Showing posts with label crunch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crunch. Show all posts

Saturday, 27 February 2010

THE BEAUTIFUL DEBT

yo!...game over...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL

...final score...


...here in palookaville...


...the game is up...


Recovery? Who are you trying to kid?

We are in a deep hole – and it looks like we’ll be down there for quite some time, says Jeremy Warner.


...course...jezzer used to be a booster...

...but...

...that was then...



JOIN THE CLUB

Portsmouth goes into administration


...hoping to win trophies with debt...


...debt and players wages bust the club...


...football is as bust as the banks...


...why not grow your own local players and...


...play football...


...not financial games...?


California is a greater risk than Greece, warns JP Morgan chief



...debt is doom...


Thursday, 3 September 2009

MAKE IT SO 如此做它

yo!...defying gravity...innit!


財務的PALOOKAVILLE
投降日347


bloomberg...Sept. 3 (Bloomberg) -- China’s stocks rose for a third day, driving the Shanghai Composite Index to its biggest gain in six months, on speculation regulators will adopt measures to boost the nation’s equities following declines in the past month...


...The government may take measures to stabilize the market before the 60th anniversary of the founding of the People’s Republic of China on Oct. 1, the start of a weeklong holiday.

“They want everything to be stable and in harmony,” said Francis Lun, general manager of Fulbright Securities Ltd., in an interview with Bloomberg Television today. “They will approve more stock market funds and allow them to buy into the market.”...


...here in...


...palookagrad...


...all things are possible...


...but...


...most things are fixed...



...in theory...


...the gamblers bets should be winning all the time...


...except when they do not...


...of course...


...nobody knows when this must happen...



Friday, 10 July 2009

PASSPORT TO PALOOKAVILLE

yo!...suckers...innit!


PALOOKAGRAD FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+293


...nobody here in...


...palookagrad...


...gives a f**k...


...about the new price of a passport...


DEFLATION DEFEATED


...certainly not the commissars at the BBC...


...whose pay is so high that they cannot ever spend it all...


...not the politicians who are rolling in expenses and have vast earnings...


...from their clients in the lobbies...


...at £77 per adult...


...nobody here is going anyhere...


THE PALOOKAGRAD WALL


...the crisis in government caused by their inability...


...to fund the new wall to keep in all the proles...


...has been averted...


...we have a tape of the cabinet in the politbureau...


brown : we have to stop people traveling...


dark brown : the b*stards think that the world is their oyster...


light brown : we have increased the tax on petrol and diesel...


mc brown : we have taxed air travel...


golden brown : we have increased the cost of a passport by 4-500%...


bust brown : the f**kers won't catch the bus...


incapability brown : they'll catch the f**kin flu though...


new brown : we should tax bikes...


old brown : I'm onnit boss...


chairman brown : we will stop the b*stards saving if it's the last thing we do!!...


petey : pitiful...innit!





Wednesday, 24 June 2009

GROW YOUR OWN DOPE

yo!..plant an investor...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+276...

...
Wall Street struggles for direction...

...“I don’t think this is the start of a major pull-back,” said Jeff Kleintop, chief market strategist at LPL Financial Services.

“Buyers and sellers have come together and begun to agree on a fair price following the powerful rally, which is why we have seen sideways trade.”

But Tim Howkins, chief executive of IG Group, said: “Equities need to go down again. They bounced too quickly and the feeling is

we still need to see a complete capitulation.”...FT


NOT IF BUT WHEN


...here, this morning...

...in palookaville...

...we await capitulation...

...we have been denied for so long...

...the zombie forces ranged against us...

...are legion...

...and well entrenched...

...they believe that they know the correct prices for all the various...

...financial assets...


...until the forces of creative destruction...

...rally to the cause...

...the zombies will continue to hold sway...


CAPITULATION DAY


...will arrive...

...eventually...

...the longer it takes...

...the greater the eventual bill...

...two lost decades in Japan...

...have not taught the zombie masters...

...that they do more harm than good...

Wednesday, 11 March 2009

IF ONLY...BUT ALSO

yo!...down the plughole...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+175...


AND THE NEXT 'FLATION WILL BE


lex : ..."Anyway, what might trigger a rise in inflation? That is the biggest stumbling block for worry-worts. The unwinding of the credit boom of the past 10 years will require higher savings, weak consumption and low investment, probably well into the next decade. That ensures demand will remain weak, and with it inflation too...."FT





'Sell every asset except gilts'

Conventional assets – even gold – are no good as hedges against the inevitable deflation, says one asset manager.

AND

Inflation will kill the gilt rally in the end

The announcement by the monetary authorities in the UK that a policy of quantatitive easing (QE) would be implemented was greeted with euphoria by the gilt market.


BUT ALSO

EXPORT I MANUFACTURE I MANUFACTURE I EXPORT

...here in palookaville we have always been told...

...our economy is f**ked bescause we have too small...

...a manufacturing base...

...we do not export enough...


...but look around the world and what do you see...

...world exports falling off a cliff...

...the great manufacturing economies...

...collapsing with them...



IF ONLY

...christopher fildes...

...spoke of the 'if only' brigade...

...if only the BOE were independent...

...if only we exported more...

...if only we manufactured more...

...if only we had a strong currency...

...if only the banks would lend more...

...if only we could re-start the boom...

...if only people did not talk the economy down...

...if only we could stop the short sellers...


WELL

IF ONLY

THE POLITIX WOULD STOP FIDDLING


...like taking power from the BOE and giving it to the FSA...

...like robbing the pension funds...

...like robbing the savers...

...scrapping PEPs...

...increasing tax complexity...

...creating a client state...

...busting the economy...

...increasing the national debt...

...busting final salary pension schemes...

...while MPs have voted themselves...

...bigger salaries and better pension entitlements...


NB chart is uk based and funds reflect the effect of currency movements


charts from equitable life are used as an illustration of sector performance comparisons only
and not as a commentary on their investment performance. no opinion is offered here either for or against equitable life as a pension company...

...they just happen to have these charts...
...which i find very helpful...
...when comparing sector fund performance...


...THERE IS A DISCLAIMER AT THE TOP O THE PAGE...

...THIS AINT ADVICE AN WE AINT IN BUSINESS...

...WE JUS SUCKERS LAK YOU...

...PISSIN INNA WIND...








Thursday, 5 February 2009

A DEPRESSIONIST MANIFESTO

yo!...academic...innit!



PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+135...


...the last great movement of the old century has died...


...debtism and all of it's proponents are discredited...

...the academy has looked in vain for it's return...

...but...

...the boomists are just a bunch of art clowns and have no substance...


SINIFICANT I TRANSENDENT


...the momentum is with the depressionists...

...they see the future as different from the past...

...where there was credit...

...there is debt...


...where there was growth...

...there is contraction...


...where there was inflation...

...deflation...


LET THERE BE SOLVENCY


...in the beginning there was trade...

...then there was finance...

...then there was leverage...

...then there was debt...

...then there was darkness...


DEBTRUNNER


...household debt has reached the nexus phase...

...but...

...incept dates have failed to retire the nexus debts...

...a new bread of financial police have been created to default the debtors...

...this is not called bankruptcy...

...this is called financial murder...


The plight facing Britain is uncannily similar to the 1930s, since prices of many assets —from shares to house prices — are falling at record rates, but the value of the debt against which they are held remains unchanged.

This “debt deflation” is among the most painful of all economic phenomena, since it means the amount families owe increases each year even if they borrow no more.


LET THERE BE LIGHT


...the banks have sought to keep us in the dark...

...they are lying about their exposure to toxic assets...

...the boomists are feeding them ever bigger gobbits of our money...

...what we get in return is...

...the mushroom treatment...

..."keep em in the dark and cover em in sh*t"


...meanwhile they continue to pay themselves huge bonuses...

...with our money...


BOOM BOOM BROWN


...the king of the boomists...

...is trying to create a zombie state...


...you start with a client state...

...where everyone is on the payroll...

...then you bankrupt the country...

...then you reflate the bust banks and property bubble...

...then you tax everything that moves or breathes...

...until all economic life is dead...


petey : hello? anyone out there?


Sunday, 11 January 2009

THE MORE I SAVE...THE MORE I LOSE

yo!...hell hath no fury...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+109...


...on sunset boulevard...peterthepainter lies...

...face down in vilma banky's pool...

...beulah...a famous ex gansta's moll...

...has shot him inna head with a reactivated .45...



...the lazy, painty b*stard had shrunk the pension stash...


GIRL ON A RAMPAGE



beulah : who soever seeks ta f**k up mi finances shall...pay!...

...itz that brown wot done it...

...alla msm bollox are too scared ta tell atruth...

...he caused us ta lose...

...our pension stash
...our holiday...our savins interest...


BROWN : BLAME ANYONE BUT ME


...he allas sayin it were a sub prime or it caused by america...


...he says he saved the world...that he saved the banks...


...but the banks is still bust...an they won't lend...


...an they gon be commin back fo mo...



BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS


edmond conway :..."

Definitive proof that the Bank of England saw the financial crisis coming


edmond conway : ..."As we wrote in our City Comment that day: "One statistic in particular shows precisely how exposed the City is to the bursting of the household debt bubble. At the beginning of 2001, our banks were not lending customers any more than the total amount of deposits they held. By the end of 2005, banks were lending customers £500bn in cash which simply wasn't in the vaults. Should customers default on their loans, these banks could be in trouble, having to resort to borrowing chunks of money at penal interbank rates."

Not only did the Bank's report, which can be found here (page 28 is the one on the funding gap - p30 on the pdf version), lay out the City's increased reliance on wholesale funding - it also warned that this leaves banks extremely vulnerable in the event of a slowdown. Now, the Bank was not the first to diagnose the seeds of the crisis: there were one or two hedge funds which were already trading on the likelihood of a UK banking breakdown caused by this reliance on securitisation. There were plenty of commentators warning on the excessive build-up of debt. But as far as I can tell this was about the earliest warning on the problems inherent to the UK mortgage market.

The report completely debunks the notion that the financial crisis came as a surprise to the City, or indeed the Bank. The Government had been warned explicitly not by some crackpot economist but by its own employees in Threadneedle Street about precisely how the crisis could erupt. Not only this, but the report also revealed that its "war games" plotting out scenarios including a credit crunch revealed that a debt-fuelled crisis could cause a severe UK recession, a 25pc fall in house prices and a wiping out of a third of banks' tier one capital - around £40bn at the time. It is difficult to think how it could have made more noise about the possible risks the debt build-up entailed...."


...Of course, the eventual crisis has been far greater than even this worst-case scenario, but remember that this was a warning delivered more than a year before the securitisation markets broke down in August 2007. Had it been heeded in Government, Northern Rock - not to mention the rest of the banking system - could very possibly have been saved from complete collapse. The UK could have been let off with a mild rather than severe recession. House prices could have been brought back under control, rather than booming again for another breakneck year of growth." Telegraph


HERE IS THE NEWS

...vilma banky looks out of the orangery at the leaves floatin in her new pool...

...yikes!...is that petey?...floatin there?


...petey is sayin nuthin...not because he's dead...

...thats just a minor detail inna much bigger plot...


...he's waitin fo beulah ta git dahn ta the msm bollox...


...she gon tell em fo sho...


...yo sat on yo asses an did nowt...

...while brown and his gang...


...bullied their way ta this bust...


...the plan ta bust the country was in place from the start...


...increase taxes, increase the public sector workforce, create a client state...


...put alla the voters onna state payroll, nationalise the banks...


...punish savers, rob the private pensions, complicate the tax system...


...increase treasury power, politicise the civil service...


HERE IS THE BILL


...a devalued currency...

...unsustainable public finances...

...insolvent banks...

...pension funds in deficit...

...no income for people who rely on interest on their savings...

...house price crash...

...negative equity...

...first time buyers kept out of the housing market...

...rapidly rising unemployment...

...stock market crash...

...commercial property crash...

...20% cuts in with profits policy bonuses...

...no jobs for graduates...

...middle class poverty...

...a new wave of violent robberies...

...car sales slump...

...tax revenues wiped out...

...massive national debt...


INDEXED LINKED PENSIONS FOR POLITICIANS


...and when you have gone...

...whether we recover or not...


...you and your gang will have the best pensions in the land...

safe from any inflation you will have caused...

http://www.spiderfan.org/comics/images/spiderman_amazing/032.jpg

Wednesday, 24 December 2008

UP THE GARDEN PATH act 2

yo!...alladin insane....innit?


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+96


...while shepherds washed their socks by night...

...all seated onna grahnd...


BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR


...the story so far...

...the audience have been led up the garden path by the politix anna banks...

...this is their last Christmas in work...

...they savins have been de-interested and their currency devalued...

...they house value is way down anna negative equity is nokkin onna door...

...they pension pot is lak a scrotum inna arctic sea...

...they holiday abroad is off...


BUT THE SHOW MUST GO ON


...aladdin has freed the genie fromma bottle an made a wish...number one of three...


...ah wan a end ta leverage restrictions so as a 'vestment banks can go for it big time...


...the genie laughs his bollocks...off as a huge credit bubble grows out of the stage...


aladdin : WTF..!...ah dint mean it ta go lak at...Gdude...stop the credit bubble man...


...no sooner are the woids ahter his gob than...the Gdude laughs again an...


...whummmppppp!!!...lehman bros. is toast...as credit contracts...

...an two trillion bucks go up in smoke...


aladdin : F**k me!....oooohhhhhh sh*t......the genie laughs agin....


....aladdin is seen runnin fo his dear ass....


Gdude : cool it large bald aladdin!...i aint gon nail yo ass...ah nood thet wern't yo wish...


aladdin : ok...ah wants 700,000,000,000,000(whatever)bucks ta wipe uppa mess inna banks...


...the genie laughs agin...


ALLA DOUGH BIN MADE OFF WI


...the vezzel wiya bezzle...has a pellet wiya poison...


...the pension fromma palace has a brew wot is true...



snowhite : (sotto voce)(to the audience) pssst!...don tell at painty bastard...

...but ahm glad he guardin me stash an not at bezzle b*stard...

...still avvin said that...santa look all pooped aht ta me...



NB chart is uk based and funds reflect the effect of currency movements


charts from equitable life are used as an illustration of sector performance comparisons only
and not as a commentary on their investment performance. no opinion is offered here either for or against equitable life as a pension company...

...they just happen to have these charts...
...which i find very helpful...
...when comparing sector fund performance...


...THEY IS A DISCLAIMER AT THE TOP O THE PAGE...

...THIS AINT ADVICE AN WE AINT IN BUSINESS...

...WE JUS SUCKERS LAK YOU...

...PISSIN INNA WIND...












Thursday, 18 December 2008

THE BOTTOM IS LOWER THAN YOU THINK


yo...good king 'flation last looked aht...innit..!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+90


...in palookaville we take Christmas seriously...


AFTER BATHING AT PETEY'S


petey : ahm sittin here inna loft...lookin aht ovva...a wurl wots change fo evva...


zooneh : yo painty dude...wot yo see inna bollox man?...


paintpetey : ...ahm readin a ticker innit! ...an ambrose, an mish, an nouriel,

an john authers, an edmund conway


zooneh : an what they say man?


plastered : ...they say it gon be lak 1873...little zoon dude!

...debt deflation...zirp...credit done peaked...dollar fallin...yen risin...

...carry trade f**ked...euro killin a Ezone...white pahnd...

...unemployment inna statosphere...

...we talkin deleveragin......demand destruction...seven years lean...


zoon : whoa there dude!...hyper-bole innit?


pistolpete : more lak f**kin super-bole...aint in it!...

...the bitch is back dude...it lakka prion protein!


zoon : wot?... lak at wot eats yo brain...turnin it ta sponge?


paintstationzebra : the very same prion bitch...

...the very thang wot ate yo brain...will eat yo banks...


SOMETHING INNA WAY HE...WRITES...

beulah : thrills me lak no other blogger...

'cat : painty tell it lak it be man...

spidah : he aint no dismal bollox...he can say wot he lak...

...he jus tell em lak he see em...


SHRINK 4

opkin : money aint wot it used ta be...time was yo could put it inna bank...

...an it were safe...they would pay yo interest onnit...

...ovva time it would grow some...

...nah it jus shrink...no intrest...

...it shrink inna 'vestments...yo bank go bust...yo shares wiped aht...

...price o stuff shrinkin...oil...cars...houses...commercial property...

...ME PENSION STASH...!


...ahm watchin mah dick...lakka ork...


Wednesday, 3 December 2008

EVERY BODY KNOWS THIS IS NOWHERE ?

yo!...DIY hedgefund...innit!

PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+75

...evva boddy seasick nah...onna choppy waters...

...noboddy inna proppa bollox said it would get this rough...

...them as had sense ta stand up an tell a truth was told...

...sit dahn, sit dahn, sit dahn...yo rockin a boat...


HEDGE YO BETS : WATCH YO ASS

beulah : wot fo i got speak ta a dude onna phone?

petey : it fo yo own good innit!...yo pension fund need watchin lak a ork...

laverne : yo f*cked it up antcha!

zooneh : no he aint...well not much any road...

'cat : sh*t...nah i gon be eatin tin food fo evva...innit?

vince : whahoppen musky?

musky : deputy dawg...bin stood dahn onna pay cut an notice ta quit...

governator : yo slobs is too fat ta catch no crimnals...y'all gon be aht onna asses...

....states bust innit!...revnue dried right up...

beulah : STFU alla yous...i wants ta know wot iss dick head painty bastard is...

....doin wi me stash...

petey : calm dahn honeh...we all doin ah best ta keep yo stash from disappearin...

spider : tell em painty...tell em abaht a fund switchin...

petey : well.. it sure int no piece o piss...y'all gotta keep yo eyes peeled alla time an yo...
...still gets it wrong sommathetime...

zooneh : ya gotta spread yo stuff arahnd an hedge one agin anutha...lak a posh folk do...

petey : lak theys times ta be long in shocks an times ta be short...times when index linked...
..is hot...an times when not...

beulah : shoot! yo suckers is apeshit...how come a bunch a losers in palookaville...
...gets ta says wots wot?

petey : it inna plan babe...yo kin switch yo heart out iffn yo...only dare...

zooneh : we woz outa property atta top man...that one wuz easy...buy bits o wotz...
...goin cheap...an switch aht when itz riz some good bit...

petey : don try this at home boys an girls...not on our say so...we don give advice...

CHECK OUT THE DISCLAIMER



opkin : yo! boss...are we there yet...is the bum in yet?

painty : this aint no sprint dude...this a real bummer...keep yo wellies dry an...
...yo eyes wide open...we a rowin boat inna hurricane...

...lookin back an goin... ?..







Sunday, 16 November 2008

...LET FIST AGIN

yo...meatin the beat...innit!

PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+58

...nobody lak a troof man...a bollox is busy agin...beatin up onna stiff wot tellin a troof...

...george osbourne...innit...tellin how a sterlin gon be mega red...an no f**ker wannit...

...alla cos a 'conomy screwed by economic policy o a unreconsructed labour...

...a bollox mus support Admiral Brown ta go rahn kikkin po likkle tory ass fo...

...tellin a truth...innit!

Wednesday, 17 September 2008

CATCH 22...INNIT

wheeeeuwwww! innit!....thought that AIG gon fall on us...f**k us up real bad....

jeff : "Vast holes are opening up in the foundations of banks and other commercial lenders, as violent tremors that began on Wall Street arrive in London, Tokyo and elsewhere. As the weakest edifices collapse, the damage is made worse by Hurricane Dodgy Debt that's ripping through the credibility of many well-established houses."

Fantasy finance cuts many of the giants of global banking down to size


jeff
: "As for the culprits, it's going to be fascinating to see what becomes of them. How many of the "mad scientists", the financial engineers who designed and built the machinery that promised to convert toxic waste into balance-sheet bullion, will stay in work?...

..."Great news. We can lend fortunes to people who have no hope of repaying. Better still, it doesn't matter if the collateral is worth less than the loan. From this, we'll become millionaires."...

...How much, I wonder, did the so-called Big Four accountancy firms get paid by the banking industry to make all those sub-prime assets seem like they had value?..." Telegraph

web : "Even more despicable than the Orvieto deal is Milo’s arrangement with the Germans to bomb his own squadron when the syndicate’s cash flow runs low, due to excessive investment in Egyptian cotton."

milo minderbender : we made us a profit and we got us a BONUS so WTF?

Thursday, 4 September 2008

ALCHEMY BE THY NAME !!

PALOOKAVILLE stardate whatever+26

pickardthepainter : (whistling) i wus feelin inseekyourrr, ya mite not lurv me anymourrr.....
allus wanted ta be ferry man!!!

laverne : it woz lennon wot wrote it yo divot!

spider : yo! crooner dude! do yo fink da banks is bust?

from bloomberg
Mark Gilbert
Fed, ECB Must Unplug Markets From Life Support: Mark Gilbert

``The collateral that we take must also be traded in the market because only then is it priced accurately,'' Weber said. ``We certainly won't tolerate the creation of collateral for central banks only, without the intention of trading them.''

Almost Alchemy

You will struggle, though, to find anyone who doesn't believe that is exactly what banks have done, bundling together risky consumer loans into asset-backed securities specifically to pledge them to the ECB rather than trade them on the market.

``We estimate at least 20 percent of all eligible collateral fails that test and a disproportionate amount of such non- tradable collateral is currently being pledged for liquidity operations at the ECB,'' Meyrick Chapman, a strategist at UBS in London, wrote in a research note this week.

ECB council member Yves Mersh said on Aug. 23 that ``at the margins, there can still be cases where you see dangers of gaming the system.'' The central bank has agreed that the rules need a ``certain amount'' of refinement, he said.

Those changes may include bigger discounts between what the face value of a security is and how much can be borrowed against it, a demand for higher credit ratings on collateral, and perhaps limits on the geographical origin of the assets.

Such tweaks are more like methadone than the cold turkey that the financial markets need, though they are at least a start. If banking, though, is at heart a confidence trick -- which is what the events of the past 12 months suggest -- then maybe the smartest way for the central banks to restore that confidence is to show renewed faith in the financial community's ability to stand on its own by withdrawing their support.

(Mark Gilbert is a Bloomberg News columnist. The opinions expressed are his own.)

peterthe painter : alla italics an bolds an colors is mine man!

mo fro bloomberg -

U.S. Must Buy Assets to Prevent `Financial Tsunami,' Gross Says

....A process of ``delevering,'' where banks are shrinking and cutting off lending, is sapping demand for loans, bonds, stocks and commodities, driving down prices of assets of even ``impeccable quality,'' Gross said. The decline may continue until the government steps in as a buyer, he said.

``Unchecked, it can turn a campfire into a forest fire, a mild asset bear market into a destructive financial tsunami,'' Gross of Newport Beach, California-based Pacific Investment Management Co. said in commentary posted on the firm's Web site today. ``If we are to prevent a continuing asset and debt liquidation of near historic proportions, we will require policies that open up the balance sheet of the U.S. Treasury.''......

painterwhatever : this a real innerestin piece, yo should go there now an read the lot.

spider : so paintercroonerdude, whaddaya say...is they or is they aint bust man?

painterman : it don look good man, i guess some as is an some as aint but how many of each is not yet cleh. roub sez 2 trillion bucks gon up in smoke an only a quarter o that been owned up to.... on toppa at - as asset prices fall banksus capital shrink some mo!

bill gross : "...Assets are still being liquidated but there is an increasing reluctance on the part of the private market to risk any more of its own capital. Liquidity is drying up; risk appetites are anorexic; asset prices, despite a temporarily resurgent stock market, are mainly going down; now even oil and commodity prices are drowning. There may be a Jim Cramer bull market somewhere, but it’s primarily a mirage unless and until we get the entrance of new balance sheets, and a new source of liquidity willing to support asset prices."....


ninja : I don’t like Bill Gross at all....

....."Haha. With spreads blowing out, Billy has to be feeling some serious pain right now. What if he was wrong and the government doesn’t make his positions whole? What if they bail out Fannie and Freddie but give all investors one hell of a haircut?

Maybe his “investment secrets” were nothing more than, “hang out with the right crowd and make sure they’ve got your back” and “if all else fails, get the taxpayer to bail you out of your underwater positions.”

Well, Billy has a big bet on. The big bet could result in a big FAIL."

roub : "It is by now clear that the shopped-out, saving-less and debt-burdened US consumer is on the ropes and that there will be a significant and persistent contraction of real consumption for the next few quarters. About a dozen separate negative headwinds – to be described in detail in this note - are now hitting the US consumer while the positive effects on consumption of the tax rebates are already fading away.

spider : so lets see ifn i got this right... tax payers gon get stiffed to save the asses o the financial s but itz ok cos we all gon get stuffed if they all clapse? what mish say?

mish : Leverage Continues To Unwind...

..."Across the board, leverage continues to unwind. This is supportive of the idea that speculators played a bigger role in commodity prices than some have presumed. From a fundamental standpoint, the global economy is slowing at a rapid pace. Even China is rapidly slowing as noted in China's Manufacturing Contracts for Second Month.

Some attribute the China slowdown to shutting of factories ahead of the Olympics. I disagree. If a 2-3 week slowdown was all there was to the China slowdown story then the Chinese stock market would not have collapsed in half and China would not be announcing a stimulus package.

When it comes to hedge funds, I think the major shakeout is still coming. And as with Ospraie, those wanting out are going to find it easier said than done. Eventually illiquidity and leverage come back to haunt every time.".....

real interest rates are high

..."That overcapacity in conjunction with rising unemployment means that profits are going to be very difficult to come by. Indeed, there is no point to borrow money if expected returns are negative. Currently one cannot count on positive returns from the stock market, the corporate bond market, carry trades, housing, restaurants, nail salons, or even gold, silver, energy, and other commodities. Leverage is being forced out of the system at every turn.

Of course there are some Pollyannas who always think a massive recovery is just around the corners. However, banks are not acting as if a recovery is coming soon, nor is the treasury market, nor is the corporate bond market, nor are credit default swaps and various risk spreads.

Indeed the corporate bond market is acting as if it's Dead Banks Walking. And dead banks walking in my opinion is a continuation of the deflationary period we are in."

tim : The Financials Will Do the Rest

pickardthequaker : to be continued.......


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Yo! Spider dude, How come we gotta keep sayin this stuff about this is not advice blah blah?

spider :Painter dude thats so's the suckers out there won't go do nothin stupid and say we told em it was ok. Then they gon come get yo with some smart ass lawyer an sue yo skinny ass off!

pickard : No way man! Aint nobody dumb enuff to listen to some freakin artist view on investin they hard earned bucks?

spider : Way man, Sooo way! Them suckers'l listen to any kind o s**t if they think they can get a edge.
Just look at the way they piled inta real estate, CDO's SIV's, CDS's and whatever.

Shoot! What you say Halfcat?
It's cool! What the f**k kind a lawyer gonna sue a dog or a rat?
I'm a mouse! you mutt.
Chill guys, cool it, the suckers watchin an all.