OUR FRIENDS IN BRUSSELS

 yo!.. an they friends here... innit!

here in palookaville..

we may not know shit from sugar..

but we know the sound of old farts..

THE BACK STABBERS ARE BACK

the loyal thatcher colleagues..

are being wheeled out by the msm..

to rail against the folly..

of the disunited kingdom..

trying to leave the European cartel..

WE'RE ALL DOOMED

the bollox is on full volume..

the ports will be blocked..

we can't go on holiday..

our currency will crash..

socks will fall..

investors will run..

covid will reach new peaks..

the army will shrink..

the sky fall in..

it will rain every day..

and the earth will grow hot..

the weather will change..

pubs will stay shut..

FEAR IS THE KEY

we must be stopped at all costs..

nobody leaves the union..

it cannot be allowed to unravel..

make an example of the palookas..

'shoot one - scare 10,000'

WHO BUYS MOST STUFF FROM WHOM

after brexit new deals will be made..

they have to move their shit..

we will still be here in europe..

just not in the cartel..

an the rest of the world will go on..

yes it will suck for a while..

but will it suck forever..

probably not..

The Night Before Virus

yo!.. silent day... innit!

starting to feel a lot like christmas...

here in palookaville...

all are hunkered down around the radiator...

panic shopping all done...

enough food etc....

for a month...

nobody around on the street...

no moving autos...

silent skies...

ANY PORT IN A STORM

ships all in dock...

planes onna ground...

taxis parked up...

only the central banks...

are at their emergency work alone...

CAN'T VISIT WON'T VISIT

due to the success of...

don't test, don't tell...

virus presents given to all...

fare share out this time...

no one shall go without...

 NOT OVER TIL FAT LADY SINGS

every year in palookaville...

the holidays seem to get longer...

cooped up at home with the family...

reruns of old movies...

nobody in here but us turkeys...

SOCKS DOWN AGAIN

risk off...

panic on...

some think it's time fo a reset...

others are fo a fix...

again...

ANVIL INNA SKY

tom and gerry...

remember...

the anvil is in the sky...

run around like a blue arsed fly...

do not send for where the iron will fall...

it falls on us..

Last Brexit To Palookaville

yo! last brexit ta brooklyn...innit!

turns out they nevva was a brexit plan...

because nobody evva believed it would be voted for...

because european union is a one way street...

WELCOME TO THE HOTEL EUROPA

you can check out anytime you want...

but you can never leave!

they bollox inna parliament aint gonna let their gravy train come off the rails...

they bollox inna media nevva gon talk it straight...

they bollox inna industry is innit fo a dosh anna jollies...

CURRENCY FUCK

they sure fucked up the pound though innit...

works fo industry...

works fo remoaners...

low pound itta all part ovva plan...

WE WILL ALL BE ASLEEP

the longer this goes along the wearier we all get...

we are all bored to tears with the endless bollox...

they know we will vote a second time to stop the bollox...

we want our holidays...

we want our euro buy to lets...

we want our pound back up...

CIRCUS BOYS AND GIRLS

we want to watch a prince an is gel... 

anna football...

anna soaps...

here in palookaville every one is stupid an it shows...

UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER

well what else did you expect?

OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS EVER LOUDER

yo!...carpe diem...innit!

PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL

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...capitulation day postponed...

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....in palookaville today...

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...deep inside fortress Europa...

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...eurocratics await the birth of...

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A EUROFEDERAL AND FISCAL DISUNION

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...they know how to turn a good crisis to their advantage...

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...they know that the only way they will achieve their long term goal...

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...of a...

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UNITED STATES OF EUROPE

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...is to...

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...sieze the day...

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...break up or make up...

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...time to wake up...

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...the hard ECU would have been fine...

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but...

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...that would not have done the trick...

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...would it?...

WOODEN MERCEDES IN REVERSE

yo!...you scratch my back...innit!

PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL

...capitulation day postponed...

....in palookaville today...

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...people are impressed by the latest wheeze...

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...to weaken the euro...

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...German exports- scratch that- we can all use...

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...a weaker currency...

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...so Greece agrees to help out...

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...hey guys...

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...lets play fall out and fight...

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...this will weaken the euro...

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...and we can all sell more stuff...

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...heads we win...

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...tails we can't lose...

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petey...only kiddin...innit!

NO MEANS YES

yo!...result...innit!

CAPITULATION DAY

...European Cup...


...Ireland 0 Germany 1...


WE HAVE WAYS OF MAKING YOU SAY YES


...debt put the Ice in Ireland...


...here in palookagrad...


...we don,t even get to play...


...our great leader...


...comrade mandelson...


...has denied us the chance of...


...victory in Europe...


PRESIDENT BLAIR


...the man who brought us...


...to where we are today...


...hopes to become the...


...first...


...unelected president of the...


EUROPEAN DISUNION


...rumour has it...he hopes to start the...


...next war...


...we are going to invade Iran...


...by proxy of course...


...he will send a team...


...of such...


...incompetence...


...that their economy will implode...


...even with all that oil...


...incompetence is his thing...


...having saved Irak...


...from peace and...


...some dismalness...


...he hopes for the same success...


...with...


IRAn


...with Ireland now fully...


...integrated into the new...


...DISUNION...


...perhaps the IRA can be...


...parachuted in to the desert...


...and paid to blow up the nuclear facilities...


...before the Israelis do...


PEACE IN OUR TOWN


...financial news follows...


...world trade has collapsed...


...tony blair and his team...


...have declared the recovery over...


...all the investor...


...has started to take profits...


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