GRAB THE GAMES BY THE TROPHY

yo!.. going for gold... innit!

in palookaville..

the virus games.. 

are going well..

some of the coaches..

are getting over exited..

Trump says US topping world virus cases is 'badge of honour'

 

The US has 1.5 million coronavirus cases and nearly 92,000 deaths, 

according to Johns Hopkins University.

In second place is Russia..

with nearly 300,000 confirmed cases.

 

COMING UP

what do we get if we win?

re-start the hyper bole..

the man in the white house mask..

A LEVEL VIRUS FIELD

yo!.. only game in town... innit!

today here in palookaville..

all the go is..

germany winnin the games..

it ain't even half time..

some folks reckon..

we still inna first quarter..

still an all..

maybe we should check out the.

german playbook..

ta see what we can learn..

 

What Germany got right in the fight against coronavirus

While it remains to be seen whether the German authorities have got it right..

or acted too soon in easing the pressure..

it is clear the country has done better than mos..

of its European neighbours in tackling the virus so far.

Germany has one of the lowest case fatality rates in the world..

with 4,869 deaths for 147,593 detected infections..

according to Johns Hopkins University in the US..

That’s a case fatality rate of just over 3 per cent..

compared to around 13 per cent in the UK, France and Italy.


What's more, German scientists..

announced last week they had succeeded..

in bringing the reproduction factor..

the number of people each person with the virus passes the infection to..

under 1 for the first time.

Whatever happens next..

right now Germany is as close to a coronavirus success story as Europe has..

The story of that success comes down to three things..

preparedness..

a decentralised system that lets doctors make the calls..

and a generous slice of luck.

COPY THAT

 

fair play to them..

they done good..

y'all should read the whole article..

an then git yo own teams ta..

adopt as much of this..

as possible.

 

PLAY NICELY NOW

 

 some folks sayin.. 

no fair..

they sayin the games is rigged..

some teams..

havin ta play..

a tougher game..

that the virus..

they have to play with..

is a tougher son of a bitch..

an that it..

don't play fair.

Coronavirus’s ability to mutate has been vastly underestimated, and mutations affect deadliness of strains, Chinese study finds

• The most aggressive strains of Sars-CoV-2 could generate..
•  270 times as much viral load as the least potent type
•  
• New York may have a deadlier strain imported from Europe..
• compared to less deadly viruses elsewhere in the United States

 so..

maybe not a level playin field..

maybe all virus be equal..

but..

some be more equal than others..

 

LET THE BOFFINS BE THE REFEREES

 

track down all mutations..

an ban em from a games..

or give a weighting..

or a handicap..

or whatevva..

 

if they a deadlier strain..

identify and disqualify..

let the people know..

 

lets not fix..

 

THIS WORLD SERIES

 

let's have a fair fight..

and a..

true winner..

CYRUS : THE HAPPY VIRUS

yo! ... host with the most... innit!

well hello..

palookaville..

jus wanna say..

how y'all doin..

so happy to be here..

with y'all tonight..

me an the wife..

we've travelled the world ..

to be here with ya..

in your very own..

throats

TIME TO TOAST THE HOST

we'd lak ta thank y'all..

fo hostin these..

virus games

MAN WE WAS NOWHERE

we was jus chillin out..

slummin it..

with the other animals..

in a wet market..

in china..

ALONG CUMMA VIPER

and bingo..

we was reinvigorated..

an movin an shakin..

innna..

local human throats..

for ya knew it..

we was outta there..

an traveling the world..

by airplane..

first class.. innit!

THE HELPING HAND

we all wanna thank all you..

palookas..

fo the many..

helping hands..

you have shaken..

to help us all spred..

could not have got..

where we are now..

without you..

PARTY TIME AGAIN

we love ta party..

cos you love ta party..

we love ta boogie..

on saturday nights..

wanna thank alla politicos..

fo turnin..

a blind eye..

fo not buyin..

all those pesky..

masks and visors..

PPE shit..

that stuff really sucks..

if y'all had been..

in full PPE kit..

the virus games..

could never have been played..

DEEP THROAT

we love ta live..

in yo throats..

we gets ta eat better..

an drink better..

an the sex is wonderful..

we could not have found..

a better partner..

for these games..

y'all jus love ..

ta travel..

an hug an kiss..

and sing..

an shout..

this all has..

happened so very fast..

CLIMATE CHANGE

no need ta thank us..

for the cleaner air..

the empty roads..

the fall in greenhouse..

emissions..

the fall in crime..

the time off work..

or the wall ta wall..

binge sets..

y'all..

love ta watch..

IT'S BEEN A BALL

the virus games..

are out playing..

all other sports..

tv ratings..

are through the roof..

it ain't a stretch..

ta say..

we have brought the whole world..

to a standstill..

Man we was lonely
Yes we was lonely

 
And we was hard pressed to find a smile

 
Man we was lonely
Yes we was lonely

 
But now were fine all the while

Olympic Game

Yo! cheer leading the mob innit!

on palookaville sport today..

world leader blows out olympic flame with hot air..

olympic games cancelled...

sports jackass of the year awarded..

boeing maxed out... 

can't fly won't fly...

don't test don't tell..

figures fiddled...

what can't be contained won't be contained...

it's a marathon...

not a sprint..

oldest players face relegation...

oil slips...

contagion wins...

spectators banned...

hail mary passes...

no more fun an games...

last of the mohicans...

taking liberties...

voters cry foul as chickens come home to roost...