Showing posts with label unemployment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label unemployment. Show all posts

Friday, 13 November 2020

THE EYE OF THE STORM

yo!.. they think it's all over... innit? 


here in palookaville..

folks alla watchin a msm...

but it ain't news..

itta distraction..

it's called hazing..

get an keep yo attention..

wiv daft stuff..

lak trump an bollox lak at..


FAT LADY NOT SINGIN YET


Virus Growth Uncontrolled

On November 2st the U.S. had a 44% increase in daily COVID-19 to 93,581. The chart below indicates the second wave of infections did not decline to the first wave low. Thus, experts forecast a third winter wave peak of cases will be higher than the second spring wave peak...

Economic Activity Contracts


Unemployment Rises


Personal Income Falls


Consumers Miss Rent and Home Mortgage Payments


Rent and Mortgage Moratoriums Fail


Consumers Use Credit Cards To Make Payments


Small Business Landlords Default on Mortgages


Home Owners Default on Mortgages


Consumer Spending Dives


..For investors, this is the time to prepare for a possible severe economic storm coming this winter. Scott Minerd, Global CIO at Guggenheim, observes that we have a pause now giving us time to prepare for an economic whirlwind:

the relative calm  we feel in the markets right now isn’t the end of the storm, it is just the eye, it may seem like there is no storm at all…yet the worst is yet to come.

check out the full article..


and this..

https://slopeofhope.com/2020/11/pfuck-pfizer.html


an don't forget..

this is all just my own opinions..

based upon articles from the www..

so don't go doin stuff..

this is all just fo fun...

read the disclaimer..


and this comment from mish's site..

12 hrs

Here are the daily case:death numbers for November (USA)

so far, 

from worldometer..

Nov 1 Su 71,321:399

Nov 2 M 88,905:522

Nov 3 T 94,463:1199

Nov 4 W 108,352:1200

Nov 5 Th 118,204:1125

Nov 6 F 132,540:1248

Nov 7 Sa 127,894:1035

Nov 8 Su 109,659:544

Nov 9 M 127,316:641

Nov 10 T 135,653:1346

Nov 11 W 142,808:1478

Nov 12 Th 151,033:1090 (so far today)

The trend of new cases is exploding in the US. One only has to compare numbers to a week earlier. Every single day this week the case numbers increased by over 30k compared to 7 days earlier. Hospitalizations are increasing several thousand per day as well. If hospitals fill up like they did during the first wave, the US is going to see some ugly death numbers again.

Trump is still in charge until inauguration day. What is he doing about it? Tweeting, golfing, having tantrums, and firing people.

Worst President ever.

Realist
Realist


Sunday, 10 May 2020

THINGS TO DO WITH BILLIONS WHEN YOU'RE DEAD

yo!.. royally fucked... innit!


in palookaville..

it's much worse than you think..


THEY THINK IT'S ALL OVER


all a big palookas..

are opening up a conomys..

they don't give a fuck..

about anybody else..

people losin money..

people losin jobs..

people goin nutz..

business goin bust..

palookas need ta git elected..

priority calls..

fuck you..


IT IS NOW


never mind the bollocks..

no need ta plan..

don't test, don't tell..

ain't nuthin but..

a little bitty flu..



COMING UP


nobody could have forseen this..

it's not governments fault..

the fed has got our backs..

the president will protect the people..

all the jobs will be back soon..

making palookaville great again.. 

 


 

 


Monday, 20 April 2020

THE HUNGER GAMES

yo! ... starvation... innit!


every 100 years or so..

here in palookaville..

we have..


THE VIRUS GAMES


all sorts of..

high jinks an capers..

are laid bare by..

a new virus..

wot nobody evva seen before..

it's the novelty..

that gets the games off..

ta a really fast start..

before ya know it..

little fucker be..

all over a word..


THIS TIME IT'S STARVATION


Katniss Everdeen..

 We all have one enemy, and that’s President Snow..

He corrupts everyone and everything..

He turns the best of us against each other..


IT'S WORSE THAN THAT
 

as if the virus wasn't bad enough..

the mutations are even worse..

for every virus infection..

there are 100 extra casualties..

unemployed, unschooled.. in debt,

gone bust, grounded, stuck in port, mothballed..

but by far the worst collateral damage..

is starvation..


THE WIND IS IN FROM AFRICA


The wind is in from Africa
Last night I couldn't sleep..

Oh, you know it sure is hard to leave here dude..
But it's really not my fault..

My fingernails are filthy..
I got nothin ta eat..
I don't have your clean white linen..
nor shoes upon my feat..

Come on down to the closed Cafe..

I will get us a bottle of wine

And we'll laugh and toast to nothing..

and smash our glasses down..

Let's have a round for these hungry children
A round for these friends of mine..

Let's have another round for the virus devil 
that traps us in this tourist town..

‘Starve or get sick’: Africa’s COVID-19 lockdown dilemma

“I give them (the government) one to two weeks before things get worse..

Not in terms of coronavirus, but in terms of hunger,”..

said Kennedy Odede, who runs Shining Hope For Communities (SHOFCO),

a grassroots movement which works in the Nairobi slum Kibera..

and other informal settlements in Kenya.


 

 President Snow..

 Hope. It is the only thing stronger than fear..

 A little hope is effective..

A lot of hope is dangerous.

katniss evergreen..

“They'll be granted immunity!" 

I feel myself rising from my chair..

"You will personally pledge this in front of the entire population..

 of District Thirteen and the remainder of Twelve. Soon,Today..

It will be recorded for future generations..

You will hold yourself and your government responsible for their safety..”

President Snow..

 Miss Everdeen, it is the things we love most that destroy us.

 Effie Trinket..

 Happy Virus Games! And may the odds be ever in your favor.

Wednesday, 15 April 2020

THE GREATEST GAMES EVER PLAYED

yo!... who knew?... innit!


2,015,571 

no end in sight..


palookaville..

was warned..

but wasn't listening..


THRONE OF GAMES


bigger than the olympics..

faster than formula one..

statistics to die for..

human drama..

herioc action..

bare knuckle rides..

emergency rooms..


THE GAMES THAT STOPPED THE WORLD


airplanes grounded..

folks out of work..

cars parked up..

ships not sailing..

trains not running..

folks not working..

students not studying..

lovers not touching..

actors not acting..

drama not playing..

borders closed..

tourists not traveling..

holidays not taken..

homes not bought..

houses not sold..

stocks crashed..

bonds bashed..

sailors sick..


NOT FOR 100 YEARS


have these games been played..

at this level..

with anything like..

these results..


THE VIRUS GAMES PLAYBOOK


prevaricate..

obfuscate..

delay..

 deny..

 lie..

cheat..

steal..

push..

shove..

gouge..
 cover up..

play without proper kit..

argue the toss..

blame the ref..

change the rules..

hail mary passes..

play offside..

block..

dither..

divide..


LOCK DOWN OR LOOK OUT


carry on cruisin..

carry on mixin..

carry on mardigras..

carry on racing..

carry on sports..

carry on shakin hands..


WHAT A CARRY ON

now it's..

carry on..

in lock down..

stay home stupid..

watch the games..

onna tv..







Tuesday, 14 April 2020

YOU HAVE ONE NEW MISSED MESSAGE

yo!... virus callin... innit!


calls are cummin in..

ta unlock the lock down..

in palookaville..

nobody likes to..

spend time with..

the family..

their kids..

no one wants to breath..

the new fresh air..

listen to the new silence..

they are getting fed up..

of..


THE VIRUS GAMES


simple cyrus says..

put your hands in the air..

an shake them all about..

this will make my message spread..

especially when you shout..


WE CAME HERE TO PLAY


we've also come to stay..


NEW COVID 20 


if you wish..

ta end the games..

you will have to..

do what you have so far..

disasterously refused to do..

prepare.. prepare..prepare..

test.. test.. test..

trace.. trace.. trace..

quarantine seriously..

not by self..

pay sick pay..

stop travelling..

masks and visors for all..


FORTY SHADES OF GREEN


In Ireland, we consume a great deal of British media.

This means that we’ve been watching..

with growing despair and grief..

 British news reports chronicling a national disaster..

But for weeks now, long before the death rate accelerated..

we’ve been watching and reading your reports with a queasy feeling..

We knew of the measures and plans the Irish government was putting in place to protect us..

and we knew how far..

your government was slipping behind.

your prime minister was still telling you to wash your hands..
When our government cancelled St Patrick’s Day celebrations..
 yours allowed the Cheltenham Festival to go ahead..
a potentially massive multi-day super-spreading event of over 250,000 people..
 The contrast was disorientating..

Nowhere was the dissonance more marked than on the weekend before St Patrick’s day..

By that point..

Ireland had banned indoor gatherings of more than 100 people..

but had stopped short of closing the pubs..

A video showing revellers in Temple Bar went viral..

a public outcry ensued; #closethepubs trended on Irish Twitter..

the minister for health commented..

and voluntary pub closures..

began the following morning..


I DRANK IN PETEY LAWLER'S WHILE BILLY STUART SANG



Alone all alone by the wave-washed strand
And alone in a crowded hall
 
The hall it is gay and the waves they are grand
But my heart is not here at all
It flies far away by night and by day
 To the times and the joys that are gone
But I never will forget the sweet maiden I met
In the valley near Slieve Na Mban




coming up..

NEW COVID 21

LAME DUCK PRESIDENT

STATE OF THE UNION

THREE STRIKES AND YOU'RE OUT







CYRUS : THE HAPPY VIRUS

yo! ... host with the most... innit!


well hello..

palookaville..

jus wanna say..

how y'all doin..

so happy to be here..

with y'all tonight..

me an the wife..

we've travelled the world ..

to be here with ya..

in your very own..

throats

TIME TO TOAST THE HOST

we'd lak ta thank y'all..

fo hostin these..

virus games


MAN WE WAS NOWHERE


we was jus chillin out..

slummin it..

with the other animals..

in a wet market..

in china..


ALONG CUMMA VIPER


and bingo..

we was reinvigorated..

an movin an shakin..

innna..

local human throats..

for ya knew it..

we was outta there..

an traveling the world..

by airplane..

first class.. innit!


THE HELPING HAND


we all wanna thank all you..

palookas..

fo the many..

helping hands..

you have shaken..

to help us all spred..

could not have got..

where we are now..

without you..


PARTY TIME AGAIN


we love ta party..

cos you love ta party..

we love ta boogie..

on saturday nights..



wanna thank alla politicos..

fo turnin..

a blind eye..

fo not buyin..

all those pesky..

masks and visors..

PPE shit..

that stuff really sucks..

if y'all had been..

in full PPE kit..

the virus games..

could never have been played..


DEEP THROAT

we love ta live..

in yo throats..

we gets ta eat better..

an drink better..

an the sex is wonderful..


we could not have found..

a better partner..

for these games..

y'all jus love ..

ta travel..

an hug an kiss..

and sing..

an shout..

this all has..

happened so very fast..


CLIMATE CHANGE


no need ta thank us..

for the cleaner air..

the empty roads..

the fall in greenhouse..

emissions..

the fall in crime..

the time off work..

or the wall ta wall..

binge sets..

y'all..

love ta watch..


IT'S BEEN A BALL


the virus games..

are out playing..

all other sports..

tv ratings..

are through the roof..

it ain't a stretch..

ta say..

we have brought the whole world..

to a standstill..



Man we was lonely
Yes we was lonely
 
And we was hard pressed to find a smile
 
Man we was lonely
Yes we was lonely
 
But now were fine all the while






Saturday, 11 April 2020

THE UNEMPLOYMENT VIRUS

yo!... numbers game... innit!


in palookaville today..

people agog..

atta score board...


showin virus winning..


THE VIRUS GAMES


infections in the low millions..

deaths inna high thousands..

game over for football..

game over for baseball..

game over for soccer..

games over fo olympics..

game over fo golf..

sweeping all before it..

the virus games...

was the only game in town..


GAME OVER FOR JOBS


now..


will have to have some new columns..

employment..

has crashed..

into the park..

More than 6.6 million Americans lost their jobs last week..

with 16 million jobs gone in the past three weeks..

as the coronavirus pandemic..

 brought the US economy to a standstill.
 

they may not have the proper kit..

they may not have all the sports skills..

but  certainly..

 they have the numbers..


STRENGTH IN DEPTH


in sports it all about the stats..

unemployment risin..

faster than confirmed infections..
  


six million here, six million there..

pretty soon..

we're lookin at serious numbers..

 






 

 

 



THE BLACK HOLE IN ONE

yo!... crash baked in... innit!


A day for self-congratulation...

njbr


Most cases in the world
Most active cases in the world
Most serious/critical cases in the world
And tied/soon to win the most deaths, also.
Trump--- “People are watching us and seeing what we’re doing, and they’re very impressed.”
He lives in such a wonderful place
(comment posted on mish's blog)


up here in space...

things are gettin ugly..

palookaville starship..

uss enterprise..

is suckered into a black hole..

by a combination of..

 admiral not listening..

not looking forwards..

playing golf..

shaking hands..

piling up debt..

starting trade wars..

an lots a other daft stuff..


THE WRONG KIND OF DEAD 


the new stars virus..

was supposed to only kill..

old and worn out people..

not celebrities..

not politicians..

and certainly not health professionals..

but..

it would appear that the virus has mutated into a..


it might have been different..

if the workers in the front line..

had the correct kit..

an..

PPE




LOST IN AUSTRALIA 


coming up..


keep your distance..

don't come fly with me..

Never answer an anonymous letter..

The future ain’t what it used to be..


No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.. 


















Sunday, 5 April 2020

HAVE VIRUS WILL TRAVEL

yo!... only game in town... innit!


the sun shines down on palookaville...

an a folks like ta go outside...

maybe some lak ta visit a seaside...

even though a shops is shut...

amusements on hold...

cafes closed...

beach closed...


GO THE SOCIAL DISTANCE


don't go the extra mile...



THE VIRUS GAME


is the only game in town...

all other games are off...

it's games over for football...

games over fo olympics...

games over fo basketball, baseball,

what evva


GREAT WALL OF CHINA


the chinese are favourite to win a games...

well they invented them...

they were first up to bat...

and by all accounts...

played a blinder...

knocked a virus fo six innit...

some say the didn't play the game...

not with a straight bat...

only they can telll


anyway...

the great wall was breached anna virus...

flew around the world...

kicking off the world series...


TRAINS AN BOATS AN PLANES


now every country playing by it's own rules...

no referee...

china takes an early bath...

retired but not out...


the crowd is restless...

and will not stay...

off the park...

until ground rules are fully agreed...

the mob will rule... 


THRONE OF GAMES


who will be the winning team?

it looks like taiwan...

"Taiwan rapidly produced and implemented a list of at least 124 action items in the past five weeks to protect public health," report co-author Jason Wang, a Taiwanese doctor and associate professor of pediatrics at Stanford Medicine, said in a statement
"The policies and actions go beyond border control because they recognized that that wasn't enough."
This was while other countries were still debating whether to take action. 
In a study conducted in January, Johns Hopkins University said Taiwan was one of the most at-risk areas outside of mainland China -- owing to its close proximity, ties and transport links.
Among those early decisive measures was the decision to ban travel from many parts of China, stop cruise ships docking at the island's ports, and introduce strict punishments for anyone found breaching home quarantine orders.- from cnn

but germany will probably snatch it...

in extra time...


WHAT COMES AROUND


the games are played every several years..

they are not always kicked off in china...

the last really big games was 100 years ago...

and was kicked off in the USA

though for some reason...

they were called the

spanish games...


I SEE NO SHIPS


winners an losers..

but mostly losers...

it's airplanes nil...

cruise lines nil...

navy ships nil...

travel is the biggest losing team


TOURISTS FUCK OFF


go home palookas...

you are not wanted here...

virus invisiblity...

tarnishes all travellers... 

traveling is public enemy number one...

we cannot even agree on how to spell it!








Thursday, 2 April 2020

BIG YELLOW VIRUS

yo!... don't know what you've got - til it's gone!... innit!


us folks here in palookaville...

used ta lak a looka rounda shops...

getta bite ta eat...

get a beer...

clubbin...

jumpi an jivin...

doin stuff...

whatevva


6.66 MILLION JOBLESS CLAIMS


now there is no more mornin dew...

the parking lot is empty...

or it's a homeless shelter...


BOTTOM FALLS OUT OF THE TOP


how did this happen?

slowly at first...

then suddenly


if only we had known...

what exponential growth meant...

how what was no big deal...

became a FGBD


 WHERE WERE THE BIG PALOOKAS AT IN JANUARY  2020




WHAT CANNOT BE CURED



Late last night
I heard the screen door slam
And a big yellow virus
Took away my old man

Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got
Till it's gone

They paved paradise
And put up a hospital tent









Saturday, 20 March 2010

DANSE MACABRE

yo!...buggar thy neighbor...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
...capitulation day postponed...


...here in...

...palookaville...

...all bets are hedged...

...as we await the resumption of normal service...

...a V shaped recovery has been achieved in the financial markets...

...and the puppet masters have made loads-a-money...


IT TAKES ONE TO TANGO

...the states within the Eurodisunion...

...are locked in a dance of death...

...those that sell and those that buy...


...those who sell will not buy and those who buy must borrow to do so...

...those who lend fear they will not be repaid...

...the price of borrowing must rise for those who buy...

...those who sell...will not lend...

...round and round we go...

...until the music stops...

...when all must find a seat at the table...

...or fall to the floor...

...and must then sit out the game...

...in the corner...with the dunce's hat...


WE TWO KINGS


...Chi Na and Berlin...

...are kings of the castle...

...all the rest are dirty rascals...


STANDS WITH A BOWL

...our great leader...

...is asking for more...


...more time to rule...

...more money to spend...

...he can't get enough from all us palookas...

...so he stands with a bowl...

...begging for more money...

...so that he can pay the interest...

...on the money he has borrowed...

...mr bumble the beedle...

...wants to give him to the undertaker...

...who will bury him for good...


FATAL ATTRACTION

...but he just keeps emerging from the dead...

...consumate zombie that he is...

...the people of palookaville...

...will vote for death...

...so long as somebody else will pay for it...


BAGPIPE MUSIC

It's no go the merry-go-round, it's no go the rickshaw,
All we want is a limousine and a ticket for the peepshow.
Their knickers are made of crepe-de-chine, their shoes are made of python,
Their halls are lined with tiger rugs and their walls with head of bison.

John MacDonald found a corpse, put it under the sofa,
Waited till it came to life and hit it with a poker,
Sold its eyes for souvenirs, sold its blood for whiskey,
Kept its bones for dumbbells to use when he was fifty.

It's no go the Yogi-man, it's no go Blavatsky,
All we want is a bank balance and a bit of skirt in a taxi.

Annie MacDougall went to milk, caught her foot in the heather,
Woke to hear a dance record playing of Old Vienna.
It's no go your maidenheads, it's no go your culture,
All we want is a Dunlop tire and the devil mend the puncture.

The Laird o' Phelps spent Hogmanay declaring he was sober,
Counted his feet to prove the fact and found he had one foot over.
Mrs. Carmichael had her fifth, looked at the job with repulsion,
Said to the midwife "Take it away; I'm through with overproduction."

It's no go the gossip column, it's no go the Ceilidh,
All we want is a mother's help and a sugar-stick for the baby.

Willie Murray cut his thumb, couldn't count the damage,
Took the hide of an Ayrshire cow and used it for a bandage.
His brother caught three hundred cran when the seas were lavish,
Threw the bleeders back in the sea and went upon the parish.

It's no go the Herring Board, it's no go the Bible,
All we want is a packet of fags when our hands are idle.

It's no go the picture palace, it's no go the stadium,
It's no go the country cot with a pot of pink geraniums,
It's no go the Government grants, it's no go the elections,
Sit on your arse for fifty years and hang your hat on a pension.

It's no go my honey love, it's no go my poppet;
Work your hands from day to day, the winds will blow the profit.
The glass is falling hour by hour, the glass will fall forever,
But if you break the bloody glass you won't hold up the weather.

Louis Macneice

Malcolm Evison (9/16/2005 9:59:00 AM)

Humorous as it may be with regards to Class and social mores, flirtations with theosophy etc., one is brought up with a start... the realization that this was written in 1937 and, the more specific social unrest in Spain and Germany... the fall of the glass is unstoppable!


...petey...

the more things change...innit!

Saturday, 27 February 2010

THE BEAUTIFUL DEBT

yo!...game over...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL

...final score...


...here in palookaville...


...the game is up...


Recovery? Who are you trying to kid?

We are in a deep hole – and it looks like we’ll be down there for quite some time, says Jeremy Warner.


...course...jezzer used to be a booster...

...but...

...that was then...



JOIN THE CLUB

Portsmouth goes into administration


...hoping to win trophies with debt...


...debt and players wages bust the club...


...football is as bust as the banks...


...why not grow your own local players and...


...play football...


...not financial games...?


California is a greater risk than Greece, warns JP Morgan chief



...debt is doom...


Monday, 19 October 2009

FREE BUT DOWN IN THE GUTTER

yo!...canned heat...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day+a year or so



...government sucks...


...the well known treasury department...


...has taken over the country...


...read mish...



Tuesday, 6 October 2009

OH DEAR...

yo!...bummer...innit!


PENSIONS KAPUTNIK DAY


...here in palookagrad today...


...the planners are breaking the bad news to the proles...


...you have to work longer folks...


...THEY AIN'T NO JOBS...


...you have to come off incapacity benefit and go to work...


...only...


...THEY AIN'T NO JOBS...


POLITICAL SUICIDE


...everyone knows something has to give...


...but...


...not that it should be given by them...


...the fact is that the government has bust the country...


...and that their index-linked pensions are safe...


...not to mention their buy-to-let portfolios...


...paid for by expenses claims (us)...


don't worry


...we will not have to work longer though...


...because...


1. they ain't no jobs...


2. most middle class people work for the government...


3. that means index-linked pensions from age 60...


4. the rest will be on benefits...


5. only idiots who have saved money will pay...


6. obviously that is a very small number...