Showing posts with label collider. Show all posts
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Wednesday, 7 January 2009

MORE OF THE SAME

yo!...neither a lender no a borrower be...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+105


...the story so far...


...paintybynumbers has told beulah that he has let the pension stash shrink by 7%...


...beulah has shot him inna head with a sawn off .45...


RED DOLLARS


Willem Buiter warns of massive dollar collapse

Americans must prepare themselves for a massive collapse in the dollar as investors around the world dump their US assets, a former Bank of England policymaker has warned.

..."The past eight years of imperial overstretch, hubris and domestic and international abuse of power on the part of the Bush administration has left the US materially weakened financially, economically, politically and morally," he said. "Even the most hard-nosed, Guantanamo Bay-indifferent potential foreign investor in the US must recognise that its financial system has collapsed."

He said investors would, rightly, suspect that the US would have to generate major inflation to whittle away its debt and this dollar collapse means that the US has less leeway for major spending plans than politicians realise."

..."Schwartz warns against facile comparisons between today's world and the Gold Standard era. "This is nothing like the Depression. I don't really believe the economy as a whole is going to fall apart. Northern Rock has been the only episode of a bank failure so far," she says.

Over 4,000 US banks - a fifth - collapsed in the 1930s. There was no deposit insurance. Real economic output fell by a third, prices by a quarter, and unemployment reached a third. Real income fell by 11 per cent, 9 per cent, 18 per cent, and 3 per cent in the years to 1933.

According to Schwartz the original sin of the Bernanke-Greenspan Fed was to hold rates at 1 per cent from 2003 to June 2004, long after the dotcom bubble was over. "It is clear that monetary policy was too accommodative. Rates of 1 per cent were bound to encourage all kinds of risky behaviour," says Schwartz.

She is scornful of Greenspan's campaign to clear his name by blaming the bubble on an Asian saving glut, which purportedly created stimulus beyond the control of the Fed by driving down global bond rates. "This attempt to exculpate himself is not convincing. The Fed failed to confront something that was evident. It can't be blamed on global events," she says.

That mistake is behind us now. The lesson of the 1930s is that swift action is needed once the credit system starts to implode: when banks hoard money, refusing to pass on funds. The Fed must tear up the rule-book. Yet it has been hesitant for three months, relying on lubricants - not shock therapy.

"Liquidity doesn't do anything in this situation. It cannot deal with the underlying fear that lots of firms are going bankrupt," she says. Her view is fast spreading. Goldman Sachs issued a full-recession alert on Wednesday, predicting rates of 2.5 per cent by the third quarter. "Ben Bernanke should be making stronger statements and then backing them up with decisive easing," says Jan Hatzius, the bank's US economist.

Bernanke did indeed switch tack on Thursday. "We stand ready to take substantive additional action as needed," he says, warning of a "fragile situation". It follows a surge in December unemployment from 4.7 per cent to 5 per cent, the sharpest spike in a quarter century. Inflation fears are subsiding fast.

Bernanke insists that the Fed has leant the lesson from the catastrophic errors of the 1930s. At the late Milton Friedman's 90th birthday party, he apologised for the sins of his institutional forefathers. "Yes, we did it, we're very sorry, we won't do it again."


How to stop the recession


..."In recent speeches the Governor, Mervyn King, and the Deputy Governor, Charles Bean, have warned that – unless banks lend more to the private sector – the economy will not recover in 2009.

This credit-determines-spending doctrine is false and dangerous. The correct answer is for the government to replace the private sector in the credit process, and so to create new deposits by itself borrowing from the banks and increasing the quantity of money. Since the government has the power of taxation, its own credit-worthiness is not in doubt and it can borrow almost without limit from the banks.

In the first instance the proceeds of the banks' loans to the government would be credited to the government's deposit. But civil servants can then write cheques to the government's suppliers and add to the quantity of money. These suppliers may include some financially hard-pressed small companies, giving them immediate help. But the favourable effects of extra money should soon spread widely. Payments between different companies and individuals are on such a scale that all cash-strained companies ought to find it easier to improve their financial position.

We are of course opposed to an excessive rate of monetary growth, because that causes inflation, and favour sound public finances over the medium term. But large-scale government borrowing from the banks in early 2009 – of between, say, £50bn and £100bn – would be simple to organize given the enormous budget deficit now being incurred. That would quickly boost the quantity of money, easing the financial squeeze on British companies, and helping them to maintain jobs and investment."



Simple Logic vs. Paradox of Thrift

Simple logic would dictate that excessive spending and loose lending standards caused this crash so excessive spending and loose lending standards cannot possibly cure it. Indeed it is axiomatic that the problem cannot be the solution. The concept is so simple that Keynesian demagogues cannot see it.

Is there a Keynesian on the planet who can think more than one second ahead?

Paulson and the Keynesian fools want banks to lend. For what? What is it we need more of? Houses? Condos? Pizza Huts? Home Depots? Lowes? Nail salons? Strip Malls? Walmarts? And if by some miracle banks did lend that money and new stores were built, who is there to buy? What would happen then? Is the amount of money that can be thrown at problem unlimited? What about the problems that will create? Can problems be postponed forever? Is there a Keynesian on the planet who can think more than one second ahead?
Something For Nothing vs. Paradox of Deleveraging
Attempts to prop up the stock market, housing prices, and to stimulate lending, etc., are all doomed to fail.

The simple truth is that Keynesian economic theory is based on the same failed something for nothing theory of perpetual motion. Attempts to get something for nothing are a complete waste of both time and resources and thus can only make matters worse.
Let's look at this still another way. In Austrian economics terms, saving is what is left over (not consumed) from production.

Keynesian theory suggests you can have something today and tomorrow which is of course as preposterous as having your cake and eating it too. In simple terms one cannot consume what one does not produce, at least not forever.

Spending now will only borrow from future production. The United States has been doing that for decades and all we have to show for it is an exodus of manufacturing jobs from the United States to China, and a housing bubble of epic proportion.

There is no paradox. The United States has borrowed itself into oblivion. Consumers have finally seen the light and are attempting to save in spite of horrible economic policy encouraging them to do otherwise."

Mike "Mish" Shedlock
http://globaleconomicanalysis.blogspot.com



deadpetey : y'all should read the lot dudes...

vince : whahoppen? musky?

musky : paintbrush got shottin a head...

opkin : is he gon be OK?

spidah : shure...lucky dude...no vital organs...in he head man...



and this from the market ticker...

Break the momentum of the recession?

Mr. Obama, with all due respect, would you please stop lying?

See, I know full well that you're not one of the 99% of America that is too stupid (or simply uneducated) to understand exponents. And I certainly hope Michelle isn't, seeing as she has an advanced degree.

See, government caused this mess. That's right. It enabled people like Madoff, it conspired with the lenders, including Fannie and Freddie (the revolving door in DC with those two was not only incestuous it was outrageous and feckless besides) to pump asset values in a puerile attempt to prevent the recession in 2000 from working off credit excess and then to put a nice cherry on top of it government put in American's heads that they should just "go out and shop" after a terrorist attack - whether we had any money or not.

As a consequence what was a fairly serious recession that had to be suffered in 2000 was "kicked down the road" and due to the power of exponents has now turned into something far worse.

The "far worse" isn't an accident, it isn't a coincidence, and it isn't a part of the "natural business cycle." It was caused by the direct actions of government, including yours as a Senator.

I expected more from you, even though knowing you're a politician, my expectations were somewhat tempered. After all, we know that politicians are the easiest to read in terms of honesty any time their lips are moving: they're lying...."



Monday, 22 December 2008

UP THE GARDEN PATH

yo!...itta pantomime...innit?


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+95


...we three kings from orient are...

...one with a bucket an one wiya jar...

...one onna scoota...pappin it's hoota...

...followin yonder star...



...in palookaville we take Christmas seriously...


...our panto this year is 'up the garden path' by henry gibson...



...a cast of thousands is bin vyin fo a parts wot stars is born of...


petey : ah gone be sinbad cos i gets ta wear a sword...

beulah : ah bags be snowhite cos i gotta cute ass...

laverne : shoot! ah bets at painty bastard meks me be a wicked witch...

...jus becos i gotta wart on me nose...


SNOW WHITE AND THE CRUNCH CREDITS


...featurin --- dubbya as dopey, obama as doc, admiral brown as grumpy, mervyn king as sleepy, gordon trichet as happy...

...and introducin...the american economy as sneezy...


...admiral paulson as aladdin wot lets a genie outa a bottle...


...featurin the fed as the fairy godmother...


...uk economy gone be cinderella...


...nouriel roubini be prince charmin...


...bernanky as the wizard of oz...


LIVE AT THE PALOOKAVILLE ODEON


...here come the plot...

...the capitalist world has been captured by the big bad wolf...who has blown down the gingerbread cottage...built on sand...


...the workin stiffs are bein held inna tower, inna frozen forest of socialism...


...the banks have been taken over by the state in a vain attemt...

...to reflate the financial souflee...


...a great ponzi scheme has been revealed...in place of the financial system...

...and alla kings horses an alla kings men...

...cannot put humpty dumpty back together again...


...sinbad has been saved from bankruptzy by jason and the argonauts who have all their money in golden fleeces....an silver...


...upstairs...inna gods...zeus anna gang are laughing they bollocks off...

...atta twats dahn here inna auditorium o the palookaville odeon...



aladdin : open sesame an lets have a butchers at yo treasure...


goldilocks : f*ck off aladdin we wuz jus allright on our own in heah...

...yo panto dudes jus f*ck it all up...


wizard of oz : follow the yellow brick road...


cinders : get yo freakin maulers offa me ya crazy b...

buttons : cool it sista...yo caint swear inna panto...


puss in boots : where alla credit gone dudes?

audience : itz behind you!..

grumpy brown : oh no itz not...


imf : oh yes it is...


dick wittinghton : 'cats goin crazy fo ta sell they houses...


the grand ole duke o york : had £10,000, an then theys woz worth 10,000 euros...

...and once me funds woz up...an then me funds woz dahn...an now they only halfway up...

...which is neither up nor dahn?..


...INTERVAL...


...act two...


DEEP SHIT '09


...cardboard is the new bricks an morta...


...after a rally towards the inauguration of doc obama...shocks an scares head south...


...again...


...itta black swan song fo a capialism...anna chinese don lak it...


widow twanky : wot fo we gotta be goin broke when it woz em western gits wot started it?


nanky poo : ah so! ...velly sirry western porritix...innit!



dopey : so long suckers...ha,ha,ha!...


Ozzeh : yo! where alla dosh gone man?...

...ah don geddit...one minute we was sailin along onna crest o a bubble...then whumppp!!



paulie : it aint me babe...no..no..no..it aint me babe...it aint me yo lookin for...babe!



sinbad : this panto sucks man...a lak it betta when we woz playin DORKTREK...




















Friday, 14 November 2008

THE FUTURE IS NOT WHAT IT WAS

yo!...crystal bollox...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+56


...show me the way to go home...ahm tired an i wanna go ta bed...

...the story so far...

...a Christmas song is jangling inna background as George Baily careers across the slushy boulevard of Bedford Falls...

...he wishes he hadnay been born...

...harry Potter wants ta rename Bedford Falls...PALOOKAVILLE...

...Potter has magicked away the credit from the thrift that Baily runs...

...the stupid shmuck thought that ordinary people could profit from home ownership...

...wotta dunce!

...the wand was really the handle of the one armed bandit from the Vegas FED...

...Potter made it lever up the mortgage market...credit became the oil of the economic machine...

...then, at holiday time, while every one was out buyin stuff...
...potter waved the wand an the credit disappeared...

...puff went the smoke an mirrors...sh*t went the bloggers...jingle went the mail...

beulah : aye...we're aaalll...doooooommed......dooommed ah tell ee..


THE FUTURE THAT WAS

...people believed in the bubble an cashed in their paper gains on their homes as if they would keep on growing forever...

...Potter has now got them by the short an curlies an is lookin forward to explosive rental growth...

...he has been helped by the governments as they needed him to run this sh*t in order to maintain the illusion of prosperity upon which the voters smoked...

...now down has come cradle...baby an all...the keys is inna mail a jinglin an a janglin...

...an a further a property values fall...the further a debts rise...the bollox believe that things will bottom without the value of houses bottoming...

...well...good luck with that!...

peteyMacNeice : ..."the glass is fallin hour by hour, the glass will fall fo evva...

...but if you break the bloody glass...you'll no hold up the weather...



Saturday, 13 September 2008

WEEKEND A LONG TIME INNA NEBLA

Weekend could be a long time in finance

John : This column is called the Long View. It is meant to have a long time horizon and to have a broad scope. That is a problem.

This column is being written, in New York, on Friday morning. As far as many traders across the world are concerned, a "long view" at the moment is anything that goes much past Sunday evening...They appear to believe that it is safe now not to provide government money for whoever buys Lehman, and that the market can survive without it.....

.........This would entail a bet that the worst scenarios of a systemic meltdown have been averted. Wall Street and the rest of the world would instead have to take the consequences, which will probably be a few years of much slower economic growth than had been hoped, and some truly horrible times for those who work in the financial services industry.

Much therefore depends on exactly what is decided over the weekend and how the market responds next week. The "long view" could change a lot in the next few days."... FT

pickardthe painter : nah back in PALOOKAVILLE

Large Hardon Collider: Why we're all in love with the 'God particle' machine


"The Large Hardon Collider (LHC) is the biggest and most expensive BUST ever built, and the bankers are not going to put it into top gear for some time. Indeed, the first real experiments are unlikely to happen for weeks, if not months.

When the economists do finally turn all the knobs to max and allow two beams of sub-atomic currencies to collide head on, they might still generate a black hole that could end the economy, but the odds are millions to one against. You are much more likely to win the lottery.

Why has the LHC switch-on generated such massive interest? Is it just that frisson of about the possible fear of the end of the world? Perhaps it's more that Radio PALOOKA chose to devote a whole day to it - indeed, Big Bang Day spread over a week, for some reason best known to the DJ.

But there have been energetic rumblings elsewhere, too, and the sheer excitement of the scientists at BUST (the BANKERS, USURERS and SUCKERS TRUST based in Geneva) seems to have penetrated the consciousness of millions of ordinary people who had never heard of a RECESSION until this week.

So what is the allure of investment banking? Partly it is simply a question of human curiosity, and that starts young. In PALOOKAVILLE, a week before Big Bang Day, I gave a talk about the history of boom and bust as part of the Palookaville Association's Festival of Investment...."

Will the switch-on of the LHC reawaken a public passion for saving? I hope so. It has been built to look for answers to some of the deepest questions that occur to us. Where did the money come from? Why is it here? Will it last? Every one of us wants to know the answers.

Shortly after the LHC switch-on, I was interviewed on Radio Palookaville. A reporter in Airstrip 1 asked a schoolgirl why she was so excited by it. She said that in 20 years' time people would still be talking about the BUST, and she was here, now, witnessing the start of its journey.

Let's hope she's not right and that, enthused by this week's flirtation with the BAILOUT, the public will stay in love with big GOVERNMENT...."

pickardywhich : some folks nevva appy man!....

Hackers attack Large Hardon Collider

"Hackers have mounted an attack on the Large HARDON Collider, raising concerns about the security of the biggest experiment in the world as it passes an important new milestone.

The POLITICIONS behind the £5.8bn BAILOUT had already received threatening emails and been besieged by telephone calls from worried members of the public concerned by speculation that the machine could trigger a black hole to swallow the economy, or earthquakes and tsunamis, despite endless reassurances to the contrary from the likes of Prof. ben bernanke....

....Bankers working at BUST, the organisation that runs the vast smasher, were worried about what the hackers could do because they were "one step away" from the computer control system of one of the huge detectors of the machine, a vast magnet that weighs 12,500 tons, measuring around 21 metres in length and 15 metres wide/high.....

....The BUST team of around 2,000 bankers is racing with another team that runs the 'flation detector, also at BUST, to find the CRUNCH particle, the one that is responsible for misselling....

....BUST relies on a 'defence-in-depth' strategy, separating control networks and using firewalls and complex passwords, to protect its control systems from malicious software, such as denial-of-DROOP attacks, botnets and zombie machines, which can strike with a synchronised attack from hundreds of QUANTUM machines around the world....

Large Hardon Collider: Scientists launch competition for a funkier name

The Large Hardon Collider may do exactly what it says on the tin but, in an unusual move, bankers have asked members of the public to come up with a catchier name.

The members of BUST - perhaps motivated by a little professional jealousy at the media attention given to the investment experiment - has launched a competition to find a new moniker for the dollar smashing machine buried beneath Geneva.

Dr Richard Pike, its chief executive, has said that the name "fails to reflect the drama of its mission, or the inspiration it should be conveying to the wider public".

The organisation has launched a competition, with a $500 prize, to find what it considers to be "the best alternative name ... which most effectively captures the imagination of both young and old, whether interested in economics, or merely sceptical onlookers."

The LHC is the world's largest and most powerful dollar accelerator.

Its function is to get different currencies whizzing in different directions around the 17-mile long circuit at the speed of light, to make them collide head-on.

Results obtained from tests should, theorize the scientists, help to answer some of the most fundamental questions about the nature of the world economy.

While most people without a working knowledge of sub-atomic economics have struggled with what it actually does, a large proportion have also had problems with the basic spelling of Large Hardon Collider.

Web users have had particular trouble with the unfamiliar "hardon" - the collective name for the particles used in the experiments.

Their misspellings have given rise to a range of alternative websites [warning: explicit content] that have nothing to do with the multi-billion pound device or the search for the so-called 'God particle', the elusive Higgs BONUS.