Showing posts with label falling markets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label falling markets. Show all posts

Friday, 10 July 2009

ONCE-UPON-A-TIME IN THE BUST

yo!...going, going, gone...innit!


PALOOKAGRAD FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+292


...once-upon-a-time...


...here in...


...palookagrad...


...there was a tower called...


...................


...in those olden days there was a nasty witch...


...called bust...


...and this bust threatened to bring down the owners of the great tower...


...for some while the tower wobbled...


...and all the soothsayers argued about whether or when it would fall...


...about the same time there were rumours about an insurance company...


...that we worked in...


...the AAA magic that protected the company...


...was wearing out....


...due to non-performing...


...property investments...


20% OF THE SALES FORCE BRING IN 80%
OF THE BUSINESS


...the big hitters...


...had hit big...


...and made off with their commissions...


...the empty malls and towers...


...sucked the life out of the insurance company...


...AAA to AA+ to A to B...


...well you can guess the rest...


...and of course the tower fell as well...



NOTHING LIKE THIS COULD HAPPEN TODAY





Gillian Tett : ...So will US property prices stabilise? Not if you believe a startling presentation I saw this week from a large, global financial group. This particular bunch of analysts – who have done a remarkably good job at predicting the credit crisis during the past four years – are currently warning their clients to expect a peak-to-trough fall in US residential prices of more than 40 per cent in this cycle.

The good news is that in some US regions, prices have already fallen so sharply – often by more 30 per cent – that property is already very affordable, relative to incomes and on a historical basis.

But the bad news is that houses are not yet cheap enough to prevent more price falls. On the contrary, this particular team of analysts thinks that when the problems of excess house inventory and rising unemployment are added into the model, average US house prices will still fall by another 14 per cent in the next few years – on top of the declines seen so far.

That headline figure conceals some startling regional discrepancies. Colorado is reckoned to be through the worst. In New York, though, the pain has barely started. Prices there are projected to decline by another 30 per cent or so. Taken as a whole, these projections imply that about 25m households in America end up in negative equity.

This projection is gloomier than those made by the US government and many large US banks. But the 25m number is currently being echoed by other investment groups, such as Pimco. If it turns out to be correct, it raises two crucial questions. One is the degree to which the western banking system could face a secondary round of real estate losses (particularly as these analysts are even more alarmed about the commercial property outlook than the residential sector.)

But the second fascinating question is what further house prices falls might do to consumer psychology. America has never experienced negative equity on this scale before. Thus nobody is entirely sure how households might respond. Will they default en masse? Will voters become so angry that they demand more populist public bail-outs of the housing sector (or financial reform)? Will consumers cut spending further?..." Gillian...







Monday, 2 March 2009

HOUSE OF THE SETTING SUN

yo!...itz property wot done it...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+165...

nikkei index back to 1980 level

...





There is a house in many a town
They call the Rising Debt
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I'm it

My mother was a tailor
She sewed my new bluejeans
My father was a gamblin' man
Down in New Orleans

Now the only thing a gambler needs
Is a mortgage and trunk
And the only time he's satisfied
Is when he's on a drunk

------ organ solo ------

Oh mother tell your children
Not to do what I have done
Spend your lives in sin and misery
In the House of the Rising Debt

Well, I got one foot on the platform
The other foot on the train
I'm goin' back to Rentin a room
To wear that ball and chain

Well, there is a house in New Orleans
They call the Settin Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I'm one



EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY



NB chart is uk based and funds reflect the effect of currency movements


charts from equitable life are used as an illustration of sector performance comparisons only
and not as a commentary on their investment performance. no opinion is offered here either for or against equitable life as a pension company...

...they just happen to have these charts...
...which i find very helpful...
...when comparing sector fund performance...


...THERE IS A DISCLAIMER AT THE TOP O THE PAGE...

...THIS AINT ADVICE AN WE AINT IN BUSINESS...

...WE JUS SUCKERS LAK YOU...

...PISSIN INNA WIND...

Saturday, 21 February 2009

THE CALL OF THE WILD ONE

yo!...cool fo cats...innit!



PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+152...


...here in palookaville we take our stash seriously...

...we always lookin out fo squalls...


...we usta read the msm until the blogs got goin...


...this bloke bill adlard usta get a shout...

...inna paper called 'the business'...

...me an beulah usta like it a lot...


ANYWAY

...this bill geezer was always bangin on about a commin crash...

...an you know me...

...ol misery guts...innit!...


...I knew he would be right sooner or later...

...itz a pity that 'the business' went out of...


...but here is bill...

FTSE 100 'to fall by more than 40%'

The double whammy of poor economic data and the ongoing global credit crunch drove the FTSE 100 into meltdown today, wiping off some £60bn in shares - the steepest fall since 9/11 in 2001.


And one industry expert is urging investors to prepare for more sharp falls and a return to the lows of the bear market between 2000 and 2003.

Bill Adlard, a professional trader and market analyst at Chart-Guide.com, is urging investors to get into cash as soon as possible because he fears the FTSE 100 will soon start on a downward trajectory that will take the index back to its lows of 2003 – a fall of more than 40%.

He says: 'The world is heading for a major economic depression. The FTSE 100 is going to fall back to its lows of 2003.

'My advice to investors is to get in to cash and stay there as it will be the asset class that outperforms all others over the next five years.'


'Previously, back in 2003 there was a massive credit expansion but now we are heading for a credit contraction. The major difference is that in 2003 debt was lower and if prices fell it didn't necessarily mean that people had to sell.

'But since then there has been a credit binge resulting in the massive inflation of debt and as such there will have to be a lot of selling if it is to be paid off.'

It took just over three years and three months for the FTSE 100 to bottom out during the last bear market.

On 30 December 1999 at the height of the technology, media and telecommunications (TMT) boom, the index of the UK's largest firms peaked at 6930.2 – but by 12 March 2003 the index had plummeted by more than 50% to 3287.

Adlard added: 'The FTSE 100 will fall again over the same time period, if not sooner.' "



petey
: nice one bill.!...


...disclaimer...

...this aint no advert an no bollox...

...read the disclaimers at the top an find yo own stuff out...


STOP THE PRESS


...ah found anuvva one...


'Footsie to fall 90% from all-time high'

The severity of the ongoing economic and market torment has now led one analyst to forecast that the FTSE 100 index could plummet to below the 1000 level in the coming years.


Bill Adlard, a professional trader and market analyst, at Chart-Guide.com gave This is Money, the most gloomy - but notably the most accurate - forecast for how the index would fare in 2008.

Now Adlard says: 'I believe over the coming five years the FTSE 100 could fall by around 90% - from its all time high in 1999 of 6930. It could easily be below 1000 in five years time.

'The UK market will reflect what happened in the US between 1929 and 1932 when the Dow Jones dropped by 90% from 397 to 40 points. I expect something of the same from the Footsie.'

Speaking to This is Money 12 months ago, Adlard said that given the coupling of poor economic data and the ongoing global credit crunch, he believed that the index could pull back to its lows of 2003 – a fall of more than 40%.

In early trading on 10 October, 2008, the Footsie, had collapsed to 3873 - a fall of 40% since the start of the year - and Adlard's prediction had come to fruition.


By the year's end, the index had clawed back some of its fall and finished 31% down over the 12 months.

At mid morning trading on 28 January, 2009, the Footsie was at 4266.31. On 31 December 2007, the index was riding far higher at 6457 – giving a fall of 34% in the past 13 months. It hit its all time high of 6930, back on 31 December 1999, and today's level exemplifies a drop of 38% since then.

For the rest of 2009, Adlard expects the index of the UK's top 100 firms to 'thrash about between 4,500 and 3,500' before ultimately crashing through the lower barrier.


petey : only time will tell...innit!


...disclaimer...

...this aint no advert an no bollox...

...read the disclaimers at the top an find yo own stuff out...

Thursday, 5 February 2009

A DEPRESSIONIST MANIFESTO

yo!...academic...innit!



PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+135...


...the last great movement of the old century has died...


...debtism and all of it's proponents are discredited...

...the academy has looked in vain for it's return...

...but...

...the boomists are just a bunch of art clowns and have no substance...


SINIFICANT I TRANSENDENT


...the momentum is with the depressionists...

...they see the future as different from the past...

...where there was credit...

...there is debt...


...where there was growth...

...there is contraction...


...where there was inflation...

...deflation...


LET THERE BE SOLVENCY


...in the beginning there was trade...

...then there was finance...

...then there was leverage...

...then there was debt...

...then there was darkness...


DEBTRUNNER


...household debt has reached the nexus phase...

...but...

...incept dates have failed to retire the nexus debts...

...a new bread of financial police have been created to default the debtors...

...this is not called bankruptcy...

...this is called financial murder...


The plight facing Britain is uncannily similar to the 1930s, since prices of many assets —from shares to house prices — are falling at record rates, but the value of the debt against which they are held remains unchanged.

This “debt deflation” is among the most painful of all economic phenomena, since it means the amount families owe increases each year even if they borrow no more.


LET THERE BE LIGHT


...the banks have sought to keep us in the dark...

...they are lying about their exposure to toxic assets...

...the boomists are feeding them ever bigger gobbits of our money...

...what we get in return is...

...the mushroom treatment...

..."keep em in the dark and cover em in sh*t"


...meanwhile they continue to pay themselves huge bonuses...

...with our money...


BOOM BOOM BROWN


...the king of the boomists...

...is trying to create a zombie state...


...you start with a client state...

...where everyone is on the payroll...

...then you bankrupt the country...

...then you reflate the bust banks and property bubble...

...then you tax everything that moves or breathes...

...until all economic life is dead...


petey : hello? anyone out there?


Wednesday, 7 January 2009

MORE OF THE SAME

yo!...neither a lender no a borrower be...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+105


...the story so far...


...paintybynumbers has told beulah that he has let the pension stash shrink by 7%...


...beulah has shot him inna head with a sawn off .45...


RED DOLLARS


Willem Buiter warns of massive dollar collapse

Americans must prepare themselves for a massive collapse in the dollar as investors around the world dump their US assets, a former Bank of England policymaker has warned.

..."The past eight years of imperial overstretch, hubris and domestic and international abuse of power on the part of the Bush administration has left the US materially weakened financially, economically, politically and morally," he said. "Even the most hard-nosed, Guantanamo Bay-indifferent potential foreign investor in the US must recognise that its financial system has collapsed."

He said investors would, rightly, suspect that the US would have to generate major inflation to whittle away its debt and this dollar collapse means that the US has less leeway for major spending plans than politicians realise."

..."Schwartz warns against facile comparisons between today's world and the Gold Standard era. "This is nothing like the Depression. I don't really believe the economy as a whole is going to fall apart. Northern Rock has been the only episode of a bank failure so far," she says.

Over 4,000 US banks - a fifth - collapsed in the 1930s. There was no deposit insurance. Real economic output fell by a third, prices by a quarter, and unemployment reached a third. Real income fell by 11 per cent, 9 per cent, 18 per cent, and 3 per cent in the years to 1933.

According to Schwartz the original sin of the Bernanke-Greenspan Fed was to hold rates at 1 per cent from 2003 to June 2004, long after the dotcom bubble was over. "It is clear that monetary policy was too accommodative. Rates of 1 per cent were bound to encourage all kinds of risky behaviour," says Schwartz.

She is scornful of Greenspan's campaign to clear his name by blaming the bubble on an Asian saving glut, which purportedly created stimulus beyond the control of the Fed by driving down global bond rates. "This attempt to exculpate himself is not convincing. The Fed failed to confront something that was evident. It can't be blamed on global events," she says.

That mistake is behind us now. The lesson of the 1930s is that swift action is needed once the credit system starts to implode: when banks hoard money, refusing to pass on funds. The Fed must tear up the rule-book. Yet it has been hesitant for three months, relying on lubricants - not shock therapy.

"Liquidity doesn't do anything in this situation. It cannot deal with the underlying fear that lots of firms are going bankrupt," she says. Her view is fast spreading. Goldman Sachs issued a full-recession alert on Wednesday, predicting rates of 2.5 per cent by the third quarter. "Ben Bernanke should be making stronger statements and then backing them up with decisive easing," says Jan Hatzius, the bank's US economist.

Bernanke did indeed switch tack on Thursday. "We stand ready to take substantive additional action as needed," he says, warning of a "fragile situation". It follows a surge in December unemployment from 4.7 per cent to 5 per cent, the sharpest spike in a quarter century. Inflation fears are subsiding fast.

Bernanke insists that the Fed has leant the lesson from the catastrophic errors of the 1930s. At the late Milton Friedman's 90th birthday party, he apologised for the sins of his institutional forefathers. "Yes, we did it, we're very sorry, we won't do it again."


How to stop the recession


..."In recent speeches the Governor, Mervyn King, and the Deputy Governor, Charles Bean, have warned that – unless banks lend more to the private sector – the economy will not recover in 2009.

This credit-determines-spending doctrine is false and dangerous. The correct answer is for the government to replace the private sector in the credit process, and so to create new deposits by itself borrowing from the banks and increasing the quantity of money. Since the government has the power of taxation, its own credit-worthiness is not in doubt and it can borrow almost without limit from the banks.

In the first instance the proceeds of the banks' loans to the government would be credited to the government's deposit. But civil servants can then write cheques to the government's suppliers and add to the quantity of money. These suppliers may include some financially hard-pressed small companies, giving them immediate help. But the favourable effects of extra money should soon spread widely. Payments between different companies and individuals are on such a scale that all cash-strained companies ought to find it easier to improve their financial position.

We are of course opposed to an excessive rate of monetary growth, because that causes inflation, and favour sound public finances over the medium term. But large-scale government borrowing from the banks in early 2009 – of between, say, £50bn and £100bn – would be simple to organize given the enormous budget deficit now being incurred. That would quickly boost the quantity of money, easing the financial squeeze on British companies, and helping them to maintain jobs and investment."



Simple Logic vs. Paradox of Thrift

Simple logic would dictate that excessive spending and loose lending standards caused this crash so excessive spending and loose lending standards cannot possibly cure it. Indeed it is axiomatic that the problem cannot be the solution. The concept is so simple that Keynesian demagogues cannot see it.

Is there a Keynesian on the planet who can think more than one second ahead?

Paulson and the Keynesian fools want banks to lend. For what? What is it we need more of? Houses? Condos? Pizza Huts? Home Depots? Lowes? Nail salons? Strip Malls? Walmarts? And if by some miracle banks did lend that money and new stores were built, who is there to buy? What would happen then? Is the amount of money that can be thrown at problem unlimited? What about the problems that will create? Can problems be postponed forever? Is there a Keynesian on the planet who can think more than one second ahead?
Something For Nothing vs. Paradox of Deleveraging
Attempts to prop up the stock market, housing prices, and to stimulate lending, etc., are all doomed to fail.

The simple truth is that Keynesian economic theory is based on the same failed something for nothing theory of perpetual motion. Attempts to get something for nothing are a complete waste of both time and resources and thus can only make matters worse.
Let's look at this still another way. In Austrian economics terms, saving is what is left over (not consumed) from production.

Keynesian theory suggests you can have something today and tomorrow which is of course as preposterous as having your cake and eating it too. In simple terms one cannot consume what one does not produce, at least not forever.

Spending now will only borrow from future production. The United States has been doing that for decades and all we have to show for it is an exodus of manufacturing jobs from the United States to China, and a housing bubble of epic proportion.

There is no paradox. The United States has borrowed itself into oblivion. Consumers have finally seen the light and are attempting to save in spite of horrible economic policy encouraging them to do otherwise."

Mike "Mish" Shedlock
http://globaleconomicanalysis.blogspot.com



deadpetey : y'all should read the lot dudes...

vince : whahoppen? musky?

musky : paintbrush got shottin a head...

opkin : is he gon be OK?

spidah : shure...lucky dude...no vital organs...in he head man...



and this from the market ticker...

Break the momentum of the recession?

Mr. Obama, with all due respect, would you please stop lying?

See, I know full well that you're not one of the 99% of America that is too stupid (or simply uneducated) to understand exponents. And I certainly hope Michelle isn't, seeing as she has an advanced degree.

See, government caused this mess. That's right. It enabled people like Madoff, it conspired with the lenders, including Fannie and Freddie (the revolving door in DC with those two was not only incestuous it was outrageous and feckless besides) to pump asset values in a puerile attempt to prevent the recession in 2000 from working off credit excess and then to put a nice cherry on top of it government put in American's heads that they should just "go out and shop" after a terrorist attack - whether we had any money or not.

As a consequence what was a fairly serious recession that had to be suffered in 2000 was "kicked down the road" and due to the power of exponents has now turned into something far worse.

The "far worse" isn't an accident, it isn't a coincidence, and it isn't a part of the "natural business cycle." It was caused by the direct actions of government, including yours as a Senator.

I expected more from you, even though knowing you're a politician, my expectations were somewhat tempered. After all, we know that politicians are the easiest to read in terms of honesty any time their lips are moving: they're lying...."



Friday, 26 December 2008

THE 'FLATION GAME

yo!..the very thang that...make yo rich...make yo poor...innit?


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+100


...here in palookaville we take 'flation seriously...


...in the square...here in downtownP...is a monument...a rowing boat...

...in the rowing boat is a trinity dude...

...one dude wotz a 'conomist, a'vestor anna banker...

...the Tdude sits facing the way he has come while...turning his...


BACK TO THE FUTURE


peteypinkslip : y'all should know that i was not always a famous artist...

...time was when i wuz a cappin o industry...

...hadda desk anna swivvel chair...view o the car park...anna greasy pole ta climb...

...back then we had INflation an it feel good...real good...(cos we had no dough)

...in 1971 my bro bought a good detached house fo £4,000...

...in 1978 me an beulah bought a semi-detached house for £12,500...

...we sold it in 1980 for £21,900...


...back then it wuz all union power an strikes fo mo pay...

...in 1979 i had a 16% pay rise an in 1980 i had a 21% pay rise...in 1981...no job...


...a car would last six years iffn yo was lucky...but bits was fallin offa it after 2...

...at work the four to 10 pint lunch was not uncommon...especially onna friday...

...prices always rose...you spent money fast to buy before prices rose further...

...money in savings vehicles lost value fast...

...uncle larry saved but did not buy a house...he was wiped out...

...vast areas of the world were industrially unproductive...

...competition and capacity...scarce...think China, USSR...India...

...opec kept raising oil prices...

...interest rates eventually went ta 15.7%


THE L&N DON'T STOP HERE ANY MORE


...today some dismal souls are waitin fo that ta come around again...

...they are waitin fo a great tsunami o INflation ta come float all their boats once more...


...well ma own view is that no such animal exists at this time...

...the 'golden' goose is dead...


...yo house is worth less than you paid fo it...yo car is too...

...yo industry is not in the hands of the wage bargainers...

...capacity has mushroomed all ovva a wurl...

...yo job is not safe and neither is yo currency...

...yo retirement plan is toast...

...yo savins is without interest...your bust bank...state owned...

...globalisation has changed the local outlook...fo evva...


...in work...here in palookaville few people drink, now, at lunch...

...today cars will last for 10, 12, years...without many bits fallin off...

...many have spent their future income...an then some...

...goverment taxes are far higher than they were...an they still deep in debt!


..an still they sit...backs against the current...
...borne back ceaselessy into the past
...


beulah : ah lakked it when we woz still shoppin an they was allas sommat we needed ta git...

...nah at painty bastard finds it onna web fo less...or we jus already got one...


TIKKA DUDE...THEY PLAYIN YO RECORD ATTA TIMES


liam : ..."
The money markets are locked because the banks don't trust each other. Even they don't know how much toxic debt is out there – and which bank could be the next to fall. That's why the spread between the London Inter-bank Offered Rate and overnight interest rate swaps of the same maturity remains so wide – and wider in the UK, now, than either the States or the eurozone.

The crucial inter-bank market will remain frozen until the banks are forced, under threat of prosecution, to reveal the true extent of their sub-prime liabilities. Such "full disclosure" won't be easy – involving the exploration of millions of complex derivative contracts, often across borders – but it simply must be done.

America's first serious reaction to "sub-prime" was the Troubled Assets Relief Programme – buying up hundreds of billions of dollars of dodgy loans the banks didn't want any more. When that didn't work, the US asked banks to forfeit some share capital in return for government cash, as in the UK.

But that's failing too – as shown by sky-high Libor rates. So, as a matter of urgency, the West must copy the hard-headed Swedes – who, in the early 1990s, insisted nationalised banks write down the full extent of their non-performing loans before more public money is spent on recapitalisation. Only then – once the sub-prime losses are fully-exposed – can securities markets clear and the inter-bank market reboot.

The UK/US approach of piling public sector debts on top of private sector debts prevents this vital purging process. Until it happens the global economy will continue to slide. But the big Western economies remain in self-denial, repeating the mistakes made by the Japanese. We're creating our very own "zombie banks" – technically alive, but commercially dead due to the weight of their toxic debts. A Western "lost decade" now looms.

So we need Swedish-style full disclosure. Nothing else will break the deadlock and get us out of this fix. Western politicians – and commentators – need to stand up to the powerful money men and administer the necessary medicine...." sunday times...

painty : ah laks liam...ahm sure glad he aint bangin on abaht inflation this week...again...



...commin soon on palookaville...


...ZOMBIE BANKS ATE MY BRAINS OUT...


...JAPANESE WEARWOLF IN LONDON...


...IT STARTED ON THREADNEADLE STREET...


...BANK OF THE LIVING DEAD...

oh yeah..an...

ZOMBIEFLATION




Saturday, 6 December 2008

BEULAH'S DAY OFF

yo!...honey i shrunk yo stash...innit!

PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+78


...in the loft...no one can hear you scream...

...the only sound is that of the gently fallin dust...

...petey anna crew is gone ta town...

...anna loft is empty...except of course fo beulah...who is takin this opportunity ta...

...check out petey's mac...fo cheatin or gamblin or...WTF is appnin ta her pension stash...


beulah : hi!...it me...BEULAH..!...that painty bastard be gone xmas shoppin atta 5 an dime...

laverne : (aht inna yard...firin up a still)...cheap n lazy...cheap an lazy bastard...

beulah : at somebitch gotta be upta sumpin...allas onna mac an chattin wi iz mates...

laverne : wot fo i gotta chop wood fo a still?

beulah : caint see no cheatin emails...an he aint gamblin...poker faced git!

...lets see if he don f**ked up me stash?...click...click...click...





beulah : WTF..!...wottit all mean?...wots me stash in?...


beulah : damn me eyes an blast me stupid curiosity...killed a cat...innit...

...caint let the git know i wuz spyin onnim... but mebbe i wuz...

...better off not knowin...hope ta God he...hedged my bets...


peteypainty : y'all don pay no tention ta lil ol beulah nah...she don mean no harm...

...she jus lak alla pension suckers out there...hopin fo a best...

...while...fearin fo a worst...

...fact is...alla suckers gotta watch they own backs...an guard they stash...

...nuthin stays the same fo long
...

...ya gotta know when ta hold em...an when ta fold em...

...the politix gotta index linked guaranteed stash...so they don care...

...the proper bollox...they jus gotta fill column inches...

...an deliver suckers ta a advertisers...

...that jus leaves you...sucker!



charts from equitable life are used as an illustration of sector performance comparisons only
and not as a commentary on their investment performance. no opinion is offered here either for or against equitable life as a pension company...

...they just happen to have these charts...
...which i find very helpful...
...when comparing sector fund performance...


...THEY IS A DISCLAIMER AT THE TOP O THE PAGE...

...THIS AINT ADVICE AN WE AINT IN BUSINESS...

...WE JUS SUCKERS LAK YOU...

...PISSIN INNA WIND...

Friday, 5 December 2008

I HAVE ADDED A YEAR TO MY PREVIOUS FORECAST

yo!...533 squadron...innit!

PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+77

...here is the news...

...
The Banks remain terrified, albeit that they set the thing off in the first place...

...Mortgage Delinquencies, Foreclosures Rise to Record...

...
Jobs Contract 11th Straight Month; Unemployment Rate Hits 6.7%...

...Berlin under fire as German car sales collapse...


...we started out on burgundy...but soon hit the...harder stuff...

...evvaboddy said they'd stand behind us...when the game...got tough...

...but the joke was on us...they wasn't anyone there...evento bluff...

...we goin back ta palookaville i do believe...we've had enough...


ON SOME FINANCIAL WIZARDS

beulah : are they f**kin mad?

petey : probleh...

Monday, 17 November 2008

THE BOOT GOES IN

yo!...prince atta dance...innit!

PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+59

...ok...this'n be a update on that un


...beatin up on george...part two...


MACHIAVELLI


...Superb at ice-hockey, a prince at the dance...

...He's fierce as tigers, secretive as plants.

...my dad allas called im that...mandelson...that is...can't think why...


...anyway here he be...a joinin in a bellyachin about po ol george...fo tellin a truth...

mandy :
"What George Osborne was trying to do in his remarks was undermine the confidence of markets and undermine the confidence of traders that the medium-term direction of government policy is sound.

"That's why what he was doing, frankly, was reckless and irresponsible."

He insisted that the Government's stimulus package, which is to be unveiled in next week's Pre-Budget Report, was necessary to revitalise the economy and restore confidence among consumers and lenders.

He added that this was "internationally recognised", in the wake of the weekend's G20 meeting in Washington.

He also accused Mr Osborne and David Cameron, the Conservative leader, of contradicting themselves on the economy. "Their policies change from week to week," Lord Mandelson said.


ossie : On Sunday, Mr Osborne launched a robust defence of his response to the global economic crisis, insisting that he was "absolutely sure" that he was "doing the right thing".

The shadow chancellor said that he had a duty to tell the public "the truth" about Britain's economic problems and denied accusations that he had risked worsening the problem by warning of a run on sterling.

He refused to back a programme of tax cuts being drawn up by Gordon Brown which is expected to be unveiled in next week's Pre-Budget Report.

Mr Osborne has faced criticism from sections of the Conservative Party over his handling of the economic crisis amid claims he failed to foresee the seriousness of the problem. Some right-wing peers and MPs have called for him to be replaced.

The party's opinion poll ratings have fallen sharply and David Cameron has refused to call for big tax cuts - instead focusing on the need to keep Government borrowing under control.

Speaking on BBC's Andrew Marr show, Mr Osborne said that the approach had been correct and that the party had no plans to alter its stance. "My job as shadow chancellor is to tell the British people the truth about the British economy," he said. "The truth is that it is the worst prepared economy in the world for recession.

times : ..."Alistair Darling, the Chancellor, also told Sky News: "All I would say is this, that a few weeks ago the Tories offered a bipartisan approach, now that has clearly gone to the wind."

Mr Osborne’s position is also considered to have been weakened by a lack of vocal support from David Cameron. The Shadow Chancellor was also forced to dismiss suggestions that his authority had been undermined because Mr Cameron had called in Oliver Letwin, his predecessor, to draw up potential government spending cuts.

Meanwhile, a significant party donor, the retail millionaire Lord Kalms, called for Mr Osborne to be replaced with a "heavyweight" figure.

But the Shadow Business Secretary, Alan Duncan, rallied around his frontbench colleague, saying he was "absolutely right" to raise the danger of a run on sterling. "I’d rather have George Osborne telling the truth than Gordon Brown charging around the world on a journey of deceit," he said.


torybulliestoo : VIDEO HERE

Thursday, 13 November 2008

THINGS AINT WHAT THEY USED TA BE

yo!..rally postponed...innit!

PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+55

...today on bloomberg...

Stocks in U.S. Slump on Economy; S&P 500 Falls to Lowest Level Since 2003
U.S. Jobless Rolls Reach 25-Year High, Exports Drop as Growth Abroad Sinks
GE Sticks With Dividend Policy as Shares Fall Below $15, Lowest Since 1996
Goldman Sachs Employee Pay Will Be `Dramatically' Hit by Crisis, Palm Says
Bulgari Abandons 2008 Earnings, Sales Forecasts on Slumping Jewelry Demand

vince : whahoppen muskie?

beulah : that freakin paulie wants lokkin up...bustin a banks an fixin a handout!...

laverne : does the bottom look big in this?

ambrose : .."
The modern warning to us all is the "Lost Decade" in Japan, a loose term for the on-again, off-again slump that ultimately led to zero interest rates and – when that failed – to the printing of money. After 18 years, the Nikkei stock index is now trading at 8,700 – down from a peak of nearly 40,000. House prices have fallen by half. Yet after all the stimulus, the country is once again tipping back into deflation.

Governor King said Britain was likely to avoid this fate. "We've taken action much earlier than was the case in Japan," he said.

Not everybody agrees, even after the shock and awe cut of 1.5 percentage points by the MPC. Albert Edwards, global strategist at Société Générale, has long warned that central banks in the Anglo-Saxon countries have stored up trouble by stoking credit booms, and may find it harder than they think to engineer a soft-landing.

"This could easily go the way of Japan. It is true that Bank of England has moved faster, but Japan was a local bubble. This time it is the 'great unwind' on a global scale with leverage spaghetti everywhere," he said.

"The monetary authorities don't have foggiest idea themselves whether this is going to work. They're crossing their fingers and hoping," he said...."telegraph


petey : ahm feelin...in..sec..ure...ya mite not lurv me...any..more...


market ticker : ..."Without "silly credit", which cannot be restarted or maintained, we sell 11 million automobiles in the US a year, instead of 17.5 million. We sell one million fewer homes a year. Leisure travel dollars spent will fall by 20% and perhaps more. We sell a lot less "bling" of various sorts, whether it be $300 cell phones (the $50 one makes calls you know, and doesn't require a $100/month service plan either!), $5 lattes or $10 martinis. This is reality my friends, and there is no escaping it..."

Thursday, 25 September 2008

AS FALLS NIAGARA

yo! innit!... a week a long time inna BAILOUT...

PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate capitulation day+7

Admiral Paulson anna salty dogs onna dorkship TITANIC...out of Wall St.
are fighting for the inflatable life rafts that have been stowed away under CONGRESS
for the inevitable FINANCIAL EMERGENCY...

the national debt is so huge now anyway that, the hope is, no one will notice another
7 BILLION...

...there is enough hot air in congress, they believe, to inflate well beyond these paltry figures...

onna good ship BLOGOSPHERE the maroon has gone up anna bloggin stiffs is tryin ta get the workin stiffs ta get onna 'phon ta their congressperson...an ammer em flat abaht a ears....... an get em ta stop paulie from sinkin a dollah.

a week after the MOTHER plan was launched a liquidity is solidified agin anna
banks wotz BUST is sh*ttin bricks waitin fo a 'flatables ta come rescue em...

ya BANKERS wot dunnit are clean away wiya BONUS so large an heavy atta workin stiffs is gettin restless an gon get a congress ta GET THE MONEY BACK OFFA EM...

meanwhile with the alien hedge funds glued together by the Lepage glue gun anna day traders slapped silly by a VENGERS a shock an scares is goin dahn wiya villa...

VIAGRA FOR NIAGARA

ya BOOM is BUST an a BAILOUT is all ya got ta save a TITANIC but even Cathy Berberian knows...

inna current onna niagara river a TITANIC is bein swep along atta evva faster rate...
a enjin gone DROOP an a moneh be needed fo VIAGRA ta STIFFEN resolve an RESTORE CONFIDENCE...says CAPTAIN BRUSH...skipper o a titanic wen she took a wrong course...

a THREE OFFICERS are countin anna pressure buildin up inna congress steam room, fromma meltdown, ta motivate a suckers ta cough up!

Jonathan Weil : Why Mark-to-Paulson Accounting Won't Save Banks

..."The plan goes like this: Treasury will pay financial institutions above-market prices for garbage assets nobody else wants. Then, through the magic of mark-to-Paulson accounting, everybody else that owns similar stuff will use those same prices, or marks, to value the trash on their own balance sheets.

Shazam! Banks and insurance companies write up the asset values on their books. They post big profits. Their capital goes up. Everyone gets fooled. And nobody knows the difference.

Except, we do. And that's why the plan probably won't work.

Still, give Paulson and Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke credit for ingenuity. At the same time banks are begging regulators to suspend mark-to-market accounting rules so they can avoid disclosing more losses, Paulson and Bernanke instead devise a way to abuse the same rules for the same banks' benefit.

Put It in Reverse

Under Paulson's plan, Treasury would hold so-called reverse auctions for financial institutions' troubled assets. Whoever submits the lowest bid gets to sell its junky assets to Treasury for cash.

While that might look like a competitive, free-market mechanism, it's not. Once the first bid in the first auction is submitted, it may not go much lower, and it probably will be much higher than the true market value.

That's because the real incentive for the banks isn't to sell their rubbish to Treasury and get cash. It's to watch the Treasury pay grossly inflated prices to others. That way, they can use those transactions for accounting purposes to mark their books to the Treasury's farcical market prices.

This presents another problem. The transaction prices coming out of these auctions may not meet the accepted definition of fair value. Under the Financial Accounting Standards Board's definition, fair value is the price ``in an orderly transaction between market participants.''.." Bloomberg..........

Kevin Hamlin : Asia Needs Deal to Prevent Panic Selling of U.S. Debt, Yu Says

Sept. 25 (Bloomberg) -- Japan, China and other holders of U.S. government debt must quickly reach an agreement to prevent panic sales leading to a global financial collapse, said Yu Yongding, a former adviser to the Chinese central bank.

``We are in the same boat, we must cooperate,'' Yu said in an interview in Beijing on Sept. 23. ``If there's no selling in a panicked way, then China willingly can continue to provide our financial support by continuing to hold U.S. assets.'' (my emphasis) - hat tip naked capitalism


bluepetey
: AS FALLS NIAGARA
...SO FALLS NIAGARA FALLS

capitulation posponed, gravity defied, fat lady....waitin...

am only waitin til a mornin comes...til a mornin commmmes...