yo!...the present fo someone wot lost...evvathang...innit!
WARNING...contains scenes of a sexual nature...an bad language...
...fromma start...
PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+85
...here in palookaville we take Christmas seriously...
...beulah gives me a list of all the stuff she dreams of...
...an i get ta shop till i stop...
beulah : say...painty, honey...wot yo gon want fo xmas?
painty : shucks honeh!...ah got alla wants...right heh inna loft...gotta good woman...
...wot lurvs meh...xxx! ...
...sista laverne wot dotes on meh...gotta half cat dog, a spidah wi seven legs...
...a mouse wi a tale as big as a rat! ...an zooneh ta 'vise me onna 'vestments...yeh?
beulah : why ya great big hunk a man you! ...ah gotta gets ya a likkle sumat ta open...
...onna big day...
painty : ok! ...honeh...yo win!...ah'd lakka boxed set...o credit crunch sh*t...
...ya know...a pandora type trunk wots got alla nasty, f**kin, b*stards an twats...
...wot caused a crunch...an then them as has made it worse...
...alla pictures an headlines an stuff...fancy grafix an charts...
...alla klutzes fromma main stream bollox...anna politix...
...the bailouts an busts, the dole queues(thats lines fo yo 'merican dudes)...
an foreclosures, repos an clapsed currencies...
...a box o sh*t ta stick up inna loft fo posterity...sumat ta look back on next time...
...cos sure as sh*t...some f**ker gon do it all agin...jus lak they done it all before...
MONEY DON GROW ON TREES
...ma daddy allus tol us that...an he right...in fact...they aint no such critter...
...no siree...jus one arm bandits...credit machines...creatin debt outa thin air...
...it alla lie...just a stick ta hit yo with...yo gimmee yo gold an i give you some paper...
...ha ha ha...takin a piss! ...innit?
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