LEADERS OF THE PACK

yo!.. winners an losers... innit!

in palookaville..

we are lagging behind the play..

forced deep into our own half..

playing defence..

but really..

playing catch up..

whilst we contemplate disgrace..

we also look up to those..

WINNING THE VIRUS GAMES

3 Countries That Panicked Early are Reporting ‘0’ New COVID-19 Cases

 

• Taiwan, South Korea, and New Zealand celebrate overcoming the COVID-19 pandemic.
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• Taiwan and New Zealand reported no new cases..
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• South Korea reported new cases only from foreigners traveling into the country.
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• Highly optimistic data from the three countries..
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• can be used as blueprint for recovery in other countries.
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THE WOODEN SPOON WITH OUR NAME

The UK now has the highest Covid-19 death toll in Europe totalling 32,375, the latest Office for National Statistics (ONS) data shows.

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WHAT A PLAYER

yo! ... from hero ta zero ...innit!

here in palookaville..

our leader is sick..

he is recovering nicely..

we hope..

from rona's kiss..

we even quite like the guy..

he still sick though..

SICK AS A PARROT

wtf..

did he not just win..

a huge election victory?

a tory hero..

national hero..

the king of all brexit..

IN THE DRIVING SEAT

with co driver..

dominic cummings..

together they will..

get brexit done!

so much to do..

so little time..

then along come a spider..

THE VIRUS GAMES

oh dear..

what can the matter be..

we were planning..

monday through saturday..

two old ladies..

die in a lavatory..

Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
boris so slow at the games..

He promised to buy me a mask to protect me..
And then for a smile oh, he vowed he would please me..

He promised to bring me a visor and gown..
To tie up my bonny brown hair..

Oh, dear! What can the matter be?

boris so slow at the games..

He promised to buy me a basket of ventilators
A garland of laurels, a gift of immunity

A little straw hat to set off the cameras
And tie up my bonny brown hair..

Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
Dear, dear! What can the matter be?

Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
boris so slow at the games..

boris is sick..

because he took his..

eye off the ball..

in a very fast moving..

virus game..

he cudda been a contender..

but now..

he is sick of the sound..

of chickens coming home to roost..

sick of the virus games..

he is thinking of steve mcqueen..

in the movie..

the sand pebbles..

 

I was home. 

What happened? 

What the hell happened? 

THE GREATEST GAMES EVER PLAYED

yo!... who knew?... innit!

2,015,571 

no end in sight..

palookaville..

was warned..

but wasn't listening..

THRONE OF GAMES

bigger than the olympics..

faster than formula one..

statistics to die for..

human drama..

herioc action..

bare knuckle rides..

emergency rooms..

THE GAMES THAT STOPPED THE WORLD

airplanes grounded..

folks out of work..

cars parked up..

ships not sailing..

trains not running..

folks not working..

students not studying..

lovers not touching..

actors not acting..

drama not playing..

borders closed..

tourists not traveling..

holidays not taken..

homes not bought..

houses not sold..

stocks crashed..

bonds bashed..

sailors sick..

NOT FOR 100 YEARS

have these games been played..

at this level..

with anything like..

these results..

THE VIRUS GAMES PLAYBOOK

prevaricate..

obfuscate..

delay..

 deny..

 lie..

cheat..

steal..

push..

shove..

gouge..

 cover up..

play without proper kit..

argue the toss..

blame the ref..

change the rules..

hail mary passes..

play offside..

block..

dither..

divide..

LOCK DOWN OR LOOK OUT

carry on cruisin..

carry on mixin..

carry on mardigras..

carry on racing..

carry on sports..

carry on shakin hands..

WHAT A CARRY ON

now it's..

carry on..

in lock down..

stay home stupid..

watch the games..

onna tv..

THE UNEMPLOYMENT VIRUS

yo!... numbers game... innit!

in palookaville today..

people agog..

atta score board...

worldometer..

showin virus winning..

THE VIRUS GAMES

infections in the low millions..

deaths inna high thousands..

game over for football..

game over for baseball..

game over for soccer..

games over fo olympics..

game over fo golf..

sweeping all before it..

the virus games...

was the only game in town..

GAME OVER FOR JOBS

now..

the worldometer..

will have to have some new columns..

employment..

has crashed..

into the park..

More than 6.6 million Americans lost their jobs last week..

with 16 million jobs gone in the past three weeks..

as the coronavirus pandemic..

 brought the US economy to a standstill.

 

they may not have the proper kit..

they may not have all the sports skills..

but  certainly..

 they have the numbers..

STRENGTH IN DEPTH

in sports it all about the stats..

unemployment risin..

faster than confirmed infections..

  

US unemployment rises 6.6m in a week as coronavirus takes its toll

six million here, six million there..

pretty soon..

we're lookin at serious numbers..

 

 

 

 

CRY FOUL

yo... game o two halves... innit!

palookaville astrodome 2020

players an spectators...

cryin foul ovva foul play...

early bath fo china...

IT'S A RELAY STUPID

at start of play...

folks say it a sprint...

no need fo extra time...

be all ovva fo yo know it...

players runnin the ball...

chargin dahn...

blockin attacks...

HAIL MARY

it aint even half time yet..

still inna first quarter...

ball gets slippery...

temperatures rise...

players get cramp...

lookin fo a hail mary pass already

PASS IT ON

folks startin ta realise...

it aint no sprint...

talkin abaht...

this dude a marathon

THIS AIN'T NO POPSICLE

big palookas tryin ta suck it an see...

hows that workin out?

some blame a mandarins...

some a politics..

not in the playbook...

not our fault...

fact is...

it all our faults

TRAINS AN BOATS AN PLANES

we all loves ta travel...

sad ta stay home innit...

gotta git among it...

suck it an fuck it...

eat it an drink it...

 

laugh out loud...

touch an feel...

press a flesh...

fo we knew it...

IT A CLUSTER FUCK 

smart folks start runnin fo a door...

include me out...

fuck that thing...

keep it ta yo sell...

WHAT GOES AROUND

folks won't stop worshippin...

gets tagether big time...

get good an tight...

then they go home...

then they pass it on...

AS YE SOW

grim reaper ...

reapin nah...

fat lady not singin anytime soon...

olympic virus torch...

passed around a wurl...

comin ta a place near you...

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