GREY HOUSE lawn PALOOKAVILLE stardate capitulation day +3
it lookes like the three stooges + someones brother-in-law standing outside the french doors to the greyhouse garden....giving a press conference onna state o a union after the blitz.
DOCTOR DOOM has been attacking the western economy with anti-money created out of nowhere by the one armed bandit atta LAS VEGAS FED... left THERE, as it turns out, fo a apes to find... by none other than DD hissel.
the anti-money has reacted with the ponzi-money in WALL st. to cause a massive deleveraging black hole that is turnig banks inta fallin dominoes and now the three stooges have asked the FANTASTIC FOUR to come to the rescue....
peteyapainter : yo! sh*t innit?...me an beulah here hidin inna shrubbery by the french doors atta greyhouse!
only we can see what the three stooges are wearin unner a stuffed shirts.... it be blue unnerwear...long blue unnerwear wiya 4 inna white coycle onna chests...
the tall, bald one who is meant ta be PRESIDENT paulson is really READ RICHARDS the elastic man... an he be gon stretch hissell arahnd a TOXIC 'vestments an lock em away inna negative zone.
the short, stocky guy wiya squinty eyes is ex-president brush aka the thing an he gone clobber alla investors that sell oat!
the guy next ta im is a WIZARD O OZ .. .aka the human torch an he be gon shout 'flame on' an fly arahnd a place chukkin dough atta folks onna grahnd!
lastly, the brother-in-law gon be a invisible girl an he gon disappear somewhere!
so far the FF have lost every battle to DD an now they look pretty shagged out an lost for what ta do nex...
paulson : look out! DOOM's about!
torchy : FLAME ON...
brush : ITZ CLOBBERIN TIME!
invisible girl : include me out!...
peteypantywaiste : yo! sh*eeeettttt!!! DD is winnin hans dahn anna dominoes is topplin...
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!
Yaaaayyyyy!!!! alla gang inna countin house gone apesh*t cossa it ovva nah!!! a VENGERS ere an DD gon be whupped bad.
pretty soon alla msn wot shudda know betta is droolin allovva a beers an busted stocks is risin an a sun commin aht...
woz it the sight o CAP an BUCKY, or was it THE SCARLET WITCH? we may nevva know but all ovva a wurl markets is FIXED an a NEW DEAL is... 'vestments can only be INvestments an
go up alla time...alla suckers wot was hopin to invest atta fair price has been SLAPPED SILLY by aVENGERS anna FF...
to be continued.......
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