yo! (sotto voce) wassup? innit!
pickardthepainter : zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
opkin : whahoppen musky?
spider : nuthin here, nuthin there, nuthin, nuthin everwhere....
zooney : lull befo a storm man......
gilligan : what fo i gotta be gilligan? i wan be elvis!
lavern : gil. shut the f**k up man.
beulah : where that freakin painter man? i gon kick he ass when i gets im. he so g*damm lazy he gon be asleep onna bridge.
halfcat : we gotta get outa dis place.......
granny-in-ireland : wen i grows up i gonna write the most boring blog inna world.......
Previously...on Dorktrek : Lost In Space...
The crew from the loft have fallen thru the back of a cornflakes box, in the breakfast nook of the loft, in downtown PALOOKAVILLE and onto the bridge of the United Flakes Starship Turnerprize, which has been hailed with a strange warning about trillions of dollars being sucked into a deleveraging black hole. On the way to investigate, the Turnerprize was caught up in the dreaded 'Flation - a nebula of the most disturbin kind.....read on at yo peril...
PALOOKAVILLE star date whatever+25.... Incomin messages...
.....seem like this damn nebla screwin round with evva thang in space. jus lookie heh atta footbol news.... arab dudes, wotz got alla dosh, is buyin up the footbol. seem like a long time since local dudes played fo they own side an workin stiffs gotta dosh ta see em.
Sulaiman Al-Fahim planning £133m January bid for Cristiano Ronaldo
nah days only da rich kin afford to go see em. an wotz more y'all rich teams owned by a rich dudes is buyin alla players wot can score!
i declare soon it gon be....."jus mail the cheque dudes"... put yo bid inna envelope anna biggest bung gets da cup!
mebbe it no bad ting .... jus think of all at dubbin wotz gon be saved!
yo jus cop a load a dis...
LOOKS LIKE gordon DARLING WOZ RIGHT!
evva body been beatin up on po ol darlin fo TELLIN THE TRUTH. but here be ammo fo is ballsy stand....
UK is the only major economy to face recession this year, OECD warns
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