PALOOKAVILLE stardate capitulation day+3
peteythesailor : here we sit lak burks inna wilderness...
gobsmacked aint in it......F**K....F**K....F**K....
sunday mornin commin dahn...we low man...we real low...ah knowed it were bad, i knowed sh*t be commin dahn...but i did not know it would get so bad... atta politix wud sell aht a po woikin stiffs wotta still payin taxes...
FINANCIAL NEWS AND SPORT
Large Hardon Collider to be turned off for two months following damage
A faulty connection between two magnets has triggered a meltdown which will delay the world’s biggest economics experiment by two months, the BUST laboratory has admitted...
The fire brigade was called to the Large Currency Collider after the fault, which sent cable soaring by 100 bps in a section of the 17-mile underground circuit on the Swiss-French border.
Last week the CENTRAL BANKER in charge of the collider, BEN "the Atom" BERNANKY, told the Palookaville Sport that he expected to collide the first particles last week, much earlier than thought...
But the breakdown, at 11am UK time on Thursday morning, led to the release of a ton of helium used to cool the magnets that guide subatomic particles around the machines’s circuit. Engineers had to wait for oxygen levels to return to normal before they were able to weigh up the damage.
"When we do wonderful and difficult things at the very edge of our capability we can't expect everything to go smoothly, but this is the price we must pay to make the most profound discoveries about our economy."
previously on HARDON COLLIDER....
QUANTUM ECONOMICS
wow!...innit!....things just gotta whole lot worser...
pickitywhitchtheplonker : it gone quantum man! it jus turn rahn an smile at me an took this freakin great quantum leap...
ninja : “This could be the mother of year-ends. The markets will need extraordinary actions to get through it.” –Brian Sack, Macroeconomic Advisers
“If banks are unwilling to lend to other banks, then they are unwilling to lend to you and me.” –Stan Jonas, Axiom Management Partners
Once a month I update and add to a regular series of posts I call Really Scary Fed Charts.
Although I won’t update the charts until September 15th when the data comes out, I can tell you right now that going forward these charts are about to go from just “really scary”, to “crazy scary”.
bloomberg : Fed Direct Loans Lose Stigma as Banks Push Borrowing to Record
"Commercial banks that a year ago rebuffed a Federal Reserve program to provide cheaper cash may be increasingly dependent on it.
Borrowing from the Fed's discount window hit record levels in six of the past eight weeks, and reached $23.5 billion as of Sept. 10, Fed data show. By comparison, lending averaged just $779 million a week in the three months after New York Fed President Timothy Geithner urged banks to use the program.
The increasing use of the funds risks delaying banks' disposal of nonperforming assets and capital raising....."spider : WTF? itta HARDON man...
zooneh : they swizz banks gotta huge great HARDON 'celleratin dollas faster n lite...turnin em inta genital warts by collidin em inta each other unnergrahn in europe.
beaulah : they freakin euros man..they not on side...they jus lookin aht fo theysells...while a dolla shrinkin ta wart status they HARDON is goin inta a GREAT DROOP wi alla banks BUST anna SWF'S buyin a place wi BEADS...
'cat : evva one gotta wear condoms nah ta hold dollas...price o rubber bouncin thru da roof....
Peak America
pickardthepeaker : fo get peak oil man! an fo get peak credit! deys jus noise compared ta wotz goin dahn a coz o alla dis 'celleratin...
laverne : wot is he onna bout? he just a poxy painter dude fro PALOOKAVILLE...sit inna loff alla day wi a dog wot half cat, a spider wot talk anna mouse wot look like a rat!
pickardthepolitix : y'all thank i dumb innit? but look arahn an wotta ya see? post superpower DROOP. the very thang wot made yo rich make yo poor!
yo banks is bust anna clevva bastards wot dunnit.. gottit away onner toes wi a BONUS
they particle economics anna quantum leap wot dunnit inna end...nah y'all gonna hafta save up an pay off yo debt or the QUANTUM ECONOMICS wot got yo here is gonna 'flate yo ass off inta da void...
PARTICLE ECONOMICS
yo! strufe, WTF?...
we onna bridge o da united flakes starship TURNERPRIZE as it try get free o da dreaded 'FLATION nebla anna DELEVERAGING black hole...
spider : KINOULTON!...boss!..yo gotta read this message from dorkfleet...guys gotta fix on wot caused alla shit wot goin dahn...
Large Hardon Collider is activated...
pickypainful : say whaaaat? freakin banks bin buildin a 'cellerator unner switzerlan to circulate dollar bills evva faster arahnd in circles an collidin em inna hope o findin higg's BONUS!zooneh : FORGIVE EM, boss, FO THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO....
beulah : it da 'flation innit. they bastards caused it wi DISMAL SCIENCE
lavern : nah da BREAD ruined... yeast all chaos-ed up anna bread price risin alla time!
pickardthespacecadet : HARDON got be BIG man!.. ta cause all dis trouble...last thang we need here in space is dollars circulatin at warp speed an crashin inta wallstreet...gon cause a BIG BANG! markets gon implode inta a BLACK HOLE an DEflate a whole world economy into da void...
opkin : ah ben, wot inna fed, gee us iss day, our daily BREAD...
mish : "Before we get to addressing Roubini's blaming of the mess we are in on "free-market laissez-faire" philosophy, let's take a look at calls for Paulson and Bernanke to resign, and one other post on "Socialism For The Rich"...."
ninja : ...."The Treasury committed to invest as much as $200 billion to prevent a collapse of Fannie and Freddie, protecting investors owning more than $5 trillion of their debt and mortgage-backed securities. The U.S. budget deficit will grow next year to $438 billion, the Congressional Budget Office said today, making it harder for President George W. Bush's successor to either cut taxes or increase spending.”
That should make yields start to crawl up and eventually spike. There is a tipping point. Nobody knows where it is, but rest assured, it is out there somewhere."
spider : boss wake up! ...'flation celleratin! -
Barratt warns house price falls acceleratin
'cat : alla 'VESTMENTS srinkin atta faster rate...itta folt o a HARDON ACCELERATOR...press : Bankers receive death threats over 'end-of-world' experiment
"The bankers behind the world's biggest ever economic experiment have received death threats from critics who claim it could cause the end of the world.
Federals are attempting to recreate the forces that occurred in the immediate aftermath of the GREAT DEPRESSION, which created the universe.
The £5.4 trillion machine at BUST, the BANKERS, USURERS & SUCKERS TRUST based near Geneva, will be switched on this Wednesday .
Some of the HEDGE FUNDS working on the experiment, who include a FAMOUS WHINER and a former SHOE SHINE BOY, have received threatening emails and been besieged by telephone calls from worried members of the public who fear the machine could cause deleveraging and 'flation that will destroy the world."
picklesthegerkin : so ats how it appen! ....greed an hubris builds a HARDON to spin dollas atta speed o lite an itz all gon pear shape! ..nah itZ all hell let loose...chaos warpin allit touches an turnin a DOLLA inta a genital wart!
zooneh : 'KINELL! ...folks gotta wear a condom wen ay buys dollas!
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