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Wednesday, 15 April 2020

WELCOME TO THE GAMES MR PUTIN

 yo!... are ya watchin mr trump?... innit!


in palookaville.. 





...it has become clear in recent days that Russia is unlikely to escape a severe hit by the pandemic..

 presenting an existential test to the country’s teetering health system..

and a new challenge to the aura..

 of rising confidence and competence..

projected by Putin’s Kremlin..


“We have a lot of problems..

and we don’t have much to brag about..

nor reason to..

and we certainly can’t relax,”..

Putin told senior officials Monday in his bleakest comments on the crisis yet..

 “We are not past the peak of the epidemic, not even in Moscow.”


Putin warned of overworked medical staff and shortages of protective equipment,..

acknowledging what critics said was long clear..

that Russia’s health system could be strained..

beyond its breaking point..

by the pandemic..

and that the government needed to do more to get ready.


As footage of hourslong lines of ambulances..

outside Moscow emergency rooms..

ricocheted through Russian social networks..

over the weekend..

health officials went on state television..

and confirmed that the images were real..



A LITTLE HONESTY TOO



“We objectively did not pay very much attention,” ..

Golikova, the task force head..

admitted in an interview aired Sunday night..

 “to how effectively the infectious disease service needs to be prepared.”

By Monday, Russia’s total number of confirmed cases of COVID-19 had reached 18,328..

double the level of five days earlier..

The number of deaths stood at 148..

a number widely seen as an undercount..

 amid reports of other causes of death..

being declared for people who were ill..

with COVID-like symptoms.


coming up..

on..


THE VIRUS GAMES


undercounting the cost..

early bath not called..

cheaters don't win..





Sunday, 5 April 2020

HAVE VIRUS WILL TRAVEL

yo!... only game in town... innit!


the sun shines down on palookaville...

an a folks like ta go outside...

maybe some lak ta visit a seaside...

even though a shops is shut...

amusements on hold...

cafes closed...

beach closed...


GO THE SOCIAL DISTANCE


don't go the extra mile...



THE VIRUS GAME


is the only game in town...

all other games are off...

it's games over for football...

games over fo olympics...

games over fo basketball, baseball,

what evva


GREAT WALL OF CHINA


the chinese are favourite to win a games...

well they invented them...

they were first up to bat...

and by all accounts...

played a blinder...

knocked a virus fo six innit...

some say the didn't play the game...

not with a straight bat...

only they can telll


anyway...

the great wall was breached anna virus...

flew around the world...

kicking off the world series...


TRAINS AN BOATS AN PLANES


now every country playing by it's own rules...

no referee...

china takes an early bath...

retired but not out...


the crowd is restless...

and will not stay...

off the park...

until ground rules are fully agreed...

the mob will rule... 


THRONE OF GAMES


who will be the winning team?

it looks like taiwan...

"Taiwan rapidly produced and implemented a list of at least 124 action items in the past five weeks to protect public health," report co-author Jason Wang, a Taiwanese doctor and associate professor of pediatrics at Stanford Medicine, said in a statement
"The policies and actions go beyond border control because they recognized that that wasn't enough."
This was while other countries were still debating whether to take action. 
In a study conducted in January, Johns Hopkins University said Taiwan was one of the most at-risk areas outside of mainland China -- owing to its close proximity, ties and transport links.
Among those early decisive measures was the decision to ban travel from many parts of China, stop cruise ships docking at the island's ports, and introduce strict punishments for anyone found breaching home quarantine orders.- from cnn

but germany will probably snatch it...

in extra time...


WHAT COMES AROUND


the games are played every several years..

they are not always kicked off in china...

the last really big games was 100 years ago...

and was kicked off in the USA

though for some reason...

they were called the

spanish games...


I SEE NO SHIPS


winners an losers..

but mostly losers...

it's airplanes nil...

cruise lines nil...

navy ships nil...

travel is the biggest losing team


TOURISTS FUCK OFF


go home palookas...

you are not wanted here...

virus invisiblity...

tarnishes all travellers... 

traveling is public enemy number one...

we cannot even agree on how to spell it!








Friday, 3 April 2020

WHEN WILL THERE BE MASKS?

yo!... self defense...innit!


in palookaville today...

we plan ahead...

we saw this coming...

and set our defenses up...


HOW MANY BULLETS MUST A STRONG COUNTRY HAVE


before we all are safe?


HOW MANY BULLETS


will it take

to stop the virus?


HOW MANY GUNS


to cure this plague?


HOW MANY AIRPLANES ?


...wait a minute aren't airplanes...

part of the problem...

maybe they are the problem...


THE 9/11 VIRUS


airplanes turn into missiles...

crash into skyscrapers...

they fly in the virus...

from all around the world... 


THE DEFENCE BUDGET


just got bigger here in palookaville...

an don't forget the agencies...

FBI, ICE, DEA, HOMELAND... etc.

can any of these stop the virus...

can they even wound the virus?


WHEN WILL WE HAVE MASKS?

when will the medics get protection?

all that they need?


VIRUS KILLS : BULLETS DON'T WORK



CHINA SYNDROME

once upon a time in beijing...

a small guy inna white shirt...

carryin shoppin bags...

stood in front of a line of tanks...

brave guy...

gone guy


later...

some time last fall...

a descendant maybe...

goes to see the emperor...

to tell him about the new killer...

breathing virus

was prevented by goons...

and given a lesson...


Li Wenliang is among the 14 health workers and police declared to be “martyrs” for their efforts. The Chinese doctor was reprimanded by authorities for “spreading rumours” after he sought to warn colleagues about the emergence of Covid-19 in December, but in March an investigation into his death exonerated Li and recommended the reprimand be withdrawn.


soon after this...

the new virus...

catcha airplane ta palookaville...

and then onto...

the rest of the world


VIRUS MUTATES


after many thousands of people become sick...

the virus mutates into... 


A DEBT VIRUS

as debt is already killing the world economy...

this is not a good time at all

hundreds of billions more created...

from nowhere

 



















Friday, 7 August 2015

INTEREST IN RATES

WTF Do I know about anything? 

I'm just a babe who likes to party.

I do however read other folk's blogs

Just look in the side bar to see.

Here at uBABE Financial we don't read the mainstream press

Well not much

We read Mish mostly

So this is what we think about interest rate hikes

Forget it

aint goin ta happen

 anytime soon

Why?

Because governments are bust as well as banks

They spent all tomorrows money yesterday

So how they gonna let interest rates that they must pay on their debt 

rise?

no brainer innit.

Also

The ZIRP is all that's proppin up the economy

Tech boom

construction boom

property boom

stocks boom.

Well it all be gonna be evaperate

IF rates rise.

So forget it

go back to sleep.

Dream on innit...


an o course this jus my opinion so

take no notice sukkers..



Friday, 26 June 2009

WHACKOJACK

yo!...the zombie king...innit!



PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL 
capitulation day
+278...



...today...

...here in...

...palookagrad... 

...everyone is in mourning...


THRILLER

...the zombie king will sing and dance no more...

...but...

...the zombie banks will play and play...



..."But Mr King’s differences with the Treasury and Financial Services Authority over the future of the UK’s tripartite system of financial regulation are of greater importance. In testimony this week, Mr King revealed the extent to which regulators in one of the world’s great financial centres have yet to agree on the lessons to be learnt from the banking crisis. Mr King’s claim that he has not even been consulted on the government’s forthcoming white paper on reform of financial regulation, which is likely to give the FSA a share in responsibility for financial stability, certainly does little to boost confidence that the Bank will swing into line in support of the UK’s proposed new regulatory framework...."
...LEX...

IT AINT ME BABE

...“All we can do at present, before a bank is deemed by the FSA to have failed, is to write our Finanicial Stability Report and give speeches. These are important things. But in the end I don’t believe that people change their behaviour simply because we publish reports. Now, that’s fine by me. I’m very happy with that position if you want us just to publish reports. I’m very content with that. But I do want it to be absolutely crystal clear that you in parliament understand the Bank of England can do no more than publish reports and make speeches.
“If you’re content with that, that’s fine by me. What you can’t do is turn around afterwards and say ‘You have the statutory responsibility, why didn’t you do something?’ when there is nothing we can actually do.
“So all I’m saying is just align carefully powers and responsibilities. But believe me I’ve got more than enough work on my plate at present. I’m not looking for a whole lot more.” king


"The feud between the Bank of England and the Treasury intensified on Wednesday as Mervyn King said he had not been consulted on the contents of the Government's imminent White Paper on financial services."


LEST WE FORGET


...it was Brown wot took away powers from the BOE...

...and give em to the FSA an the Treasury...

...his name is all over this bust...

...oh...

...and he sold our gold...


...at the very bottom of the market...


BROWN


the real king of the zombies



Sunday, 21 December 2008

LITTLE HOUSE ONNA PRAIRIE

yo!...happy days...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+93


ponzi : heyyyyyyyyyyy?

richie : hey ponzie...how come everyone stopped shoppin man?

ralf malf : yeahhhhhhh...crummy Christmas anna sucking new yeah...

potsie : whooeeee ponzi i think my strings have snapped...


ponzi : y'all jus stop suckin dudes...i gotta scheme ta get us outa this jam...


THE PONZI CHAPEL CEILING


paintybollox : shoot! ....ah jus bin onna ticker blog...anna bin shocked and awed...

zooneh : wot fo yo bin frazzled man?

beulah : at f**kin ticker jus blowin offa steam innit? ...he allus inna bate...

laverne : ah dunno beulie babe him n mish be two offa best bloggers onna planet...

spidah : onna web yo kin scare yo self...iffn yo aint street smart...


peteyangelo : that ole ticker gotta ponzi scheme all laid bare...itta woik o art...


ticker : ..."
This is an uncomfortable reality, but it is reality.

Mr. Madoff stands accused of (in his own words) running "a Ponzi Scheme."

In fact, our entire economy over the last ten years, and really back to at least 1987, has been roughly equivalent to what Mr. Madoff was doing.

So has our government.

Let's go down the list of things that have been inflated beyond their natural boundaries, and look at how each and every one of them was destined to collapse - and why they're all collapsing at once:

  • The Internet Bubble.
  • The Housing Bubble.
  • The Stock and Credit Markets Generally.
  • Our Government's Finances.

There are many who say that our government debt-bubble will not collapse, and they list a whole host of reasons.

Why would you believe that?

Can you show, through history, one speculative bubble that has not popped?

Can you find one time - just once - that such a bubble was able to be grown without limit?

Simply put: No......

.......Americans have, as a nation, become fat, dumb, "entitled" and lazy.

There are many who argue that those who live "hand to mouth" don't have that choice. Really? Here are two statistics that make clear that this is simply false:

  • In 2003 there were 159 million cell phone subscribers in the United States, and the average monthly bill was $49.91. Penetration has since grown to approximately 70% of the population (from ~60% in 2003.) Since 25% of all persons are under the age of 18, the majority of the non-subscribers to cellular services are in fact children under the age of 10.
  • In 2002 58 percent of persons age 18 and over were overweight, and 23 percent were considered medically obese.

.....So in fact we have two "inconvenient facts" that contradict the claim that those who live "hand to mouth" and yet are working could not save for their retirement and old age if they decided to do so - the first being that they spend nearly $600 a year on cellular service - a luxury, and the second being that nearly 6 in 10 are consuming significantly more food (and paying for it) than their body demands for metabolic balance......


.........As the embedded (and fraudulently-concealed) debt continued to mount banks and other institutions found themselves performing a Madoff - that is, issuing new credit (debt) to be able to "show earnings" that in fact were a phantom. Unlike Madoff they did not have to go find someone new to put money in to be able to issue the checks to existing investors, since a bank that can operate with no reserve requirements imposed on it is capable of issuing as much credit as it wants, effectively "printing money."

.....Regulations and leverage limits are supposed to prevent this, but they were systematically and intentionally dismantled in the name of "financial innovation."

In truth they were dismantled in the name of a massive financial fraud that permeated every corner of our credit system, from credit cards to student loans to automobiles to housing.

This ponzi scheme even extended to individual consumers - that is, you.

If you HELOC'd out money and paid down your credit cards with it, then charged anew or cash-out refinanced, you were a Madoff. If you bought a house with an Option ARM, knowing full well you could not make make a fully-amortized "recast" payment, you were a Madoff. If you played the balance transfer game with your credit cards, rolling balances from one zero-interest offer to another, you were a Madoff. Tens of millions of Americans did one or more of these things - and each and every one of them - if not you then someone you knew - was running a personal version of Madoff's scheme.

Every organ of our government and regulatory system was involved in this knowing deceit and the complicity required for it to occur - Congress, The White House, Treasury, The Federal Reserve - and still is.

So why did the bubble collapse, if these institutions are able to continue to literally "print money" and the regulators were intentionally ignoring all of it?

The fundamental problem with all Ponzi Schemes, even those in which the operator is able to issue credit at will, is that it relies on people not challenging the books.

It requires "belief" - that is, confidence.

Thus the phrase "con game".

When Bear Stearns two hedge funds collapsed, the house of cards began to shake. People started looking at balance sheets and asking lots of very inconvenient questions, including exactly how one can have a mortgage-backed security rated "AAA" when 40% of the loans in it are either delinquent or in foreclosure. A few people started to listen to those who had analyzed the math, such as myself and Mish, and the light came on in their head - "Oh My God, they're right!"

See, while credit spends like money, it is not money. ........


.............You would think that Bernanke and Paulson would recognize what is going on - and that they are unable to stop the inevitable collapse.

Here's the problem - they do recognize it, but they are two of the architects of it, and admitting the truth means taking responsibility for what they have done.

That's not going to happen so long as they believe they can manage to keep the "con" going with someone.

The group of "someone's", however, is shrinking rapidly. Commercial and Investment bank loans, then Fannie and Freddie, then commercial paper issuers, and now various sorts of consumer loan products such as credit cards, automobile financing and student loans are all being shunned by those with actual money as they start to peek under the kimono and find not a pleasant sight but rather something both ugly and hairy staring back at them.

Thus, the transfer of all of this "credit" (really bad debt) no longer backed by money (as the producers have taken their ball and left) from the institutions that created the ponzi scheme to "the sovereign" - the Government - in all of its forms, whether it be Treasury or The Fed directly.

The latest announcement came on Friday, when The Fed loosened the terms of the TALF (one of its alphabet soup programs) and effectively allowed hedge funds to borrow from it.

This, incidentally, is why Bloomberg has had to sue The Fed to try to get disclosure of the crap they have taken on their balance sheet, and why Fox News announced that it is suing Treasury to gain disclosure of what they have taken on.

It is also why Markit has announced that they're "postponing" the listing of performance data on "Prime" mortgages - they were pressured to do so (by their own admission) because a published price means no more lying about values, and that could mean immediate (and monstrous) new writedowns for banks which hold trillions of dollars of "Prime" mortgages yet are valuing them pretty much "however they want."

As I said before, evil requires secrecy.

There is real (and justified) fear that should the truth of what is being held in these "Fed and Treasury programs" be disclosed in full that those with money (that is, producers) would flee United States Treasuries (and dollars.)

This is not an unjustified fear; it is, in fact, fear of exactly what has happened thus far and led to the collapse of AIG, Lehman, Bear Sterns and the near-collapse of Fannie and Freddie.

And what is The Fed using for its "credit grade"? Ratings from the same agencies that graded as "AAA" toxic subprime debt that all blew up.

If this last gambit fails so does our government's ability to deficit spend.

There is a near-100% probability that it will fail - we are simply arguing about the "when", not the "if".

See, without evidence that the debt (not deficit) they are asked to back will be paid down at some date-reasonable in the future, eventually the people with money will flee.

It is simply a matter of exactly when their confidence fails (that is, at what leverage ratio do they say "screw this!"), not if it will fail.

Removal of the ability to deficit spend, when the government will be running a $1 trillion+ deficit next year, would result in a roughly 25% instantaneous reduction in the government's budget - assuming tax receipts will be maintained. The problem is that they won't - with unemployment skyrocketing and GDP collapsing, tax receipts are likely to fall 30% or more, meaning that in all probability the government will find itself having to cut its budget in half on an immediate basis.

Since a goodly part of that budget is in fact interest and it cannot be cut (without causing a general default) the consequence would be a requirement to slash all government programs immediately by approximately 60% - including Medicare, Social Security, the military, education, other social programs (e.g. Title I) and everything else. In addition The Fed would be forced to immediately disgorge all of its bad assets into the market at whatever price they could be sold for, lest The Dollar become "de-currencied" almost instantaneously.

Think about Iceland and how quickly their situation unraveled.

It can - and may - happen here".......more


opkin : okay...okay...okay...enough already! ....sheesh!


peteydavinci : y'all should read a whole thang! dudes...it so good ah wudda lak ta copy...

...all on it! ...oh yeah....it were me wot messed it abaht an put summa italics an stuff in...


opkin : ah don geddit!...how come a title o this piece is 'little house onna prairie'?

hoss : cos that gon be the way it gonna be dude...self sufficiency...save fo yo own lean years...

...a new american prairie....


little joe : anyone heah seen a varmint...take me to the varmint...


adam : i aint seen a BONANZA lak iss in many a long yeah...


dandg dadalang dadalang dadalang dang daannggg dang...


ONNA LIGHTER NOTE

hamish macrae : ..."I don't think Gordon Brown has any idea of the contempt in which he is held in the rest of the world. I sat at lunch next to a top European politician a few months ago and his assessment was unrepeatable. (He cheered up noticeably when I said that the PM couldn't win an election.)

carmen macrae : There'll be no tomorrow, no matter how we pretend....

....Tomorrow brings sorrow, and loneliness without end....






beulah : WTF...aint no carmen macrae onna vid.....ya limey b*stard...

thepainteronnacisternroof : watcha want...jam onnit?