Showing posts with label coronagate. Show all posts
Showing posts with label coronagate. Show all posts

Wednesday, 8 April 2020

WE WERE ONLY GOLFING


 yo! ... It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing...innit!


in palookaville today...

a big palooka hisself...

look a shoo in fo re-election...

(Doo wah, doo wah, doo wah, doo wah)  


 THE HOLE IN ONE


snatchin defeat from a jawsa victory...

attempt ta win a virus games...

the white house playbook...

is hidden behind the sofa...

a sign on the door ta the...

oval office says...

gone golfin...


PAR FOR THE COURSE



US intelligence officials were warning of a virus sweeping through the Wuhan region of China as early as November, according to an ABC News report.
ABC News reports:

Concerns about what is now known to be the novel coronavirus pandemic were detailed in a November intelligence report by the military’s National Center for Medical Intelligence (NCMI), according to two officials familiar with the document’s contents.
The report was the result of analysis of wire and computer intercepts, coupled with satellite images.

It raised alarms because an out-of-control disease would pose a serious threat to U.S. forces in Asia -- forces that depend on the NCMI’s work. And it paints a picture of an American government that could have ramped up mitigation and containment efforts far earlier to prepare for a crisis poised to come home.

‘Analysts concluded it could be a cataclysmic event,’ one of the sources said of the NCMI’s report. ‘It was then briefed multiple times to’ the Defense Intelligence Agency, the Pentagon’s Joint Staff and the White House.


This news follows reports that Trump’s top trade adviser, Peter Navarro, wrote memos starting in late January warning of a potential coronavirus pandemic with catastrophic consequences for Americans’ health and finances.

The president claimed yesterday that he had never seen Navarro’s memos, but their existence undermines his defense of the federal government’s early response to the pandemic, which has been widely criticized.


 Donald Trump was warned at the end of January by one of his top White House advisers that coronavirus had the potential to kill hundreds of thousands of Americans and derail the US economy, unless tough action were taken immediately, new memos have revealed.


Those missing four to six weeks are likely to go down in the definitive history as a cautionary tale of the potentially devastating consequences of failed political leadership. 

“The US response will be studied for generations as a textbook example of a disastrous, failed effort,” Ron Klain, who spearheaded the fight against Ebola in 2014, told a Georgetown university panel recently. “What’s happened in Washington has been a fiasco of incredible proportions.”


NEVER GIVE UP ON A WINNING TICKET


“Once we OPEN UP OUR GREAT COUNTRY, and it will be sooner rather than later, the horror of the Invisible Enemy, except for those that sadly lost a family member or friend, must be quickly forgotten,” Trump wrote in a tweet. “Our Economy will BOOM, perhaps like never before!!!”
The president also once again bragged about viewership of his daily White House briefings on the coronavirus response, saying “the ratings are through the roof.”


Thursday, 2 April 2020

TEST MATCH

yo!... what a game... innit!


palookaville bowled out...

evva one...

stumped...


HOWZAT


despite taking an early bath...

and...

being disqualified...


fo breakin a rules...

an settin a virus loose...

befo evva one else was ready...



SUPERVISOR


they gotta howzat suits...

anna n95 masks...

anna visors...

anna supervisors


LOST WAGES



Well I've been around the world

And I've been in the Washington Zoo

And in all my travels

As the facts unravel

I've found this to be true

While the poor people sleepin'

With the shade on the light

While the poor people sleepin'

All the stars come out at night

 they got the steely dan t-shirts...

and ventilators they need...

all that money can buy...


OUT FOR A DUCK


turning up without proper kit...

and during...

a maiden over..

the palookaville team...

suffer a batting collapse...

and itta long walk back to a pavillion...

without any kit


 NO WAY TO PLAY A TEST MATCH


don't test don't tell


IT'S THE MUSHROOM TREATMENT STUPID

keep em inna dark

covered inna shit


STAY OFF THE PITCH


spectators...

are asked to watch from home...

or the coronagate hotel...

do not pass go...

 do not collect £ 200 $


GERMANY 5   ENGLAND NIL


On Feb 25, when much of Europe still believed it could avoid the coronavirus crisis, news broke that a 47-year-old man had tested positive in Germany.
As authorities raced to track anyone the sick man had been in contact with, a terrifying picture emerged. He had spent the previous 10 days at carnival celebrations where he could have infected hundreds of people.
But experts now agree Germany did one crucial thing right at that moment. It started testing everyone who had been in contact with the infected man.
Little more than a month later, Germany is now testing around 500,000 of its citizens every week.
Britain, meanwhile, is lagging far behind, with only around 8,000 people tested per day.








Sunday, 15 March 2020

CORONAGATE

yo!.. carry on cruisin... not...


CRUSIN FO A BRUSIN


evva one here in palookaville is laffin...

no symtoms - no test...

so no virus here...


FINE SO FAR


government plan fo don't test - don't tell...

is working great...

we have had a coupla months to prepare whilst evva one else got sick...

 now we evva thang we need ...

maybe not enuff ventilators..

or masks..

or hospital beds...

but apart from that...

every one has enjoyed the play...


SOCKS AN BONDS


socks pull back up...

evva one party lak it's 2008...


OLYMPIC GAME


all bets are off...

games over for sports...

games over for travellers...

games over for events...

games over for airlines...


BOEING BOEING BONG


cash all spent on proppin uppa share price...

737 maxed out...

this plane won't fly...

cruises won't float...

buyers won't buy...

but shoppers will shop...

til they drop...


in palookaville people sing

three wheels on ma wagon...

we still rollin along...

 a higgity, haggity, hoggety, high

watch them virus...

go galloping by...