Showing posts with label Investments. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Investments. Show all posts

Tuesday, 6 October 2009

OH DEAR...

yo!...bummer...innit!


PENSIONS KAPUTNIK DAY


...here in palookagrad today...


...the planners are breaking the bad news to the proles...


...you have to work longer folks...


...THEY AIN'T NO JOBS...


...you have to come off incapacity benefit and go to work...


...only...


...THEY AIN'T NO JOBS...


POLITICAL SUICIDE


...everyone knows something has to give...


...but...


...not that it should be given by them...


...the fact is that the government has bust the country...


...and that their index-linked pensions are safe...


...not to mention their buy-to-let portfolios...


...paid for by expenses claims (us)...


don't worry


...we will not have to work longer though...


...because...


1. they ain't no jobs...


2. most middle class people work for the government...


3. that means index-linked pensions from age 60...


4. the rest will be on benefits...


5. only idiots who have saved money will pay...


6. obviously that is a very small number...

Sunday, 4 October 2009

NO MEANS YES

yo!...result...innit!


CAPITULATION DAY


...European Cup...


...Ireland 0 Germany 1...


WE HAVE WAYS OF MAKING YOU SAY YES


...debt put the Ice in Ireland...


...here in palookagrad...


...we don,t even get to play...


...our great leader...


...comrade mandelson...


...has denied us the chance of...


...victory in Europe...


PRESIDENT BLAIR


...the man who brought us...


...to where we are today...


...hopes to become the...


...first...


...unelected president of the...


EUROPEAN DISUNION


...rumour has it...he hopes to start the...


...next war...


...we are going to invade Iran...


...by proxy of course...


...he will send a team...


...of such...


...incompetence...


...that their economy will implode...


...even with all that oil...


...incompetence is his thing...


...having saved Irak...


...from peace and...


...some dismalness...


...he hopes for the same success...


...with...


IRAn


...with Ireland now fully...


...integrated into the new...


...DISUNION...


...perhaps the IRA can be...


...parachuted in to the desert...


...and paid to blow up the nuclear facilities...


...before the Israelis do...


PEACE IN OUR TOWN


...financial news follows...


...world trade has collapsed...


...tony blair and his team...


...have declared the recovery over...


...all the investor...


...has started to take profits...


...

Thursday, 3 September 2009

MAKE IT SO 如此做它

yo!...defying gravity...innit!


財務的PALOOKAVILLE
投降日347


bloomberg...Sept. 3 (Bloomberg) -- China’s stocks rose for a third day, driving the Shanghai Composite Index to its biggest gain in six months, on speculation regulators will adopt measures to boost the nation’s equities following declines in the past month...


...The government may take measures to stabilize the market before the 60th anniversary of the founding of the People’s Republic of China on Oct. 1, the start of a weeklong holiday.

“They want everything to be stable and in harmony,” said Francis Lun, general manager of Fulbright Securities Ltd., in an interview with Bloomberg Television today. “They will approve more stock market funds and allow them to buy into the market.”...


...here in...


...palookagrad...


...all things are possible...


...but...


...most things are fixed...



...in theory...


...the gamblers bets should be winning all the time...


...except when they do not...


...of course...


...nobody knows when this must happen...



Friday, 28 August 2009

BABYLON BE THY NAME

yo!..suckers...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day+342


...the story so far...


nouriel : ..."In the last few months the world economy has been saved from a near depression...

...That feat has been achieved by a range of extraordinary government stimulus measures...

In the U.S. and in China, and to a lesser extent in Europe, Japan and other countries...

...governments have pumped liquidity...

...slashed policy rates...

...cut taxes...

...primed demand...

... and ring-fenced and back-stopped the financial system...
All of this has worked...

...but it has worked at a cost...
Governments have been spending and borrowing like never before...

...The question now is: how do they stop?

...This is not a simple problem...


...Restore normality too soon...


...and the risk is that a weak recovery will double dip into a second and deeper recession...


...Restore it too late and inflation will already be ingrained"...


PAINT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL


petey :

...here in ...

...palookagrad...


...we are...


...uncertain...


...we would have been much happier...

...if the politix...

...had let the markets sort out the mess...

...but...

...vested interest...

...has stolen the day...


THE ONLY GAME IN TOWN


...yes the game is fixed...


...and yes you have to play...


...just don't be under any illusions...


...about efficient markets...


...or best advice...


...or rules...


...or solvency...



...smoke and mirrors...


...shifting sands...


...moving goal posts...


...it's economics jim!..

...but not as we knew it...






Tuesday, 23 June 2009

Thursday, 11 June 2009

OF BONDS AND ZOMBIES

yo!..as good as it gets...innit!


PALOOKAGRAD FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+261...


...here in...


...palookagrad...


...the zombie capital of the worst...


...the gangreene shoots of zirp forced ungrowth...


...have stolen our hearts away...



AFTER THE NEXT UNLECTION


..."It really is 1979 all over again – and perhaps even worse. I don't know whether that is something David Cameron is relishing or dreading, but I hope he knows what he's in for....


...we have not dealt with the massive overhang of debt racked up by individuals and governments over the past decade or so.
In the 1930s, the flipside of mass bankruptcy, bank failures and record unemployment was that in a relatively short time private debt levels dropped back down to manageable levels. This time, we have avoided the bankruptcy; the consequence is that we still need to repay the debt.

And, as I wrote last week, the slow reinvigoration of the financial sector is down to the Faustian pact it made with the Government: the public sector has assumed its enormous debts, on the proviso that the banks will operate on a shorter leash. Even amid signs of recovery, those banks remain nervy, paranoid institutions, unwilling to take even mild risks.

In the immediate future, they will remain zombie banks.

Barring another disaster of some sort (which should not be ruled out), the Bank of England will at some point in the next year start raising interest rates. All those households which have only survived because of near-zero borrowing costs will hit a massive financial wall.

They are zombie households.

Then there is the Government. As George Osborne pointed out in his speech to the Association of British Insurers this week, the biggest challenge in the coming decade is how to bring down the national debt. Britain has three options: default on the debt (fatal for our long-term prospects), inflate it away (near fatal, but feasible) or pay it back through a long period of austerity.

The latter course is by no means easy. The Tories insist it can be done through spending cuts, but they will almost certainly also have to raise taxes to get the books back in order. Don't be surprised if VAT is higher than 17.5 per cent before long.

This week, London has been crippled by Tube strikes that presage the next few years, which will be peppered with clashes between heavily unionised public-sector workers and a government with no choice but to bring down costs...."

...edmund...


..."Unveiling mixed results, which saw Homebase return to sales growth for the first time since 2005, Mr Duddy said he will "continue to plan cautiously" for the year ahead.

"I don't think we're strong proponents of green shoots at this early stage of the year," said Terry Duddy, chief executive of Home Retail, which owns Argos and Homebase. "The first quarter was helped by increases in disposable income because of lower interest rates, and it was not offset by unemployment. That could easily change," he said, citing forecasts of unemployment rising to 3 million by the end of the year...."

...telegraph...


..."Not that it will feel that good, because unemployment and company failures will continue to rise.
And the big worry is that the British patient, after a feeble recovery, could suffer a relapse.

If the upturn we are seeing now is in large part because of restocking, there will be a spike in orders which will inevitably fall back again. How far they fall back depends largely on the strength of consumer demand.

And there the picture is still pretty gloomy.

Consumers remain shackled by heavy debts, battered by the housing slump, fearful of unemployment and hampered by banks still reluctant to lend.

Public spending provides no alternative, since the massive burden of government borrowing is about to force severe cutbacks.

The industrial production figures show some signs of the hoped-for rebalancing of the economy away from its dependence on the indebted (zombie)consumer.

But without a big easing of credit or a strong rebound in export demand, the recovery is likely to be anaemic, if it is sustained at all."

...times...(petey ; my emphasis and zombie)


..."The fall in Chinese exports and imports accelerated in May, dashing hopes that a collapse in the country’s external trade flows had bottomed out and pointing to the continued weakness in global demand......

....“The global economic situation has hit a bottom but it will still take time to recover. I expect it to take one to three years,” said Hu Yifan, chief economist (global) at CITIC Securities in Hong Kong.

“A technical rebound [in exports] may happen in November but a demand-driven rebound will not come in the short term.”

Beijing has announced a Rmb4,000 ($586bn) stimulus plan after its exports-powered economy was hit hard by weak global demand.

The stimulus packages have spurred investment in government-supported sectors such as transport infrastructure, the power grid and housing, as reflected in a 38.7 per cent rise in fixed asset investment in May from a year earlier.

This marked a larger increase than in April, when FAI rose 33.9 per cent. For the first five months of this year, investments increased 32.9 per cent from the same period in 2008, compared with 30.5 per cent in the first four months of the year and against an estimate of 31 per cent.

“Fixed asset investment in China continues to increase on the back of state-directed projects ... This will help keep the economy growing but there are increasing concerns about the amount of lending that has been required to fund the projects,” said Alaistair Chan, economist at Moody’s Economy.com."...

...FT...



SOONER OR LATER
ONE OF US MUST BLOW



..."“Once the 30-year is out of the way, the market should have a window to rally,” said analysts at MF Global. “The bull story rests in higher mortgage rates slowing the recovery.”...FT


..."Now both groups are out on market patrol, trampling green shoots back into the dust. Every $1 rise in the price of oil costs global consumers $82m more a day. Meanwhile UK 10-year gilts on Thursday hit a seven-month high of 3.98 per cent, while US Treasuries sold for 3.99 per cent at auction, their highest since August.

Further rises would lynch the recovery. Then, as market strategist Ed Yardeni puts it, the vigilantes can go back home and do what they like best: nestle up with bonds...."

...lex...

Saturday, 6 June 2009

Brown But Not Out update 1

yo!..for now...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+255...

...it's election time today...


...here in palookaville...


OUT BUT NOT BROWN


...nobody voted him in...


...but he's still here...


...all his ministers have gone...


...but he's still here...


...all his labour councils have gone...


...but he's still here...


...he robbed our pensions...


...let the banks bust the country...


...raised taxes...


...even on the poor...


...his agenda is...


...a client state...


...well...


NOBODY LIKES BIG BROTHER



...tax credits...


...state control...


...our money is their money...


BUY TO RUIN


...without this unfair system...


...there would have been no property bubble...


...people who lived in a town or village...


...could have afforded to buy homes where their parents lived...


...but nobody in government wanted to legislate...


...to stop this disasterous game...


...they did not want to tax it...


...they were all doing it themselves...


...big time...


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+256...


...liam...

..."We're paying a heavy price for Brown's successes

Everyone knows, of course, about Gordon Brown's policy failures. During his 10 years at the Treasury, the Prime Minister clearly spent recklessly and stored up massive future liabilities (many buried off balance sheet).

It would be tough to design a worse way to tackle poverty than Brown's complex, fraud-ridden tax-credits.

His annual raid on pension schemes, a policy buried in his first Budget, has also gained pariah status – depriving our retirement funds of some £130bn and counting, a stealth tax they can ill afford.

What's happening now, though, is that even Brown's policy "successes" – the basis of any claim he has to a "legacy" – are starting to unravel.

The 1997 Bank of England Act has often been cited as his masterstroke. Handing the Bank "operational independence" to set interest rates was clearly the right thing to do.

The Monetary Policy Committee hasn't been truly independent, featuring too many of Brown's stooges for my liking, but has worked quite well. Over the past 12 years, inflation has generally been lower than it otherwise would have been because populism has been tempered by economic common sense and rates set with at least an eye on price pressures.

In recent months, though, quantitative easing has destroyed even the pretence of independence. Brown and his henchmen have yanked control back from the Bank – creating money to buy government debt, a policy doomed to backfire.

Last week the other aspect of Brown's once-lauded 1997 legislation came under attack as the House of Lords' Economic Affairs Committee laid into his decision to strip the Bank of responsibility for banking supervision and transfer it to the newly-created Financial Services Authority.

This resulted in "an inadequate definition of roles and responsibilities of the Bank of England, the Treasury and the FSA", said the committee, causing "failures of regulation and supervision that contributed to the UK financial crisis".

Their Lordships infer the Bank was deprived of crucial information about specific institutions, hindering its ability to make well-informed decisions on overall financial stability.

A separate paper on the same subject by Sir Martin Jacomb, also published last week, went further. Brown's tripartite regime has been "disastrous" said the one-time Prudential Chairman, accusing the former Chancellor of splitting supervisory responsibilities between the FSA and the Bank in order to "divide and rule".

As Sir Martin says: "Brown's desire for ultimate control was decisive, and ultimately ended in failure"....liam...

THEY STILL THINK IT'S ALL OVER

...ambrose..."

Those of us who still question whether the world has purged its toxins are reduced to the same tiny band of moaning Druids from early 2007, when we shook our heads in disbelief as the carry trade swept Iceland to fresh madness and bankers laughed off sub-prime rot at Bear Stearns.

We learned then to thicken our skins with walnut juice, lie down in dark rooms, and dissent from Goldman Sachs. Such seclusion is called for once again as Goldman replays its BRIC anthem and raises its oil forecast to $85 a barrel this year, betting that the world will roar back on a tidal wave of liquidity....

...The elastic was bound to snap back, just as it did in the bear rally of early 1931. Whether the underlying economy has begun to heal is another matter. World Bank chief economist Justin Yifu Lin said capacity utilization is running at an historic low of 50pc-60pc. Companies will have to fire a lot of workers. This is where the danger lies, and why he fears that deflation is creeping up on us.

Trade data from Asia are flashing warning signals again. Korea's exports were down 28.3pc in May, reversing the April rebound. Malaysia has slipped to -26pc, and India has touched a new low of -33pc.

US freight data is getting worse, not better. The Association of American Railroads said traffic was down 22pc in the third week of May from a year earlier. Canadian freight was down 34pc.

The American Trucking Association (ATA) said it saw fresh drops of 4.5pc in March and a further 2.2pc in April. Tonnage is down 13pc over 12 months. Bob Costello, the ATA's chief economist, said companies have not cut inventories fast enough to keep pace with declining sales. The contraction in truck volume has "accelerated".

Yes, the Baltic Dry Index for bulk shipping of resources has quadrupled since January, but this reflects China's bid to stockpile metals while prices are low....ambrose...


MIND THE DEBT

...irwin..."...Treasury IOUs are flooding the market to finance deficits that by White House estimates will take the national debt from 40% of GDP to 70% (the Congressional Budget Office puts the figure at 80%) by 2011, the highest level since the second world war. Throw in the printing of money to support the Fed’s efforts to prop up credit markets and investors have good reason to fear inflation and a decline in the value of the dollars with which the government will repay their loans. So they are driving up long-term interest rates. And dumping dollars.

If those trends continue, the green shoots will wither as higher rates abort the housing recovery, and make it more expensive for businesses to make job-creating investments. Bernanke told Congress that “we, as a nation, [must] begin planning now for the restoration of fiscal balance . . . [that] will require a willingness to make difficult choices”. This can only be interpreted as a warning to the administration that if it doesn’t get the deficit under control, the Fed will start contracting the money supply and allow interest rates to rise. Just how the president and Congress can be persuaded to make those “difficult choices” remains unclear.

Perhaps that friendly persuasion will come from the folks who, like the Fed, pose a threat to the Obama agenda: the Chinese who are sitting on about $1.4 trillion of America’s IOUs. On last week’s trip to China, Tim Geithner, the Treasury secretary, was greeted with derisive laughter when he assured students at Peking University that “Chinese assets are very safe”. Their elders were more polite. Guo Shuqing, chairman of the China Construction Bank, helpfully noted that the dollar will remain the world’s reserve currency “in the short term” because the American “economy is No 1 in terms of competitiveness, in terms of innovation”. Longer-term prospects are being made clear by Chinese officials who are warning that unless America puts its fiscal house in order they will seek to reduce the role of the dollar in world trade and will not buy IOUs at anything like current interest rates....irwin...


THOSE GREEN, GREEN SHOOTS OF HOME


...david..."For me, one of the central questions is whether a pick-up in growth can be sustained even when bank lending remains weak. Amid the flurry of stronger news last week was some downbeat evidence from the Bank of England on lending.

Lending to households rose a modest 0.2% in April, the Bank said, and was up by 3.4% on a year earlier. But lending to nonfinancial companies fell by 0.9% and was a tiny 0.8% up on a year earlier.

This chimed with a survey from the Engineering Employers’ Federation, which showed that 45% of firms had seen an increase in the cost of their finance and only 4% had seen an improvement in credit availability in the latest three months. It is a familiar story throughout business.

Charlie Bean, the Bank’s deputy governor, buys into the story of a resumption in growth before the end of the year, but he also warned in a recent speech that bank lending was likely to remain subdued, at best, for some time.

“We are still some way from having banks feel sufficiently secure that they can lend normally, and from investors that have enough confidence in the banks to provide them with sufficient funds,” he said.

The government’s October banking measures were a straightforward rescue operation but its subsequent actions, particularly in January, have been intended to get lending flowing again. Quantitative easing, confirmed last week at £125 billion for now, was intended to boost lending and, while it is early days, is not doing so"....david...

...petey...

...inquirin minds should visit the links an read the lot...innit!

Monday, 2 March 2009

HOUSE OF THE SETTING SUN

yo!...itz property wot done it...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+165...

nikkei index back to 1980 level

...





There is a house in many a town
They call the Rising Debt
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I'm it

My mother was a tailor
She sewed my new bluejeans
My father was a gamblin' man
Down in New Orleans

Now the only thing a gambler needs
Is a mortgage and trunk
And the only time he's satisfied
Is when he's on a drunk

------ organ solo ------

Oh mother tell your children
Not to do what I have done
Spend your lives in sin and misery
In the House of the Rising Debt

Well, I got one foot on the platform
The other foot on the train
I'm goin' back to Rentin a room
To wear that ball and chain

Well, there is a house in New Orleans
They call the Settin Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I'm one



EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY



NB chart is uk based and funds reflect the effect of currency movements


charts from equitable life are used as an illustration of sector performance comparisons only
and not as a commentary on their investment performance. no opinion is offered here either for or against equitable life as a pension company...

...they just happen to have these charts...
...which i find very helpful...
...when comparing sector fund performance...


...THERE IS A DISCLAIMER AT THE TOP O THE PAGE...

...THIS AINT ADVICE AN WE AINT IN BUSINESS...

...WE JUS SUCKERS LAK YOU...

...PISSIN INNA WIND...

Saturday, 7 February 2009

THE DEPRESSIONIST MASTERPIECE

yo!...every picture tells a story...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+139...





NB chart is uk based and funds reflect the effect of currency movements


charts from equitable life are used as an illustration of sector performance comparisons only
and not as a commentary on their investment performance. no opinion is offered here either for or against equitable life as a pension company...

...they just happen to have these charts...
...which i find very helpful...
...when comparing sector fund performance...


...THERE IS A DISCLAIMER AT THE TOP O THE PAGE...

...THIS AINT ADVICE AN WE AINT IN BUSINESS...

...WE JUS SUCKERS LAK YOU...

...PISSIN INNA WIND...



Thursday, 5 February 2009

A DEPRESSIONIST MANIFESTO

yo!...academic...innit!



PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+135...


...the last great movement of the old century has died...


...debtism and all of it's proponents are discredited...

...the academy has looked in vain for it's return...

...but...

...the boomists are just a bunch of art clowns and have no substance...


SINIFICANT I TRANSENDENT


...the momentum is with the depressionists...

...they see the future as different from the past...

...where there was credit...

...there is debt...


...where there was growth...

...there is contraction...


...where there was inflation...

...deflation...


LET THERE BE SOLVENCY


...in the beginning there was trade...

...then there was finance...

...then there was leverage...

...then there was debt...

...then there was darkness...


DEBTRUNNER


...household debt has reached the nexus phase...

...but...

...incept dates have failed to retire the nexus debts...

...a new bread of financial police have been created to default the debtors...

...this is not called bankruptcy...

...this is called financial murder...


The plight facing Britain is uncannily similar to the 1930s, since prices of many assets —from shares to house prices — are falling at record rates, but the value of the debt against which they are held remains unchanged.

This “debt deflation” is among the most painful of all economic phenomena, since it means the amount families owe increases each year even if they borrow no more.


LET THERE BE LIGHT


...the banks have sought to keep us in the dark...

...they are lying about their exposure to toxic assets...

...the boomists are feeding them ever bigger gobbits of our money...

...what we get in return is...

...the mushroom treatment...

..."keep em in the dark and cover em in sh*t"


...meanwhile they continue to pay themselves huge bonuses...

...with our money...


BOOM BOOM BROWN


...the king of the boomists...

...is trying to create a zombie state...


...you start with a client state...

...where everyone is on the payroll...

...then you bankrupt the country...

...then you reflate the bust banks and property bubble...

...then you tax everything that moves or breathes...

...until all economic life is dead...


petey : hello? anyone out there?


Wednesday, 24 December 2008

UP THE GARDEN PATH act 2

yo!...alladin insane....innit?


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+96


...while shepherds washed their socks by night...

...all seated onna grahnd...


BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR


...the story so far...

...the audience have been led up the garden path by the politix anna banks...

...this is their last Christmas in work...

...they savins have been de-interested and their currency devalued...

...they house value is way down anna negative equity is nokkin onna door...

...they pension pot is lak a scrotum inna arctic sea...

...they holiday abroad is off...


BUT THE SHOW MUST GO ON


...aladdin has freed the genie fromma bottle an made a wish...number one of three...


...ah wan a end ta leverage restrictions so as a 'vestment banks can go for it big time...


...the genie laughs his bollocks...off as a huge credit bubble grows out of the stage...


aladdin : WTF..!...ah dint mean it ta go lak at...Gdude...stop the credit bubble man...


...no sooner are the woids ahter his gob than...the Gdude laughs again an...


...whummmppppp!!!...lehman bros. is toast...as credit contracts...

...an two trillion bucks go up in smoke...


aladdin : F**k me!....oooohhhhhh sh*t......the genie laughs agin....


....aladdin is seen runnin fo his dear ass....


Gdude : cool it large bald aladdin!...i aint gon nail yo ass...ah nood thet wern't yo wish...


aladdin : ok...ah wants 700,000,000,000,000(whatever)bucks ta wipe uppa mess inna banks...


...the genie laughs agin...


ALLA DOUGH BIN MADE OFF WI


...the vezzel wiya bezzle...has a pellet wiya poison...


...the pension fromma palace has a brew wot is true...



snowhite : (sotto voce)(to the audience) pssst!...don tell at painty bastard...

...but ahm glad he guardin me stash an not at bezzle b*stard...

...still avvin said that...santa look all pooped aht ta me...



NB chart is uk based and funds reflect the effect of currency movements


charts from equitable life are used as an illustration of sector performance comparisons only
and not as a commentary on their investment performance. no opinion is offered here either for or against equitable life as a pension company...

...they just happen to have these charts...
...which i find very helpful...
...when comparing sector fund performance...


...THEY IS A DISCLAIMER AT THE TOP O THE PAGE...

...THIS AINT ADVICE AN WE AINT IN BUSINESS...

...WE JUS SUCKERS LAK YOU...

...PISSIN INNA WIND...












Wednesday, 3 December 2008

EVERY BODY KNOWS THIS IS NOWHERE ?

yo!...DIY hedgefund...innit!

PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+75

...evva boddy seasick nah...onna choppy waters...

...noboddy inna proppa bollox said it would get this rough...

...them as had sense ta stand up an tell a truth was told...

...sit dahn, sit dahn, sit dahn...yo rockin a boat...


HEDGE YO BETS : WATCH YO ASS

beulah : wot fo i got speak ta a dude onna phone?

petey : it fo yo own good innit!...yo pension fund need watchin lak a ork...

laverne : yo f*cked it up antcha!

zooneh : no he aint...well not much any road...

'cat : sh*t...nah i gon be eatin tin food fo evva...innit?

vince : whahoppen musky?

musky : deputy dawg...bin stood dahn onna pay cut an notice ta quit...

governator : yo slobs is too fat ta catch no crimnals...y'all gon be aht onna asses...

....states bust innit!...revnue dried right up...

beulah : STFU alla yous...i wants ta know wot iss dick head painty bastard is...

....doin wi me stash...

petey : calm dahn honeh...we all doin ah best ta keep yo stash from disappearin...

spider : tell em painty...tell em abaht a fund switchin...

petey : well.. it sure int no piece o piss...y'all gotta keep yo eyes peeled alla time an yo...
...still gets it wrong sommathetime...

zooneh : ya gotta spread yo stuff arahnd an hedge one agin anutha...lak a posh folk do...

petey : lak theys times ta be long in shocks an times ta be short...times when index linked...
..is hot...an times when not...

beulah : shoot! yo suckers is apeshit...how come a bunch a losers in palookaville...
...gets ta says wots wot?

petey : it inna plan babe...yo kin switch yo heart out iffn yo...only dare...

zooneh : we woz outa property atta top man...that one wuz easy...buy bits o wotz...
...goin cheap...an switch aht when itz riz some good bit...

petey : don try this at home boys an girls...not on our say so...we don give advice...

CHECK OUT THE DISCLAIMER



opkin : yo! boss...are we there yet...is the bum in yet?

painty : this aint no sprint dude...this a real bummer...keep yo wellies dry an...
...yo eyes wide open...we a rowin boat inna hurricane...

...lookin back an goin... ?..







Wednesday, 30 July 2008

'VESTMENTS... update

Star Date : whatever +1 (07/30) the painter's birthday!

Yo! It ma birthday man! We dahn ere inna cargo hold checkin out the 'vestments. Sucker gotta revoo his vestments ever once'n a while. Birthday be a gooda time as any....

Previously...on Dorktrek : Lost In Space...

The crew from the loft in downtown Palookaville have fallen thru the back of a cornflakes box and onto the bridge of the United Flakes Starship Turnerprize which has been contacted with a strange warning about trillions of dollars being sucked into a deleveraging black hole. On the way to investigate the Turnerprize was caught up in the dreaded 'Flation - a nebula of the most disturbin kind.....read on at yo peril...

(Beulah) : Lootenant Uhura : What we doin dahn ere boss/ it stinky poo man! All ese boxes an stuff wi big letters on em SIV, CDO, ABS... seems like ever kind initial inna alpha bet. Boxes here spread out all over a place...

Picardthepainter : Cool it dude! these ere our future man. Itz 'vestments like these I been makin whilst y'all been in eyeburnation durin the long credit boom....

Uhura : Shoot boss! Summa these boxes be smaller an uvvas...sheeeit! even as we speak summa em is srinkin. Wosapnin man? `how we gon retyre in Palookaville iffn our 'vestments keeps shrinkin?

Picard : It's the freakin nebula man! It workin 'flation on us 'vestments... They shinkin cos the force be DEflation messed abaht by a bitta commodity driven INflation (it only appen inna nebula).

Uhura : Boss how come summa them vestments be smalla an sum bigga?

Picard : All 'vestments is equal but some is more equal than others...Yo see summa em is INvestments and summa em is DEvestments an some is just plain 'vestments....

Uhura : Say wot? Ah don geddit! Yo puts the same amounta money inta each 'vestment? An each does itz own thang? aint that a little bitty riksy dude?

Picard : Sho! It riksy but thats life shugga..Turns out some is good INvestments - thats the ones that go mostly UP and some DEvestments is bad, that is those that go mostly DOWN and some is just plain 'vestments that mostly go nowhere.

Zooney : (he the dog) I'm a outa space muppet atcherly divet! Boss they a silver linin inna plain 'vestments..

Spider : Pay im no notice! He a dog!

Zooney : As I woz sayin... Inna nebula "Flation goin crazy all ova a place...DEvestments inna toilet, srinkin by a minnit... Plain 'vestments can be liquidated fo cash an used to save the ship!

Incommin : Spider out onna web found this on naked capitalism -

"Of course, today’s mess was many years in the making and there is no easy, painless exit strategy. But the need to introduce more banking discipline is yet another reason why the policymakers must refrain from excessively expansionary macroeconomic policy at this juncture and accept the slowdown that must inevitably come at the end of such an incredible boom. For most central banks, this means significantly raising interest rates to combat inflation. For Treasuries, this means maintaining fiscal discipline rather than giving in to the temptation of tax rebates and fuel subsidies. In policymaker’s zealous attempts to avoid a plain vanilla supply shock recession, they are taking excessive risks with inflation and budget discipline that may ultimately lead to a much greater and more protracted downturn."

Course thats just part of it they a link to the rest of it over there on the control panel onna right

Laverne : I don wanna be Spock I wants to be Gilligan! OH! ...suckers watchin... Yo Skip! Is this Rogof arguin against Mish? or is it more complicated than that? This freakin nebula done messed with my head.

Spider : Krug. gotta good piece on the above Rogof article its onna right... or here

Spider(again) : get dis from Ambrose and this from James Clunie at the Telegraph.
This nebula man!!

Lootenant Uhura : Boss? What gonna appen if the 'vestments keep on shrinkin??

Picardthepainter : Don go there shugga. Its a WIPEOUT we gon hafta slit the Turnerprize! Cast off the cargo decks into the vorteks. But all is not lost! Cos we don hedged our bets across a wide range o stuff incudin worx o art (we got stuff in boxes, stuff in formaldehyde, nudes, folks in chains, rubbed out drawins, briks, pork bellies). Man we got us 401k all in cash!!!
Aint no sucker from this yer Dorkverse gon sink the United Flakes Starship Turnerprize !

Spider : mish got this out -

The New York Times is reporting Paterson Warns of Economic Crisis. it's in the side bar right

to be continued...

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yeah an also... All characters herein is fictional and any similarity to any real sucker is unintentional and just plain sad.