has put him in charge of the channel.

Under his guidance, the Fed has this week pledged to "employ all available tools" to stave off deflation - and damn the torpedoes. It will purchase "large quantities of agency debt and mortgage-backed securities." It will evaluate "the potential benefits of purchasing longer-term Treasury securities," i.e, printing money to pay the Pentagon.

Put bluntly, the Fed is deliberately stoking inflation. At some point it will succeed. Then the risk flips quickly to spiralling inflation as the elastic snaps back. There will be a second point of danger.

By late 2009, if not before, the bond vigilantes may start to fret about the liquidity lake. They will worry that the Fed may have to start feeding its holdings of debt back onto the market. The Fed's balance sheet has already risen from $800bn in September to $2.2 trillion this month. It will be $3 trillion by early next year.

"The bond markets could go into free fall," said Marc Ostwald from Monument Securities.

"The Fed went into this all guns blazing just as the Neo-cons went into Iraq thinking it was a great idea to get rid of Saddam, without planning an exit strategy. As soon as we get the first uptick in inflation, the markets are going to turn and say this is what we feared would happen all along. Then what?" he said.

New Star's Simon Ward said all three measures of the US broad money supply are flashing recovery. M2 has risen at annual rate of 17pc over three months.

"It has all changed since the Fed began buying commercial paper in October. If the money supply is booming at 20pc in six months, inflation will become a concern. Given that public debt ratios are already on an explosive path, we risk a debt trap," he said....telegraph


vince : is he right musky?




charts from equitable life are used as an illustration of sector performance comparisons only
and not as a commentary on their investment performance. no opinion is offered here either for or against equitable life as a pension company...

...they just happen to have these charts...
...which i find very helpful...
...when comparing sector fund performance...


...THEY IS A DISCLAIMER AT THE TOP O THE PAGE...

...THIS AINT ADVICE AN WE AINT IN BUSINESS...

...WE JUS SUCKERS LAK YOU...

...PISSIN INNA WIND...

Friday, 14 November 2008

THE FUTURE IS NOT WHAT IT WAS

yo!...crystal bollox...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+56


...show me the way to go home...ahm tired an i wanna go ta bed...

...the story so far...

...a Christmas song is jangling inna background as George Baily careers across the slushy boulevard of Bedford Falls...

...he wishes he hadnay been born...

...harry Potter wants ta rename Bedford Falls...PALOOKAVILLE...

...Potter has magicked away the credit from the thrift that Baily runs...

...the stupid shmuck thought that ordinary people could profit from home ownership...

...wotta dunce!

...the wand was really the handle of the one armed bandit from the Vegas FED...

...Potter made it lever up the mortgage market...credit became the oil of the economic machine...

...then, at holiday time, while every one was out buyin stuff...
...potter waved the wand an the credit disappeared...

...puff went the smoke an mirrors...sh*t went the bloggers...jingle went the mail...

beulah : aye...we're aaalll...doooooommed......dooommed ah tell ee..


THE FUTURE THAT WAS

...people believed in the bubble an cashed in their paper gains on their homes as if they would keep on growing forever...

...Potter has now got them by the short an curlies an is lookin forward to explosive rental growth...

...he has been helped by the governments as they needed him to run this sh*t in order to maintain the illusion of prosperity upon which the voters smoked...

...now down has come cradle...baby an all...the keys is inna mail a jinglin an a janglin...

...an a further a property values fall...the further a debts rise...the bollox believe that things will bottom without the value of houses bottoming...

...well...good luck with that!...

peteyMacNeice : ..."the glass is fallin hour by hour, the glass will fall fo evva...

...but if you break the bloody glass...you'll no hold up the weather...



Saturday, 20 September 2008

THE AVENGERS TAKE OVER..!!!

GREY HOUSE lawn PALOOKAVILLE stardate capitulation day +3

it lookes like the three stooges + someones brother-in-law standing outside the french doors to the greyhouse garden....giving a press conference onna state o a union after the blitz.

DOCTOR DOOM has been attacking the western economy with anti-money created out of nowhere by the one armed bandit atta LAS VEGAS FED... left THERE, as it turns out, fo a apes to find... by none other than DD hissel.

the anti-money has reacted with the ponzi-money in WALL st. to cause a massive deleveraging black hole that is turnig banks inta fallin dominoes and now the three stooges have asked the FANTASTIC FOUR to come to the rescue....

peteyapainter : yo! sh*t innit?...me an beulah here hidin inna shrubbery by the french doors atta greyhouse!
only we can see what the three stooges are wearin unner a stuffed shirts.... it be blue unnerwear...long blue unnerwear wiya 4 inna white coycle onna chests...

the tall, bald one who is meant ta be PRESIDENT paulson is really READ RICHARDS the elastic man... an he be gon stretch hissell arahnd a TOXIC 'vestments an lock em away inna negative zone.

the short, stocky guy wiya squinty eyes is ex-president brush aka the thing an he gone clobber alla investors that sell oat!

the guy next ta im is a WIZARD O OZ .. .aka the human torch an he be gon shout 'flame on' an fly arahnd a place chukkin dough atta folks onna grahnd!

lastly, the brother-in-law gon be a invisible girl an he gon disappear somewhere!

so far the FF have lost every battle to DD an now they look pretty shagged out an lost for what ta do nex...

paulson : look out! DOOM's about!
torchy : FLAME ON...
brush : ITZ CLOBBERIN TIME!
invisible girl : include me out!...

peteypantywaiste : yo! sh*eeeettttt!!! DD is winnin hans dahn anna dominoes is topplin...

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!

Yaaaayyyyy!!!! alla gang inna countin house gone apesh*t cossa it ovva nah!!! a VENGERS ere an DD gon be whupped bad.

pretty soon alla msn wot shudda know betta is droolin allovva a beers an busted stocks is risin an a sun commin aht...

woz it the sight o CAP an BUCKY, or was it THE SCARLET WITCH? we may nevva know but all ovva a wurl markets is FIXED an a NEW DEAL is... 'vestments can only be INvestments an
go up alla time...alla suckers wot was hopin to invest atta fair price has been SLAPPED SILLY by aVENGERS anna FF...

to be continued.......