Showing posts with label covid 19. Show all posts
Showing posts with label covid 19. Show all posts

Sunday, 13 December 2020

OUR FRIENDS IN BRUSSELS

 yo!.. an they friends here... innit!


here in palookaville..

we may not know shit from sugar..

but we know the sound of old farts..


THE BACK STABBERS ARE BACK

the loyal thatcher colleagues..

are being wheeled out by the msm..

to rail against the folly..

of the disunited kingdom..

trying to leave the European cartel..


WE'RE ALL DOOMED


the bollox is on full volume..

the ports will be blocked..

we can't go on holiday..

our currency will crash..

socks will fall..

investors will run..

covid will reach new peaks..

the army will shrink..

the sky fall in..

it will rain every day..

and the earth will grow hot..

the weather will change..

pubs will stay shut..


FEAR IS THE KEY


we must be stopped at all costs..

nobody leaves the union..

it cannot be allowed to unravel..

make an example of the palookas..

'shoot one - scare 10,000'


WHO BUYS MOST STUFF FROM WHOM


after brexit new deals will be made..

they have to move their shit..

we will still be here in europe..

just not in the cartel..

an the rest of the world will go on..


yes it will suck for a while..

but will it suck forever..

probably not..







Saturday, 27 June 2020

EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT COVID 19

yo!.. he said, she said... innit!


TALKING USA NOW


worldometer figures for usa..

daily new cases..

june 21 2020 = 26,102

june 26 2020 = 47,341

so not doubled then..

but gettin there..

and in only 6 days..


WHAT A DIFFERENCE A WEEK MAKES


average new cases per day..

36,603 (6 days)

back on april 10 2020..

7 day moving average was..

32,459

that was the previous top..


28 may 2020 = 21,376

09 june 2020 = 21,282

and the bottom was in..


SO WHAT WENT WRONG?


don't test, don't tell..

was scrapped..

lock downs ended..

they thought it was all over..

cluster-fuck back in vogue..

drinks on the house..


AS USUAL PEOPLE CAN'T AGREE


interests fail to coincide..

a unified approach is missing..

a common goal is wide open..

divided we fall..


WHEN WILL IT ALL BE OVER


you may well ask..


THE VIRUS SAYS WHEN


until we do..

and that ain't yet..


Coming up..


more of the same..

but I feel ok !

honey I can't breathe..

what me worry..

it will all just disappear..

too much testing..

face masks are for wimps..

wall street celebrates..


MAKE AMERICA WELL AGAIN


hell !

make us all well again..










Thursday, 25 June 2020

DJOKOVIC SCORES A POINT

yo.. advantage virus... innit!

Andy Murray has criticised Novak Djokovic

after the World No 1 contracted..

coronavirus while hosting a tennis tournament.
 
The Serb’s unsanctioned Adria Tour has now been cancelled.

'In hindsight, it’s not something that should have gone ahead.
It’s not surprising how many people have tested positive..

after seeing some of the images of the players’ party and the kids’ day.
There was no social distancing in place.'

Murray was speaking..


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all together now..


BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY SYMPTOMS


.."Reality is something that male tennis players..

in general have not been part of for three months.
 
Grigor Dimitrov is one of the most pleasant people in the sport but,
 
as with the likes of Dominic Thiem and Zverev,
 
he has spent the past few weeks..

traipsing around the globe in the middle of a pandemic,
 
apparently without ever imagining..
 
he could catch and spread the virus himself.
 
That, too, is dangerous."


THE YOUNG DON'T GET IT


everyone is walking around..

thinking that this pandemic..

need not concern them..

the virus is for others..

the old, the sick, those in care..

so why bother following protocol..

rules are for little people..


OUT WITH THE IN CROWD


those who socialize the most..

spread the most..

out and about..

on the town..

in the club..

in the bar, cinema, crowd..

the old and the sick and those in care..

do not spread the virus..

only the movers and shakers..

get around to bring it around..


TWEEDLE DUMB AND TWEEDLE DUMBER


have talked down the pandemic..

they have opposed lock downs..

encouraged ending lock downs too early..


BEFORE THE WEST WAS WON


there ain't no cure for stupid..

an they ain't no cure for coronavirus..

this thing will run and run..

the faster for the fools..


GET A FUCKIN GRIP


so far it's game set and match..

for the virus


U.S. records most daily coronavirus cases since April; ‘We are in deep trouble’




https://www.marketwatch.com/story/us-records-most-daily-coronavirus-cases-since-april-we-are-in-deep-trouble-2020-06-24





STAY AWAY FROM THE AIR CON

yo!.. it'll do you no good... innit!


been readin around..

the palookaville web..

and..


STRAWS IN THE WIND


certain things keep croppin up..

that rhyme..

if you want to avoid the virus..


DON'T ASK ! WEAR A MASK


when you see all those folks in china..

taiwan, korea, singapore, hong kong..

where evva..

all walking around with face masks..

it's because they have been here before..

sars, mers, swine flue etc. .

they know the dangers and want to avoid infection..

what's not to copy?

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air conditioning..

helps the spread..

it's the cool stupid..

and it carries the virus on the airflow..

air flow and cool..

that's what the virus likes..

and dumb fucks of course..

who shout..

people have noticed that meat processing plants have high infection rates..

cool, air con, proximity and shouting..


YOU REALLY HAVE GOT TO STOP SHOUTING


and singing and whistling..

and you might as well stop talking to each other..

unless you wear a mask and keep your distance..


PEACE AND QUIET AND SAFE MIXING


so text instead of talk..

it' really isn't good to talk..


DEEP THROAT


it's a throat thing..

much less throat work..


SHUT THE FUCK UP


and wear a mask..

avoid church..

watch it on video..

singing whilst next to others is dangerous..

same with music and dancing..

jogging and puffing out breath, grunting etc..

cinema at home..

eat outside by all means..

away from others..

away from the air con..

and avoid face to face..

and if you must talk on the phone..

put it to your ear not shouting into the damn thing..

maybe the next big thing..


COMING UP

is it caused by cell phone abuse??

was there covid before cell phones?

is sign language the future?



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Covid-19 record today


U.S. records most daily coronavirus cases since April; ‘We are in deep trouble’











Wednesday, 20 May 2020

GRAB THE GAMES BY THE TROPHY

yo!.. going for gold... innit!


in palookaville..

the virus games.. 

are going well..

some of the coaches..

are getting over exited..


Trump says US topping world virus cases is 'badge of honour'

 

The US has 1.5 million coronavirus cases and nearly 92,000 deaths, 

according to Johns Hopkins University.


In second place is Russia..

with nearly 300,000 confirmed cases.

 

COMING UP

what do we get if we win?

re-start the hyper bole..

the man in the white house mask..

Tuesday, 12 May 2020

UNIVERSALLY CHALLENGED

yo!.. knockin a stuffin out... innit!


in palookaville..

we are disarray..

looks like..

the keystone cops..

sounds like the keystone cops..

smells like the keystone cops..


IT'S THE KEYSTONE COPS


the finest minds..

the rolls royce brains..

are being questioned by..

amber grassgroin..

on the ever popular..


QUESTION TIME


everyone is wondering..

who is pulling the strings..

or who has their hand..

up the government arse..


CURSE OF THE MANDARIN


flu manchu..

has rendered the mandarins..

speechless..

and too poorly..

to carry on..

so now the poor, benighted..

politix are having to mess for themselves..

and a fine mess they are making of it..


NOT SULKING BUT POUTING


Tales of Suspense #50



 The Mandarin is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books..
published by Marvel Comics.
He is the archenemy of Iron Man.
The character was created by Stan Lee..
and designed by Don Heck..
first appearing in Tales of Suspense #50
(cover-dated Feb. 1964).



QUESTION TIME


jerry paxo..

is used to knocking the stuffing..

out of the stuffed shirts..

but has been replaced..

by women presenters..

as they are better looking..

and not male..

the rolls royce minded mandarins..

can hide behind ministers doors..

wearing a cloak of secrecy..

whatevva advice they give..

if not ignored..

must be faulty..

they too seem..


UNIVERSALLY CHALLENGED


by this new ongenou virus..

which attacks only the finest brains..

and forces fools to the front of the class..


ALL THE KINGS HORSES


an alla kings men..

cannot put humpty dumpty..

back together again..

they have plenty of bullets..

and plenty of guns..

but the virus is too small ta shoot..

no fair! cry the mandarins..

not cricket old chap..

nobody expected..

the spanish inquisition..


CARDINAL FANG


ah ha!


NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

This is a recurring sketch always predicated..
on an unrelated sketch..
in which one character mentions that they..
"didn't expect a Spanish Inquisition!"..

often in irritation at being questioned by another.


WHERE IS THE MANDARIN?


surely he (she) is awol..

these politix are..

out of they depth..

how can humpty dumpty..

be put back together again..

without the application of rolls royce minds?


NO COUNTRY IS AN ISLAND


all we had to do..

was pause the airplanes..

and the ships..

quarantine all incomers..

including palookas..

probably just for a while..

we could have adopted best practice..

like new zealand..

or singapore..

we could still sort this out..

but we refuse to try

why is that?






Sunday, 10 May 2020

TWENTY TWENTY

yo!.. under the spreading chestnut tree... innit!


in palookaville..

Big Brother is Watching You..

it's OK..

I've changed the date..

in the title..

so no one will think..

we are talking about the present..


AT LAST THE 1948 SHOW

 
Let's face it: our lives are miserable, laborious, and short.

Aye, you were lucky!
We lived for three months in a rolled-up newspaper in a septic tank!
Aye. Every morning we'd 'ave to get up at six,
clean the rolled-up newspaper,
eat a crust of stale bread,
then we'd 'ave to work
fourteen hours at t' mill,
day in, day out,
for sixpence a week!
Aye, and then we'd come 'ome,
Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt! 


1010 YEARS SINCE 1010



this time it's binary..

 War is peace.  Freedom is slavery.  Ignorance is strength.

for this great anniversary..

the party has arranged a circus..

with all the famous actors..

and all the clowns in the world..

and a novel virus..

to keep us home..

and out of harm's way..

We are living in a world in which nobody is free, 
in which hardly anybody is secure, 
in which it is almost impossible to be honest..
and to remain alive..

all flights are cancelled..

all borders shut..

meat is murder..

gold is illegal..

We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it.

“The Ministry of Peace concerns itself with war, the Ministry of Truth with lies, the Ministry of Love with torture and the Ministry of Plenty with starvation. These contradictions are not accidental, nor do they result from from ordinary hypocrisy..

 they are deliberate exercises in doublethink”


virus is the only real enemy we have. 
Remove virus from the scene, 
and the root cause of hunger and overwork is abolished forever..

 
War is a way of shattering to pieces, or pouring into the stratosphere, or sinking into the depths of the sea, materials which might otherwise be used to make the masses too comfortable, and hence, in the long run, too intelligent.

“All the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting.” –  Homage to Catalonia 


“Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. 
He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, 
he is too weak to pull the plough, 
he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits.

Yet he is lord of all the animals. 
He sets them to work..

he gives back to them the bare minimum..

that will prevent them from starving..

and the rest he keeps for himself.”


“Don’t you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought? 

In the end we shall make thoughtcrime literally impossible..

because there will be no words in which to express it.



…the object of waging a war..

is always to be in a better position in which to wage another war.”




WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?


nobody expects you to read this..

what relevance could there be..



room 1010 

The Most Historically Significant Person Born in 1010 is..



Hisham II the Nephast is restored as Umayyad caliph of the Caliphate of Córdoba..

succeeding Muhammad II al-Mahdi. 

... June 2 - The Battle of Aqbat al-Bakr takes place..

in the context of the Fitna of al-Andalus..

resulting in a defeat for the Caliphate of Córdoba.




  






 

Wednesday, 6 May 2020

GET IN BED WITH CHINA

yo!.. wake up with rona... innit!


when in palookaville..

stay out of china town..

 


EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS IS CHINATOWN

 
Noah Cross:
I hope you don't mind. I believe they should be served with the head.
Jake Gittes:
Fine... long as you don't serve the chicken that way.
 
 
 
Jake Gittes: So there's this guy Walsh, do you understand? 
He's tired of screwin' his wife... So his friend says to him, 
"Hey, why don't you do it like the Chinese do?" 
So he says, "How do the Chinese do it?" 
And the guy says, 
"Well, the Chinese, first they screw a little bit, then they stop, 
then they go and read a little Confucius, 
come back, screw a little bit more, 
 then they stop again, go and they screw a little bit... 
then they go back and they screw a little bit more 
and then they go out and they contemplate the moon or something like that. 
Makes it more exciting." 
So now, the guy goes home and he starts screwin' his own wife, see.
 
So he screws her for a little bit and then he stops, 
and he goes out of the room and reads Life Magazine. 
Then he goes back in, he starts screwin' again. 
He says, "Excuse me for a minute, honey." 
He goes out and he smokes a cigarette. 
Now his wife is gettin' sore as hell. 
He comes back in the room, he starts screwin' again. 
He gets up to start to leave again to go look at the moon. 
She looks at him and says,
 
"Hey, whats the matter with ya. 
You're screwin' just like a Chinaman! 
 
 
Loach:
What happened to your nose, Gittes?
Somebody slammed a bedroom window on it?

Jake Gittes:
Nope. Your wife got excited.
She crossed her legs a little too quick.
You understand what I mean, pal?


Yelburton:You ought to be more careful. That must really smart.
Jake Gittes: Only when I breathe.

Escobar:
You look like you've done well by yourself.

Gittes:
I get by.

Escobar:
Well, sometimes it takes a while for a man to find himself.
Maybe you have.

Loach:
Yeah, goin' through other people's dirty linen.
Gittes:
 
Yeah. Tell me. You still puttin' Chinamen in jail for spittin' in the laundry?

Escobar:
You're a little behind the times, Jake.
They use steam irons now.
And I'm out of Chinatown.

Gittes:
 Since when?

Escobar:
 Since I made Lieutenant.

Gittes:
 Congratulations.


J.J. Gittes: To tell you the truth, I lied a little.
 

   Walsh: Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown
 
 
 

TRAVEL IN STYLE

yo!.. fashion statement... innit!


in palookaville..

influencers..

fashionistas..

style gurus..

all agree..

if you want ta cut onna street..

post corongate..

you need the must have..

authentic N95 mask..

and visor..

you can't travel without them..

you wouldn't want..

be seen dead..

without one..


MOVE OVER YVES SAINT DIOR


we were waiting for levis..

to brand the masks..

but they said..

it wasn't western style..

will apple be the style visor brand?

and how will amazon ..

get enough to supply demand?


GET THE LUCK


get lucky with the look..

be desired..

be penetrated..

but above all..

be cool


 

Tuesday, 5 May 2020

LEADERS OF THE PACK

yo!.. winners an losers... innit!


in palookaville..

we are lagging behind the play..

forced deep into our own half..

playing defence..

but really..

playing catch up..

whilst we contemplate disgrace..

we also look up to those..


WINNING THE VIRUS GAMES

3 Countries That Panicked Early are Reporting ‘0’ New COVID-19 Cases

 
  • Taiwan, South Korea, and New Zealand celebrate overcoming the COVID-19 pandemic.
  •  
  • Taiwan and New Zealand reported no new cases..
  •  
  • South Korea reported new cases only from foreigners traveling into the country.
  •  
  • Highly optimistic data from the three countries..
  •  
  • can be used as blueprint for recovery in other countries.
  •  




THE WOODEN SPOON WITH OUR NAME


The UK now has the highest Covid-19 death toll in Europe totalling 32,375, the latest Office for National Statistics (ONS) data shows.







Monday, 4 May 2020

FROM HERE TO IMMUNITY

yo!.. passport ta nowhere... innit!


in palookaville..

news is about rona..

or it's not news..

so as the virus games..

drag on..

so the search fornew bullshit..

groes desperate..


PASSPORT TO PIMLICO


we keep seeing this..

immunity passport..

or you can't fly..

or travel..

problem is..


EVERYBODY KNOWS THEY AIN'T NO IMMUNITY



But, just because you recover from the virus does not mean you cannot catch it again..
WHO confirmed in a statement released on 24 April.

"There is currently no evidence that people who have recovered from Covid-19..
and have antibodies are protected from a second infection," the organisation said.

According to Li QinGyuan, director of pneumonia prevention and treatment at China Japan Friendship Hospital in Beijing, those who have been infected with Covid-19 develop a protective antibody - but it isn’t clear how long the protection lasts.

"However, in certain individuals, the antibody cannot last that long," Li told USAToday
"For many patients who have been cured, there is a likelihood of relapse."



rona can get you any time she wants..

rona can get you more than once..

cos she don't make no antibodies..

or not enough anyway..

she don't take no prisoners..

she don't kiss an tell..

she got everything she needs..

she's an artist..

she don't look back..


HALF EMPTY PLANES DON'T FLY

 even if ya could get immunity..

ain't nearly enough people..

survived this thing..

ta fill alla airplanes..

an if only one a ya..

been though it..

the rest o your party can't fly..

it's a none starter..

a bullshit story..

for now flying is..


 



COMING UP


I caught it from the toilet seat..

the girl with the virus eyes..

it ain't the meat it's the motion..

 


 


Tuesday, 28 April 2020

FOOT IN MOUTH VIRUS

yo!.. week a long time... innit!


in palookaville..

a great plague has come upon the land..

while all the folks are..

standin around waitin..

for herd immunity..

it strikes at the very heart..

of politics..

and national debate..

the two ronnies..

tweedle dee an tweedle dum..

have been struck down..

by a heavy virus load..

although now..

back in a saddle..

both hands look..

an sound..

much the worse for wear..

apart from misspeaking..

other symptoms include..

making poor decision..

appointing the wrong people..

includig but not onl..

the keystone cops..

and the tree stooges..

to create a test fo the bug..

an to..

make palookaville great again..


THE LONG GOODBYE


standing in front of the cameras ..

for the endless boring briefings..

you can see just by looking at their hair..

that they are not yet well enough..

to be in charge..

of the..


SHIP OF STATE


captains.. 

donald johnson and boris trump..

are having a bad hair day..

and saying the dumbest things..

while one quiffe wants to..

wash his hands of the whole virus thing..

the other quiffe wants to..


INJECT AND DISINFECT


the whole country..

although national panic has..

been avoided..

just in time..

as the media reported that..

it was the virus..


FOOT IN MOUTH

that was to blame..

it was all combed over..

with a promise of..

no more excruciatingly long briefings..

during which hardened political journos..

had either been found wanting..

or nearly laughing their heads off..


DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD


boris trump and donald johnson..

have been criticized for being..


ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL

after nodding off in..

cobra meetings..

and not washing their hands properly..

when asked a direct question..

"when will there be masks"

they replied in unison..

and with one voice..

simultaniously..

together..

they promised..

help was on it's way..

but was very heavy

and had to come..

all the way from china..

in the mean time..

we should all sing along..


SIXTEEN TONS AND WHAT DO YOU GET


another day older..

an deeper in debt..

Some people say a man is made outta mud
A poor man's made outta muscle and blood
Muscle and blood and skin and bones..

A mind that's a-weak and a back that's strong
You load sixteen tons, what do you get..

Another day older and deeper in debt

Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store

I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine
I picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine..

I loaded sixteen tons of number nine coal
And the straw boss said "Well, a-bless my soul"

You load sixteen tons, what do you get?

Another day older and deeper in debt..

Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go..
I owe my soul to the company store...

If you see me comin', better step aside
A lotta men didn't, a lotta men died..

One fist of iron, the other of steel
If the right one don't a-get you
Then the left one will..

You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store

meanwhile back at the
PHILLY BLUSTER

probably to be continued..

this could go on an on

see also..

mad cow disease

swine fever

animal farm

Monday, 27 April 2020

IN BED WITH RONA

yo!.. dedicated followers... innit!


in palookaville today..

we are looking at the novel..


CORONAGATE..


what are the symptoms..

an on what streets do they live?


SIGNS OF A PANDEMIC


you know that you're sick..

when..

ya cain't go ta work..

ya cain't go on holiday..

ya cain't fly..

ya cain't sail..

ya caint drive,

ya cain't go ta school..

ya cain't play sports..

ya cain't even watch sports..

hell they ain't no sports..


the world leaders are one an all..


IN BED WITH RONA


we too.. 

are all in bed with rona..

feds under the beds..

proppin up a conomy..


feds are inna countin house..

countin outta money.. 

president inna parlour..

feelin kinda funny..

bleach is inna bathroom..

makin lotsa money..


WAITING FOR THE VACCINE


It's my life
And I cain't do what I want  

cain't do what I like..
So please don't keep-a me waiting
Please don't keep-a me waiting..
'Cause I'm so tired
Tired of waiting..
Tired of waiting for you
So tired
Tired of waiting..

Tired of waiting for you
For you
For you


 coming up..


that was the briefing that was..

bleaching the house white..

on the west wing an a prayer..




GAMING THE VIRUS GAMES

yo!.. naughty... innit!


in palookaville..

folks everywhere..

are watching the scoreboard..

ta see who winning..


THE VIRUS GAMES


are this century's rerun of..


THE WORLD SERIES


going to surpass last century's?

the so called spanish games..

all are waiting for..


THE FINAL DESTINATION


will we be lucky?

will we win?

will we survive?.


THE SCOREBOARD SPEAKS


it is saying..

that all teams are not equal..

but worse than that..

some teams are being economical..

with the truth..


REMEMBER THE OLYMPICS


same names always top o the medals table..

women that look like the terminator..

the wrong coloured piss..

well lookie here..

the virus scoreboard..

may be telling us..

that a little finessing may be goin on..

some team's numbers..

don't add up


ROUND DOWN THE USUAL SUSPECTS


China, Russia and Iran..

are three but probably not all..

of those who have stats that may be..

too good to be true ..

china started early..

maybe jumped the gun..

WHO knows?


WHAT WOULD CHAIRMAN MAO SAY?


“In waking a tiger, use a long stick.”
  

“Everything under heaven is in utter chaos.. 
the situation is excellent.”


People who try to commit suicide..
don't attempt to save them!..
 China is such a populous nation..
it is not as if we cannot do without a few people.



WELL DID THEY OR DIDN'T THEY

it's too early to say.. 






 


 


 


Saturday, 25 April 2020

THE WORLD ISN'T WORKING

yo!.. a great leveller... innit!


in palookaville today..

a great plague has come..

and sucked away the sea..

and all around were swimming naked..

world leaders..

with their bezzels hanging out..


WORLD VIRUS II


since the last world virus..

we have made it to the moon..

we have put ourselves online..

we have home delivery..

of whatevva..


ARTIFICIAL DUMBNESS


we have created a world equality..

everybody is now equally dumb..

and the virus..

is now available to all..


ALL FOOLS ARE EQUAL


but some are more equal than others..

because of the..

all pervasive..

stupidity..

every continent..

and practically every country..

is in the grip of this thing..

there are some with better scores..

but these are few..

and far between..


DUMB AN DUMBER


it was dumb to let it get out..

and it was even dumber to let it get in.. 

it was dumb to have no plan..

and even dumber to have no kit..


LEADERSHIP : THE SHIP THAT NEVER SAILED


the dumb..

lead by donkeys..

are floundering..

in a sea of sickness..


A NEW WORLD PLAN


is needed..

for it is clear that plan has yet to be formulated..

it's not like it wasn't expected..

it has happened before..

but the new world stupid..

has prevented progress..


ARE ALL WORLD LEADERS DUMB?


well some are definitely..

dumber than others..

but no one will admit..

to their mistakes..

as party loyalty and national pride prevail..

 
IT'S A ONE WORLD VIRUS


with a one world solution..

but not a one world approach..

and some will fair worse than others..


PUT AWAY CHILDISH THINGS


all your horses and all your men..

are ineffective here..


CO-OPERATION NOT CONTAMINATION


make a new plan stan..

get off the quay lee..

stay off the bus gus..

don't let the virus free


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the road to palookaville..

how AD changed my life..

how much is that virus in the window?..








Thursday, 23 April 2020

EBOLA IN REVERSE : update one

yo!.. more on clots... innit! 


palookaville today..

we thought you might find this of interest..

I know I did..



njbr




CV is the "reverse ebola"

  There is a lot of emerging evidence that..
THE serious effect of CV is increased blood-clotting..

This is the reverse of ebola, which was decreased blood-clotting..
(with blood leaking from blood vessels and through body membranes).

In CV, blood clots form in the lungs at the site where blood oxygenation occurs. 
 As more and more are blocked off by clots, 
the result is the dry cough and pneumonia symptoms that follow..
Blood oxygenation levels fall to unprecedented levels--unlike standard pneumonia..
you can wander around for quite a while. .
And it also explains the examples of people falling over in the streets..
Blood clots damage kidneys..
Blood clots cause strokes..
Blood clots cause loss of blood flow to appendages and require amputation..
Mild forms cause skin rashes..
ECMO becomes the only effective way of getting oxygen into the blood until the lungs clear 
(deaths on ventilators are extremely high)


njbr
comments from mish site

Blood clots, in which the red liquid turns gel-like, appear to be the opposite of what occurs in Ebola, Dengue, Lassa and other hemorrhagic fevers that lead to uncontrolled bleeding. But they actually are part of the same phenomenon — and can have similarly devastating consequences.

Autopsies have shown some people’s lungs fill with hundreds of microclots. Errant blood clots of a larger size can break off and travel to the brain or heart, causing a stroke or heart attack. On Saturday, Broadway actor Nick Cordero, 41, had his right leg amputated after being infected with the novel coronavirus and suffering from clots that blocked blood from getting to his toes....

....One doctor replied that one of his patients had a strange blood problem. Despite being put on anticoagulants, the patient was still developing clots. A second said she’d seen something similar. And a third. Soon, every person on the text chat had reported the same thing.

“That’s when we knew we had a huge problem,” said Coopersmith, a critical-care surgeon. As he checked with his counterparts at other medical centers, he became increasingly alarmed: “It was in as many as 20, 30 or 40 percent of their patients.”


these comments are cribbed from
mish's site

they are here because they are interesting and compelling..

no point is being made..

and we are not medic boffins..

here in palookaville..

we just think this will develop..

into a thread.. 


OIL SHOCKER : update one

yo!.. grapes o rath... innit!

in palookaville today..


SHOCK AN AWE


evva body shock at alla jobs gone..

evva body shock atta drop in pmi..

evva body shock at public debt surge..

it's awsum said boris johnson..

just another patient..

like any ordinary palooka..


BANK OF ENGLAND RAID


computers atta bank..

be raided..

to allow for increased numbers..


those scuzzy bastards..

came the cry from forex traders..

who are pissed at alla currencies fallin at once..

it's lak oil times ..

said one flummoxed trader..


USE OF A.D. IDENTIFIED


artificial dumbness..

is being blamed..

for the failure to prepare..

as thousands of airplanes..

carrying the virus..

from china..

and eventually..

the whole wide world..

were welcomed to heathrow..

where the virus spewed out into the whole economy..


ITTA CLUSTA FUCK


said one treasury minister..

who shall remain blameless..


COCK UP AN LOCK UP


the luckdown is losin..

anna breakin bad..

is gainin ground..

the crowd are gettin restless..

the queen is in the counting house..

counting out the money..

the economy in the dog house..

feelin kinda funny..


I'M SHOCKED THAT YOU'RE SHOCKED


Oil prices fell under severe pressure and went negative..

That could be a magnified version of what..

we’re about to see for the rest of the U.S. economy.  
 Source: CNN
 

BOLLOCKS CALLED

from slope of hope blog -




As of this writing at 5:56 p.m. EST on April 23, 2020…
 this lowest price the continuous WTI oil contract..
(ticker symbol /cl, the true front month contract prices only)
has traded during the year 2020 is $6.50..
I will include a screenshot from thinkorswim with this post.
So there you have it.
The truth about “zero” and “negative” oil..
It both did, but really DID NOT happen.
Call it a paradox, an enigma, a rip in the space time continuum..
that even three Starship Enterprises couldn’t fix.

I’ll call it what it really was:
Another blatant episode of misreporting by people who are paid to know better,..


GOOD CALL TIM


now back to the oil shocker..


what did we think would happen?

shudda stopped them airplanes pdq..

took the hit in time..

save nine... 

innit!


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