BREXIT MUTATES

 yo!.. pear shaped innit!

as we speak..

here in palookaville..

things are changing fast..

LOCKED DOWN AND LOCKED OUT

don't panic..

it's only the flu..

thank fuck El Duce is on his way out..

because we need real leadership here..

DEAL OR NO DEAL

the euro union has pulled the plug..

the airports are closing..

the Chunnel is shutting..

freight is stoping..

roads are blocking..

people are opening presents early..

and on the railway platforms..

the msm are up in arms..

how can they cancel Christmas?.

and happy a hanukkah to yous all..

THAT WAS THE BREXIT THAT WAS

a new strain of the Brexit virus..

has come out of the south east..

and infected London and all the pubs..

time has been called on Christmas festivities..

and we must all stay home and watch tv..

except for the panic buying..

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY POST

we must all now got to bed..

to lie awake..

and dream of Christmas past..

to be continued....

THE EUROPEAN THEATRE

 yo!.. pantomime... innit?

here in palookaville..

tis the season to rejoice..

tis the season of goodwill..

to one an all..

an every year at this time..

we feel the need..

to put on make-up..

an dress as women..

or dress women as men..

put the pussy in boots..

an take the piss..

 A CHRISTMAS LIKE NO OTHER

this year in a bid to out do our competitors..

we have arranged everything just so..

the covid is spreading hard and fast..

the king is in his counting house..

the Brexit deal is bubbling up..

the pubs are shut..

the music's over..

the sport has had an early bath..

THE MAKE-UP ITCHES

nerves are on display..

back stage..

 fright and flight fight..

plenty of villains..

no shortage of suspects..

BUT THE COSTUMES FIT

the fruits de mare..

are up for grabs..

the autos blaring horns are loud..

the wine an cheese are warming up..

the audience is all agog..

EL REY PESCADORE

is playing in the pit..

scrooge is fighting with the ghosts..

Christmas past and presents..

but what of the future?

ALL TOMORROW'S PARTIES

Humpty Dumpty has had a great fall..

little jack Horner..

must stand in the corner..

little bo peep..

has lost her sheep..

it's widow twankey in the study with a crowbar..

clueless in Seattle..

the foreigners look on in disbelief..

he's beeehiiiind you..

they call as with one voice..

loud an clear..

oh no he's not..

replies the slapstick lead..

I'm on my bleedin own out here..

IT'S NO GO THE FOREIGN HOLIDAY

please make it all go away..

call the crowds..

oh please lets us go away..

we did not mean it all at all..

IT WAS THEM WOT DUNNIT

the blame game has never stopped..

I guess it never will..

but whoever is to blame..

will it ring the bleedin till?.

ONCE MORE OUT OF THE LIMELIGHT

as the curtains come down..

the cast must all hold hands..

to bow and fac..

the audience..

to get the clap..

they so richly deserve..

OUR FRIENDS IN BRUSSELS

 yo!.. an they friends here... innit!

here in palookaville..

we may not know shit from sugar..

but we know the sound of old farts..

THE BACK STABBERS ARE BACK

the loyal thatcher colleagues..

are being wheeled out by the msm..

to rail against the folly..

of the disunited kingdom..

trying to leave the European cartel..

WE'RE ALL DOOMED

the bollox is on full volume..

the ports will be blocked..

we can't go on holiday..

our currency will crash..

socks will fall..

investors will run..

covid will reach new peaks..

the army will shrink..

the sky fall in..

it will rain every day..

and the earth will grow hot..

the weather will change..

pubs will stay shut..

FEAR IS THE KEY

we must be stopped at all costs..

nobody leaves the union..

it cannot be allowed to unravel..

make an example of the palookas..

'shoot one - scare 10,000'

WHO BUYS MOST STUFF FROM WHOM

after brexit new deals will be made..

they have to move their shit..

we will still be here in europe..

just not in the cartel..

an the rest of the world will go on..

yes it will suck for a while..

but will it suck forever..

probably not..

IT'S THE SOVEREIGNTY STUPID

yo!.. party time again... innit!

here in palookaville..

all is not what it seems..

the bollox about a trade deal..

gets louder..

as it always does..

to drown out the truth..

IF NOT NOW, WHEN?

this was always about getting out from under..

this is not about economics or trade..

this is about..

who governs Britain..

I VOTED IN

in 1975 I voted to join the common market..

I was 23 and liked the idea of passport free travel..

I did not vote for ever closer union..

not for a superstate..

not for assimilation..

NOBODY ASKED THE COMMONWEALTH

we already had  world-wide trading partners..

the old empire had seen to that..

but we just ignored it..

or were we just ignorant..

TOO LATE TO STOP NOW

things will go pear shaped..

get used to it..

it's already fucked up now anyway..

but if we are going to go through this..

we should get on with it properly..

and not be cowed..

back under the euro thumb..

IT'S FRANCIS DRAKE AGAIN

freebooting, swashbuckling, fleet of foot..

you can laugh at that..

or you can cry..

fat's inna fire..

it's not the money..

it's not the jobs..

it's the future..

SO

here we are..

from near and far..

together again we meet..

to see our dear old pals again..

it surely is a treat..

we've made this jolly party guys..

so what more can we do..

we'll keep the music going..

and leave the rest to you..

so do as you please..

up with your knees..

it's party time again..

Last Brexit To Palookaville

yo! last brexit ta brooklyn...innit!

turns out they nevva was a brexit plan...

because nobody evva believed it would be voted for...

because european union is a one way street...

WELCOME TO THE HOTEL EUROPA

you can check out anytime you want...

but you can never leave!

they bollox inna parliament aint gonna let their gravy train come off the rails...

they bollox inna media nevva gon talk it straight...

they bollox inna industry is innit fo a dosh anna jollies...

CURRENCY FUCK

they sure fucked up the pound though innit...

works fo industry...

works fo remoaners...

low pound itta all part ovva plan...

WE WILL ALL BE ASLEEP

the longer this goes along the wearier we all get...

we are all bored to tears with the endless bollox...

they know we will vote a second time to stop the bollox...

we want our holidays...

we want our euro buy to lets...

we want our pound back up...

CIRCUS BOYS AND GIRLS

we want to watch a prince an is gel... 

anna football...

anna soaps...

here in palookaville every one is stupid an it shows...

UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER

well what else did you expect?

The Neverendum

yo! bollox innit...

jeremy paxman speaks best about this here.

1. the losers will demand a re-run...

2. the eu capos will not let us go...

3. the media will present the result as the daft fantasy of old people, small thinking, and racists....

4. the bent politicions will fight for their greater ambitions and expenses in europe...

5. clear thinking will be drowned out by msm noise...

6. they will have as many re-runs as it takes to get the result they want.

7. this is not a legally binding referendum but just an advisory referendum...

8. play for time... long grass will allow for all the fudge you can eat...

I WAS ONLY A CALLOW YOUTH

I voted for britain to go  in when we had the last one in 1975. I voted in because I liked the idea of free movement around europe without the need for a passport. That never happened for us here in the uk... but we have got an unintended immigration consequence.

I never gave a thought to how we already had the british commonwealth and that we were turning our backs on these great friends of ours...

INMHO... THE BLAME

first the banksters 

second the establishment

third organised crime

fourth the career politicions

fifth the msm

OH YEAH... 

an all the dumbed down sheeple who subscribe to the msm bollox and believe every word....

MISH 

https://mishtalk.com/2016/06/24/word-of-thanks-to-the-person-most-responsible-for-brexit-angela-merkel/

https://mishtalk.com/2016/06/25/brexit-what-happened-take-ii/ 

https://mishtalk.com/2016/06/25/brexit-question-on-free-trade/ 

https://mishtalk.com/2016/09/28/gang-of-27-hits-uk-with-impossible-demands-eu-seeks-inferior-deal-for-uk-spain-wants-gibraltar/