PLANET ON A PLATE

 

yo! world inna grain a sand.. innit!

 

 

I use dinner plates as mixing palettes..

 

when I paint in oils..

 

this top one was used for 'my Indian Green'..

 

cool innit!

 

This really hot plate..

is volcanic..

it's a totally tectonic plate..

it's a real toasty world..

 

GLOBAL BOLLOCKS

 

yes the climate is changing..

it always has changed and always will..

cold ages and warmer ones..

you know ice ages happen..

 is it our fault..

probably some of it is..

but really it's all up to the sun and it's solar activity

 

we are not allowed to challenge..

the current orthodoxy..

but we don't have to believe everything that they say.. 

we just have to go along..

you know..

go along to get along..

 

NOAH SAYS DO THIS

 

maybe we should prepare..

save the animals and stuff..

but maybe not panic..

because it's already baked in..

and we are but little dudes..

compared to the sun.. 

CHANGE SUCKS

I useually don't like change..

not even the changing of the seasons..

 

I'M ALL RIGHT LUMBERJACK

 

 log rollers know one thing above all else..

keep on rolling..

if you try to stand still..

the logs will roll you over into the river..

and then..

and then they roll over you..