yo!...merry Christmas...innit!
PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+97
UP THE GARDEN PATH act 3
...the audience at THE BRITISH ECONOMY have been led up the garden path...
...Admiral Brown and Gordon Darling...have had to learn some new lines...
...the audience are getting restless and are...starting to fidget...
brown : darling...this end of the garden has no roses...
darlin : aye aye cappin...no roses it is...
brown : no more boom an bust!
darlin : aye aye sir...no more boom it is...
brown : so!...how much ammo we got left...darlin?
darlin : look!...there's bill an ben...the flower pot men...
bill : loddelop...loddelop...
ben : innit!
brown : who's the tall broad wiyi blond hair?
darlin : thats the weed...
weed : : weeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEDDDD!!
...the woodentops are out inna garden lookin fo some turnip greens...
daddy woodentop : dig fo victory!...
mummy woodentop : yo shudda voted...tory...baby...
MEANWHILE BACK ATTA ROLLERCOASTER
dopey : hold on tite dudes...this sucker goin dahn!...
aladdin : f**kin wishes don run aht...
Ozzeh : yo don need no courage...jussa medal will do...
dopey : ah cars issa best inna wurld...
beulah : yo cars is the biggest inna wurld...innit!
...the rollercoaser ride speeds up in 2009...anna folks all gettin sick...
doc : build it...build it...jussa likkle bit...take it easy...sho yo lakkin it...
sleepy : whahoppen musky?...one minute all woz cosy an swell...
sneezy : sh*t hitta fan...innit?
VIRGIN ONNA RIDICULOUS
...the crew fomma loft are on their way ta the local piggly wiggly...
...fo turnip greens...
spidah : where alla shops gone man...??
zooneh : shops is toast dude...
laverne : say wot?...ah don care wot they say...i won't stay...inna wuld wiyaht shops...
...heh..heh..heh...looks lak yo gonna hafta get yo kicks fromma web...
NEXT TIME ON UP THE GARDEN PATH
...andy pandy gets a day job...somebody buys a house...
...oh yeah...anna sucker guz dahn...
y'all come back soon...heah?
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