PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+96
...while shepherds washed their socks by night...
...all seated onna grahnd...
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR
...the story so far...
...the audience have been led up the garden path by the politix anna banks...
...this is their last Christmas in work...
...they savins have been de-interested and their currency devalued...
...they house value is way down anna negative equity is nokkin onna door...
...they pension pot is lak a scrotum inna arctic sea...
...they holiday abroad is off...
BUT THE SHOW MUST GO ON
...all seated onna grahnd...
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR
...the story so far...
...the audience have been led up the garden path by the politix anna banks...
...this is their last Christmas in work...
...they savins have been de-interested and their currency devalued...
...they house value is way down anna negative equity is nokkin onna door...
...they pension pot is lak a scrotum inna arctic sea...
...they holiday abroad is off...
BUT THE SHOW MUST GO ON
...aladdin has freed the genie fromma bottle an made a wish...number one of three...
...ah wan a end ta leverage restrictions so as a 'vestment banks can go for it big time...
...the genie laughs his bollocks...off as a huge credit bubble grows out of the stage...
aladdin : WTF..!...ah dint mean it ta go lak at...Gdude...stop the credit bubble man...
...no sooner are the woids ahter his gob than...the Gdude laughs again an...
...whummmppppp!!!...lehman bros. is toast...as credit contracts...
...an two trillion bucks go up in smoke...
aladdin : F**k me!....oooohhhhhh sh*t......the genie laughs agin....
....aladdin is seen runnin fo his dear ass....
Gdude : cool it large bald aladdin!...i aint gon nail yo ass...ah nood thet wern't yo wish...
aladdin : ok...ah wants 700,000,000,000,000(whatever)bucks ta wipe uppa mess inna banks...
...the genie laughs agin...
ALLA DOUGH BIN MADE OFF WI
...the vezzel wiya bezzle...has a pellet wiya poison...
...the pension fromma palace has a brew wot is true...
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...but ahm glad he guardin me stash an not at bezzle b*stard...
...still avvin said that...santa look all pooped aht ta me...
NB chart is uk based and funds reflect the effect of currency movements
charts from equitable life are used as an illustration of sector performance comparisons only
and not as a commentary on their investment performance. no opinion is offered here either for or against equitable life as a pension company...
...they just happen to have these charts...
...which i find very helpful...
...when comparing sector fund performance...
and not as a commentary on their investment performance. no opinion is offered here either for or against equitable life as a pension company...
...they just happen to have these charts...
...which i find very helpful...
...when comparing sector fund performance...
...THEY IS A DISCLAIMER AT THE TOP O THE PAGE...
...THIS AINT ADVICE AN WE AINT IN BUSINESS...
...WE JUS SUCKERS LAK YOU...
...PISSIN INNA WIND...
...THIS AINT ADVICE AN WE AINT IN BUSINESS...
...WE JUS SUCKERS LAK YOU...
...PISSIN INNA WIND...
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