Showing posts with label economy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label economy. Show all posts

Tuesday, 14 April 2020

YOU HAVE ONE NEW MISSED MESSAGE

yo!... virus callin... innit!


calls are cummin in..

ta unlock the lock down..

in palookaville..

nobody likes to..

spend time with..

the family..

their kids..

no one wants to breath..

the new fresh air..

listen to the new silence..

they are getting fed up..

of..


THE VIRUS GAMES


simple cyrus says..

put your hands in the air..

an shake them all about..

this will make my message spread..

especially when you shout..


WE CAME HERE TO PLAY


we've also come to stay..


NEW COVID 20 


if you wish..

ta end the games..

you will have to..

do what you have so far..

disasterously refused to do..

prepare.. prepare..prepare..

test.. test.. test..

trace.. trace.. trace..

quarantine seriously..

not by self..

pay sick pay..

stop travelling..

masks and visors for all..


FORTY SHADES OF GREEN


In Ireland, we consume a great deal of British media.

This means that we’ve been watching..

with growing despair and grief..

 British news reports chronicling a national disaster..

But for weeks now, long before the death rate accelerated..

we’ve been watching and reading your reports with a queasy feeling..

We knew of the measures and plans the Irish government was putting in place to protect us..

and we knew how far..

your government was slipping behind.

your prime minister was still telling you to wash your hands..
When our government cancelled St Patrick’s Day celebrations..
 yours allowed the Cheltenham Festival to go ahead..
a potentially massive multi-day super-spreading event of over 250,000 people..
 The contrast was disorientating..

Nowhere was the dissonance more marked than on the weekend before St Patrick’s day..

By that point..

Ireland had banned indoor gatherings of more than 100 people..

but had stopped short of closing the pubs..

A video showing revellers in Temple Bar went viral..

a public outcry ensued; #closethepubs trended on Irish Twitter..

the minister for health commented..

and voluntary pub closures..

began the following morning..


I DRANK IN PETEY LAWLER'S WHILE BILLY STUART SANG



Alone all alone by the wave-washed strand
And alone in a crowded hall
 
The hall it is gay and the waves they are grand
But my heart is not here at all
It flies far away by night and by day
 To the times and the joys that are gone
But I never will forget the sweet maiden I met
In the valley near Slieve Na Mban




coming up..

NEW COVID 21

LAME DUCK PRESIDENT

STATE OF THE UNION

THREE STRIKES AND YOU'RE OUT







Saturday, 11 April 2020

BLACK HOLE ECONOMICS

yo!... star trekkin... innit!


the uss enterprise...

the palookaville starship...

is in a black hole...


IT'S ONLY THE NEBULA STUPID


admiral donald t kirk...

has hit the hole in one...

can the FEDS...

save the day?


THE GOLD STANDARD


admiral nixon...

has taken all the gold on board...

the uss fort knox...

whilst admiral brown...

has swapped our gold...

for paper euros


KLINGONS ONNA STARBOARD BOW


since the trade wars...

the klingons are calling names...

and won't share sweets...

admiral donald t kirk...

has ordered PPE...

it's on order..

but..

is it here?


STAND OFF IN PALOOKAVILLE


lost in space...

and with nothing to do...

the crew are getting restless...

voices are calling for a range of options...

re-start the economy...

print more money...

give the crew a rise...

the crew just want a holiday...

whilst the admiral just...

wants to play golf...


THE HOSPITAL SHIP


uss new york...

is under attack from the virus...

captain cuomo...

has called for a federation effort...

an all out attack...

led by admiral donald t kirk...

and paid for..

by printing dollars

 unfortunately...

the hospital ship is sinking...

from the weight...

of unemployed crew..

taking up space...


PAPER WINGS


it's worse than that...

they're dead don...

"where the hell's the vaccine"... 

"light years away"...


TAKE BACK CONTROL

the virus can not be controlled...

so we must control the crew...

no holidays and no sick pay...

no jobs...

an only paper money


THE WAY TO THE SARS


out here in space...

there should be room for all of us..

to distance ourselves from...

our mistakes...

but


THIS SPACE AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US


whether you believe...

in sound money...

the gold standard...

or just like to print...

navigating in space is difficult...

it's bad enough...

having to steer a course...

around all the bastards...

out here...

without this deadly virus...


We made too many wrong mistakes.

and...

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore. 

and...

Slump? I ain’t in no slump… 
I just ain’t hitting.



COMPUTERS AIN'T WHAT THEY USED TA BE



HAL 9000
 I've just picked up a fault in the AE35 unit...
It's going to go 100% failure in 72 hours
I am putting myself to the fullest possible use...
which is all I think that any conscious entity...
can ever hope to do
 HAL 9000
I'm afraid...
Dave Bowman..
Don't be. We'll be together...
HAL 9000..
Where will we be?
Dave Bowman..
Where I am now 
DON'T TEST DON'T TELL 
You’ve got to be very careful...
if you don’t know where you are going because...
you might not get there.
EVERY BODY KNOWS THIS IS NOWHERE
admiral..
donald t kirk..
of the starship..
enterprise..
is stuck in a hole in space
he didn't aim to get there..
he just wasn't listening to his officers..
now his face is..
on screen..
all day..
every day..
talking to keep his..
spirits up..
waiting for the vaccine.. 
to arrive..
thru..
the wormhole..
at..
warp speed!
so
PAPER MONEY VERSUS GOLD
unemployment goin thru a roof..
no more enterprise..
big bazookas firin evva more paper..
DIVIDED WE FALL
jus when a wurl..
needa helpin hand..
political parties..
are divided
it's probably nothing really..
just about who gets the pork..
and the bailouts..
COMING NEXT 


can uss enterprise print it's way out of this black hole?

will klingons come to the table?
what will gold do?
how many will die..
from the virus..
when will there be a vaccine..
will anyone evva fly again..
will we carry on cruising..
will the world ever be the same again..
whose to blame?
what are the real numbers?
who profits?
where is the all this money going?
A LAST WORD FROM HAL
Are you sure you're making the right decision? 
I think we should stop.
 
 













Friday, 7 August 2015

INTEREST IN RATES

WTF Do I know about anything? 

I'm just a babe who likes to party.

I do however read other folk's blogs

Just look in the side bar to see.

Here at uBABE Financial we don't read the mainstream press

Well not much

We read Mish mostly

So this is what we think about interest rate hikes

Forget it

aint goin ta happen

 anytime soon

Why?

Because governments are bust as well as banks

They spent all tomorrows money yesterday

So how they gonna let interest rates that they must pay on their debt 

rise?

no brainer innit.

Also

The ZIRP is all that's proppin up the economy

Tech boom

construction boom

property boom

stocks boom.

Well it all be gonna be evaperate

IF rates rise.

So forget it

go back to sleep.

Dream on innit...


an o course this jus my opinion so

take no notice sukkers..