Showing posts with label capitulation day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label capitulation day. Show all posts

Monday, 4 December 2017

Last Brexit To Palookaville

yo! last brexit ta brooklyn...innit!

turns out they nevva was a brexit plan...

because nobody evva believed it would be voted for...

because european union is a one way street...

WELCOME TO THE HOTEL EUROPA

you can check out anytime you want...

but you can never leave!

they bollox inna parliament aint gonna let their gravy train come off the rails...

they bollox inna media nevva gon talk it straight...

they bollox inna industry is innit fo a dosh anna jollies...

CURRENCY FUCK

they sure fucked up the pound though innit...

works fo industry...

works fo remoaners...

low pound itta all part ovva plan...

WE WILL ALL BE ASLEEP

the longer this goes along the wearier we all get...

we are all bored to tears with the endless bollox...

they know we will vote a second time to stop the bollox...

we want our holidays...

we want our euro buy to lets...

we want our pound back up...

CIRCUS BOYS AND GIRLS

we want to watch a prince an is gel... 

anna football...

anna soaps...

here in palookaville every one is stupid an it shows...

UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER

well what else did you expect?











Saturday, 20 March 2010

DANSE MACABRE

yo!...buggar thy neighbor...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
...capitulation day postponed...


...here in...

...palookaville...

...all bets are hedged...

...as we await the resumption of normal service...

...a V shaped recovery has been achieved in the financial markets...

...and the puppet masters have made loads-a-money...


IT TAKES ONE TO TANGO

...the states within the Eurodisunion...

...are locked in a dance of death...

...those that sell and those that buy...


...those who sell will not buy and those who buy must borrow to do so...

...those who lend fear they will not be repaid...

...the price of borrowing must rise for those who buy...

...those who sell...will not lend...

...round and round we go...

...until the music stops...

...when all must find a seat at the table...

...or fall to the floor...

...and must then sit out the game...

...in the corner...with the dunce's hat...


WE TWO KINGS


...Chi Na and Berlin...

...are kings of the castle...

...all the rest are dirty rascals...


STANDS WITH A BOWL

...our great leader...

...is asking for more...


...more time to rule...

...more money to spend...

...he can't get enough from all us palookas...

...so he stands with a bowl...

...begging for more money...

...so that he can pay the interest...

...on the money he has borrowed...

...mr bumble the beedle...

...wants to give him to the undertaker...

...who will bury him for good...


FATAL ATTRACTION

...but he just keeps emerging from the dead...

...consumate zombie that he is...

...the people of palookaville...

...will vote for death...

...so long as somebody else will pay for it...


BAGPIPE MUSIC

It's no go the merry-go-round, it's no go the rickshaw,
All we want is a limousine and a ticket for the peepshow.
Their knickers are made of crepe-de-chine, their shoes are made of python,
Their halls are lined with tiger rugs and their walls with head of bison.

John MacDonald found a corpse, put it under the sofa,
Waited till it came to life and hit it with a poker,
Sold its eyes for souvenirs, sold its blood for whiskey,
Kept its bones for dumbbells to use when he was fifty.

It's no go the Yogi-man, it's no go Blavatsky,
All we want is a bank balance and a bit of skirt in a taxi.

Annie MacDougall went to milk, caught her foot in the heather,
Woke to hear a dance record playing of Old Vienna.
It's no go your maidenheads, it's no go your culture,
All we want is a Dunlop tire and the devil mend the puncture.

The Laird o' Phelps spent Hogmanay declaring he was sober,
Counted his feet to prove the fact and found he had one foot over.
Mrs. Carmichael had her fifth, looked at the job with repulsion,
Said to the midwife "Take it away; I'm through with overproduction."

It's no go the gossip column, it's no go the Ceilidh,
All we want is a mother's help and a sugar-stick for the baby.

Willie Murray cut his thumb, couldn't count the damage,
Took the hide of an Ayrshire cow and used it for a bandage.
His brother caught three hundred cran when the seas were lavish,
Threw the bleeders back in the sea and went upon the parish.

It's no go the Herring Board, it's no go the Bible,
All we want is a packet of fags when our hands are idle.

It's no go the picture palace, it's no go the stadium,
It's no go the country cot with a pot of pink geraniums,
It's no go the Government grants, it's no go the elections,
Sit on your arse for fifty years and hang your hat on a pension.

It's no go my honey love, it's no go my poppet;
Work your hands from day to day, the winds will blow the profit.
The glass is falling hour by hour, the glass will fall forever,
But if you break the bloody glass you won't hold up the weather.

Louis Macneice

Malcolm Evison (9/16/2005 9:59:00 AM)

Humorous as it may be with regards to Class and social mores, flirtations with theosophy etc., one is brought up with a start... the realization that this was written in 1937 and, the more specific social unrest in Spain and Germany... the fall of the glass is unstoppable!


...petey...

the more things change...innit!

Monday, 14 September 2009

THAT GREAT DAY HAS COME

yo!...happy birthday...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day+365...


...all is quiet on the financial front...


...in palookagrad today...


...all is changed...


...prime minister mandelson and comissar brown...


...are awaiting re-election...


...on the back of their zombie recovery...



BEAR MARKET BULL


...since the chicken's head was bitten off...


...and the politix danced around the fires of the burning banks...


...all the talk is of the new bull market...


...the great recovery...


...how it was all just a panic...


...well maybe they are right


and we can sleep easy in our beds


and all the young unemployed can play football


travel, crochet, see a movie...



NEGATIVE FOR NEGATIVE'S SAKE


...baltic dry is down again...


...but only 40%...


...ships lie idle all over the world...


...but only 12%...


...house prices have stabilised...


...honest!..


...not...


...cars sales have risen...


...from the ashes...


...on free money incentives...


...in japan...


...they are spending like there's no tomorrow...


...in china inventories are up...


...flats are empty...


...but inventory is up...


SHORT FOR SHORT'S SAKE


...come on sh*t for brains...


...pile in now...


...this is the biggest free ride the politix will ever provide...


...capitulation day?...


...moral hazard...


...what a twat!..



halfcat : don y'all mind petey non...he jus a shadder o his ol sell...



petey : oh yeah...an this...

Professor Tim Congdon from International Monetary Research said US bank loans have fallen at an annual pace of almost 14pc in the three months to August (from $7,147bn to $6,886bn).

"There has been nothing like this in the USA since the 1930s," he said. "The rapid destruction of money balances is madness."



petey : ...disclaimer...an obviously...this aint no advice...etc. etc.










Thursday, 3 September 2009

MAKE IT SO 如此做它

yo!...defying gravity...innit!


財務的PALOOKAVILLE
投降日347


bloomberg...Sept. 3 (Bloomberg) -- China’s stocks rose for a third day, driving the Shanghai Composite Index to its biggest gain in six months, on speculation regulators will adopt measures to boost the nation’s equities following declines in the past month...


...The government may take measures to stabilize the market before the 60th anniversary of the founding of the People’s Republic of China on Oct. 1, the start of a weeklong holiday.

“They want everything to be stable and in harmony,” said Francis Lun, general manager of Fulbright Securities Ltd., in an interview with Bloomberg Television today. “They will approve more stock market funds and allow them to buy into the market.”...


...here in...


...palookagrad...


...all things are possible...


...but...


...most things are fixed...



...in theory...


...the gamblers bets should be winning all the time...


...except when they do not...


...of course...


...nobody knows when this must happen...



Monday, 31 August 2009

VD day

yo!...top...innit!



PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day+345


...here in...


...palookaville...


...they think it's all over...


Now it’s looking like V for victory over recession






...everybody knows...


...government sucks...



WE HAVE WAYS OF MAKING YOU INVEST



...the souffle...


...will rise again...



...a recovery will be crammed down our throats...



...like it or not...



...he who prints the money...


...calls the shots...




VICTORY DEPRESSION DAY



...labor day to be renamed...



...every year the unemployed will get one day of work...


...it will mark the end of summer...


...the end of the recession that never was...



is it breakfast yet?




Friday, 28 August 2009

BABYLON BE THY NAME

yo!..suckers...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day+342


...the story so far...


nouriel : ..."In the last few months the world economy has been saved from a near depression...

...That feat has been achieved by a range of extraordinary government stimulus measures...

In the U.S. and in China, and to a lesser extent in Europe, Japan and other countries...

...governments have pumped liquidity...

...slashed policy rates...

...cut taxes...

...primed demand...

... and ring-fenced and back-stopped the financial system...
All of this has worked...

...but it has worked at a cost...
Governments have been spending and borrowing like never before...

...The question now is: how do they stop?

...This is not a simple problem...


...Restore normality too soon...


...and the risk is that a weak recovery will double dip into a second and deeper recession...


...Restore it too late and inflation will already be ingrained"...


PAINT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL


petey :

...here in ...

...palookagrad...


...we are...


...uncertain...


...we would have been much happier...

...if the politix...

...had let the markets sort out the mess...

...but...

...vested interest...

...has stolen the day...


THE ONLY GAME IN TOWN


...yes the game is fixed...


...and yes you have to play...


...just don't be under any illusions...


...about efficient markets...


...or best advice...


...or rules...


...or solvency...



...smoke and mirrors...


...shifting sands...


...moving goal posts...


...it's economics jim!..

...but not as we knew it...






Wednesday, 22 July 2009

THE BULLISH EMPIRE

yo!...tip of the iceberg...innit!


PALOOKAGRAD FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+305


...don't worry...


...be happy...



STATE OF PLAY


...the world economy has collapsed...


...world trade has disappeared...


...a deflationary spiral has taken hold...


...debt has replaced credit...


...politicians are in disgrace...


...not yet because they caused this disaster...


...but because many have been found to be fiddling their expenses...


...that they have increased their own salaries and pensions...


...whilst making us all...


...much poorer...



NOBODY KNOWS WHAT WE'VE DONE


...here in...


...palookagrad...


...we are so busy watching all the dreary sh*t...


...on state tv...


...that we are blissfully unaware...


...that we are bust...


...the politix are in hock to the banks...


...and have been made to bail them out...


...at our expense...



ALL TOMORROW'S PENSIONS


...the only money coming in to pay for all the public sector salaries and pensions...


...is being borrowed...


...when the suckers...


...figure this out...


...we will be in big trouble...


...for now...


...party on dudes...






Saturday, 4 July 2009

THE CURE FOR DEBT

yo!...more debt...innit!


PALOOKAGRAD FINANCIAL

+286...



...the story so far...


...the world has gone bust...


...having created too much credit during the Greenspan Bubble...


...the Wizard of Oz...


...failed to put on the brakes...


...before the wheels came off...


ELE


...the inventor of the black swan...


...says that the financial system is very fragile...


...and therefore...




...er...


...that would be...


...collapse...


...like world trade...



...after bankrupting the country...

...with his five year plans...

...comrade Brown...

...is hoping to cure the debt...

...with another credit binge...


...the cruel truth is...


...that the last great bubble was...

...just that...


...the bust began in January 2000...

...and the 2003 - 2008...

...period was a...

...zombie boom...


...the black swan guy...


...believes that they all...


...do not have a clue...


...about how to fix this bust...


HERE IS THE NEWS


...it's worse than that...


...it's dead jim...


...swop debt for equity..


...you can't fix debt with debt...


...ask mish, the tikka guy or the black swan guy...






Wednesday, 24 June 2009

GROW YOUR OWN DOPE

yo!..plant an investor...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+276...

...
Wall Street struggles for direction...

...“I don’t think this is the start of a major pull-back,” said Jeff Kleintop, chief market strategist at LPL Financial Services.

“Buyers and sellers have come together and begun to agree on a fair price following the powerful rally, which is why we have seen sideways trade.”

But Tim Howkins, chief executive of IG Group, said: “Equities need to go down again. They bounced too quickly and the feeling is

we still need to see a complete capitulation.”...FT


NOT IF BUT WHEN


...here, this morning...

...in palookaville...

...we await capitulation...

...we have been denied for so long...

...the zombie forces ranged against us...

...are legion...

...and well entrenched...

...they believe that they know the correct prices for all the various...

...financial assets...


...until the forces of creative destruction...

...rally to the cause...

...the zombies will continue to hold sway...


CAPITULATION DAY


...will arrive...

...eventually...

...the longer it takes...

...the greater the eventual bill...

...two lost decades in Japan...

...have not taught the zombie masters...

...that they do more harm than good...

Wednesday, 17 June 2009

GOOD TIMES AND BAD Extended Recession Version

yo!...for your pleasure...innit!



PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+269...


..."me, I liked him. He had all the guts they ever made".




oh yeah...an this too


Thursday, 11 June 2009

OF BONDS AND ZOMBIES

yo!..as good as it gets...innit!


PALOOKAGRAD FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+261...


...here in...


...palookagrad...


...the zombie capital of the worst...


...the gangreene shoots of zirp forced ungrowth...


...have stolen our hearts away...



AFTER THE NEXT UNLECTION


..."It really is 1979 all over again – and perhaps even worse. I don't know whether that is something David Cameron is relishing or dreading, but I hope he knows what he's in for....


...we have not dealt with the massive overhang of debt racked up by individuals and governments over the past decade or so.
In the 1930s, the flipside of mass bankruptcy, bank failures and record unemployment was that in a relatively short time private debt levels dropped back down to manageable levels. This time, we have avoided the bankruptcy; the consequence is that we still need to repay the debt.

And, as I wrote last week, the slow reinvigoration of the financial sector is down to the Faustian pact it made with the Government: the public sector has assumed its enormous debts, on the proviso that the banks will operate on a shorter leash. Even amid signs of recovery, those banks remain nervy, paranoid institutions, unwilling to take even mild risks.

In the immediate future, they will remain zombie banks.

Barring another disaster of some sort (which should not be ruled out), the Bank of England will at some point in the next year start raising interest rates. All those households which have only survived because of near-zero borrowing costs will hit a massive financial wall.

They are zombie households.

Then there is the Government. As George Osborne pointed out in his speech to the Association of British Insurers this week, the biggest challenge in the coming decade is how to bring down the national debt. Britain has three options: default on the debt (fatal for our long-term prospects), inflate it away (near fatal, but feasible) or pay it back through a long period of austerity.

The latter course is by no means easy. The Tories insist it can be done through spending cuts, but they will almost certainly also have to raise taxes to get the books back in order. Don't be surprised if VAT is higher than 17.5 per cent before long.

This week, London has been crippled by Tube strikes that presage the next few years, which will be peppered with clashes between heavily unionised public-sector workers and a government with no choice but to bring down costs...."

...edmund...


..."Unveiling mixed results, which saw Homebase return to sales growth for the first time since 2005, Mr Duddy said he will "continue to plan cautiously" for the year ahead.

"I don't think we're strong proponents of green shoots at this early stage of the year," said Terry Duddy, chief executive of Home Retail, which owns Argos and Homebase. "The first quarter was helped by increases in disposable income because of lower interest rates, and it was not offset by unemployment. That could easily change," he said, citing forecasts of unemployment rising to 3 million by the end of the year...."

...telegraph...


..."Not that it will feel that good, because unemployment and company failures will continue to rise.
And the big worry is that the British patient, after a feeble recovery, could suffer a relapse.

If the upturn we are seeing now is in large part because of restocking, there will be a spike in orders which will inevitably fall back again. How far they fall back depends largely on the strength of consumer demand.

And there the picture is still pretty gloomy.

Consumers remain shackled by heavy debts, battered by the housing slump, fearful of unemployment and hampered by banks still reluctant to lend.

Public spending provides no alternative, since the massive burden of government borrowing is about to force severe cutbacks.

The industrial production figures show some signs of the hoped-for rebalancing of the economy away from its dependence on the indebted (zombie)consumer.

But without a big easing of credit or a strong rebound in export demand, the recovery is likely to be anaemic, if it is sustained at all."

...times...(petey ; my emphasis and zombie)


..."The fall in Chinese exports and imports accelerated in May, dashing hopes that a collapse in the country’s external trade flows had bottomed out and pointing to the continued weakness in global demand......

....“The global economic situation has hit a bottom but it will still take time to recover. I expect it to take one to three years,” said Hu Yifan, chief economist (global) at CITIC Securities in Hong Kong.

“A technical rebound [in exports] may happen in November but a demand-driven rebound will not come in the short term.”

Beijing has announced a Rmb4,000 ($586bn) stimulus plan after its exports-powered economy was hit hard by weak global demand.

The stimulus packages have spurred investment in government-supported sectors such as transport infrastructure, the power grid and housing, as reflected in a 38.7 per cent rise in fixed asset investment in May from a year earlier.

This marked a larger increase than in April, when FAI rose 33.9 per cent. For the first five months of this year, investments increased 32.9 per cent from the same period in 2008, compared with 30.5 per cent in the first four months of the year and against an estimate of 31 per cent.

“Fixed asset investment in China continues to increase on the back of state-directed projects ... This will help keep the economy growing but there are increasing concerns about the amount of lending that has been required to fund the projects,” said Alaistair Chan, economist at Moody’s Economy.com."...

...FT...



SOONER OR LATER
ONE OF US MUST BLOW



..."“Once the 30-year is out of the way, the market should have a window to rally,” said analysts at MF Global. “The bull story rests in higher mortgage rates slowing the recovery.”...FT


..."Now both groups are out on market patrol, trampling green shoots back into the dust. Every $1 rise in the price of oil costs global consumers $82m more a day. Meanwhile UK 10-year gilts on Thursday hit a seven-month high of 3.98 per cent, while US Treasuries sold for 3.99 per cent at auction, their highest since August.

Further rises would lynch the recovery. Then, as market strategist Ed Yardeni puts it, the vigilantes can go back home and do what they like best: nestle up with bonds...."

...lex...

Wednesday, 10 June 2009

The Unconamy...

yo!...meadowlands...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+260...


...great change is not afoot here in ...


PALOOKAGRAD


...comrade brown has achieved...


...zombie status...


...knifed in the back...


...by cabinet colleagues and long time cronies...


...laughted at in the state controlled media...


...humiliated in the democratic elections...


...his new puppet master...


...father mandelson...


...has propped him up in the saddle...


...like el cid...


...and sent him out in westminster...


...as...


the lord of the flies



BETTER RED THAN DEAD


...as we look out this morning here in...


...palookagrad...


...there is still no sign of perestroika...


...comrades mandelson and brown...


...oversee the state planning as normal...


...yes...


...dead is the new normal...


...here in...


...palookagrad...


...a wall is being built to keep in all the palookas...


...rotten teeth and sallow faces...


...green around the gills...


...line dancing with a great zombie crooner...


..."he's not in debt with...


...billie jean"...



THRILLER


...the new five year plan is to rig the voting system...


...proportional representation is being dug up...


...instead of a change of government...


...we have a...


...zombie administration...


...in office...


..but not in life...


...with an economy...


...no longer dead...


...but not alive...


...not financed...


...by...


...zombie banks...


...but dead...



LIFE SUPPORT


...kept in half-life...


...by the zirp...


...and the money presses...


...the...


...unconomy...


...has twitched...


...in april and may...


...this is evidence...


...of life...


...of the end of the recession...


...say the commisars...


...well...


...they would say that wouldn't they...



HERE ARE THE FACTS



...the boom that was...


...is bust...


...the foreign money that financed it...


...has gone...


...there will be no return of the housing boom...


...not at these prices...


...leverage is history...


...what was unsustainable...


...has been unsustained...


...taxes will rise...


...to replace the revenue from booming sales...


...interest rates will rise...


...unemployment will rise...


...capacity will fall...


...inventories will have to fall...


...if only this labour soviet would fall...





Sunday, 31 May 2009

Vigilante Man

yo!..million pound note...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+249...

...nobody here in palookaville...


...knows anything about bonds...




THE END OF MORAL HAZARD


...but we know about debt...


...bad debtors pay more...


...credit is...


...where credit is due...


FEAR OF 'FLATION


...he who pays the piper...


...calls the tune...


...not so good when you're in a hole...


STOP DIGGING


..."The Treasury bond sell-off is now putting pressures on other markets in the economy. We should worry most about housing where borrowing rates are rising notwithstanding the Federal Reserve purchase programme. Indeed, according to data released on Thursday, already 12pc of US households are facing difficulties meeting their mortgage payments.

Housing is still central to the stabilisation and eventual recovery of the US and global economies. Any further decline in house prices will erode the collateral many Americans borrowed against, dampen their already-fragile consumption appetite, and increase the headwinds facing a banking system that is finally regaining its footing. The US can ill-afford a further sell-off in US bonds at this stage in the economy's rehabilitation process. Yet there is no easy way for policymakers to address this challenge.

As an illustration, consider the dilemma facing the Federal Reserve. Should the central bank step up its purchases of both Treasuries and mortgages in order to stabilise interest rates, but at the risk of adding to the distortions in these markets; or should it refrain from intervening further and risk a return of widespread economic and financial disruptions?

I suspect that, when push comes to shove, policymakers will opt for greater purchases of mortgages and Treasuries – not because they really want to, but because the alternative is viewed as worse.

Believe it or not, there is a silver lining in all this. As they contemplate this difficult situation, they can draw some comfort from one thing: with the anchoring of the short-term policy rate near 0pc, the steepening of the yield curve is generating significant profits for banks.

Remember, banking is fundamentally about mobilising cheap deposits (at the short end of the curve) and, supported by deposit insurance and central bank liquidity windows, lending at the longer-end of the yield curve. Come to think of it, the smartest trade for investors today is to find a bank that, unencumbered by legacy issues, is able to take advantage of an enormously attractive environment for old-style banking."

...Mohamed El-Erian is chief executive of Pimco....


CHERCHEZ LA FEMME


...or...


...follow the money...


...me...


...I wonder about the banks, the shadow banks, and the men that run them...


...has it all been deliberate?...


...surely not...


...who would benefit...?


..." For a long time, this column has warned that the bond-market vigilantes would ultimately rebel against the Western world's profligate borrowing and spending – not least the ill-judged, cowardly and ultimate grotesque "bail-out" packages for well-connected banks that should anyway be allowed to fail...."

...Liam Halligan...