Showing posts with label deflation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label deflation. Show all posts

Saturday, 11 April 2020

BLACK HOLE ECONOMICS

yo!... star trekkin... innit!


the uss enterprise...

the palookaville starship...

is in a black hole...


IT'S ONLY THE NEBULA STUPID


admiral donald t kirk...

has hit the hole in one...

can the FEDS...

save the day?


THE GOLD STANDARD


admiral nixon...

has taken all the gold on board...

the uss fort knox...

whilst admiral brown...

has swapped our gold...

for paper euros


KLINGONS ONNA STARBOARD BOW


since the trade wars...

the klingons are calling names...

and won't share sweets...

admiral donald t kirk...

has ordered PPE...

it's on order..

but..

is it here?


STAND OFF IN PALOOKAVILLE


lost in space...

and with nothing to do...

the crew are getting restless...

voices are calling for a range of options...

re-start the economy...

print more money...

give the crew a rise...

the crew just want a holiday...

whilst the admiral just...

wants to play golf...


THE HOSPITAL SHIP


uss new york...

is under attack from the virus...

captain cuomo...

has called for a federation effort...

an all out attack...

led by admiral donald t kirk...

and paid for..

by printing dollars

 unfortunately...

the hospital ship is sinking...

from the weight...

of unemployed crew..

taking up space...


PAPER WINGS


it's worse than that...

they're dead don...

"where the hell's the vaccine"... 

"light years away"...


TAKE BACK CONTROL

the virus can not be controlled...

so we must control the crew...

no holidays and no sick pay...

no jobs...

an only paper money


THE WAY TO THE SARS


out here in space...

there should be room for all of us..

to distance ourselves from...

our mistakes...

but


THIS SPACE AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US


whether you believe...

in sound money...

the gold standard...

or just like to print...

navigating in space is difficult...

it's bad enough...

having to steer a course...

around all the bastards...

out here...

without this deadly virus...


We made too many wrong mistakes.

and...

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore. 

and...

Slump? I ain’t in no slump… 
I just ain’t hitting.



COMPUTERS AIN'T WHAT THEY USED TA BE



HAL 9000
 I've just picked up a fault in the AE35 unit...
It's going to go 100% failure in 72 hours
I am putting myself to the fullest possible use...
which is all I think that any conscious entity...
can ever hope to do
 HAL 9000
I'm afraid...
Dave Bowman..
Don't be. We'll be together...
HAL 9000..
Where will we be?
Dave Bowman..
Where I am now 
DON'T TEST DON'T TELL 
You’ve got to be very careful...
if you don’t know where you are going because...
you might not get there.
EVERY BODY KNOWS THIS IS NOWHERE
admiral..
donald t kirk..
of the starship..
enterprise..
is stuck in a hole in space
he didn't aim to get there..
he just wasn't listening to his officers..
now his face is..
on screen..
all day..
every day..
talking to keep his..
spirits up..
waiting for the vaccine.. 
to arrive..
thru..
the wormhole..
at..
warp speed!
so
PAPER MONEY VERSUS GOLD
unemployment goin thru a roof..
no more enterprise..
big bazookas firin evva more paper..
DIVIDED WE FALL
jus when a wurl..
needa helpin hand..
political parties..
are divided
it's probably nothing really..
just about who gets the pork..
and the bailouts..
COMING NEXT 


can uss enterprise print it's way out of this black hole?

will klingons come to the table?
what will gold do?
how many will die..
from the virus..
when will there be a vaccine..
will anyone evva fly again..
will we carry on cruising..
will the world ever be the same again..
whose to blame?
what are the real numbers?
who profits?
where is the all this money going?
A LAST WORD FROM HAL
Are you sure you're making the right decision? 
I think we should stop.
 
 













Tuesday, 27 September 2016

Let Prices Fall

yo!  big fix... innit !

evvabody know the fix is in...

been in since fo' evva

establishment, deep state, anna mainstreet bollox...

all scared shitless by falling prices.


way to growth


in order to stop prices fallin

 this lot have conspired firstly to prop up asset prices..

then to boom asset prices...

but joe onna street...

gets stuffed (f@cked)


All Tomorrows Money 
 

They shudda ring fenced depositors and let the banks and bond holders face the music of their own risk taking...

asset prices should have been allowed to crash...

housing to become affordable again..

a reset to normal current demand...

as things stand we have spent...

all tomorrows money


Daylight Robbery 
 

People with money inna bank

get no interest paid to them

people who borrow to push up asset prices...

get rewarded..

FACT 

there aint gonna be no growth until this fix ends

look at Japan














Sunday, 5 September 2010

THE MISSING LINK

yo!...good call...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL

...capitulation day postponed...


petey : check out this great article...

...the truth...

...probably not the whole truth...

...but nothing else but the truth...


OH YEAH !


...better read this too...

Friday, 10 July 2009

PASSPORT TO PALOOKAVILLE

yo!...suckers...innit!


PALOOKAGRAD FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+293


...nobody here in...


...palookagrad...


...gives a f**k...


...about the new price of a passport...


DEFLATION DEFEATED


...certainly not the commissars at the BBC...


...whose pay is so high that they cannot ever spend it all...


...not the politicians who are rolling in expenses and have vast earnings...


...from their clients in the lobbies...


...at £77 per adult...


...nobody here is going anyhere...


THE PALOOKAGRAD WALL


...the crisis in government caused by their inability...


...to fund the new wall to keep in all the proles...


...has been averted...


...we have a tape of the cabinet in the politbureau...


brown : we have to stop people traveling...


dark brown : the b*stards think that the world is their oyster...


light brown : we have increased the tax on petrol and diesel...


mc brown : we have taxed air travel...


golden brown : we have increased the cost of a passport by 4-500%...


bust brown : the f**kers won't catch the bus...


incapability brown : they'll catch the f**kin flu though...


new brown : we should tax bikes...


old brown : I'm onnit boss...


chairman brown : we will stop the b*stards saving if it's the last thing we do!!...


petey : pitiful...innit!





Tuesday, 23 June 2009

Wednesday, 17 June 2009

GOOD TIMES AND BAD Extended Recession Version

yo!...for your pleasure...innit!



PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+269...


..."me, I liked him. He had all the guts they ever made".




oh yeah...an this too


Tuesday, 16 June 2009

A Zombie Because

yo!...this is not advice...


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+266...


..."The world is setting up for a big crash, again.

Market chatter over green shoots and rising prices has fueled a bear market rally that won't last, despite policymaker 'noise.'

Since the last bubble burst, governments around the world have not been focusing on reforms.

They are trying to pump a new bubble to solve existing problems.

Before inflation appears, this strategy works.

As inflation expectation rises, its effectiveness is threatened.

When inflation appears in 2010, another crash will come.

If you are a speculator and confident you can get out before it crashes, this is your market. If you think this market is for real, you are making a mistake and should get out as soon as possible. If you lost money during your last three market entries, stay away from this one – as far as you can."

petey : sounds about right to me....

always read the full article an we don't give advice. we just suckers like you...




Monday, 15 June 2009

Zombiegrad Spring

yo!...good news week...innit!



ZOMBIEGRAD FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+265...


...this morning...


...here in...


...zombiegrad...


...even the msb...


...are carryin the real news...


GERMAY F**KED


..."Paul Krugman: The "Nipponisation" of the world economy with a bunch of "Argentinafications" playing a role in the acute crisis. But even after those are over, we have the Nipponisation of the world economy. And that's really something.

Will Hutton: What was the heart of the Japanese problem? What was at the heart of their 17 years of going nowhere?

PK: Well, my guess is that it was that the balance-sheet problems took a very long time to resolve. And it is difficult to get enough demand in an economy where you have really very adverse demography ...

WH: So, which countries look closest to being Nipponised - combining balance-sheet problems and ageing populations?

PK: Well, the US doesn't have the same combination. But in Europe, Germany and Italy look comparable. France is better and Europe as a whole is considerably better.

WH: Germany matches Japan to an uncanny degree. You talk about the Nipponisation of the world economy: I'm not so sure. But I would talk about the Nipponisation of Europe via a German economy at its centre in the grip of the same problem - and that starts to be a global problem.

PK: Germany has huge inadequacy of domestic demand. Their economic recovery in the first seven years of this decade rested on the emergence of gigantic current account surplus.

How is it possible that Germany, which did not have a house price bubble, is having a steeper GDP fall than anyone else in the major economies?

The answer is that they depended upon exporting to the bubble regions of Europe, so they actually got side-swiped by the loss of those exports worse than the bubble regions themselves got hit.

It's Germany on a global scale that is the concern. We worry about the drag on world demand from the global savings coming out of east Asia and the Middle East, but within Europe there's a European savings glut which is coming out of Germany. And it's much bigger relative to the size of the economy.

WH: And on top there is an unique and unaddressed huge potential banking crisis. The Germans pride themselves on their three-legged banking system, but it is incredibly interlinked. The IMF warns that Germany could have to take at least $500bn of writedowns, which its banks have not begun to recognise. German banks hold a trillion dollars - maybe more - of maturing collateralised debt obligations that can only be refinanced by crystallising the losses. We've had RBS and you've had Citigroup. Germany's GDP will fall 6% this year - before the banking crisis has hit it....

...PK: That the cause is primarily financial. Certainly, Lehman and all of that alerted us all. And it did trigger an immediate drop in demand. But the housing bust was going to happen regardless.

The fall in business investment is at least to a large degree a response to excess capacity, which is the result of falling consumer demand and the housing bust. So we don't know.

WH: I think we know more than that. The links between bank capital, loan losses, credit availability and economic activity and asset prices have never been clearer. That was why there was a threat of Depression.

PK: Clearly, re-establishing stability in the financial markets is a necessary condition for recovery. But we're not sure it's sufficient.

WH: That's very scary.

PK: Well, that is part of the reason why I am so depressed.

WH: In one of your lecture charts you seemed to be suggesting that we're 12 months into what you think could be a 36-month period of downturn, albeit at a slower rate.

PK: Easily.

WH: It's quite shocking that you think it will be that severe.


petey : Im shocked that you're shocked...Will

PK: If we measure the 2001 US recession by when the labour market finally started to turn around, it was a 30-month recession. It was really 30 months in before you started to see the unemployment rate come down."

...guardian...


wolfgang in the FT...

..."The March signs of revival turned out to be little more than a technical inventory correction, with no change in the underlying trend. The world economy is still contracting, though perhaps not quite as fast as at the start of the year.

As an analysis by economists Barry Eichengreen and Kevin O’Rourke* shows, global industrial output is still on the same trajectory as it was during 1930.

The only question is whether we can avoid 1931 and 1932.

The answer is yes, but on conditions that seem increasingly implausible if we extrapolate current policies. We can avoid calamity if monetary and fiscal policies remain supportive throughout the duration of this crisis, if we fix the banking system and if we impose regulations to constrain a resurgent financial sector. We also have to be lucky to avoid another round of market turbulence in the near future.

In other words ... the answer may well be no. Central banks and governments therefore risk moving too swiftly out of a recession-mode strategy. When Axel Weber, president of the Bundesbank, publicly talks at this time about how to communicate a rise in interest rates, it tells me that the danger of a premature exit, at least in Europe, is clear and present....


...So at this point, I see the chances as roughly even between a global slump and a return to quasi-stagnation. What is so galling about this scenario is that it is avoidable. The central banks took the right decisions. But the political reaction has been near-catastrophic almost everywhere.

Instead of solving the problems to generate a recovery, the political strategies have consisted of waiting for a recovery to solve the problem. The Europeans are relying on the Americans to generate growth. The Americans are relying on the Chinese, who in turn are waiting for the rest of the world.

Even if the US were to generate some growth, as is likely after this summer, it would not benefit global exporters; China may be one of the fastest growing economies in the world, but it is only about half as large as the eurozone in dollar terms. And as Brad Setser** has pointed out in his blog, there is absolutely no evidence that China contributes to a global recovery. While Chinese investments are up by more than 30 per cent from last year alone, imports are down 25 per cent. All this hype about decoupling and China pulling the world out of recession is baloney. The data tell us that China’s exports and imports are both falling, and that imports are falling faster.

As everybody expects the others to move first, nobody ends up moving. In the meantime, the problems grow worse. US house prices, which are down by a little over 30 per cent from their peak, still have some way to fall. Until the US housing market hits rock bottom, perhaps sometime in 2010, there is no chance of a recovery in the securitisation market, without which there may not be sufficient credit growth....

...The only potentially good news in the past three months has been the receding threat of a currency crisis in central and eastern Europe. But I am not even sure that this is for real. The persistent refusal by eurozone policymakers to concede fast-track euro accession for central and eastern member states could yet prove destabilising.

Last week, the ECB had to provide €3bn in euro liquidity to Sweden’s Riksbank, in the absence of which Sweden may have experienced its second banking meltdown in less than two decades. The inevitable collapse of Latvia will have ripple effects on the Baltic region and may cause panic among investors in other central and east European countries.

This is why last week’s news about the withering green shoots is so important.

It tells us that the non-strategy of waiting until things get better is not working.

The March signs of life reinforced complacency.

Optimism will get us out of this crisis only if it is founded in reality.

Last week showed us that this is not the case."

...FT...


..."Neil Mackinnon, chief economist at ECU Group, said Washington believes European states are "free riding" on American stimulus, expecting the US to pull them out of crisis yet again.

Europe's industrial output continued to slide in April and was down 22pc from a year earlier, suggesting that talk of a "V-shaped" rebound is premature. At best, the pace of decline has slowed. Production fell 23pc in Germany and 24pc in Italy.

The ECB expects the eurozone economy to contract by 4.6pc this year and a further 0.3pc next year, with no recovery until mid-2010.

Structural rigidities of the region raise risks that it will remain trapped in slump well after the rest of the world has turned the corner, as it did after the dotcom bust.

This time Europe faces the extra head-winds of a strong euro, over-valued against the 45-odd countries such as China that are linked to the dollar. This currency effect is slowly "hollowing out" Europe's industrial core...."

...ambrose...


...oh yeah!..

...an this...








Wednesday, 10 June 2009

The Unconamy...

yo!...meadowlands...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+260...


...great change is not afoot here in ...


PALOOKAGRAD


...comrade brown has achieved...


...zombie status...


...knifed in the back...


...by cabinet colleagues and long time cronies...


...laughted at in the state controlled media...


...humiliated in the democratic elections...


...his new puppet master...


...father mandelson...


...has propped him up in the saddle...


...like el cid...


...and sent him out in westminster...


...as...


the lord of the flies



BETTER RED THAN DEAD


...as we look out this morning here in...


...palookagrad...


...there is still no sign of perestroika...


...comrades mandelson and brown...


...oversee the state planning as normal...


...yes...


...dead is the new normal...


...here in...


...palookagrad...


...a wall is being built to keep in all the palookas...


...rotten teeth and sallow faces...


...green around the gills...


...line dancing with a great zombie crooner...


..."he's not in debt with...


...billie jean"...



THRILLER


...the new five year plan is to rig the voting system...


...proportional representation is being dug up...


...instead of a change of government...


...we have a...


...zombie administration...


...in office...


..but not in life...


...with an economy...


...no longer dead...


...but not alive...


...not financed...


...by...


...zombie banks...


...but dead...



LIFE SUPPORT


...kept in half-life...


...by the zirp...


...and the money presses...


...the...


...unconomy...


...has twitched...


...in april and may...


...this is evidence...


...of life...


...of the end of the recession...


...say the commisars...


...well...


...they would say that wouldn't they...



HERE ARE THE FACTS



...the boom that was...


...is bust...


...the foreign money that financed it...


...has gone...


...there will be no return of the housing boom...


...not at these prices...


...leverage is history...


...what was unsustainable...


...has been unsustained...


...taxes will rise...


...to replace the revenue from booming sales...


...interest rates will rise...


...unemployment will rise...


...capacity will fall...


...inventories will have to fall...


...if only this labour soviet would fall...





Monday, 1 June 2009

Special 'Flation Issue

yo!...


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+250...


...people may think that...


...here in palookaville...


...we are firmly in the...


...deflationary camp...


WE DON'T DO CAMP


...eyes on the road...


...ears to the wall...


...watch out for Mr Inbetween...


..."It all depends upon unit labour costs and the state of demand in the economy. In fact, pay here seems to have responded more quickly to the economic downturn. Average earnings growth actually turned negative earlier this year. Although this was primarily due to the impact of sharply lower bonuses in the City, the figure was also boosted by continued strong pay growth in the public sector. And that can't last. In the private sector not a day goes by without another company announcing a freeze or even a cut in regular pay.

So the upshot is that the deflation danger is not yet old hat. People are watching the wrong thing. Don't look at the short term twitchings of the RPI or CPI but rather at the behaviour of wages and salaries.

Of course, if the Chancellor is right and by the end of this year the economy is bouncing back strongly, then the deflation danger, like all the others, will quickly melt away as the strengthening economy eventually boosts employment prospects, pay rates harden and firms are more able to push prices up. But if you want to back that particular horse, I would strongly advise you to put your money on each way."

...Roger Bootle...


Mortgage Meltdown, More Pain To Come

..."What can't be paid back will be defaulted on. Consumers with no job have no chance of paying back those debts. Many others who could, won't (because it is in their best interest to walk away). The Alt-A and Option ARM defaults are going to be massive.


Think this leads to inflation? Think again."

...mish...



Sunday, 29 March 2009

REMEMBER POMPEII

yo!...only fallin ashes...innit!



PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+192...


...here in palookaville they think it's all over...

...stock markets have rallied 20%...

...and a bank has passed a stress test...


...deflation has failed to raise it's head in the rigged figures...

...and the value of retail sales rose a bit...


...under the carpet there are so many things...

...and soon people will begin to trip up...



DO AS I SAY NOT AS I DO


...by saving banks and automakers...

...governments have fallen into the protectionist trap...

...the game is rigged...

...always was...

...while all was going up...


...no one seemed to mind...


...now though...


...people have started to notice...



CLUSTER'S LAST STAND


...many here in palookaville...

...have their hopes pinned on the G20 clusterf*ck...


...divided they stand...

...rather than united they fall...


...well...

...we'll see...


DISMAL SCIENCE

...everyone said there would be no recession and that the financial crisis...

...would stay in the bank vaults...

...well...

...what the f*ck do they know?...


GLOBAL AND LOCAL


...world trade has collapsed...

...because the bank credits are unavailable...

...boeing has seen orders fall by 50%...

...ships lie idle in the harbour roads...



UNLIKE GERMANY


...they told us that we were failing...

...because we didn't make stuff and export it...

...unlike germany...

...we were house mad...

...unlike germany...

...we spent beyond our means...

...piled up debt...

...unlike germany...


...well...


...you know the rest...




Thursday, 26 March 2009

THEY WILL NEVER ALLOW THIS ON THE BBC

yo!...stands with a bowl...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+190...



...
here in palookaville all we watch is the msm...

...which is why this will not be seen by the voters...


Wednesday, 11 March 2009

IF ONLY...BUT ALSO

yo!...down the plughole...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+175...


AND THE NEXT 'FLATION WILL BE


lex : ..."Anyway, what might trigger a rise in inflation? That is the biggest stumbling block for worry-worts. The unwinding of the credit boom of the past 10 years will require higher savings, weak consumption and low investment, probably well into the next decade. That ensures demand will remain weak, and with it inflation too...."FT





'Sell every asset except gilts'

Conventional assets – even gold – are no good as hedges against the inevitable deflation, says one asset manager.

AND

Inflation will kill the gilt rally in the end

The announcement by the monetary authorities in the UK that a policy of quantatitive easing (QE) would be implemented was greeted with euphoria by the gilt market.


BUT ALSO

EXPORT I MANUFACTURE I MANUFACTURE I EXPORT

...here in palookaville we have always been told...

...our economy is f**ked bescause we have too small...

...a manufacturing base...

...we do not export enough...


...but look around the world and what do you see...

...world exports falling off a cliff...

...the great manufacturing economies...

...collapsing with them...



IF ONLY

...christopher fildes...

...spoke of the 'if only' brigade...

...if only the BOE were independent...

...if only we exported more...

...if only we manufactured more...

...if only we had a strong currency...

...if only the banks would lend more...

...if only we could re-start the boom...

...if only people did not talk the economy down...

...if only we could stop the short sellers...


WELL

IF ONLY

THE POLITIX WOULD STOP FIDDLING


...like taking power from the BOE and giving it to the FSA...

...like robbing the pension funds...

...like robbing the savers...

...scrapping PEPs...

...increasing tax complexity...

...creating a client state...

...busting the economy...

...increasing the national debt...

...busting final salary pension schemes...

...while MPs have voted themselves...

...bigger salaries and better pension entitlements...


NB chart is uk based and funds reflect the effect of currency movements


charts from equitable life are used as an illustration of sector performance comparisons only
and not as a commentary on their investment performance. no opinion is offered here either for or against equitable life as a pension company...

...they just happen to have these charts...
...which i find very helpful...
...when comparing sector fund performance...


...THERE IS A DISCLAIMER AT THE TOP O THE PAGE...

...THIS AINT ADVICE AN WE AINT IN BUSINESS...

...WE JUS SUCKERS LAK YOU...

...PISSIN INNA WIND...








Saturday, 7 March 2009

ROBBIN B*STARDS

y0!...daylight robbery...innit!

PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+171...



...here in palookaville all the talk is about the local outlaw...


...his band of merry men and women...

...with guaranteed, index linked pensions...


...who are stealing the pensions from the poor...


this robbin band

...STEALS FROM THE POOR...

...GIVES TO THE RICH BANKERS...

...AND THOSE WORKING FOR THE STATE...


...meanwhile...


...the serfs here in palookaville are all watching the football...

...or phoning in their votes for some reality tv idiot...


...they do not know about how they have been robbed...

...they have been told that...

...the boarded up stores are part of some american problem...


Retirement plans of millions of Britons at risk after Bank of England 'prints money'

The retirement plans of millions of Britons have been put at risk after the Bank of England's controversial plan to create money tore an unprecedented hole in pension schemes.



..."The Bank was accused of hammering the final nail into the coffin for Britain’s final salary pension schemes, which have seen their deficits climb in recent years, partly as a result of Gordon Brown’s decision as Chancellor to levy a £6 billion tax raid on pension funds’ dividends.

Some 2.5 million workers are currently signed up for these schemes which provide retirees with a guaranteed annual income when they reach the appropriate age.

Having enjoyed a small surplus only a year ago, these funds have also been hit by the fall in the stock market over the past year.

However, the effect of the Bank’s scheme has been to increase the deficit between what is in the funds and what is needed to pay out future pensioners by an almost instant £100 billion. Although some expect the deficits to fall in the years ahead as the economy improves, insiders warned that this could be the final straw that persuades companies to shut down these schemes altogether and turn instead to far less generous defined contribution plans.

However, experts warned that even these more parsimonious schemes, which 8 million workers are subscribed to, will suffer as a direct result of the Bank’s actions. The amount these people receive from their pension depends not only on the size of pot they amass over their working life but on the rate of the so-called annuity which provides them an annual income from the moment of retirement...."sunday telegraph



painty : now watch the companies with these pension deficits...
...see their share prices come under even more pressure...

Monday, 2 March 2009

HOUSE OF THE SETTING SUN

yo!...itz property wot done it...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+165...

nikkei index back to 1980 level

...





There is a house in many a town
They call the Rising Debt
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I'm it

My mother was a tailor
She sewed my new bluejeans
My father was a gamblin' man
Down in New Orleans

Now the only thing a gambler needs
Is a mortgage and trunk
And the only time he's satisfied
Is when he's on a drunk

------ organ solo ------

Oh mother tell your children
Not to do what I have done
Spend your lives in sin and misery
In the House of the Rising Debt

Well, I got one foot on the platform
The other foot on the train
I'm goin' back to Rentin a room
To wear that ball and chain

Well, there is a house in New Orleans
They call the Settin Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I'm one



EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY



NB chart is uk based and funds reflect the effect of currency movements


charts from equitable life are used as an illustration of sector performance comparisons only
and not as a commentary on their investment performance. no opinion is offered here either for or against equitable life as a pension company...

...they just happen to have these charts...
...which i find very helpful...
...when comparing sector fund performance...


...THERE IS A DISCLAIMER AT THE TOP O THE PAGE...

...THIS AINT ADVICE AN WE AINT IN BUSINESS...

...WE JUS SUCKERS LAK YOU...

...PISSIN INNA WIND...

Saturday, 7 February 2009

THE MORE I OWE, THE MORE I MAKE

yo!...some are more equal than others...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+137...


...palookaville 2009...


...debt has reached the nexus phase...

...retirement is not an option...


...the debtists have passed new laws to increase debt - quantum time...


...the cure for debt is debt...


...long live the debt!...


...their friends the boomists have lobbied hard for this day...


...they believe in perpetual boom...



IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH


...nobody knows what we've done...


...they're all so f**kin thick...

...we keep them up to date with what is happening in the soaps...

...with who is F**king whom...

...they check their 'phones every minute...

...to see who is "on the bus" or "at the checkout"...

...meanwhile we f**k them over...


...we bury them in debt, we take away their savings or at least their interest...


THE MORTGAGE-GO-ROUND



...we give their money to the debtors...

...the more they owe, the more they make...


...we hate savers...

...so we rob their savings...

...we f**k up their investments...

...we rob their pension plans...

...


WAR IS PEACE


...war is good...

...it increases economic growth...

...bullets and bombs must be replaced...

...we can start a new war any time we want...

...all the twats will be watching the soaps...

...or reading about some sports or movie or soap "star"...


FREEDOM IS SLAVERY


...we will be the spender of last resort...

...all their money is ours...


...we create it...

...so we shall spend it...


...big goverment sets you free...

...cradle to grave without the need to think...

...like mushrooms, we keep you warm, in the dark...and covered in sh*t...


...we decide how much tax you will pay...

...and how we spend your money...

...we provide your education and health service...

...and we decide what quality of care you get...


...we tax your income and your spending and your saving...

...you get to decide who wins big brother...



...Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...



THE GOVERNATOR


...the great depressionist artist...

...arnold terminator...

...is trying to balance the budget...


...the debtists just don geddit...

...they think the boom can be restarted...

...in time to save their bacon...


...but...


...perpetual boom is an illusion...

...the boomists have done their best...

...but...

...now it's over...

...bust follows boom as night follows day...

...

ZOMBIESTEIN

...they like to keep their money off shore...

... in tax havens and secret accounts...

...not here in zombiestein...

...land of the living dead...

...where all that moves is subsidised...

...state owned...

...insolvent...

...devalued...

...


Thursday, 5 February 2009

NOW IS THE WINTER OF OUR DISCONTENT...

yo!...costa packet...innit!



PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+134...


...nobody expected the spanish implosion.!.


...here in palookaville the traffic has ground to a halt...

...the wrong kind of money has brought the economy to a standstill...


...the brown boom...

...is over at last...

...now!...if only they can end the...

...
brown bust.!.


Car sales plunge in worst figures since 1974


"Luxury car sales suffered most, with sales falling 65 per cent, compared to a year ago.

Fleet sales, which account for 60 per cent of the total market, fell by 35 per cent as the economic downturn forced companies to cut back on transport for staff.

It was the ninth successive month that sales have fallen compared to the previous year, the Society of Motor Manufacturers and Traders said.

The continuing slump in car sales comes after months of cutbacks within the industry with a wave of redundancies and extended factory closures...."telegraph



THE NOBEL PRIZE IS NOT WHAT IT WAS



...anatole is predicting a nobel prize for brown...

...after all not many enelected prime ministers have a patsy chancellor...

...our nobel dictator has created a spectacular bust...


...and should get some sort of recognition for it...


DEPRESSIONISM : THE ART OF THE BUST


...when peter the paintpallet started a new art movement...

...he did not realise that he would get a show so soon...

...now all the world is joining in the fun...

...currencies are out doing each other to debase themselves at his feet...

...zombie banks are casting out the demon hearsts...

...and hanging the painted one's depressionist masterpieces...

...from their atrium roofs...


DOWN IN THE JUNGLE, GOT THE BELLYACHE...


...down in the vaults the canvases are stacking up...

...toxic and unpredictable art for the new, bust millenium...

...their value rises as the other toxic assets deflate...

...paint is the future...

...for the new bust...


FORCAST NEWS


...suckers are still bettin the bust is past it's sell by...

...they think itz all over...

...normal service will be resumed and the paintings of doom...

...will be cast out of the galleries...


...but the fat lady is still waiting to sing...

...and she will not be denied...

...you can dance the danse macarbre...

...and drink the night away...

...talk yourself up till dawn...


...but...


...she will sing...

US Treasury in plans for record debt sale


"The US Treasury on Wednesday opened the floodgates of government bond issuance, revealing plans for a record debt sale in February and more frequent auctions in the months to come.

The announcement came amid growing fears about US government deficits and sent the yield on the benchmark 10-year Treasury note rising to 2.95 per cent, up from just over 2 per cent at the end of December.

The rise in Treasury yields has been pushing mortgage rates higher, complicating efforts to revive the economy. The US Federal Reserve said last week it was “prepared to” buy Treasuries if that would be a “particularly effective” way of reducing private borrowing costs.

“The Fed has to be troubled by the fact that mortgage rates have been rising and the buying of Treasuries by the Fed may come sooner than the market expects,” said William O’Donnell, UBS strategist"...FT



THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE


iain martin..."
When a great many lies have been told, the antidote is usually truth. This can hurt, but without it the possibility of recovery and future happiness is remote. And so it is with today's crisis of capitalism.

If an excess of debt built with cheap money was the cause of the crisis – and it was – then more debt is not the answer. Aligning their party with this most basic but vital of insights was, as the essential Tory website Conservative Home put it, "Cameron and Osborne's bravest and loneliest decision". When the Tory leadership decided to oppose Gordon Brown's plans to borrow and spend his way out of the "Depression", as the Prime Minister called it yesterday in a revealing slip of the tongue, they were virtually alone in the western world." times