THE MAN WHO PAINTED THE CRASH

yo!...the paintman cometh...innit!

PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+133...


...petey the paintstick ...

...the father of depressionism ...

...has been offered a show...


...MUMMY...

...the famous art gallery in the naked city...

...is to show his paintings of the...

...great crash...

...at the annex on threadneedle st...


THE CURSE OF THE MUMMY'S TOMB


...many in the city are worried that the works will be lost in the bad bank...

...you know! the one where all the worthless assets are held...

...the establishment see all his pictures as toxic...

...and hope that a show at the tomb...

...will draw attention away from the real sh*t stored there...


ZOMBIE ART


...the critics see the mummy as a zombie queen..

...and tell of how artists shown there always meet...

...a violent obscurity...

...still there's no business like show business...



ART FOR ARTS SAKE


...some of his most famous and controversial pieces will be on view...

...'admiral paulson crosses the rubicon'...

...'the rape of the shadow banking system'...

...'the bailout of the bust'...

...'the triumph of deflation'...

...'the bailout of the bubble'...

...'never mind the collateral, feel the bust!'...


THE CRITIC SEES


...howard huges...

...the famous art critic...

...has seen the show for what it is...


..."protectionism is to depressionism...

...what...

...koons is to pop art"...



THE END


opkin : say! that sure is good news about the exhibition dude...


petey : feels just lak palm sundae!

GOODBYE TO ALL THAT

yo!...that woz a yeah wot woz...innit?

PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+102


...it sho am cold...inna loff...


...folks is all bundled up inna xmas swettez...freezin they bollocks off...


...hardleh a soun come aht o any onnem...


ECSTATIC INNA ATTIC


paintbrush : ??.suckah gone dahn...innit!

zooney : tomorra be anutha day...anna new yeah...

beulah : ....yawn...

laverne : sumbich...

opkin : bollox is fulla pre-dicks...

spidah : onna web...no one hear ya laff...

dopey : ake me up wennit all ovva...

grumpy : we saved the wurld...innit!

neinstine : time is relative...time ta see the relatives...time ta cut loose...


The financial crisis has slashed the equivalent of £60,000 from the wealth of every family in Britain in the past year, research suggests.


ANOTHER YEAR ANOTHER DOLLAR


...in palookaville we take predictions seriously...


...which is why we don't make none...


scheizer : ...: It's pretty clear the pros aren't buying. They are selling to the usual victims with the help of the Wall Street media.

The November low was a panic low and not a capitulation low. Capitualtion is when no one wants stocks, period. With the latest EPS forecast for SP500 earnings now at $42, and a Bear market bottom of a PE=8 (based on the last 4 big recession bottoms), the SP500 could/should see 42 x 8 = $332 in 2009. Perhaps we will see capitulation then. comment



...scheizer : Inning one of the Depression - perhaps that is the way you should look at it, plus read this:

seekingalpha.com/artic...


petey : my comments on seekin alpha stuff

BLOGGER OF THE YEAR

yo!...scrapin a barrel...innit?

PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+101


...in palookaville we take blogging seriously...


...as it is that most boring of times...xyear...we heah inna loft...


...are holdin a blogger o the yeah debate an vote...


peteypaint : welcome all yo dudes...ta the webs biggest blogfest...

zooneh : ahm gon vote fo mish...


beulah : WTF..!...zooneh!...yo gotta hear alla bullshit fo yo casts yo vote...

laverne : bighead git zoon...yo jus a tosssa...innit!


opkin : ninja gon be yo best fo hyper-bowl...i jus loves it when he ovva a top...

musky : he done some good posts man...

spidah : barry gotta fanciest new site innit?


halfcat : ah lak at gel from news an economics...she real sweet...
...anna stuff she write be...well good...

beulah : wimmen is smart man...they don jus bullshit...they research...

laverne : gon get me a blog one a these days...get some cred inna markets...


painteronnacisternceilin : don fo get armageddony...he done some good stuff...


zooneh : shoot! we done fo gotta market tikka...he really kicks ass man!

painteh : yeah...yo right onna moneh there zoon...

beulah : ha ha ha...thought yo woz votin fo mish?

zoon : f*ck off buely...yo stink is wot...


paintstain : cool it suckers...yo lettin a tone dahn...

opkin : wotta bout slopey and luny...they real good too...great charts...

zoon : then yo gotta include fraid ta trade...innit!


petey : (sotto voce) nb.dudes...alla these inna side bar...click em there...


LATER THAT SAME DAY



LATER STILL

painty : well i thank it be between mish anna tikka...but how will the votin go?

THE 'FLATION GAME

yo!..the very thang that...make yo rich...make yo poor...innit?


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+100


...here in palookaville we take 'flation seriously...


...in the square...here in downtownP...is a monument...a rowing boat...

...in the rowing boat is a trinity dude...

...one dude wotz a 'conomist, a'vestor anna banker...

...the Tdude sits facing the way he has come while...turning his...


BACK TO THE FUTURE


peteypinkslip : y'all should know that i was not always a famous artist...

...time was when i wuz a cappin o industry...

...hadda desk anna swivvel chair...view o the car park...anna greasy pole ta climb...

...back then we had INflation an it feel good...real good...(cos we had no dough)

...in 1971 my bro bought a good detached house fo £4,000...

...in 1978 me an beulah bought a semi-detached house for £12,500...

...we sold it in 1980 for £21,900...


...back then it wuz all union power an strikes fo mo pay...

...in 1979 i had a 16% pay rise an in 1980 i had a 21% pay rise...in 1981...no job...


...a car would last six years iffn yo was lucky...but bits was fallin offa it after 2...

...at work the four to 10 pint lunch was not uncommon...especially onna friday...

...prices always rose...you spent money fast to buy before prices rose further...

...money in savings vehicles lost value fast...

...uncle larry saved but did not buy a house...he was wiped out...

...vast areas of the world were industrially unproductive...

...competition and capacity...scarce...think China, USSR...India...

...opec kept raising oil prices...

...interest rates eventually went ta 15.7%


THE L&N DON'T STOP HERE ANY MORE


...today some dismal souls are waitin fo that ta come around again...

...they are waitin fo a great tsunami o INflation ta come float all their boats once more...


...well ma own view is that no such animal exists at this time...

...the 'golden' goose is dead...


...yo house is worth less than you paid fo it...yo car is too...

...yo industry is not in the hands of the wage bargainers...

...capacity has mushroomed all ovva a wurl...

...yo job is not safe and neither is yo currency...

...yo retirement plan is toast...

...yo savins is without interest...your bust bank...state owned...

...globalisation has changed the local outlook...fo evva...


...in work...here in palookaville few people drink, now, at lunch...

...today cars will last for 10, 12, years...without many bits fallin off...

...many have spent their future income...an then some...

...goverment taxes are far higher than they were...an they still deep in debt!


..an still they sit...backs against the current...
...borne back ceaselessy into the past...


beulah : ah lakked it when we woz still shoppin an they was allas sommat we needed ta git...

...nah at painty bastard finds it onna web fo less...or we jus already got one...


TIKKA DUDE...THEY PLAYIN YO RECORD ATTA TIMES


liam : ..."The money markets are locked because the banks don't trust each other. Even they don't know how much toxic debt is out there – and which bank could be the next to fall. That's why the spread between the London Inter-bank Offered Rate and overnight interest rate swaps of the same maturity remains so wide – and wider in the UK, now, than either the States or the eurozone.

The crucial inter-bank market will remain frozen until the banks are forced, under threat of prosecution, to reveal the true extent of their sub-prime liabilities. Such "full disclosure" won't be easy – involving the exploration of millions of complex derivative contracts, often across borders – but it simply must be done.

America's first serious reaction to "sub-prime" was the Troubled Assets Relief Programme – buying up hundreds of billions of dollars of dodgy loans the banks didn't want any more. When that didn't work, the US asked banks to forfeit some share capital in return for government cash, as in the UK.

But that's failing too – as shown by sky-high Libor rates. So, as a matter of urgency, the West must copy the hard-headed Swedes – who, in the early 1990s, insisted nationalised banks write down the full extent of their non-performing loans before more public money is spent on recapitalisation. Only then – once the sub-prime losses are fully-exposed – can securities markets clear and the inter-bank market reboot.

The UK/US approach of piling public sector debts on top of private sector debts prevents this vital purging process. Until it happens the global economy will continue to slide. But the big Western economies remain in self-denial, repeating the mistakes made by the Japanese. We're creating our very own "zombie banks" – technically alive, but commercially dead due to the weight of their toxic debts. A Western "lost decade" now looms.

So we need Swedish-style full disclosure. Nothing else will break the deadlock and get us out of this fix. Western politicians – and commentators – need to stand up to the powerful money men and administer the necessary medicine...." sunday times...

painty : ah laks liam...ahm sure glad he aint bangin on abaht inflation this week...again...

...commin soon on palookaville...


...ZOMBIE BANKS ATE MY BRAINS OUT...


...JAPANESE WEARWOLF IN LONDON...


...IT STARTED ON THREADNEADLE STREET...


...BANK OF THE LIVING DEAD...

oh yeah..an...

ZOMBIEFLATION

RAG TAG AN BOBTAIL

yo!...merry Christmas...innit!

PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+97


UP THE GARDEN PATH act 3


...the audience at THE BRITISH ECONOMY have been led up the garden path...


...Admiral Brown and Gordon Darling...have had to learn some new lines...


...the audience are getting restless and are...starting to fidget...



brown : darling...this end of the garden has no roses...

darlin : aye aye cappin...no roses it is...


brown : no more boom an bust!

darlin : aye aye sir...no more boom it is...


brown : so!...how much ammo we got left...darlin?

darlin : look!...there's bill an ben...the flower pot men...


bill : loddelop...loddelop...

ben : innit!

brown : who's the tall broad wiyi blond hair?

darlin : thats the weed...

weed : : weeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEDDDD!!


...the woodentops are out inna garden lookin fo some turnip greens...


daddy woodentop : dig fo victory!...

mummy woodentop : yo shudda voted...tory...baby...


MEANWHILE BACK ATTA ROLLERCOASTER


dopey : hold on tite dudes...this sucker goin dahn!...

aladdin : f**kin wishes don run aht...

Ozzeh : yo don need no courage...jussa medal will do...

dopey : ah cars issa best inna wurld...

beulah : yo cars is the biggest inna wurld...innit!


...the rollercoaser ride speeds up in 2009...anna folks all gettin sick...


doc : build it...build it...jussa likkle bit...take it easy...sho yo lakkin it...

sleepy : whahoppen musky?...one minute all woz cosy an swell...

sneezy : sh*t hitta fan...innit?


VIRGIN ONNA RIDICULOUS


...the crew fomma loft are on their way ta the local piggly wiggly...

...fo turnip greens...


spidah : where alla shops gone man...??

zooneh : shops is toast dude...

laverne : say wot?...ah don care wot they say...i won't stay...inna wuld wiyaht shops...


...heh..heh..heh...looks lak yo gonna hafta get yo kicks fromma web...


NEXT TIME ON UP THE GARDEN PATH


...andy pandy gets a day job...somebody buys a house...

...oh yeah...anna sucker guz dahn...


y'all come back soon...heah?

UP THE GARDEN PATH act 2

yo!...alladin insane....innit?


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+96

...while shepherds washed their socks by night...

...all seated onna grahnd...


BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR


...the story so far...

...the audience have been led up the garden path by the politix anna banks...

...this is their last Christmas in work...

...they savins have been de-interested and their currency devalued...

...they house value is way down anna negative equity is nokkin onna door...

...they pension pot is lak a scrotum inna arctic sea...

...they holiday abroad is off...


BUT THE SHOW MUST GO ON

...aladdin has freed the genie fromma bottle an made a wish...number one of three...


...ah wan a end ta leverage restrictions so as a 'vestment banks can go for it big time...


...the genie laughs his bollocks...off as a huge credit bubble grows out of the stage...


aladdin : WTF..!...ah dint mean it ta go lak at...Gdude...stop the credit bubble man...


...no sooner are the woids ahter his gob than...the Gdude laughs again an...


...whummmppppp!!!...lehman bros. is toast...as credit contracts...

...an two trillion bucks go up in smoke...


aladdin : F**k me!....oooohhhhhh sh*t......the genie laughs agin....


....aladdin is seen runnin fo his dear ass....


Gdude : cool it large bald aladdin!...i aint gon nail yo ass...ah nood thet wern't yo wish...


aladdin : ok...ah wants 700,000,000,000,000(whatever)bucks ta wipe uppa mess inna banks...


...the genie laughs agin...


ALLA DOUGH BIN MADE OFF WI


...the vezzel wiya bezzle...has a pellet wiya poison...


...the pension fromma palace has a brew wot is true...

snowhite : (sotto voce)(to the audience) pssst!...don tell at painty bastard...

...but ahm glad he guardin me stash an not at bezzle b*stard...

...still avvin said that...santa look all pooped aht ta me...

NB chart is uk based and funds reflect the effect of currency movements

charts from equitable life are used as an illustration of sector performance comparisons only
and not as a commentary on their investment performance. no opinion is offered here either for or against equitable life as a pension company...

...they just happen to have these charts...
...which i find very helpful...
...when comparing sector fund performance...

...THEY IS A DISCLAIMER AT THE TOP O THE PAGE...

...THIS AINT ADVICE AN WE AINT IN BUSINESS...

...WE JUS SUCKERS LAK YOU...

...PISSIN INNA WIND...

SANITY IN REVERSE

yo!...where that sanity b*stard?...innit!

PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+91


...in palookaville we take Christmas seriously...


beulah : wot sort o xmas is it when a sanity rally aint been allowed ta git goin?...

laverne : evva yeah a shocks an scares giz it a big finish...

...ta mek alla suckers appy...

...nah it done gone sad an dismal...

beulah : big fat red an white git gone run off wiya goodwill...


zooneh : chill aht sista!...yo jumpin a gun innit?..


paintremover : jus look atta chart gels...yo stash is rallyin...so far!


NB chart is uk based and funds reflect the effect of currency movements


'FLATION GONNA FLIP


ambrose : ..."Clearly the US is already in the grip of debt-deflation. "The obvious conclusion is that the Fed should print money to purchase private sector assets so as to drive up their price," he said.

Fed chief Ben Bernanke does not need prompting. He made his name as a Princeton professor studying the "credit channel" causes of depressions. Now fate has put him in charge of the channel.

Under his guidance, the Fed has this week pledged to "employ all available tools" to stave off deflation - and damn the torpedoes. It will purchase "large quantities of agency debt and mortgage-backed securities." It will evaluate "the potential benefits of purchasing longer-term Treasury securities," i.e, printing money to pay the Pentagon.

Put bluntly, the Fed is deliberately stoking inflation. At some point it will succeed. Then the risk flips quickly to spiralling inflation as the elastic snaps back. There will be a second point of danger.

By late 2009, if not before, the bond vigilantes may start to fret about the liquidity lake. They will worry that the Fed may have to start feeding its holdings of debt back onto the market. The Fed's balance sheet has already risen from $800bn in September to $2.2 trillion this month. It will be $3 trillion by early next year.

"The bond markets could go into free fall," said Marc Ostwald from Monument Securities.

"The Fed went into this all guns blazing just as the Neo-cons went into Iraq thinking it was a great idea to get rid of Saddam, without planning an exit strategy. As soon as we get the first uptick in inflation, the markets are going to turn and say this is what we feared would happen all along. Then what?" he said.

New Star's Simon Ward said all three measures of the US broad money supply are flashing recovery. M2 has risen at annual rate of 17pc over three months.

"It has all changed since the Fed began buying commercial paper in October. If the money supply is booming at 20pc in six months, inflation will become a concern. Given that public debt ratios are already on an explosive path, we risk a debt trap," he said....telegraph

vince : is he right musky?

charts from equitable life are used as an illustration of sector performance comparisons only
and not as a commentary on their investment performance. no opinion is offered here either for or against equitable life as a pension company...

...they just happen to have these charts...
...which i find very helpful...
...when comparing sector fund performance...

...THEY IS A DISCLAIMER AT THE TOP O THE PAGE...

...THIS AINT ADVICE AN WE AINT IN BUSINESS...

...WE JUS SUCKERS LAK YOU...

...PISSIN INNA WIND...

LOOK BACK IN AWE

yo!...look forward in fear...innit!

PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+86


"2008: A year to forget, but one we won't be allowed to for a long, long time

This year has been a simply stunning one in financial markets."

terry smith : ..."I think that the downturn will be much more prolonged than usual. The average for the USA for 1854-2001 was 17 months, but the Great Depression of 1929-33 lasted 43 months and the grandaddy of recessions in this period was one which lasted 65 months from 1873-79. It would be wise to prepare for a long siege....

... This is why the next battle will be over the creditworthiness of governments and the strength of currencies. We have already seen the collapse of Iceland caused by its banks having liabilities which its economy couldn't guarantee. It may be tempting to see Iceland as an isolated and extreme case, but don't be fooled. Any country and currency is at risk which has guaranteed bank liabilities which are large in relation to its total economy....

...However, for me, the $64,000 question is not how long the recession will last or whether one or more currencies or governments' credit will be severely damaged; it is whether we will get deflation or inflation as a result of this crisis...

...To put it simply, a government can always raise interest rates until they have stifled inflation. But you cannot cut rates below zero. Japan's long deflation and recession after its asset bubble burst in the late 1980s shows how ineffective government policies can be against deflation. But one thing is clear: both inflation and deflation are pernicious, and we're definitely heading for one or the other, or maybe both in succession. sunday telegraph


"Experts can only guess as we head into the unknown"

irwin stelzer : ..." But we have moved beyond the range of what we know about credit crunches. All we know is that the results so far have not matched the predictions of the proponents of these policies. Which is one reason why Paulson decided not to use the second half of his $700 billion, and to leave it to the next Congress and the incoming president to decide whether it might not be better to pass the remaining $350 billion direct to homeowners who are falling behind with their mortgage payments. Surely that would reduce foreclosures and repossessions, thereby easing the glut of unsold homes, raising prices and helping to bring the recession to an end. Surely? Better, perhaps....

...the following opinions are best guesses based on the imperfect analytical tools in this economist’s tool kit, and a good deal of real-world experience.

So here goes: the second tranche of $350 billion should be aimed at easing credit markets rather than specifically at the housing market; the GM bailout will fail because the parties won’t give up enough to make the company competitive; the dollar won’t sink because there are few places investors can trust as much as the United States, even a heavily indebted United States. That much I know — well, think I know. sunday times

petey : ah really laks irwin man...

beulah : he such a gent...

spider : he a head...man!

zooneh : i reads im alla time

opkin : go! irwin...

laverne : other dude ok too...innit..!

THE CREDIT CRUNCH BOXED SET

yo!...the present fo someone wot lost...evvathang...innit!

WARNING...contains scenes of a sexual nature...an bad language...

...fromma start...


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+85


...here in palookaville we take Christmas seriously...

...beulah gives me a list of all the stuff she dreams of...

...an i get ta shop till i stop...


beulah : say...painty, honey...wot yo gon want fo xmas?


painty : shucks honeh!...ah got alla wants...right heh inna loft...gotta good woman...

...wot lurvs meh...xxx! ...

...sista laverne wot dotes on meh...gotta half cat dog, a spidah wi seven legs...

...a mouse wi a tale as big as a rat! ...an zooneh ta 'vise me onna 'vestments...yeh?


beulah : why ya great big hunk a man you! ...ah gotta gets ya a likkle sumat ta open...

...onna big day...


painty : ok! ...honeh...yo win!...ah'd lakka boxed set...o credit crunch sh*t...

...ya know...a pandora type trunk wots got alla nasty, f**kin, b*stards an twats...

...wot caused a crunch...an then them as has made it worse...

...alla pictures an headlines an stuff...fancy grafix an charts...

...alla klutzes fromma main stream bollox...anna politix...

...the bailouts an busts, the dole queues(thats lines fo yo 'merican dudes)...

an foreclosures, repos an clapsed currencies...

...a box o sh*t ta stick up inna loft fo posterity...sumat ta look back on next time...

...cos sure as sh*t...some f**ker gon do it all agin...jus lak they done it all before...


MONEY DON GROW ON TREES


...ma daddy allus tol us that...an he right...in fact...they aint no such critter...

...no siree...jus one arm bandits...credit machines...creatin debt outa thin air...

...it alla lie...just a stick ta hit yo with...yo gimmee yo gold an i give you some paper...

...ha ha ha...takin a piss! ...innit?

THESE BANKS ARE MADE FOR LENDING

yo!

PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+83

Chancellor Alistair Darling prepares to tell banks to start lending

Alistair Darling and Lord Mandelson are preparing for tense negotiations with Britain's banks over their failure to resume lending and offer competitive mortgage deals to homeowners.

We keep saying...we've got no more money for you.
sometimes we call in debt, but confess.
We've been messin' where we shouldn't have been a messin'
and now something else is shrinkin' all our dosh.

These banks are made for lending, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these banks are gonna walk all over you.

We keep lying, when we oughta be truthin'
and we keep losin' when we oughta not bet.
We keep samin' when we oughta be changin'.
Now what's right is right, but we ain't been right yet.

These banks are made for lending, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these banks are gonna walk all over you.

We keep playin' where we shouldn't be playin
and we keep thinkin' that we'll never get burnt.
Ha! We just found us a brand new bunch of suckers...yeah
and what we know they ain't HAD time to learn.

These banks are made for lending, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these banks are gonna walk all over you.

Are you ready banks?...Start lendin'!

SANTA, SANTA ONNA WALL...

yo!...jingle bells...innit!

PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+82


petey : alla wan fo Christmas is me two fron teef...oh...anna rally inna shock an scares...


Q Ratio Signals ‘Horrific’ Market Bottom, CLSA Says

charts from equitable life are used as an illustration of sector performance comparisons only
and not as a commentary on their investment performance. no opinion is offered here either for or against equitable life as a pension company...

...they just happen to have these charts...
...which i find very helpful...
...when comparing sector fund performance...

...THEY IS A DISCLAIMER AT THE TOP O THE PAGE...

...THIS AINT ADVICE AN WE AINT IN BUSINESS...

...WE JUS SUCKERS LAK YOU...

...PISSIN INNA WIND...

BEULAH'S DAY OFF

yo!...honey i shrunk yo stash...innit!

PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+78


...in the loft...no one can hear you scream...

...the only sound is that of the gently fallin dust...

...petey anna crew is gone ta town...

...anna loft is empty...except of course fo beulah...who is takin this opportunity ta...

...check out petey's mac...fo cheatin or gamblin or...WTF is appnin ta her pension stash...


beulah : hi!...it me...BEULAH..!...that painty bastard be gone xmas shoppin atta 5 an dime...

laverne : (aht inna yard...firin up a still)...cheap n lazy...cheap an lazy bastard...

beulah : at somebitch gotta be upta sumpin...allas onna mac an chattin wi iz mates...

laverne : wot fo i gotta chop wood fo a still?

beulah : caint see no cheatin emails...an he aint gamblin...poker faced git!

...lets see if he don f**ked up me stash?...click...click...click...

beulah : WTF..!...wottit all mean?...wots me stash in?...
beulah : damn me eyes an blast me stupid curiosity...killed a cat...innit...

...caint let the git know i wuz spyin onnim... but mebbe i wuz...

...better off not knowin...hope ta God he...hedged my bets...


peteypainty : y'all don pay no tention ta lil ol beulah nah...she don mean no harm...

...she jus lak alla pension suckers out there...hopin fo a best...

...while...fearin fo a worst...

...fact is...alla suckers gotta watch they own backs...an guard they stash...

...nuthin stays the same fo long...

...ya gotta know when ta hold em...an when ta fold em...

...the politix gotta index linked guaranteed stash...so they don care...

...the proper bollox...they jus gotta fill column inches...

...an deliver suckers ta a advertisers...

...that jus leaves you...sucker!

charts from equitable life are used as an illustration of sector performance comparisons only
and not as a commentary on their investment performance. no opinion is offered here either for or against equitable life as a pension company...

...they just happen to have these charts...
...which i find very helpful...
...when comparing sector fund performance...

...THEY IS A DISCLAIMER AT THE TOP O THE PAGE...

...THIS AINT ADVICE AN WE AINT IN BUSINESS...

...WE JUS SUCKERS LAK YOU...

...PISSIN INNA WIND...

...LET FIST AGIN

yo...meatin the beat...innit!

PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+58

...nobody lak a troof man...a bollox is busy agin...beatin up onna stiff wot tellin a troof...

...george osbourne...innit...tellin how a sterlin gon be mega red...an no f**ker wannit...

...alla cos a 'conomy screwed by economic policy o a unreconsructed labour...

...a bollox mus support Admiral Brown ta go rahn kikkin po likkle tory ass fo...

...tellin a truth...innit!