Showing posts with label hedge funds. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hedge funds. Show all posts

Thursday, 5 February 2009

A DEPRESSIONIST MANIFESTO

yo!...academic...innit!



PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+135...


...the last great movement of the old century has died...


...debtism and all of it's proponents are discredited...

...the academy has looked in vain for it's return...

...but...

...the boomists are just a bunch of art clowns and have no substance...


SINIFICANT I TRANSENDENT


...the momentum is with the depressionists...

...they see the future as different from the past...

...where there was credit...

...there is debt...


...where there was growth...

...there is contraction...


...where there was inflation...

...deflation...


LET THERE BE SOLVENCY


...in the beginning there was trade...

...then there was finance...

...then there was leverage...

...then there was debt...

...then there was darkness...


DEBTRUNNER


...household debt has reached the nexus phase...

...but...

...incept dates have failed to retire the nexus debts...

...a new bread of financial police have been created to default the debtors...

...this is not called bankruptcy...

...this is called financial murder...


The plight facing Britain is uncannily similar to the 1930s, since prices of many assets —from shares to house prices — are falling at record rates, but the value of the debt against which they are held remains unchanged.

This “debt deflation” is among the most painful of all economic phenomena, since it means the amount families owe increases each year even if they borrow no more.


LET THERE BE LIGHT


...the banks have sought to keep us in the dark...

...they are lying about their exposure to toxic assets...

...the boomists are feeding them ever bigger gobbits of our money...

...what we get in return is...

...the mushroom treatment...

..."keep em in the dark and cover em in sh*t"


...meanwhile they continue to pay themselves huge bonuses...

...with our money...


BOOM BOOM BROWN


...the king of the boomists...

...is trying to create a zombie state...


...you start with a client state...

...where everyone is on the payroll...

...then you bankrupt the country...

...then you reflate the bust banks and property bubble...

...then you tax everything that moves or breathes...

...until all economic life is dead...


petey : hello? anyone out there?


Sunday, 4 January 2009

BLOG ONNA HOT TIN ROOF

yo!...cop fo this...


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+103


liam : ..."
The UK - like most Western economies - is in a grave situation. Our money markets are frozen, denying vital liquidity to millions of credit-worthy firms. Unless the inter-bank market reboots, then even hastily revised 2009 Western growth forecasts - down from 2-3pc a year ago to a 1-2pc contraction now - could turn out to be too optimistic. We face the very real danger of chronic unemployment across the so-called "advanced economies" and widespread social unrest.

Yet the Keynesian bail-out solution, accepted as "essential" by practically every mainstream commentator, will do nothing to unfreeze our credit markets. It's even more dangerous than the disease it's supposed to cure.

Panicked politicians have now closed their ears to reason and are ripping up the rules. And as the bail-out continues, and the investment banks channel public funds to senior executives, the vested interests that caused this crisis are adding insult to injury.

With failure and incompetence thus rewarded, huge damage is being done to the very fabric of Western market-driven commerce. That could spark a damaging populist backlash, recreating the economic dark ages of heavy regulation and state diktat, crushing the entrepreneurial spirit that has long driven human progress." Sunday Telegraph


irwin : ..."The federal government is determined to shore up almost any firm that claims to be too big or “too interconnected to fail”, and to rebuild the nation’s infrastructure, broadly defined. Skittish consumers are borrowing and spending less, but government spending will more than make up for this. The wall of money stashed in low-paying Treasury IOUs will sooner or later wash back into shares and corporate bonds. The $500 billion that Bernanke will use to buy up mortgage-backed securities cannot but help to loosen that part of the credit market, just as the bailout of General Motors’ credit arm, GMAC, will make it easier for less credit-worthy consumers to buy cars with no down-payment and no interest charges. Moves such as that might be recreating the excess credit culture that brought us to this pass, but better that than a prolonged recession — so believe politicians for whom the 2010 elections are just around the corner, and Bernanke, whose claim to academic fame is his study of the causes of the Great Depression.

It will be surprising indeed if all of these moves don’t put the economy on the path to recovery by the end of the year. And on the path to a round of inflation that Larry Summers, tipped to occupy the Fed chairman’s seat, and other Obama advisers feel they can pinch off by quickly draining excess liquidity from the economy by raising interest rates and — you guessed it — taxes. Holders of dollars hope these economist-paragons are not prisoners of their adoring press; otherwise, the dollar will race the pound to the bottom of the currency heap." Sunday Times


from the big picture : ..."Readers often ask me about Richard Russell’s (Dow Theory Letters) viewpoint on the stock market. Here is his latest take on matters: “It occurs to me that this is a good time to remember my old friend Marty Zweig’s classic warnings: ‘Don’t fight the tape, don’t fight the Fed’. Well, if you are bearish on 2009, you are indeed fighting the Fed and probably the tape. Why do I say that? Because the Bernanke Fed is going all out in its effort to turn the US economy around. Bernanke says the Fed will do whatever it takes to halt the current trend to deflation and to bring back prosperity and mild inflation to the US.

mish : ..."Bernanke Correctly Judged Nothing

Bernanke considers himself an expert on the great depression and on the Japanese deflation as well. Trying to act quickly, Bernanke has come out blazing with 8 new policy tools, including the TALF, TARP, PDCF, ABCPMMMF, CPFF, TAF, and MMIFF to go on top of Open Market Operations, Discount Rate setting, and setting reserve requirements.

The result so far is deflation. The result in Japan was deflation.

There is only one way to defeat deflation and that is to not let the conditions that foster it to build up in the first place. What caused this deflationary bust is the credit boom that preceded it. What caused the great depression was the credit boom that preceded it. Hoover's policies and FDR's policies made the great depression worse.

Bernanke's policies are going to make this depression worse. Yes, I used the word depression. It may not be as big as the great depression, but the word "recession" does not do justice to what we are in and what is coming down the pike." mish


painty : jus a few thoughts from out there...

...oh...yeah! an this from marc faber...nod ta big picture...

Wednesday, 24 December 2008

UP THE GARDEN PATH act 2

yo!...alladin insane....innit?


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+96


...while shepherds washed their socks by night...

...all seated onna grahnd...


BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR


...the story so far...

...the audience have been led up the garden path by the politix anna banks...

...this is their last Christmas in work...

...they savins have been de-interested and their currency devalued...

...they house value is way down anna negative equity is nokkin onna door...

...they pension pot is lak a scrotum inna arctic sea...

...they holiday abroad is off...


BUT THE SHOW MUST GO ON


...aladdin has freed the genie fromma bottle an made a wish...number one of three...


...ah wan a end ta leverage restrictions so as a 'vestment banks can go for it big time...


...the genie laughs his bollocks...off as a huge credit bubble grows out of the stage...


aladdin : WTF..!...ah dint mean it ta go lak at...Gdude...stop the credit bubble man...


...no sooner are the woids ahter his gob than...the Gdude laughs again an...


...whummmppppp!!!...lehman bros. is toast...as credit contracts...

...an two trillion bucks go up in smoke...


aladdin : F**k me!....oooohhhhhh sh*t......the genie laughs agin....


....aladdin is seen runnin fo his dear ass....


Gdude : cool it large bald aladdin!...i aint gon nail yo ass...ah nood thet wern't yo wish...


aladdin : ok...ah wants 700,000,000,000,000(whatever)bucks ta wipe uppa mess inna banks...


...the genie laughs agin...


ALLA DOUGH BIN MADE OFF WI


...the vezzel wiya bezzle...has a pellet wiya poison...


...the pension fromma palace has a brew wot is true...



snowhite : (sotto voce)(to the audience) pssst!...don tell at painty bastard...

...but ahm glad he guardin me stash an not at bezzle b*stard...

...still avvin said that...santa look all pooped aht ta me...



NB chart is uk based and funds reflect the effect of currency movements


charts from equitable life are used as an illustration of sector performance comparisons only
and not as a commentary on their investment performance. no opinion is offered here either for or against equitable life as a pension company...

...they just happen to have these charts...
...which i find very helpful...
...when comparing sector fund performance...


...THEY IS A DISCLAIMER AT THE TOP O THE PAGE...

...THIS AINT ADVICE AN WE AINT IN BUSINESS...

...WE JUS SUCKERS LAK YOU...

...PISSIN INNA WIND...












Saturday, 13 December 2008

THE CREDIT CRUNCH BOXED SET

yo!...the present fo someone wot lost...evvathang...innit!

WARNING...contains scenes of a sexual nature...an bad language...

...fromma start...



PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+85


...here in palookaville we take Christmas seriously...

...beulah gives me a list of all the stuff she dreams of...

...an i get ta shop till i stop...


beulah : say...painty, honey...wot yo gon want fo xmas?


painty : shucks honeh!...ah got alla wants...right heh inna loft...gotta good woman...

...wot lurvs meh...xxx! ...

...sista laverne wot dotes on meh...gotta half cat dog, a spidah wi seven legs...

...a mouse wi a tale as big as a rat! ...an zooneh ta 'vise me onna 'vestments...yeh?


beulah : why ya great big hunk a man you! ...ah gotta gets ya a likkle sumat ta open...

...onna big day...


painty : ok! ...honeh...yo win!...ah'd lakka boxed set...o credit crunch sh*t...

...ya know...a pandora type trunk wots got alla nasty, f**kin, b*stards an twats...

...wot caused a crunch...an then them as has made it worse...

...alla pictures an headlines an stuff...fancy grafix an charts...

...alla klutzes fromma main stream bollox...anna politix...

...the bailouts an busts, the dole queues(thats lines fo yo 'merican dudes)...

an foreclosures, repos an clapsed currencies...

...a box o sh*t ta stick up inna loft fo posterity...sumat ta look back on next time...

...cos sure as sh*t...some f**ker gon do it all agin...jus lak they done it all before...


MONEY DON GROW ON TREES


...ma daddy allus tol us that...an he right...in fact...they aint no such critter...

...no siree...jus one arm bandits...credit machines...creatin debt outa thin air...

...it alla lie...just a stick ta hit yo with...yo gimmee yo gold an i give you some paper...

...ha ha ha...takin a piss! ...innit?

Wednesday, 17 September 2008

CAPITULATION DAY

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...................................................................

whahoppen? wattat ssahn?

sayin stop! hey..whats that sound? evvabody look whats goin down.....STOP! hey whats that sou...

itta DORKPRIZE innit.... enjin stopped...that the sahnd o silence man!

clouds hang over world stock markets and the ticking grows ever louder in the still silence...the countdown has begun and soon the alien HEDGE FUNDS will, in unison, start to attack the last surviving banks and financial stocks....

in NEW YORK the aliens are eatin skyscrapers an wall st. will nevva look a same agin....