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Thursday, 9 March 2023

THE OPPOSITE OF HOLLYWOOD

 yo!.. camera shy.. innit!



here in palookaville..

they ain't much ta photograph..

we don't have access..

ta the great celeb icons..

it's not hollywood..


OUTSIDE MY WINDOW THE SNOW BEATS DOWN


I'm bored and it's too dark ta paint..

so I thought..

I would look for something to share..

with the global hoard that is my fan base..

this is you babe..

dude, doll, whatever..


A CAMERA OBSCURA ALMOST


well one Sunday.. 

around lunchtime..

after a cappuccino..

at carluccios..

I was standing in a dark..

anteroom in the..

 palookville contemporary..

I had my camera with me..

a Sony rx 100..

and made a load of shots..

as the door opened..

and joes walked in..

and the light did cool stuff..




I uploaded the best ones to my..

saatchiart page..

and then..

I played around with them in photoshop..

adding stills from..

the misfits..

"you can spend a long time in hollywood..

and never see the part they put in movies"..

but the misfits is one of those parts..


anyway..


to put yous all out of your misery..

and save us all a lot of time..

here is a link to that stuff..













Friday, 13 November 2020

THE EYE OF THE STORM

yo!.. they think it's all over... innit? 


here in palookaville..

folks alla watchin a msm...

but it ain't news..

itta distraction..

it's called hazing..

get an keep yo attention..

wiv daft stuff..

lak trump an bollox lak at..


FAT LADY NOT SINGIN YET


Virus Growth Uncontrolled

On November 2st the U.S. had a 44% increase in daily COVID-19 to 93,581. The chart below indicates the second wave of infections did not decline to the first wave low. Thus, experts forecast a third winter wave peak of cases will be higher than the second spring wave peak...

Economic Activity Contracts


Unemployment Rises


Personal Income Falls


Consumers Miss Rent and Home Mortgage Payments


Rent and Mortgage Moratoriums Fail


Consumers Use Credit Cards To Make Payments


Small Business Landlords Default on Mortgages


Home Owners Default on Mortgages


Consumer Spending Dives


..For investors, this is the time to prepare for a possible severe economic storm coming this winter. Scott Minerd, Global CIO at Guggenheim, observes that we have a pause now giving us time to prepare for an economic whirlwind:

the relative calm  we feel in the markets right now isn’t the end of the storm, it is just the eye, it may seem like there is no storm at all…yet the worst is yet to come.

check out the full article..


and this..

https://slopeofhope.com/2020/11/pfuck-pfizer.html


an don't forget..

this is all just my own opinions..

based upon articles from the www..

so don't go doin stuff..

this is all just fo fun...

read the disclaimer..


and this comment from mish's site..

12 hrs

Here are the daily case:death numbers for November (USA)

so far, 

from worldometer..

Nov 1 Su 71,321:399

Nov 2 M 88,905:522

Nov 3 T 94,463:1199

Nov 4 W 108,352:1200

Nov 5 Th 118,204:1125

Nov 6 F 132,540:1248

Nov 7 Sa 127,894:1035

Nov 8 Su 109,659:544

Nov 9 M 127,316:641

Nov 10 T 135,653:1346

Nov 11 W 142,808:1478

Nov 12 Th 151,033:1090 (so far today)

The trend of new cases is exploding in the US. One only has to compare numbers to a week earlier. Every single day this week the case numbers increased by over 30k compared to 7 days earlier. Hospitalizations are increasing several thousand per day as well. If hospitals fill up like they did during the first wave, the US is going to see some ugly death numbers again.

Trump is still in charge until inauguration day. What is he doing about it? Tweeting, golfing, having tantrums, and firing people.

Worst President ever.

Realist
Realist


Thursday, 9 July 2020

THE OLYMPICS IN REVERSE

yo!.. gamin the games... innit!


in palookaville..

we take our games..

seriously..


THE VIRUS GAMES


so in the olympic games..

we were used to seeing the..

americans win big time..

gold..

the usa was always on the podium..

old glory..

up there with the winners..


HEY RUBE


what the hell happened?

in the virus games..

it's america last..

days of old glory past..

people have started talking..

people started walking..


DROPPING THE BALL


who is to blame?

you may well ask..

is it the players?

is it the team..

the crowd don't like it..

and they bayin fo blood..


BAD NEWS PLAYBOOK


in plaookaville..

we blame the coach..

he tor up the rule book..

would not wear the kit..

overruled the ref..

never had a playbook..

never had a clue..

in denial..

head in the sand..

leadership never sailed..


HIDING IN THE DUGOUT


now he is lost..

the crowd look on..

in disbelief..

as he digs his self..

the deepest hole..


AMERICA IN EXTRA TIME


the american team..

is havin ta play extra time..

they have failed to score..

it's neck and neck..

backs ta the wall..

hail mary..

an pass out the masks..

the bar has re-closed..

the fat lady banned from singin..

the band plays not..

flags at half mast..

where will it all end..

when will it all end?



CASINO ROYALLY FUCKED


in the casino..

the gamblers..

place their bets..

so far it's all good..

free money for all..

what's not ta like..


THE ONLY GAMES IN TOWN


they know it's rigged..

but what can they do?

if they want to play..

it's the only game in town..

don't bet against the house..

the house will always win..

what are the odds..


COMING UP


trump returned to the white house..

nasdac takes off..

737 max stays in the air..




















Friday, 15 May 2020

EAST 100TH STREET

yo!.. my back pages... innit!


SOMETIME DURING ETERNITY


so one day these ace photos show up..

in the 'sunday times magazine'..

and this one in particular..

becomes part of my life..


DRIVE ME TO HARLEM OR SOMEWHERE THE SAME



 USA. 1966-1968. East 100th Street.
 



I used this pic to create new work..

while on the foundation course for dip. AD..

as it was then in 1971..

I made a halftone screen print..

and over printed it..

and cut flaps in it..

and created this..


I never called bruce..

never tried to get in touch..

that's not my way..

today..

this image still influences my work..


 


 





 
 

Sunday, 10 May 2020

TWENTY TWENTY

yo!.. under the spreading chestnut tree... innit!


in palookaville..

Big Brother is Watching You..

it's OK..

I've changed the date..

in the title..

so no one will think..

we are talking about the present..


AT LAST THE 1948 SHOW

 
Let's face it: our lives are miserable, laborious, and short.

Aye, you were lucky!
We lived for three months in a rolled-up newspaper in a septic tank!
Aye. Every morning we'd 'ave to get up at six,
clean the rolled-up newspaper,
eat a crust of stale bread,
then we'd 'ave to work
fourteen hours at t' mill,
day in, day out,
for sixpence a week!
Aye, and then we'd come 'ome,
Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt! 


1010 YEARS SINCE 1010



this time it's binary..

 War is peace.  Freedom is slavery.  Ignorance is strength.

for this great anniversary..

the party has arranged a circus..

with all the famous actors..

and all the clowns in the world..

and a novel virus..

to keep us home..

and out of harm's way..

We are living in a world in which nobody is free, 
in which hardly anybody is secure, 
in which it is almost impossible to be honest..
and to remain alive..

all flights are cancelled..

all borders shut..

meat is murder..

gold is illegal..

We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it.

“The Ministry of Peace concerns itself with war, the Ministry of Truth with lies, the Ministry of Love with torture and the Ministry of Plenty with starvation. These contradictions are not accidental, nor do they result from from ordinary hypocrisy..

 they are deliberate exercises in doublethink”


virus is the only real enemy we have. 
Remove virus from the scene, 
and the root cause of hunger and overwork is abolished forever..

 
War is a way of shattering to pieces, or pouring into the stratosphere, or sinking into the depths of the sea, materials which might otherwise be used to make the masses too comfortable, and hence, in the long run, too intelligent.

“All the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting.” –  Homage to Catalonia 


“Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. 
He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, 
he is too weak to pull the plough, 
he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits.

Yet he is lord of all the animals. 
He sets them to work..

he gives back to them the bare minimum..

that will prevent them from starving..

and the rest he keeps for himself.”


“Don’t you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought? 

In the end we shall make thoughtcrime literally impossible..

because there will be no words in which to express it.



…the object of waging a war..

is always to be in a better position in which to wage another war.”




WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?


nobody expects you to read this..

what relevance could there be..



room 1010 

The Most Historically Significant Person Born in 1010 is..



Hisham II the Nephast is restored as Umayyad caliph of the Caliphate of Córdoba..

succeeding Muhammad II al-Mahdi. 

... June 2 - The Battle of Aqbat al-Bakr takes place..

in the context of the Fitna of al-Andalus..

resulting in a defeat for the Caliphate of Córdoba.




  






 

Thursday, 23 April 2020

OIL SHOCKER : update one

yo!.. grapes o rath... innit!

in palookaville today..


SHOCK AN AWE


evva body shock at alla jobs gone..

evva body shock atta drop in pmi..

evva body shock at public debt surge..

it's awsum said boris johnson..

just another patient..

like any ordinary palooka..


BANK OF ENGLAND RAID


computers atta bank..

be raided..

to allow for increased numbers..


those scuzzy bastards..

came the cry from forex traders..

who are pissed at alla currencies fallin at once..

it's lak oil times ..

said one flummoxed trader..


USE OF A.D. IDENTIFIED


artificial dumbness..

is being blamed..

for the failure to prepare..

as thousands of airplanes..

carrying the virus..

from china..

and eventually..

the whole wide world..

were welcomed to heathrow..

where the virus spewed out into the whole economy..


ITTA CLUSTA FUCK


said one treasury minister..

who shall remain blameless..


COCK UP AN LOCK UP


the luckdown is losin..

anna breakin bad..

is gainin ground..

the crowd are gettin restless..

the queen is in the counting house..

counting out the money..

the economy in the dog house..

feelin kinda funny..


I'M SHOCKED THAT YOU'RE SHOCKED


Oil prices fell under severe pressure and went negative..

That could be a magnified version of what..

we’re about to see for the rest of the U.S. economy.  
 Source: CNN
 

BOLLOCKS CALLED

from slope of hope blog -




As of this writing at 5:56 p.m. EST on April 23, 2020…
 this lowest price the continuous WTI oil contract..
(ticker symbol /cl, the true front month contract prices only)
has traded during the year 2020 is $6.50..
I will include a screenshot from thinkorswim with this post.
So there you have it.
The truth about “zero” and “negative” oil..
It both did, but really DID NOT happen.
Call it a paradox, an enigma, a rip in the space time continuum..
that even three Starship Enterprises couldn’t fix.

I’ll call it what it really was:
Another blatant episode of misreporting by people who are paid to know better,..


GOOD CALL TIM


now back to the oil shocker..


what did we think would happen?

shudda stopped them airplanes pdq..

took the hit in time..

save nine... 

innit!


COMING UP




form a new clan stan..






Monday, 6 April 2020

GET VIRUS DONE

yo!... it's not the economy stupid... innit!


in palookaville today...

evva one in shock...

as...

brexit falls ill... 

and...

is taken to the e.r. ..

fo tests


DON'T TEST DON'T TELL

 evva body know they ain't no tests...

 
EXAMINATIONS CANCELLED 


schools can't test, hospitals can't test...

media examination fails...


TAKE BACK CONTROL


in palookaville people are prayin...

for boris...

come home safe...

you big palooka...

before something happens ta brexit...

while the cats away...


18 HOLES


the other bigger palooka...

is tryin to get a hole in one...

he usin a golf playbook...

hit the ball...

into the long grass...

keep searchin around...

until after the election...


IN PALOOKAVILLE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU FART 


turns out...

after all...

palookaville...

is just a business...

as long as every one is economically active...

all will be fine...

rainy days...

are for wimps


NEW DEAL


how about sick pay...

for all workers?

how about a national health service?

for all patients

how about big pharma...

payin out for some of this?


PRIVATE EQUITY HAS NO PLACE IN HEALTHCARE

sooner or later...

a new deal will be identified...

time ta get ahead a the game











Thursday, 2 April 2020

TEST MATCH

yo!... what a game... innit!


palookaville bowled out...

evva one...

stumped...


HOWZAT


despite taking an early bath...

and...

being disqualified...


fo breakin a rules...

an settin a virus loose...

befo evva one else was ready...



SUPERVISOR


they gotta howzat suits...

anna n95 masks...

anna visors...

anna supervisors


LOST WAGES



Well I've been around the world

And I've been in the Washington Zoo

And in all my travels

As the facts unravel

I've found this to be true

While the poor people sleepin'

With the shade on the light

While the poor people sleepin'

All the stars come out at night

 they got the steely dan t-shirts...

and ventilators they need...

all that money can buy...


OUT FOR A DUCK


turning up without proper kit...

and during...

a maiden over..

the palookaville team...

suffer a batting collapse...

and itta long walk back to a pavillion...

without any kit


 NO WAY TO PLAY A TEST MATCH


don't test don't tell


IT'S THE MUSHROOM TREATMENT STUPID

keep em inna dark

covered inna shit


STAY OFF THE PITCH


spectators...

are asked to watch from home...

or the coronagate hotel...

do not pass go...

 do not collect £ 200 $


GERMANY 5   ENGLAND NIL


On Feb 25, when much of Europe still believed it could avoid the coronavirus crisis, news broke that a 47-year-old man had tested positive in Germany.
As authorities raced to track anyone the sick man had been in contact with, a terrifying picture emerged. He had spent the previous 10 days at carnival celebrations where he could have infected hundreds of people.
But experts now agree Germany did one crucial thing right at that moment. It started testing everyone who had been in contact with the infected man.
Little more than a month later, Germany is now testing around 500,000 of its citizens every week.
Britain, meanwhile, is lagging far behind, with only around 8,000 people tested per day.








Monday, 9 March 2020

Don't Test, Don't tell

yo! ain't alf been sum clevva bastards...

here in palookaville

our boss says it's all ok...

so of course it is..

PLANET PALOOKA

we've been goin along fo a long time nah...

hoping help would come from above...

pallokaville uber alles

 
WE DON'T SNEEZE

but y'all catch a cold...

just as a virus is consuming a rest of a world...

we here is doin jus fine...

they ain't no virus here and we got it all covered...

how come all you foreign dicks got this so wrong?


TIME TO PULL YER SOCKS UP


today aroun a wurl socks an oil is fallin lak they got cooties or summat...

here we not panickin... 

we gotta market covered...


IT CAN GO UP

but it caint come down...

so suckers get with the program...

take charge of the future and fix this thing...

like we have...


PALLOOKA FED

don fight a pallooka man...

live inna bubble...

pass a parcel...

plenty o seats wenna music stop...


IT'S DIFFERENT THIS TIME

anna mo it diffrent..

a mo it stay a same