HAVE VIRUS WILL TRAVEL

yo!... only game in town... innit!

the sun shines down on palookaville...

an a folks like ta go outside...

maybe some lak ta visit a seaside...

even though a shops is shut...

amusements on hold...

cafes closed...

beach closed...

GO THE SOCIAL DISTANCE

don't go the extra mile...

THE VIRUS GAME

is the only game in town...

all other games are off...

it's games over for football...

games over fo olympics...

games over fo basketball, baseball,

what evva

GREAT WALL OF CHINA

the chinese are favourite to win a games...

well they invented them...

they were first up to bat...

and by all accounts...

played a blinder...

knocked a virus fo six innit...

some say the didn't play the game...

not with a straight bat...

only they can telll

anyway...

the great wall was breached anna virus...

flew around the world...

kicking off the world series...

TRAINS AN BOATS AN PLANES

now every country playing by it's own rules...

no referee...

china takes an early bath...

retired but not out...

the crowd is restless...

and will not stay...

off the park...

until ground rules are fully agreed...

the mob will rule... 

THRONE OF GAMES

who will be the winning team?

it looks like taiwan...

"Taiwan rapidly produced and implemented a list of at least 124 action items in the past five weeks to protect public health," report co-author Jason Wang, a Taiwanese doctor and associate professor of pediatrics at Stanford Medicine, said in a statement. 

"The policies and actions go beyond border control because they recognized that that wasn't enough."

This was while other countries were still debating whether to take action. 

In a study conducted in January, Johns Hopkins University said Taiwan was one of the most at-risk areas outside of mainland China -- owing to its close proximity, ties and transport links.

Among those early decisive measures was the decision to ban travel from many parts of China, stop cruise ships docking at the island's ports, and introduce strict punishments for anyone found breaching home quarantine orders.- from cnn

but germany will probably snatch it...

in extra time...

WHAT COMES AROUND

the games are played every several years..

they are not always kicked off in china...

the last really big games was 100 years ago...

and was kicked off in the USA

though for some reason...

they were called the

spanish games...

I SEE NO SHIPS

winners an losers..

but mostly losers...

it's airplanes nil...

cruise lines nil...

navy ships nil...

travel is the biggest losing team

TOURISTS FUCK OFF

go home palookas...

you are not wanted here...

virus invisiblity...

tarnishes all travellers... 

traveling is public enemy number one...

we cannot even agree on how to spell it!

A SOCIAL DISEASE

yo!... slow hand clap... innit!

in palookaville today...

be good to your self...

stay in, stay alone, stay safe...

A VERY SOCIABLE VIRUS

little fucker loves ta party...

likes ta git among it...

the more you mix...

the sooner you die...

BAKED INNA PIE

keep folks cooped up up in high density...

let em lve wivva exotic animals...

ride em onna subway...

lots akissy feely...

then go visit folks...

all ovva a wurl...

CLAP GOT NOTHING ON THIS DUDE

time was...

sex was needed...

fo a clap to spread...

from sucker ta sucker...

THE CLAP THIS TIME

little fucker makes yo cough...

little fucker makes yo sneeze...

little fucker in the air around yo...

evva time yo breathe

all you need is love...

to spread him all around...

love of family, love of friends,

love to visit...

love ta party...

IT'S PARTY OFF DUDE

palookaville asks us ta clap for the NHS...

clap for the medics...

 clap for those who care fo the sick...

IF YOU WILL STAY AT HOME SO WILL I

cos if we don stay home...

 it gon be clap...

fo the health service...

an clap fo the nurses...

and clap fo you an clap fo me

SLOW HAND CLAP 

VIRUS CLAP

 

WHEN WILL THERE BE MASKS?

yo!... self defense...innit!

in palookaville today...

we plan ahead...

we saw this coming...

and set our defenses up...

HOW MANY BULLETS MUST A STRONG COUNTRY HAVE

before we all are safe?

HOW MANY BULLETS

will it take

to stop the virus?

HOW MANY GUNS

to cure this plague?

HOW MANY AIRPLANES ?

...wait a minute aren't airplanes...

part of the problem...

maybe they are the problem...

THE 9/11 VIRUS

airplanes turn into missiles...

crash into skyscrapers...

they fly in the virus...

from all around the world... 

THE DEFENCE BUDGET

just got bigger here in palookaville...

an don't forget the agencies...

FBI, ICE, DEA, HOMELAND... etc.

can any of these stop the virus...

can they even wound the virus?


WHEN WILL WE HAVE MASKS?

when will the medics get protection?

all that they need?


VIRUS KILLS : BULLETS DON'T WORK

CHINA SYNDROME

once upon a time in beijing...

a small guy inna white shirt...

carryin shoppin bags...

stood in front of a line of tanks...

brave guy...

gone guy

later...

some time last fall...

a descendant maybe...

goes to see the emperor...

to tell him about the new killer...

breathing virus

was prevented by goons...

and given a lesson...

Li Wenliang is among the 14 health workers and police declared to be “martyrs” for their efforts. The Chinese doctor was reprimanded by authorities for “spreading rumours” after he sought to warn colleagues about the emergence of Covid-19 in December, but in March an investigation into his death exonerated Li and recommended the reprimand be withdrawn.

soon after this...

the new virus...

catcha airplane ta palookaville...

and then onto...

the rest of the world

VIRUS MUTATES

after many thousands of people become sick...

the virus mutates into... 

A DEBT VIRUS

as debt is already killing the world economy...

this is not a good time at all

hundreds of billions more created...

from nowhere

 

BIG YELLOW VIRUS

yo!... don't know what you've got - til it's gone!... innit!

us folks here in palookaville...

used ta lak a looka rounda shops...

getta bite ta eat...

get a beer...

clubbin...

jumpi an jivin...

doin stuff...

whatevva

6.66 MILLION JOBLESS CLAIMS

now there is no more mornin dew...

the parking lot is empty...

or it's a homeless shelter...

BOTTOM FALLS OUT OF THE TOP

how did this happen?

slowly at first...

then suddenly

if only we had known...

what exponential growth meant...

how what was no big deal...

became a FGBD

 WHERE WERE THE BIG PALOOKAS AT IN JANUARY  2020

WATCH : CHRIS MARTENSON 

24 January 2020

WHAT CANNOT BE CURED

must be endured

Late last night
I heard the screen door slam
And a big yellow virus
Took away my old man

Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got
Till it's gone

They paved paradise
And put up a hospital tent

TEST MATCH

yo!... what a game... innit!

palookaville bowled out...

evva one...

stumped...

HOWZAT

despite taking an early bath...

and...

being disqualified...

fo breakin a rules...

an settin a virus loose...

befo evva one else was ready...

china still has the best overall score!

SUPERVISOR

they gotta howzat suits...

anna n95 masks...

anna visors...

anna supervisors

LOST WAGES

Well I've been around the world

And I've been in the Washington Zoo

And in all my travels

As the facts unravel

I've found this to be true

While the poor people sleepin'

With the shade on the light

While the poor people sleepin'

All the stars come out at night

 they got the steely dan t-shirts...

and ventilators they need...

all that money can buy...

OUT FOR A DUCK

turning up without proper kit...

and during...

a maiden over..

the palookaville team...

suffer a batting collapse...

and itta long walk back to a pavillion...

without any kit

 NO WAY TO PLAY A TEST MATCH

don't test don't tell

IT'S THE MUSHROOM TREATMENT STUPID

keep em inna dark

covered inna shit

STAY OFF THE PITCH

spectators...

are asked to watch from home...

or the coronagate hotel...

do not pass go...

 do not collect £ 200 $


GERMANY 5   ENGLAND NIL

On Feb 25, when much of Europe still believed it could avoid the coronavirus crisis, news broke that a 47-year-old man had tested positive in Germany.
As authorities raced to track anyone the sick man had been in contact with, a terrifying picture emerged. He had spent the previous 10 days at carnival celebrations where he could have infected hundreds of people.
But experts now agree Germany did one crucial thing right at that moment. It started testing everyone who had been in contact with the infected man.
Little more than a month later, Germany is now testing around 500,000 of its citizens every week.
Britain, meanwhile, is lagging far behind, with only around 8,000 people tested per day.

CRY FOUL

yo... game o two halves... innit!

palookaville astrodome 2020

players an spectators...

cryin foul ovva foul play...

early bath fo china...

IT'S A RELAY STUPID

at start of play...

folks say it a sprint...

no need fo extra time...

be all ovva fo yo know it...

players runnin the ball...

chargin dahn...

blockin attacks...

HAIL MARY

it aint even half time yet..

still inna first quarter...

ball gets slippery...

temperatures rise...

players get cramp...

lookin fo a hail mary pass already

PASS IT ON

folks startin ta realise...

it aint no sprint...

talkin abaht...

this dude a marathon

THIS AIN'T NO POPSICLE

big palookas tryin ta suck it an see...

hows that workin out?

some blame a mandarins...

some a politics..

not in the playbook...

not our fault...

fact is...

it all our faults

TRAINS AN BOATS AN PLANES

we all loves ta travel...

sad ta stay home innit...

gotta git among it...

suck it an fuck it...

eat it an drink it...

 

laugh out loud...

touch an feel...

press a flesh...

fo we knew it...

IT A CLUSTER FUCK 

smart folks start runnin fo a door...

include me out...

fuck that thing...

keep it ta yo sell...

WHAT GOES AROUND

folks won't stop worshippin...

gets tagether big time...

get good an tight...

then they go home...

then they pass it on...

AS YE SOW

grim reaper ...

reapin nah...

fat lady not singin anytime soon...

olympic virus torch...

passed around a wurl...

comin ta a place near you...

STAY HOME WATCH ON TV

tv has the rights...

tv has the coverage...

watch final score live...

THE VIRUS GAMES : UPDATE

yo!... game set an match... innit!

here in palookaville...

the virus games outplays...

all other sports...

WIMBLEDON BEATEN

the whole tennis lawn...

has to be re-seeded...

virus knocks balls...

right outta a court


NEW UNIFORM DESIGN


due ta the transmission worldwide...

demand for kit has rocketed...

teams are out of kit...

no masks, no visors, no gowns...

some say we need a new design...

some a new colour...

some say a new shield...

whatevva...

get it done...

as long as we ate safe at home...

watchin onna bleaches tv...

 y'all play nicely nah

 DON'T TEST, DON'T TELL 

it ain't cricket...

bowlin googlies...

right dahn a bodyline...

test match is history...

each country got it's own test...

but do they work?...

nothing is working...

on one is working...

STADIUM AWAY

footballers gotta givva wages back...

teams relegated to social distance...

managers sacked...

empty stadium...

balls go missing

TELEVISION RIGHTS SOLD OUT

ball's in their court...

they only broadcast...

the virus games...

24/7 live coverage...

follow a numbers...

keep a score...

CANCELLATION  CANCELLATION  CANCELLATION

evva one tunin in...

the big palooka...

fills the screen...

for hours each day...

he got his team...

standin behind him...

they all on side...

he got em trained...

he got em drilled...

all we want ta know...

WHAT'S THE FINAL SCORE?

THE VIRUS GAMES

yo!... pandemic pandemonium... innit!

in palookaville every several years...

we have the virus games...

people are crammed into tiny homes...

in huge blocks of flats (condos)

with livestock an stuff...

jus ta see who gets bit a most...

some years only minor games are played...

GAMES DIFFERENT THIS TIME

turns out...

some bat bit some snake...

snake vomits on dog...

chickens come home to roost...

anna shit hitta fan...

folks run fo they airport...

just to spread a word...

folks get bit all ovva a wurl...

governments play down games and deny...

testing is banned from substance...

PARTY ON

aboard the titanic...

evva body drinkin an laughphin...

huge crowds inna stadiums...

virus get good an spread...

folks get good an dead

THRONE OF GAMES

the big palookas...

weigh in...

keep on truckin folks...

party on lak they no tomorra...

DON'T TEST, DON'T TELL

blindfolds are handed out...

so no one can see the truth...

observers are shouted down...

statistics finessed...

BARE KNUCKLE FIGHTS

medical heros are forced...

to fight bare handed...

masks are not allowed...

visors and shields...

down

WINNERS ONLINE

a record is kept...

winning teams identified...

argument starts...

some say the winner is the state...

with the highest number of cases...

and the most media coverage...

some say it's the state...

 with the most recovered...

some say...

 it's the deaths stupid!

AND THE WINNER IS

the state with the lowest number of...

deaths per million of population...

lowest nuber of deaths period...

fewest cases ever!

GAMES OVER

the virus games go on an on...

far into the night...

but

it's games over fo airlines...

it's games over fo olympics...

games over fo football...

games over...

all over

DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SETS

normal service will be resumed... 

do not call us...

we'll say when

The Night Before Virus

yo!.. silent day... innit!

starting to feel a lot like christmas...

here in palookaville...

all are hunkered down around the radiator...

panic shopping all done...

enough food etc....

for a month...

nobody around on the street...

no moving autos...

silent skies...

ANY PORT IN A STORM

ships all in dock...

planes onna ground...

taxis parked up...

only the central banks...

are at their emergency work alone...

CAN'T VISIT WON'T VISIT

due to the success of...

don't test, don't tell...

virus presents given to all...

fare share out this time...

no one shall go without...

 NOT OVER TIL FAT LADY SINGS

every year in palookaville...

the holidays seem to get longer...

cooped up at home with the family...

reruns of old movies...

nobody in here but us turkeys...

SOCKS DOWN AGAIN

risk off...

panic on...

some think it's time fo a reset...

others are fo a fix...

again...

ANVIL INNA SKY

tom and gerry...

remember...

the anvil is in the sky...

run around like a blue arsed fly...

do not send for where the iron will fall...

it falls on us..

CORONAGATE

yo!.. carry on cruisin... not...

CRUSIN FO A BRUSIN

evva one here in palookaville is laffin...

no symtoms - no test...

so no virus here...

FINE SO FAR

government plan fo don't test - don't tell...

is working great...

we have had a coupla months to prepare whilst evva one else got sick...

 now we evva thang we need ...

maybe not enuff ventilators..

or masks..

or hospital beds...

but apart from that...

every one has enjoyed the play...

SOCKS AN BONDS

socks pull back up...

evva one party lak it's 2008...

OLYMPIC GAME

all bets are off...

games over for sports...

games over for travellers...

games over for events...

games over for airlines...

BOEING BOEING BONG

cash all spent on proppin uppa share price...

737 maxed out...

this plane won't fly...

cruises won't float...

buyers won't buy...

but shoppers will shop...

til they drop...

in palookaville people sing

three wheels on ma wagon...

we still rollin along...

 a higgity, haggity, hoggety, high

watch them virus...

go galloping by...

kiss me deadly

yo!... stop making sense...innit!

palookaville touchy feely index...

fuck this fo a game o conkas...

seems lak alla folks inna kissin an feelin places gotta problem big...

maybe bigger anna rest ovva folks...

I SO LATE

pshaw i been a sorta stand offish sorta dude...

why wudda wanna suck face offa whatevva folks...

OK STOP THIS SHIT

the only person gonna stop this thang is you (me)

gov.shit aint gonna save us from catchin what we do...

we no this...

if we gonna be safe ...

we gotta do it us selfs...

 SOLO MIO

 maybe for as long as it takes...

we gotta suck it up an...

stay home...

how difficult can it be?

CORONAGATE : The Donald Devalued

yo! currency devalued...innit!

dateline palookaville..

currency markets in free fall...

as the DONALD crashes..

CORONAGATE 

our currency was in recovery..

don't test don't tell...

microbes behaving badly..

truth gets out!

PALOOKAVILLE GOES SHORT

shorting the donald to be outlawed..

despite ignoring the pandemic...

the microbe will always get through..

CENTRAL BANK SUPPORT

palooka fed weighs in...

1.5 trillion...

 humpty dumpty...

back together again...

donald inna ella vater..

but won't go down...

CRISIS WHAT CRISIS

it's the debt stupid...

Olympic Game

Yo! cheer leading the mob innit!

on palookaville sport today..

world leader blows out olympic flame with hot air..

olympic games cancelled...

sports jackass of the year awarded..

boeing maxed out... 

can't fly won't fly...

don't test don't tell..

figures fiddled...

what can't be contained won't be contained...

it's a marathon...

not a sprint..

oldest players face relegation...

oil slips...

contagion wins...

spectators banned...

hail mary passes...

no more fun an games...

last of the mohicans...

taking liberties...

voters cry foul as chickens come home to roost...

Don't Test, Don't tell

yo! ain't alf been sum clevva bastards...

here in palookaville

our boss says it's all ok...

so of course it is..

PLANET PALOOKA

we've been goin along fo a long time nah...

hoping help would come from above...

pallokaville uber alles

 

WE DON'T SNEEZE

but y'all catch a cold...

just as a virus is consuming a rest of a world...

we here is doin jus fine...

they ain't no virus here and we got it all covered...

how come all you foreign dicks got this so wrong?

TIME TO PULL YER SOCKS UP

today aroun a wurl socks an oil is fallin lak they got cooties or summat...

here we not panickin... 

we gotta market covered...

IT CAN GO UP

but it caint come down...

so suckers get with the program...

take charge of the future and fix this thing...

like we have...

PALLOOKA FED

don fight a pallooka man...

live inna bubble...

pass a parcel...

plenty o seats wenna music stop...

IT'S DIFFERENT THIS TIME

anna mo it diffrent..

a mo it stay a same

Last Brexit To Palookaville

yo! last brexit ta brooklyn...innit!

turns out they nevva was a brexit plan...

because nobody evva believed it would be voted for...

because european union is a one way street...

WELCOME TO THE HOTEL EUROPA

you can check out anytime you want...

but you can never leave!

they bollox inna parliament aint gonna let their gravy train come off the rails...

they bollox inna media nevva gon talk it straight...

they bollox inna industry is innit fo a dosh anna jollies...

CURRENCY FUCK

they sure fucked up the pound though innit...

works fo industry...

works fo remoaners...

low pound itta all part ovva plan...

WE WILL ALL BE ASLEEP

the longer this goes along the wearier we all get...

we are all bored to tears with the endless bollox...

they know we will vote a second time to stop the bollox...

we want our holidays...

we want our euro buy to lets...

we want our pound back up...

CIRCUS BOYS AND GIRLS

we want to watch a prince an is gel... 

anna football...

anna soaps...

here in palookaville every one is stupid an it shows...

UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER

well what else did you expect?

Palookaville

yo! innit...

These days...

 here in palookaville...

nobody reads the msm...

not the papers..

not their blogs..

not their tweets..

not their tv news..

here in palookaville we don't vote anymore...

I WONDER WHY THIS IS

 maybe it's because we do not believe in them anymore...

we don't believe a word they say

perhaps it's because of the war..

or the wars..

the refugees..

the low wages..

the health care disaster..

maybe the fixing of interest rates..

propping up asset values..

bailing out the banks..

taxing only the little people...

maybe it's because of the power of the multinationals..

the now huge number of international companies..

too big to pay taxes..

IT'S ALL TOO BIG TO FIX

they say they are all too big to fail..

but really it's all too big to fix..

oh! they've fixed all of the above alright..

but we cannot undo all of the things they have fixed for themselves...

because they own the politics...

the media..

the internet...

they own the machine

HERE IN THE WILDERNESS

so here we sit...

like burks inna wilderness...

-------------

I do read mish though...

"Look at the result: Too big to fail is even bigger, toggle bonds and corporate borrowing are running rampant, no imbalances were fixed, QE is insane by any rational measure, and the Fed did nothing to rein in moral hazard risk taking.
The entire world would be much better off had not only Lehman gone under, but the entire banking system gone under.
Instead, bank are bigger than ever, corporate leverage is higher than ever, debt levels are higher than ever, and the global economy is setup for an even bigger collapse."

https://mishtalk.com/2016/10/22/another-lehman-blunder-coming-up/ 

And this...from naked capitalism (Nomi Prins)

"In this election, Hillary has crafted her talking points regarding the causes of the last financial crisis as weapons against Trump, but they hardly begin to tell the real story of what happened to the American economy. The meltdown of 2007-2008 was not mainly due to “tax policies that slashed taxes on the wealthy” or a “failure to invest in the middle class,” two subjects she has repeatedly highlighted to slam the Republicans and their candidate. It was a byproduct of the destruction of the regulations that opened the way for a too-big-to-fail framework to thrive. Under the presidency of Bill Clinton, Glass-Steagall, the Depression-era act that once separated people’s bank deposits and loans from any kind of risky bets or other similar actions in which banks might engage, was repealed under the Financial Modernization Act of 1999. In addition, the Commodity Futures Modernization Act was passed, which allowed Wall Street to concoct devastating unregulated side bets on what became the subprime crisis.
Given that the people involved with those choices are still around and some are still advising (or in the case of one former president living with) Hillary Clinton, it’s reasonable to imagine that, in January 2017, she’ll launch the third term of Bill Clinton when it comes to financial policy, banks, and the economy. Only now, the stakes are even higher, the banks larger, and their impunity still remarkably unchallenged."

http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2016/10/nomi-prins-hillary-clinton-will-continue-the-big-bank-protection-racket.html

Let Prices Fall

yo!  big fix... innit !

evvabody know the fix is in...

been in since fo' evva

establishment, deep state, anna mainstreet bollox...

all scared shitless by falling prices.

way to growth

in order to stop prices fallin

 this lot have conspired firstly to prop up asset prices..

then to boom asset prices...

but joe onna street...

gets stuffed (f@cked)

All Tomorrows Money 

 

They shudda ring fenced depositors and let the banks and bond holders face the music of their own risk taking...

asset prices should have been allowed to crash...

housing to become affordable again..

a reset to normal current demand...

as things stand we have spent...

all tomorrows money

Daylight Robbery 

 

People with money inna bank

get no interest paid to them

people who borrow to push up asset prices...

get rewarded..

FACT 

there aint gonna be no growth until this fix ends

look at Japan

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/09/27/imf-sounds-alarm-bells-over-trade-slowdown-and-low-inflation/

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-09-10/global-economic-overview-brexit-china-screwflation-humility-patience

The Neverendum

yo! bollox innit...

jeremy paxman speaks best about this here.

1. the losers will demand a re-run...

2. the eu capos will not let us go...

3. the media will present the result as the daft fantasy of old people, small thinking, and racists....

4. the bent politicions will fight for their greater ambitions and expenses in europe...

5. clear thinking will be drowned out by msm noise...

6. they will have as many re-runs as it takes to get the result they want.

7. this is not a legally binding referendum but just an advisory referendum...

8. play for time... long grass will allow for all the fudge you can eat...

I WAS ONLY A CALLOW YOUTH

I voted for britain to go  in when we had the last one in 1975. I voted in because I liked the idea of free movement around europe without the need for a passport. That never happened for us here in the uk... but we have got an unintended immigration consequence.

I never gave a thought to how we already had the british commonwealth and that we were turning our backs on these great friends of ours...

INMHO... THE BLAME

first the banksters 

second the establishment

third organised crime

fourth the career politicions

fifth the msm

OH YEAH... 

an all the dumbed down sheeple who subscribe to the msm bollox and believe every word....

MISH 

https://mishtalk.com/2016/06/24/word-of-thanks-to-the-person-most-responsible-for-brexit-angela-merkel/

https://mishtalk.com/2016/06/25/brexit-what-happened-take-ii/ 

https://mishtalk.com/2016/06/25/brexit-question-on-free-trade/ 

https://mishtalk.com/2016/09/28/gang-of-27-hits-uk-with-impossible-demands-eu-seeks-inferior-deal-for-uk-spain-wants-gibraltar/